>29 >It took over 2 hours How am I supposed to react? Impressed? Afraid? Disgusted? t. first time at 23, lasted two minutes

>>537679 >It wasn't as amazing as I had hoped, but it wasn't underwhelming either This is accurate, and I've been jackin it daily since probably 3 years old, not kidding. Always chasing that dragon. OP, I'm guessing you don't do any drugs (lame). But if I'm wrong: have you tried smoking weed when you crank it? Curious how that affects things for you.

>>537679 > According to Ellis in My Life, his friends were much amused at his being considered an expert on sex. Some knew that he reportedly suffered from impotence until the age of 60, when he discovered that he could become aroused by the sight of a woman urinating. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Havelock_Ellis#Marriage https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=kitagawa_marin https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=tomboy

>>537679 >>537693 what kinda health condition do you have that prevents you from ejaculating normally?

Thankfully, after having experienced the sensation a fair amount of times, I can say with confidence that while the feeling of getting off does cloud my judgement of the quality of the porn I consume, it will not interfere with my more "objective" appreciation of erotic art in general when I am not masturbating. Of the vast amount of things I've collected all my life, a lot of them actually don't seem very good for masturbating to now that I've tried, but I can still form an appreciation for the art and concepts displayed in them. On the flipside, there are things I find objectively revolting that I would never save to my computer, but nonetheless my dick gets hard looking at them. I hate this about my lizard brain and I refuse to masturbate to such things with such low quality art and displaying fetishes I find to be in bad taste. If I'm gonna jack off to something it must satisfy both my sober and lust addled mind. >>542826 Nothing really. I think it was a combination of psychological blocks and a lack of proper stimulation. Now I can jizz in under 20 minutes with lube and the right Chinese cartoons. Gonna buy sex toys soon to make things go more smoothly and expedite cleanup. I usually jack it two times in succession, once a week at an opportune time. I have yet to do it so much that I can't get hard anymore, but going for a third shot is difficult and I have time limitations since I live with others and have thin walls. Where the hell do I buy those electro-stimulation pads I've always seen in my cartoon porn? How risky is zapping my dick and balls? Should I avoid zapping the nipple closer to my heart? Why the fuck are there no good onaholes with built in vibrators? The very best ones are still known for breaking easily and cost hundreds of dollars. I have two decades of masturbation to catch up on. >>538193 Even though neither of these searches included urination, I still found one on the first page of the tomboy search. Nice.

I jacked off four times today in two different sessions. The fourth one was a struggle. I'm going to start posing things I've gotten off to. I have a higher res version of the Marie that's too big to post.

I pulled another double session. Again, that last shot was difficult. There's so many things I want to masturbate to. Here's all four things I came to, in order. I find it surprising just how much I can get off to an anime girl's beaming smile.

STOP BEING AN AUTISIMAL NIGGER AND GET YOUR POUND OF FLESH SOMEWHERE ELSE /b/

The toys finally came in today. Got a couple disposable Tengas and a reusable Tenga. Came twice, and would have tried to push further if not for time constraints. Highlights for the basic reusable vacuum cup I used today. >Felt a little better than my hand >No time wasted on prep, no time wasted on cleanup, no mess, and no worry about splatter >Can swap hands freely without getting either dirty >I can never go back to my hand because of the above two points >Using proper lube instead of vegetable oil meant my cum didn't mix with the oil and turn into this weird unpleasant jelly, so no washing off between shots necessary <The suction didn't really do anything. When I put my finger over the air hole, air still rushed in from the base, making loud obnoxious fart sounds. Maybe it doesn't seal right if you have hair? I will use the premium vacuum cup at the first opportunity, and attempt to go for three shots in a row. Pics related, the two things I came to today.

I've had many wet dreams but the only and last one where I ejaculated was a dream where I fucked a fucking chair.

>>543891 Wut. I mean I understand most of the people here are autistic, but not figuring out how to jack off is embarrassing. Like. Its not hard. Are you guys maybe just gay or something? You shouldn't be getting soft while watching porn.

>>543893 I used to fuck more chairs and tables when I was a child because my dickhead was covered and I couldn't masturbate properly. I think these childhood impressions influenced my dream.

>>543897 table-kun unf unf

>>543897 Uh. I don't think i understand, or possibly my brain is refusing to understand. Are you sticking chair legs up your butthole? Your gay right? That's what's going on.

Bro, have you ever cum by rubbing your dick against a table? The fact that you immediately thought about "sticking chair legs up a butthole" instead of this simple thing makes it seem like someone is projecting their homosexuality onto others.

>>543902 I don't understand how that would make you cum. Your just rubbing your cock on a chair and you cum? What in the fuck

>>543904 When you're 12 years old, the head of your penis is not yet fully exposed but your testicles are already producing sperm, you can cum by rubbing your non-ejaculated penis against a table, the floor, or simply your palm.

>>543909 Okay listen to me. Lube your hand, make a loose fist, and fuck it. Thats how masturbation works. You are welcome. Some guys grip the dick and move the grip up and down on a resting penis, but that cuts circulation and leads to death grip syndrome where unless a pussy or ass super tight you can't feel it and don't cum. So prolly don't do it that way. See your trying to simulate an orifice. Just rubbing your cock on a table or chair is ineffective, strange, and unhygienic.

>>543893 I think I had a mental block. What I did to jack off after I finally came for the first time wasn't really any different than before. But that first time was some kind of insurmountable wall. >Are you guys maybe just gay or something? You shouldn't be getting soft while watching porn. If that was the case I could've just jacked it to futa and traps, but subject matter, granted it was something I liked, didn't really make a difference. I plan on masturbating to some gay futashit and traps at some point, but the straighter things mostly take priority. Especially cute girls with bright cheery smiles. I didn't plan on getting off to so many SFW pics, and certainly not ones that aren't even erotic in nature. Why the fuck do I like these so much? >>543897 >my dickhead was covered and I couldn't masturbate properly What the hell are you on about? Having a foreskin is normal. How the hell do you fuck a chair or table? You mean grinding on it like a girl? Because that just sounds painful.

>>543926 I just pressed my dick against a table and moved my hips up and down until I came. For an adult, this is painful, but when you're a child, you weigh less and your penis is less sensitive, so it didn't hurt. When I was even younger and couldn't cum yet, I would do this for hours until my penis turned red and started to hurt. Then I stretched back my foreskin and started masturbating properly.

I hate to be a fly in your weener ointment, but have none of you considered looking forward to a nice clean Christian marriage (with a human Christian lady) and masturbating with her vagina and making babbies? Anyway, OP was probably mutilated by jews as a babby. The circumcision ritual is designed to traumatize the baby and allow/invite demons to enter him. Mercifully, I was spared this evil. Nevertheless I would fap to distract myself from family unrest when young, and since puberty semen started coming out. No big deal. What are you guys doing with "toys" and furniture? The loose-fist anon's advice is the way to go. If you weren't assaulted by jews and still have a foreskin, using a gentle grip on it with clean hands and clean dry penis and moving it forward and back can work as well, but will dry out the skin so maybe is best done in the shower which seems to be easier on the skin. Be careful not to tighten your grip, keep it barely loose enough to move the foreskin. Using porn to fap will eventually cause measurable changes in the brain apparently, so maybe just imagine your Christian wedding night with your perfect (human) wife maybe? Vanilla is good too, no need to get "creative". (Protip: if you're jew-assaulted and lube-poor, wash hands and a banana with soap to get rid of the jew-chemicals on it, cut the top off, peel the banana enough to extract the fruit, use the inside of the peel as a fap-aid, dispose of "used" peel, eat the fruit. ??? Profit!)

>>544141 >(Protip: if you're jew-assaulted and lube-poor, wash hands and a banana with soap to get rid of the jew-chemicals on it, cut the top off, peel the banana enough to extract the fruit, use the inside of the peel as a fap-aid, dispose of "used" peel, eat the fruit. ??? Profit!) Dude, what the fuck? The pros use melons.

I masturbated yesterday. I masturbated again today. Life is good. I can't believe I've been missing out on this for nearly 20 years. Yesterday, I went for three shots in one sitting I came to the first pic, Myne's angry, crying, blushing face. I half imagined she was speaking directly to me as I jacked off to her. The second shot was to a doujin about nightcrawling. And the last was to this girl drinking cum from a horse centaur cock. The third shot was very difficult, even after taking a longer break than between the first two. I had to go through a whole ton of files and really push myself before I landed on this one. A couple hours later, I was able to get hard again. I wonder how many times I could go in a day? Would I need to start eating certain foods, maybe even supplements, because of how much jizz I'm draining from my balls? For this session, I used a premium Tenga suction cup. It was slightly weightier than a normal cup, and I began to worry I might need to add more lube after the first two shots, but I got through it. I wouldn't recommend spending the extra money for it though if you want a suction cup. Kind of busy with non-masturbation related activities. Will go over the second session of the new year in a little while.

Today, I orgasmed twice, to pics related. I used the reusable Tenga Flip 0 and one packet of the included lube. The experience was similar to the suction cups, except without the hold at the top, and with the flexible casing design, was actually able to experience some vacuuming effect. During the second round though, a small amount of lube started leaking out of the seams, but I could still keep by hands clean by staying away from grabbing certain parts. I makes me concerned about how long this thing will last. Cleanup is pretty easy, but I do worry about potential dust or hair in the air getting into it while it's left open to dry. I'm beginning to build a minor tolerance for pleasure, enough that I can now contend with my urge to cum, stop entirely, and then keep going until I land on a picture or video I really want to get off to. These two pictures were chose with a little more deliberation than my previous choices. I can also endure that sensitive post-nut feeling where the stimulation feels too extreme and I could barely continue at first before. Now I can push through and experience it until it fades and I begin going flaccid.

Three days in a row. Bliss. Another shot to Takagi and a shot to Miku being an absolute cockfiend. Sadly, the latter is too large to post, and Iwara is down so I can't link the original video source.

>>544393 this has to be some tranny fanfic psyop, you're telling me you went from never having beaten off in 29 years directly to child sucking horsecock hentai in 2 days? shut the fuck up lmfao

Had a quickie this morning. Four days in a row. Don't like being rushed, but now I have a streak going and I really wanted to get off to this picture of Kiki Orenji recently dropped. Then I got off to the MiA trio being raped, but really I hardly picked this image and need to move fast. Too bad I missed New Year's day, and I can't say I've gotten off every day this year. >>544525 I think you missed the part where I still collected porn because I liked it, though I didn't go into detail on that. Or the part where I did try masturbating now and then only to fail and suspect I might have some kind of erectile dysfunction. Or the part where I've now been masturbating for over two months at this point, not 2 days. I have about 15-ish years of collected smut, and non-smut cute anime girls, that I can go through. >this has to be some tranny fanfic psyop Are you just spouting buzzwords, or is there some reasoning behind this conjecture?

>>544525 I just had another thought. Maybe you're operating on that assumption that everyone only goes to extremes because masturbation causes brainrot and seeking greater highs, and that such degeneracy would not ever be considered without extreme masturbation addiction? As an anomaly, I like both degenerate and vanilla things. We'll see if in 10 years I can no longer get off to cute anime girls, but I doubt it. People love to think they know everything about this topic.

Another wonderful day.

Day 6. I might need to slow down soon.

>>544606 >Jerking off to Joel's waifus Based. I really like this guy

Sadly, I had to break my streak and skip yesterday. I almost had to skip today as well. >>544771 Maybe I'll nut to Taski Maiden or Coral Glasses next.

>>544962 Cannot upload the second image. Connection failed.

>>544401 >Cleanup is pretty easy, but I do worry about potential dust or hair in the air getting into it while it's left open to dry. I've discovered the onahole is definitely vulnerable to a buildup of minuscule hairs when drying, as well as bits of fluff from using the wrong kinds of rags. The solution I've come to is using a lint roller. Most dust and hair builds up on the entrance.