I get it.

I'm a fake 8CHANNER R - I'm E - So Fucking D - Little White D - Barely 8yo I - Girls T - Hahahahah O - I'm so R - Gonna pound the childs cunt XxDDDDD

That's not what redditors are like

I'm a REDDITOR R - I E - Fucking D - Hate D - Niggers I - T - O - R -

I'm a redditor R - I'm E - like children D - so heckin' D - much I - T- O - R -

>>538562 Yes and no. Much like the average redditor, the average cuckchanner isn't capable of understanding viewpoints other than their own. Instead, they invent strawmen based on echochamber consensus and then performatively attack them to seek approval from the same echochamber (a form of circlejerking). So ironically, while OP's content doesn't sound like a redditor despite meaning to, the spirit of it matches that of a redditor to a t.

Every reddit thread is exactly the same*. First the shitty puns. (Threaded comments were a mistake!) Then the ignorant, cocksure, and highly upbooted comments which reinforce the americentric Eglin worldview. Then the trash with zero replies. Then the dissenting and nuanced posts which have been rejected by the reddit hive mind. *Consoomerism threads are slightly different and don't attract many replies. These consist of nothing but passive aggressive neckbeards insisting that their way is the only true way to consoom. Because it's "their thing" and is the most important thing in the world.

R - Realizes E- Everyone D - Does D - Drugs I - and Intimacy doesn't exist only Rule 34 T - no Transies O - Or R - Retards allowed