ok seriously why dont scientists just invent a way to remove calories from food??? like, you have a juicy burger and then you just spray some calorie-destroying substance on it and now you can eat how many you want??

>>522506 >let's re-invent vegetables

>>522506 Already done. Artificial sweeteners, and emulsifiers which give the same mouth-feel as fats. However these ultraprocessed foods trash your health anyway. The artificial sweeteners cause your body to store the calories that you do eat as fat. Just eat ze bugs, and inject ze ozempic.

>>522506 damn bro that's a great idea >>522504 >picrel

>>522504 Poastin'.

>>522506 >>522507 just make soup nigger vegetables have almost no calories

>>522575 I'm going to stick with sawdust thanks

>>522504 I made these memes, and my most recent one is Mauthballs - Gas, Ass, or Anime.

Have another round, on me.

How do you say "no" to burgers and a cold soda?

>>525634 very easily stop eating, fatty

>>525686 Thats unAmerican

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