This one guy had a leather jacket and a motorcycle. It was so cool. I heard that he smoked too. So cool.

i spent the entire 4 years not speaking to a single person

I smoked weed once but I didn't know to inhale it cuz I wasn't a drug dumbass. The next day the kid told me to pay him 20 bucks for the weed and I ignored him for the next 3 months lmfao

>>514551 I tried to commit suicide 4 times, my gym teacher thought it was all a joke.

>>514799 Also adding on: I did it in the gym class because she's a fucking cunt. I hated my parents because they were both assholes.

Sex with black principal, her name was bukowski at strongsville middle school, called her a nigger when she betrayed me, betrayed me more.

This was my first taste of female betrayal by a rapist, and they promoted her for it. I was sent to a pensylvania boys school, we raped and killed a bunch of girls in the woods, a lot of us still going it, only black girls. Justice served.

The screams when they die is sorta crazy, and I think of bukowski everytime, cant actually remember her first name, she is a woman afterall.

but she is why i dont feel bad about it, all of us where hurt by black females on 90's DEI. YeaI participate, I love mutilating black girls.

i told my fed agent this already pretty sure, he know whats up, but helpless in doing anything bc they reallly don't want to bring up how juvenile system was being used by epstien. Feds can be good, mine has protected me. I wish his family well.

oh yea it's a female i forgot, sorry bev

also sorry i said ur name, it's nt bev anyway, it's rev, as in reverend. zoinks!

now look up strongsvilles child trafficking bust and who ran it.

Then who got busted for chid pron, apparently they where produced. Some of them in the shower of the juvnile jail dating back to ...you guessed it, when i was a kid.

Spiderman CAM jail shower is me in the video. I'm showering alone, I look back and see the camera,in the window, and it gets covered, just like my statement.

When I was in high school, one of the teachers closed and locked the door for the students that were late. It was like 80% of that class and they just camped in the halls and were very loud disturbing the other classes. The special ed teacher got fed up and raised hell. Surprisingly the teacher that did this didn't even GET FIRED. >What were they late for? The students want more then 5 minutes just to eat their breakfast. And that teacher want them eating in their classroom. YOU CAN'T HAVE BOTH.

The female judge said I was lying, and trying to get out of trouble, and blaming others. Sort of why the woods shit happened, we wanted to punish women.

everyone is their own spirit tho anons, they seem similar bc of the mk ultra media, don't be like me. Don't punish to get a number for your prosecutor badge, don't lie against others, it will come back to haunt you, maybe 16 years later when all your work becomes nothing bc your son died of an overdose from some weed or some shit.

alright here goes. Freshman year there was some kids going around the library with a petition to start an anime club. Cool. i signed it. went to the anime club once and it was gay as shit. nothing but furries and naruto worship. So i did the same thing with a couple friends and we started ourselves the "game club". We got a room next to the computer lab with no teachers and full of computers. before you knew it we had a ton of kids coming in the with flash drives playing quake 3, unreal tournament, counter strike, halo, and the biggest one: soldier of fortune 2. Kids would even bring in their xbox 360 and hook it up to the projector to play cod / gears of war 2. One of my friends swiped a pack of hall passes and i made copies so any time someone came to check on us, we always had hall passes. I skipped every class every day in that room. I never got an absent call home because when my parents signed me up for school, they used an old phone number and our old address (we had just moved) and i would always use my friends report cards and a little bit of photoshop to fake my grades for my parents. In this room full of computers i learned to hack the school network and create viruses. I had released at least 4 viruses i had made into the school networks and shut it down. Anyway, around the beginning of senior year, i was stopped by a teacher in the morning who said the front office was looking for me and escorted me there. Turns out i had been expelled since sophomore year but no one knew where to find me to tell me. After finding this out, i still went to school and blended in to go to the game club, so that didnt stop me, and i ended up getting my GED, and found out that scoring high enough on a GED test grants you a high school diploma and i was even able to walk at graduation. that's how my highschool time was spent. I'm now a game developer and no i won't say what studio i work at.

I punched a kid so hard he swallowed his teeth.

>>514551 I challenged myself to get the work done as quickly as possible then slept half of my classes away. One guy didn't know what I was doing and called me a lazy piece of shit lmao. Otherwise it was a pretty miserable experience and I just wanted to throw myself down to the bottom of the several story staircase every day and be done with it. I still feel that way some of the time but at least I'm not being herded around like a prisoner in a prison yard, so that's kinda nice.

>>514799 >>514799 If you fail at killing yourself 4 times, anybody would assume it's a joke. I do.

This one time someone they never identified took a shit in the boy's locker room. Teachers responded by gathering everyone into the auditorium, lining themselves up and lecturing all students about disrespecting authority, then banned all electronics even down to bringing in a CD.

>Got high before philosophy class with a friend >Back in class, and absolutely baked, teacher ask friend about what John Locke defended >Everybody in our preppy faggot class knew we were baked and looks at him eagerly >Friend rambles for around 15 minutes, and says literally nothing, constantly licking lips >Every time the teacher tries to stop him he just keeps going >Audible giggles >I lose my shit and just put my face between my arms and start giggling like a maniac >Teacher asks me if I'm alright, if I feel sick >Class starts audibly laughing now >Tell her I'm fine >Friend is waiting for the teacher to look at him to start rambling again >Finally finishes his fucking rambling, visibly proud of himself like he has just finished a doctorate thesis <It's not exactly what I wanted son, but it's close enough >All of the class starts laughing One of the few moments in that zoo where I wasn't absolutely miserable.

>>515732 You keep going back and forth between nominative and second-person pronouns, are you high right now?

>>515742 Drunk I don't do that shit anymore

>>515744 I want to judge but rawdogging reality nets no real benefit unless you consider maybe another several years of rawdogging reality. So keep on with the alcoholism, whatever makes life suck a little less for you. No sarcasm, honestly.

>>515751 >So keep on with the alcoholism Not there yet, but temptation grows tenfold by the day.

>>515754 I used to drink heavily, like 4-5 shots of straight everclear one after another, until one day I had enough of only enjoying 15 minutes of my happy place followed by 15 hours of dizzy, nauseated misery.

A couple times, little shits tried to flush apples down the toilet. Then the custodians closed the affected bathrooms. Thank goodness I'm done with that shithole.

I showed my penis to the teacher and she sucked it

A few years ago during the pandemic, I was doing school from home. I couldn't do anything because the school had a DDoS attack on their Wi-Fi system. LSS: The attack lasted about 4 days.

I used to make my own fireworks in high school. They weren't very strong because my potassium nitrate was never dry enough. Looking back it would probably have been really bad if I got caught, but I never did.

>>514551 >cool high school stories No such thing, faggot. kys

>>514551 I don't have any, well not for high school, anyway. I dropped after completing middle school and got a GED instead. I started college when I was 17. My reason for dropping after middle was because I was constantly in trouble. I have a rap sheet a mile long, I still have the printout after all these years. Schoolteachers are faggots. Yep, I was quite the edgy little rebel...or maybe it's just because they were all Bush-era ultra-conservatives. Back in middle school (2007) there was this 'red ribbon week', it's some kinda observation against drugs, it started as a tribute to some dead DEA spic who got his ass capped by a cartel in Mexico. Anyway, remember this was back in '07, so it was the typical "WEED WILL GET YOU ADDICTED AND LITERALLY KILL YOU!!!" fearmongering. So I responded by starting my own 'black ribbon week' and educating and encouraging other kids to expand their minds about drugs. I made bookmarks and pins and everything. A got a lot of other kids to join in with me and we all had fun. Then the fags at the office found out and gave me detention & called my dad. Mindless sheep. Rereading these 'conduct reports' again...the memories...I got sent to the office for refusing to take my hood off in class. I got sent to the office for refusing to stand for the pledge; it wasn't even anything anti-american, I just don't like to be told to do things, plus the pledge just seemed like an annoying thing to do, they literally had us stand up, put our hands over our hearts, and say some gay ass 'pledge' to a fucking inanimate flag. I heard a few months later someone finally challenged this, y'know, the whole 'seperation of church and state' thing, and won, so we didn't have to do that anymore. Instead, it got replaced with the equally gayass '7 seconds of silence' in which you just stand up and stare at the flag for 7 seconds. I ignored that shit and tried talking to another student, and that got me sent to the office. I feel the extreme conserv-autism of then paved the way for the extreme liberal autism of today. It showed them 'ok, it's ok for you to do it now because we did the same back then.' It's a bad mentality. I just want to be left alone. Stupid kids grow up to be stupid adults. So the moral of the story is that Donnie Darko was right. About everything. Also, fuck 'in-school suspension.'

>>524785 The terrorists did the same thing to me don't let them weaken your mind and make you believe that you're weaker than they are, you're the real leader the strong leader, the real lion, the real king, and soon our time will come and that is when we will seize it, if we do not seize it we will have only ourselves to blame, but our time will come.

>>524785 A rap sheet. For a student. American society is so prison coded.

>>524792 who gives a fuck teenagers are retards >muh inanimate flag I'd slap this bitch personally

>>524793 Sorry, no idea what you're talking about. I was commenting on the overt authoritarianism in american schools.

>>524794 authoritarianism in schools is a good thing it provides structure for kids and makes sure they don't grow up to become niggerfaggots

>>524796 Authority arguably. Authoritarianism is not. If you see schools in Europe you'd get it. While still clearly institutions, they are not prison-coded like amerimutt "schools". They strictly keep corporate influences away from kids. Meanwhile amerimutts are learning the ABCs of corporate logos, and doing tests sponsored by oil companies. Pledge of alliance is straight up Saudi Arabia tier. But you're a pro-authoritarianism amerimutt so you deserve everything bad that happened to you.

>>524802 1. Yes they are, I've been to some. 2. You have no brand sponsorships, but you pick up the branded stationery then go eat the branded/braindead slop for lunch followed by exams published by the branded/braindead examination board. 3. I would gladly sit exams sponsored by oil companies. 4. Swearing an oath is unbiblical especially when it's a flagpole with no cross on the top that one's fair. American education used to show this incredible polarity. Where the nerds got given all the world's reserve currency subsidies to go and be better nerds at MIT... Now I just expect stupidity from America. It's not just happening there it's happening to the world, but America has always been the first to charge into new experiments and once they climb inside a nightmare they're kept and aren't allowed back out. I guess it just means no more space shuttles from America. No more cars, no more planes, no much of anything. The only culture they had of their own was being useful inventors/capitalists and now that's going away.

>>524793 Internet tough guy.

had muh commodore 64 had to score

>>525548 pasta

When I was in 4th grade long time ago. I had a teacher who looked like he was 70+ and should never be teaching. Lets call the teacher Psycho for this story. The class just kept talking and talking until Psycho lost it like mentally. Psycho talked about the penis and it's sensors for "it tells the body that you need to fucking piss!" there were girls in the class sadly that were innocent and had to hear this freak of a person. The rant went a long time hating and screaming at us. Some of Psychos quotes were: "We are hear to learn! That what the sign says above the door!" "You need to learn to shut the fuck up and listen!" At the end of that day Psycho gave the whole class homework and said: "Get it done and let me know if you want more!" Another kid said sarcastically: "Sure I would love it." Psycho actually gave that kid more homework! This happened on the 2nd day of school. And Psycho never came back

>>524785 You sound like the kind of retard that gets into a shootout with the police over a speeding ticket.

>>526166 You sound like a bigger retard to think that especially in the context of a teenager over a couple of incidents that happened 10+ years ago.

>>514763 bullshit

>>514551 >Share your cool high school stories. I was raped at 13, I was druged up and had my life destroyed by 15, at 15 I left school and got with a woman 30 years older then me for 4 years.. need I go on, am I messed up? well I'm here

>>527367 I'm so sorry anon.

>>527368 thanks anon. it was a messed up time, real messed up.. there's way more story but rn I can't be bothered to get into it. cus my dad died at 66 years young this week not that you give a fuck, but I'll tell my story some more some time.. it's real juicy. I might make a video actually

>>527369 Jesus. I need a drink. God be with you brother, sounds like the devils already had his turn anyway.

>>524785 >Stupid kids grow up to be stupid adults. >>526241 >except for me though, i'm obviously immune to being stupid due to my clearly superior intellect, i do watch Rick & Morty after all

>>514551 Back in highschool, some one took a duce on the field after one of the dances. They knew it was a person because they found papers they used to wipe. Another time a kid was found jacking off in computer class hand in pants and everything.

>>527468 >duce I thought i wouldn't have to deal with ESL thirdies anymore on this site.

I dropped out of high school. Ironically I'm now more educated than everyone I went to school with because I realized that you can just buy whatever textbook you want and read it yourself.