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Anonymous 06/21/2025 (Sat) 22:49:04 No. 526373
>Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.
<Live free or die. <โœž James 4:7
>>526373 >wojak Impotent leftard spotted.
>this right-wing shithole quoting a leftist who hated Republicans and would 1000% have despised Trump
>>527765 Is /b/ a right-wing shithole? I mean its run by a faggot.
>>527765 um yikes there's a lot to unpack here
>>526373 hey jannies why did you delete my thread and ban me because of a single soyjak reaction image yet keep this thread that isnt even about anything it is literally just "sharty" shit (whatever the fuck that is, didnt even know till i looked them up after my ban".
>>527766 Aren't we all faggots here? I already hate myself for being forever alone and coming on here for a "social life".
>>528527 Beats being around people that either want to use you or spread and reinforce thier death cult views
>>528527 get over yourself
>>528527 If you stop taking life seriously it will become immeasurably better.
>>528464 because you forgot to report this one dipshit
>>528531 That happened more then once. I fit in better here and a good reason why I deleted my Reddit account. >>528532 Easier said than done my fellow anon. >>528536 You forgot the "quotes" fellow anon.
I simply dont want to be forced to work anymore, i dont want to pay 500-1k for a shitty room, life isnt worth that anymore, life is trash without minor bits of entertainment. But working should not be forced, if the corporations and countries are trash why work for them.
>>528676 have you ever heard of squatting private equity firms have countless empty properties throughout the country assuming one is familiar with concepts such as >finding information >picking a lock >replacing a lock >installing a camera >setting up an alarm >paying for electricity and heating >having an escape route prepared
>>528827 Yea ive heard of it, the issue is that i dont have a squad that isnt crack heads to do it with me.
>>528842 Then you need to find a boy or girl with a house and date them so they let you stay there for free.
>>528842 friendless loser, I see, I see. anyways that's why I listed all those other things. dealing with crackheads is a nuisance after all. if you change the lock then if the property owner shows up, he won't be able to gain immediate access. he will have to wait for a locksmith or obtain a crowbar or whatever. giving you enough time to vacate the premise. the camera and the alarm in turn are there so that you are instantly informed whenever someone appears at the door. you can even set it up to send a snapshot to your smartphone. technology is kind of nuts these days.
>>528843 whore
>>528527 Is that Wojak horseman?
>>528855 Being in a committed monogamous relationship is the exact opposite of being a whore. Actually.
>>528843 Why would i steal my dates house if i had one, i rather go steal rich peoples mansions.
>>528853 fuck am I saying. it's not even snapshots these days. it's full blown streaming directly from your motion activated peep hole camera straight to your smartphone. in hd resolution.
>>528857 that is unless you're only in the relationship because you need a place to stay. in which case you're a whore.
>>528859 >Steal Woah wait what. >>528861 Or just homeless.
>>528860 What do i do if the guy has a silent alarm for his house being sold?
>>528863 not sure what that has to do with anything. if the house is sold, then that means at some point someone is going to show up. they won't be able to gain access, because the locks were changed. you get a ping on your smartphone, or your alarm goes off, or however you set the whole thing up. you see on the camera people trying, and failing, to get in. you grab your stuff and gtfo out the back window. that is unless you get the ping while you're at work. then you simply don't return to the property.
>>528864 What if im trying to steal houses that are unsold?
>>528877 Why do you have to steal. Are you black?
>>528878 squatting=stealing?? Eventually if you stay long enough you get the house?
>>528879 Yeah but why not work for money then buy a house I am asking.
>>528880 >family is shit >im across the country where a plan failed miserably >now at a cross roads where i move back with a family member whos going to kick me out after awhile anyway so i can go and get my own little hellhole of a room at someone elses place for 500-700 bucks a month and work some shit job and do that till my rent raises and lose my house Yea man i dunno, life is just shit for me. Things dont make sense anymore, i want a job with housing or somewhere that isnt a hell hole filled with niggers and crime and is cheap to live in.
>>528877 then you're greedy greed is one of the seven deadly sins you will suffer in hell if you continue down this path metaphorically speaking of course. bibilical hell does not exist in the literal sense. there is nothing morally wrong with countering the greed of jewish landlords by way of outmaneuvering them squatting for the sake of saving on your cost of living, within a rigged system, is perfectly justified
>>528886 I am not greedy though i have nothing to take or give, im a nobody, a loser.
>>528879 yes. squatting laws were originally written with abandoned properties in mind. if you are exploiting these laws to claim someone's else real estate then you are spiritually a jew.
>>528889 Its a misunderstanding im not the brightest, if its abandoned then thats better. I can still take it then rebuild it then sell off the hell hole.
>>528888 then find an empty investment property and live in it what the fuck is your problem do you not know how ti navigate public registries? here's a bit of a pro tip free of charge: you're not getting access to it without greasing some hands
>>528893 >Greasing palms Thats slang for bribery. Excuse me for interrupting your guys crimeathon, but uh. If your paying for it doesn't that kinda defeat the point?
>>528893 I dont mind greasing my fucking hands at this point man. I dont want to live in a hell hole or strive hard just to live in someones room. Am i a nigger if i squat in abandoned properties? >>528892 Are you flirting with me?
>>528891 abandoned properties are somewhat of an oddity. if you manage to find one then honestly you will spend more money repairing it than the property is worth and the person who owns the place died 10 years ago so the state just sort of gives it to you because fuck it. that's basically the concept. then a few wise guy communists started forming gangs that would inhabit an unattended place for the required number of years and claim it and no one could do anything because that's how the law was written. spiritual jews.
>>528896 What if im not a spiritual jew and just want a place of my own to call home but cant afford a home because im an outcast loser but doesnt mind working but wants a home? >>528897 Drop whatever you got if you wanna chat
>>528898 Like a messaging app? I dont use those. I think I have element installed maybe
>>528894 >>528895 sorry guys I'm on my second bottle of wine for the night so my coherence may not be at its best at all times anyways early on I said that >finding information is a core required skill for any of this there's so many ways to get the information you need I sort of threw out bribery impulsively but of course that is not necessarily valid advice I was once affiliated with a group of very clever young lads who knew how to get this sort of information but alas, I cannot recall the details at this point and anyways it all varies so much from jurisdiction to jurisdiction. chances are it wouldn't be relevant anyways
>>528899 >>528899 install something with encryption then if youre that type of person. You got sessions or teleguard
>>528900 I can search things, its not hard. I hate that people use gpt or grok for everything now even to google the simplest things.
>>528898 >What if im not a spiritual jew and just want a place of my own to call home but cant afford a home because im an outcast loser but doesnt mind working but wants a home? I think perhaps find an empty property owned by an investment firm using whatever means are locally available in order to not extorted for rent money by greedy jews gradually save up your money then buy your own house and be wary of federal agents trying to entrap you on pseudonymous messaging apps
>>528903 >and be wary of federal agents trying to entrap you on pseudonymous messaging apps of courseeeee im wary, i was just bored and seeing who the person was. I wonder if its just a fed or a low chance its actually a chick, or if its just your average femboy.
>>528901 Okay but like, how do I know you aren't just into me cuz you wanna steal my house and land? Cuz now thats bothering me.
>>528905 Im not going to steal anything from you, i was thinking that person was hinting thats what i should do. I have a moral compass im only going to squat in abandoned mansions or big buildings not someones house.
>>528906 Oh well thats comforting, but you also said your looking for chicks or femboys, and thats why im looking for, so we wouldn't work out
>>528907 Oh so youre just a regular dude? Also i didnt say i was looking for femboys.
>>528908 Ye, I mean most femboys got daddy issues so actually I spend a lot of my time working out tbh, but fairly regular. I mean except for being a homo who bangs lonely femboys he finds on 8chan. Nevermind I'm probably not normal.
>>528910 Im not really normal either man.
>>528894 >crimeathon fuck off nigger I don't commit crimes it only becomes illegal if the owner tells you to leave and you refuse of course putting yourself in a situation where some dude walks in on you living in his place and there's no witnesses around places you in a precarious situation so you generally want to plan ahead so you avoid that kind of thing
>>528912 >Its only a crime if you get caught Thats uh, not how crime works actually. Um. You should consult a lawyer.
>>528911 Yeah this isn't really a place for normal well adjusted people
>>528913 there's nothing wrong with squatting in abandoned investment building that will never get used again.
>>528915 You mean nothing wrong morally? Or legally, cuz. Those aren't the same thing, though debatable they should be I grant you.
>>528913 oh man here we go okay so basically as long as you are physically inhabiting the place then squatter's rights protects you the moment you step outside that's it you're done you can't go back inside legally speaking that's why they set up gangs of crack heads so that someone is always inside the building 24/7 for the full 7 or 10 or 12 or how many years is required to transfer ownership but my point is that this is all from the point of view of legal technicality and that just doesn't work when you're winging it solo if they bust in with baseball bats and kick you out and there were no witnesses and they trashed all your gay ass security cameras then guess what no one cares. your faggot ass lawsuit will go nowhere. don't be the guy quoting bullshit legislature at a group of angry dudes which is why my whole point is to set up a proper escape plan. you're not breaking the law and you're not provoking anyone with gay faggot legalisms that are basically unenforceable anyways, you're just cutting your rent costs and fucking off at the first sign of trouble
>>528920 like listen man I know the streets and I'm just saying it's all so fucking easy to anticipate it's not even funny why put yourself in a fucking retarded position then you like be trying to be clever but how about take 10 steps ahead it's all the same anyways except this time you're winning because you did the planning what the fuck like why the fuck these so called educated people keep walking into these fucking messes makes no sense fucking retarded is what
>>528941 because education is all about sucking jewish cock education is all about make yourself a fucking useless retard that's the truth how the fuck do you walk out with a 130 iq test score and still be raped by some fucking illegal nigger immigrant off the boat with 70 iq what the fuck is they teaching you? it sure as fuck isn't survival so why the fuck isn't they teaching you survival? why the fuck do you walk out of schooling yeah wit the best ever grades the best ever academic credentials bachelors masters ph. d. all that gay ass nigger faggotry you can't even survive the most basic nigger faggot attacking you in the street with some pussy bitch knife what the fuck is they teaching you? it sure as fuck isn't how to kill a nigger with a knife why the fuck aren't they teaching you that? why are you so fucking useless? why is your entire species a fucking joke? people around the world joke and laugh about how easily the uk and canada and australia was conquered by niggers from africa fucking joke every single one of you is a fucking joke you're nothing you're nobody and that's the truth fucking useless can't even defend yourself what a fucking joke
>>528943 I mean I'm just thinking right if your iq is fucking 130 because you're just so fucking white then you must be able to be so smart as to kill every 70 iq nigger with a knife 10 times over why the fuck does your so called intelligence not translate into killing niggers? where does the disconnect originate from? if you're so smart then why don't they train you in the art of killing niggers? like fuck if you're smart then you should know how to kill retard niggers yet you don't so what the literal fuck
>>528941 >>528943 >>528946 they also get jobs that they shouldnt be getting like engineering jobs at boeing
>>528952 so uhhhhh do something about it this is a clear miscarriage of justice oh what's that you can't do anything about it despite being 130 iq how the fuck does that happen maybe you're not really all that smart I mean sure book smart you're probably all very good engineers and that but it doesn't translate into the real world now does it
>>528953 Bro i dont judge nobody and focus on my internals, i dont get too distracted with anything. I dont have the money to become an engineer.
>>528941 sorry I got black out drunk at this point. ignore this gibberish.
Who cares about being the best wagie. The game is rigged, and you lose by playing.
>>529116 >The game is rigged No it isn't. You're just a loser.
>>529116 >the game is rigged >therefore, you should pay for me to do nothing lol no
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>>529116 I have to agree we all play and lose the game of being wagies.


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