Harriet, asleep in the Aceops HQ, stirred. Outside her window a quiet but noticable buzz appeared. She balled up under her blankets, which she pulled over her head and groaned, annoyed by the sound.
A full day of running around and beating the hell out of a grimm in that mine made her legs sore and soft, so, half awake, she massaged both her thighs to relax the muscle, and drifted off. Before she could fall asleep, it disturbed her again. The sound that was creeping closer, like the buzz of an approaching mosquito.
She lay awake, listening, barely conscious. The buzz turned into a shouting, the shouting became a cacophony of at least a hundred voices, stomping closer. Soon it was like a roaring tornado was making its way through the streets of Atlas.
Between the incoherent noise, she could suddenly make out something that horrified her: "Harriet is my waifu!" Her eyes shot open fully, and she hopped out the bed. To see what was going on, she opened her window just a crack and peered down.
Huddling under her window, convulsing and pressing themselves against the walls of the building, was an enormous crowd of incredibly overweight men, wearing fedoras and occasionally brandishing a plastic katana. Encouraged by her appearance at the window, they yelled louder.
"TFW NO BUNNY WAIFU" they chanted.
"THICK THIGHS SAVE LIVES", then. Quickly, they corrected themselves. "FUCK THIGHS, SAVE LIVES!"
A skeletal, spindly man with a beard and glasses wormed himself out of the crowd, and stood on the shoulder fat of his companions. "Behold, peasants! I will do what you cannot!" His skeletal frame clambered onto the outcroppings of the wall of the building and like a lanky spider he made his way up surprisingly quickly, soon trying to squeeze his head through the opening in her window. She had backed off at his approach, and stood with her back to the wall. His mad eyes spun until he found her in the darkness.
"Harriet! Harriet I love you!" He cried, "Please let me touch your thighs!"
"What the fuck?" Harriet yelled.
"I can also lick the sweat off of you after a day of fighting! Please, let me-"
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