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(Verse 1)
Politicians lying straight to my face, I don't care
Left wing, right wing, same damn taste, I don't care
Tax me to death for some climate change, I don't care
Build that wall or tear it down today, I don't care
Abortion bans or full-term rights, I don't care
Gun control or open carry fights, I don't care
Election fraud or mail-in votes, I don't care
Deep state running everything we wrote, I don't care
(Verse 2)
Jesus saves or Allahu Akbar, I don't care
Bible, Quran, Torah, or none at all sir, I don't care
Atheists mad, priests in the news, I don't care
Vegan halal or eating the Jews, I don't care
Buddhist monks or Satanist mass, I don't care
Pray to the sky or shake that ass, I don't care
Christmas is canceled, Ramadan rules, I don't care
Build more churches or burn down schools, I don't care
(Chorus)
White, Black, Brown, Yellow, whatever you are, I don't care
Reparations now or send ‘em back far, I don't care
Straight, gay, bi, pan, or questioning still, I don't care
Trans women are women or never will, I don't care
He, she, they, xe, zim, zur, call me Bill, I don't care
Chop it off, pump it full, take the pill, I don't care
Pride parade blocking the whole damn street, I don't care
Kids on blockers or just learning to read, I don't care
(Verse 3)
Tesla’s the future or gas forever, I don't care
Japanese rice rockets way too clever, I don't care
American muscle or German machine, I don't care
Lift your truck or slam it obscene, I don't care
China owns us, Russia’s the foe, I don't care
Bomb the Middle East or let ‘em all go, I don't care
Ukraine flags or Palestine scars, I don't care
Israel did it or it’s the czars, I don't care
(Verse 4)
Immigrants coming, taking my job, I don't care
Send ‘em all back on a giant yacht, I don't care
English only or a hundred tongues, I don't care
Europe is dying, Africa young, I don't care
India rising, Brazil on fire, I don't care
Crypto to the moon or back to barbed wire, I don't care
[Expand Post]
World War 3 or eternal peace, I don't care
Just leave me alone and let me eat grease, I don't care
(Outro – repeat & fade)
Everything’s burning, nothing is fair
Everybody’s mad, everybody stares
Scream in my face, pull out your hair
I look you dead in the eye and say…
I don’t care
I don’t care
I don’t care
I don’t care
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[Verse 1]
Tap water tastes like pool and pills, fluoride high but brains stand still
Corn syrup veins from sea to sea, 42% obese, can’t even flee
Portions super-sized, life expectancies minimized
74th place, we’re dyin’ young while Norways havin’ fun
[Pre-Chorus]
Cars like tanks that guzzle gas, 50 miles a gallon? Kiss my ass
Electronics planned to die in two, Apple, Samsung, planned obsolescence crew
Windows crashes, updates break, every app wants your data to take
[Chorus]
We’re number one at being last, freedom costs but it never lasts
Gunshots nightly, pills in the drawer, readin’ at sixth-grade, maybe four
Drive like we’re drunk on bald summer tires, 43,000 dead, still no one fires
Bottom of the list, yeah we insist—America!
[Verse 2]
Manual license? What’s that joke, we buy our gears with one hand on Coke
Nordic kids shift smooth at sixteen, we’re textin’ 80 in the wrong lane
Crash rate triple Germany’s pride, red lights optional, Russian roulette ride
Insurance sky-high, healthcare denied—welcome to the land where poor folks die
[Pre-Chorus 2]
Opioid scripts like Halloween candy, 110 dead a day, ain’t it dandy?
Prison for profit, world’s biggest cage, one in three black men locked at some stage
School shootings weekly, thoughts and prayers, duck-and-cover drills in kindergarten chairs
[Chorus]
We’re number one at being last, freedom costs but it never lasts
Bulletproof backpacks for seven-year-olds, lead in the pipes, stories untold
Math score 38th, can’t find our state, but we’ll bomb any country that we love to hate
Bottom of the list, yeah we insist—America!
[Bridge – half-time, spoken/sung]
Vacation days? Haha, maybe five
Sick leave? Better not get sick or die
Maternity leave zero, back to the grind
While Finland’s chillin’ for a whole damn time
Trains on time? We don’t even try
Amtrak crawlin’, watch the grass grow by
[Final Chorus – louder]
We’re number one at being last, empire rustin’, future past
Cheese in a can, teeth full of holes, 400 million guns, zero control
Proud and loud but fallin’ fast—wave that flag from the bottom of the class
Bottom of the list, top of the twist—America!
[Outro – fade with chant]
Worst roads, worst trains, worst maternal death rate
Worst paid leave, worst jail, worst wealth concentrate
Worst at walking, worst at reading, worst at breathing
But hey—at least we’re leading… in believing we’re the best
(End on distorted “U-S-A!” chant that slowly pitch-bends down)