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Girlfriend application Anonymous 09/08/2025 (Mon) 10:44:02 No. 535372
You reading this, yes you can be my girlfriend! My interests are Hitler, anime girl streamers otherwise known as vtubers, and video games. It is mandatory that you clean the apartment and satisfy me sexually when I demand so. Also you cannot be overweight, at all. White or Asian preferred but latina is also acceptable. No niggers though. You will take down all social media, stop hanging out with any male friends or annoying female friends, and we need to have at least 3 children so you need to be within prime birthing years. Apply below!
Oh kewl
>>535372 Based. I'm not a woman though, I'm a fat old guy
>>535372 I can't be your gf, I'm male. I would sell you one, but I need a sample of your dna
>>535397 How old?
>>535402 Old enough that my balls have stopped working without issues
I think you may need to lower your standards, maybe pick 5 out of 7 requirements? From what I'm seeing, you're looking for a unicorn that doesn't exist, or you're hoping Fubuki is single and unable to find another bf AND also likes Hitler.
>>535372 What you're asking for is a guy in a female body Unironically get a femboy and you'll get all of those things, with the exception of kids, but maybe if you try hard enough you can mpreg them
>>536629 No. There's no reason to be in a relationship unless you are making children. Casual sex is meaningless with women and degenerate/disgusting with men. And yes "femboys" are men.


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