Roll thread: You encounter a pedo bear in the woods, what do you do? The outcome will depend on your roll. To roll do 1 d 100: 1d100 = 6 Roll scenarios: Rolling 1-30: Pedo bear ignores you and you get away. Rolling 31-50: Pedo bear spots you or cannot catch you yet; re-roll and repost ur reaction. Rolling 51-60: Pedo bear grabs you and drags you to the candy van. Rolling 61-70: Pedo bear eats you alive. Rolling 71-80: Pedo bear rapes you on the spot. Rolling 81-90: Pedo bear snaps your neck. Rolling 91-95: Pedo bear wounds you; re-roll. Rolling 96-98: Pedo bear burns you alive. Rolling 99-100: Pedo bear is caught by the police and you are safe.