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Greentexts thread Anonymous 04/06/2025 (Sun) 22:40:09 No. 470899 >>470901 >>470902 >>470903 >>470906 >>470907
If you want to write a greentext then go for it. I feel like we need more of those.
>>470899 (OP) No, you can't make me do anything, and this passive aggressive bullshit to try and make me merely offends me. No, and go fuck yourself.
>>470899 (OP) >Be OP >Suck a load of dicks True story.
>>470902 Really? >>470899 (OP) Hey baby how you doing?
>>470899 (OP) OP is a fag, Ignore him and post greentexts that have changed your worldview. I start with this one. I hate cars ever since i read that
>>470899 (OP) >be me >have to pewp :3 >"oh boy, i sure do love my pewpies!! :3" >attempt to pewp >CANNOT >mfw
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>>470906 >be this fag >realize bikes are cheap >didn't figure it out himself, he literally needed someone to spell it out for him >soypog out, sell car >can't transport furniture >can't buy anything too big or too heavy >bought a monitor once, it fell off his bike and broke >decide to visit family one state away >what was once a three hour trip now takes three days >chain snaps >stuck in the middle of nowhere with no cell phone reception >push bike 9 miles to get some reception >phone battery nearly dead at this point >call a cab
>>470932 Yeah there's a metabolic cost to powering the bicycle even if it wills me to be a stoic adonis. I'll get there physically and mentally spent versus in a car where I'm not even sweaty


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