/b/ - >be me >buy a 91cm colon snake dildo >shove it up into my colon >gets stuck at the first turn >can't get it past that first turn >uncomfortable and time consuming, twisting the colon snake back and forth back and forth for 20 mins. >not sexy at all

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Anonymous 03/29/2025 (Sat) 21:19:36 No. 470469 >>470471 >>470474 >>470482 >>470497 >>470631

>be me >buy a 91cm colon snake dildo >shove it up into my colon >gets stuck at the first turn >can't get it past that first turn >uncomfortable and time consuming, twisting the colon snake back and forth back and forth for 20 mins. >not sexy at all >feels like a lump in my lungs or something. The experience feels more medical than sexual. >more inconvenience as my colon is trying to shit out the dildo. >My guts start to hurt >sharp pain in my guts >give up and pull it out. >fold the colon snake up 3 times and shove 3 inch wide folded dildo into my ass out of frustration. I hope I don't have medical problems from this retarded experience.

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Anonymous 03/29/2025 (Sat) 21:24:14 No. 470471 >>470472

>>470469 (OP) Shoulda stuck to penises.

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Anonymous 03/29/2025 (Sat) 21:39:34 No. 470472

>>470471 that's gay, no thanks.

Anonymous 03/29/2025 (Sat) 22:38:18 No. 470474

>>470469 (OP) I don't see the point of shoving anything up your ass beyond 3-4 inches. But maybe I'm just old fashioned.

Anonymous 03/29/2025 (Sat) 23:45:36 No. 470479