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Anonymous 07/22/2025 (Tue) 08:58:34 No. 531613

i didn't need to see that :^(

Anonymous 07/22/2025 (Tue) 18:02:40 No. 531646

>>531613 Trust me brother. You did.

Anonymous 07/23/2025 (Wed) 11:16:47 No. 531734

>>531581 >Be god tier gamer >Go to a gaming convention >Come across the resident evil booth >Talk to the lady who runs the booth >The conversation begins to last longer than anticipated >Turns out that she saw video clips of your god tier gaming skills >Finish conversation and browse the other booths >It's getting late, gotta drive back to the apartment >Fast forward to 3:30 AM >Tired gamer, shut down PC and get in bed >Someone knocks on the apartment door >Whodat? >Get up and walk to the apartment door, open it >Oh shit, it's the resident evil booth lady >She sees that you're tired, asks to sleep with you >Afflicted with boner status ailment: prevents saying no to women >Take her to your gamer dungeon, she begins to undress >Afflicted with max level sex status ailment: you lose all control until a woman satisfies you >She takes off her underwear, holy shit she even has a resident evil vagina >You plap that resident evil lady's monstrous hole like Chris Redfield punching a boulder >Both of you let out a loud moan as your seed paints her insides with a coat of titanium white >Your HP and MP are restored, all status ailments are cured >Pull out, (gif in OP's post) >Afflicted with post nut sleep status buff: grants 2 additional buffs upon waking up in the morning >God tier gamer just had god tier sex with a resident evil fan

Anonymous 07/23/2025 (Wed) 12:40:45 No. 531737

>>531734 what

Anonymous 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:40:23 No. 531742

>>531734 fucking dumbass liar. we KNOW that did NOT happen

Anonymous 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:41:54 No. 531743

>>531581 WHAT even is that the fuck??? why is it squirting at me

Anonymous 07/23/2025 (Wed) 20:58:06 No. 531805

>>531743 why wouldn't it be squirting at you

Anonymous 07/24/2025 (Thu) 22:32:46 No. 532006

>>531743 seems like some intersex condition where the genitals are mishapen.

Anonymous 07/24/2025 (Thu) 23:41:57 No. 532013

>>532006 is it not ai generated

Anonymous 07/25/2025 (Fri) 01:02:21 No. 532018

>>532006 It's genital manipulation on purpose. Like getting a piercing or something >>532013 This GIF is like 15 years old lol

Anonymous 07/25/2025 (Fri) 01:46:56 No. 532037

>>532006 >intersex condition Is the condition a mental illness that makes you want to split your perineal raphe down the middle, tho I did think your balls would fall out if you did that, so I learned something

Anonymous 07/25/2025 (Fri) 02:42:44 No. 532039

me gusta

Anonymous 07/25/2025 (Fri) 21:36:26 No. 532072

Anonymous 07/26/2025 (Sat) 05:58:25 No. 532096

This is easily the worst thread on the entire site at the moment, wtf.

Anonymous 07/26/2025 (Sat) 08:32:56 No. 532102

>>532096 yeah cuz ur in it

Anonymous 07/26/2025 (Sat) 08:40:25 No. 532103

>>531581 Its nice to see all these successful transition, you cant even tell you used to be the opposite sex. You crossdressers really should be proud they were worth every penny.

Anonymous 08/04/2025 (Mon) 06:11:34 No. 532710

>>531581 Jewish bio-engineering at its finest

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