I dunno, I lost the manual

>>1085603 Oh yeah, I remember now. Watching he go from haughty to embarrassed was pretty hot (though losing that match was also hot).

>>1085606 There doesn't seem to be a lot of information you can fine about the game.

>>1085594 >The cartridges were a non-issue for me anyway since I'm a NEET with few IRL friends that I can share switch games with. It's not abotu having friends, it about the resale value. If I buy a game phyiscally, and decide that I don't like it, I can go to a game store to trade in that game for an entirely different game. However if there's content like one-time activations, that destroys the resale value of said content, as used copies become nothing more than collector's items and sealed copies skyrocket in price.

>>1085612 >fine find*

>>1085572 >Fuck me eyes >Curvy figure >DSLs >Modest and smackable butt >Long arms for jerking me off from half way across the room 8/10, would get HIV. >>1085575 DK is about ASS.

>>1085590 The Saturn outselling the N64 in Japan is pretty surprising. Also, is the original switch still being manufactured? I would assumed Nintendo is going to do their best to overtake the PS2 as the best selling console before pulling the plug.

>>1085572 I SHALL CREATE SOMETHING WORSE THAN HIV WITH HER

>>1085585 nyope. you can get astrobot and a ps5 slim for $450 right now. refurbished Xbox's go for $400. not an ad btw. i suck cocks. >But by all means go on using the libfag talking point to defend the corporation. my greater point is that it's $450. $500 if you want a new game to play on launch. NSO + gamecube emulation bumps you over $600. this shit is only getting more expensive and arguably redundant if you already picked up a PC handheld. by comparison, you lot chose to ride Trumps dick for free. that's priceless.

>>1085641 Blaming the price increase on Trump is retarded. The PS5 was $500 on launch, and the PS5 pro was released 4 months ago at $600. Those had nothing to do with any tariffs. This is just standard jewry because they believe they can get away with it.

>>1085641 >ps5 slim You mean the one without a fucking disc drive?

>>1085643 >This is just standard jewry because they believe they can get away with it. I would be cynical and say, by virtue of being the ONLY console left with games, the cattle will probably accept another general price hike to 80 bucks. After all, you have niggerfaggots like >>1085511

I'm not paying a leg and a leg to play Wiilchair Sports.

I am tempted to buy a first gen model since that's usually the models with the easiest hacking capabilities. With that said, I bet Nintendo is gonna make it really hard for hackers after what they learned with the switch 1.

>>1085192 Every new Direct I watch just to keep up with the titles and every time I'm disappointed. Zero originality, all nostalgia bait or history revisionism, highlighted just by the insanely stupid ideas like crippleball and what kind of new merchant ponzi scheme Nutendo (really it's all the manufacturers but they're the worst so far) comes up with. It's come to the point where I don't even feel like getting the games for free.

>>1085544 They do have handheld plans though. >>1085585 *$50, assuming you mean launch prices. However this is kind of mute, because you can find a PS5 for much cheaper these days quite easily. My brother got one for a little over 300 with a game. The advantage of the Switch, besides it's games, was having a much more competitive price.

>>1085641 >by comparison, you lot chose to ride Trumps dick for free

Anyone watching the stream right now? They're showing metroid.

>>1085687 They showed off Donkey Kong earlier, although right now I'm a bit busy

Here's the link if people want it https://www.youtube.com/live/MkNm2wmpyto

>>1085689 >chat is being spammed with "DROP THE PRICE"

>>1085572 Mona abuela sexo

>wheekchair basketball pass >>1085642 >>1085644 heh. nyo. https://direct playstation.com/en-us/buy-consoles/playstation5-console-astro-bot-bundle-model-group-slim >>1085683 >>1085643 keep sucking fellas. your all american image macro for true patriots will still be true 4 years from now. you'll just be paying more for goods. >b-but that's retarded

>>1085689 Get fucked nintendrones. Your cucksole will fail.

Donkey kong looked decent.

>>1085700 You're too stupid to be alive.

>>1085700 >keep sucking fellas. You're the one running defense for the corporation by blaming the orange boogieman instead of recognizing the corporation would have always done this.

Meanwhile, in the shitheap that calls itself "Canada"... How the FUCK is this ok? I fucking hate this goddamn country and I'm beginning to believe that people are fucking RIGHT in saying it's a shitheap that doesn't exist and that our currency is fucking "Monopoly money".

Also the games are confirmed 90 euros over in the benevolent union of Franco-Germany plus subjects Europe.

I wonder how much of all this greed is to cover up costs for their amusement park, and how much it is flopping as a investment. It seems like all the sudden price scams and the paid digital instructions manual is some retard's idea of covering losses.

>>1085635 >The Saturn outselling the N64 in Japan is pretty surprising. Not really when you consider the fact that the Saturn had a shit-ton of Japanese exclusives, including RPGs, which the N64 lacked. That's why the N64 bombed over there. >Also, is the original switch still being manufactured? All three models are still in production. I don't see Nintendo dropping the thing unless they are desperate to push Switch 2 sales.

>>1085945 The park could be a money pit, but think it's just more reading the room and beating GTA 6 to the punch than anything else. Financial analyst and investors have been talking about game industry being 'ripe' for a price increase be for the last 5 years and GTA 6 could be the foot in the door for that. The only puplisher that could do that besides rockstar is either activision with CoD or nintendo.

Nintendo Delays Switch 2 Pre-Orders In The US Amidst New Trump Tariffs https://archive.ph/JTIqJ

>>1086085 Only retards would buy a Switch 2 anyways.

>>1086085 Fucking great. Would be even better if they could delay it here in fucking faggot Canadaland up here too, what with these niggerfaggots that supposedly "lead" this "country" and the retarded Monopoly money meme "currency" we have up here. Fucking hurry up and annex us already and free us from the retardation of Fidel Trudeau 2.0, aka Mark Carney and that faggot Pierre Poilievre and Jugmeat Singh and the merry gang of fucking giga-tards who bootlick Chinkland and Isntrael. There's ZERO reason the fucking console should be $630 and the games to be ~$100. Jesus Christ...

Don't want to make a new thread and bump some other off the catalog so will just bump this one for it. Will there be a famitsu thread here tomorrow?