>>925022
I never said any of those things, fag.
>clicks a shipping thread to cry further about shipping
I clicked it to correct this post in particular, which was particularly stupid.
>>924977
>You’re asking why there’s hundreds of thousands of fanfiction and 500,000+ art with 100s coming out every single day of the oldest pairing in video game history? Get a life lol
>lives vicariously by wishing he was a princess getting fucked by a cute boy
>tells others to get a life
Also, obviously Mario and Peach are older characters than Link and Zelda, and far more famous and influential, too. But frankly I'm more surprised that you've never heard of Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man before. At least their plots actually involve them having some romantic tension. At least there it would actually be you caring about the story instead of just being a weird faggot.
>>925027
>>heterosexual relationship is a fetish
Who said that? Caring about two particular characters like this is though. Because again, it's not about appreciating how well the story is told, or how deep the characters are. So that's why I wonder what exactly it is about. I'd love to hear it, because the most I can figure, from seeing the other 13 year old girls on the internet doing this, is that you self-insert as one and want to fuck the other. Self-inserting like that is for faggots in the first place, but this just makes it double. It would explain why you don't care about storytelling, though.
>>925033
>>Heterosexual relationship is a fetish
I don't know where this was said in the post you're quoting. I can't find it. The fact that you post exactly the same phrasing of a thing that was never said makes you look like one retard samefagging, though.
>>925035
>>925047
Yet another ID outing himself as the same guy, using the same weird phrasing of a thing that was never said.
It's a fetish when it's clearly just you getting off and not actually doing any sort of analysis or anything else.
But I actually am genuinely curious about your psychology. I understand there are others like you on the internet. They're mostly 13 year old girls, but still. What do you get out of this? Shipping in general? Once you explain that, I'd like to know why these two characters in particular do it for you. Like I don't get the Knuckles and Rouge guy either, but at least those characters interact a lot more. Link and Zelda barely interact in most entries in the series. Zelda in particular only appears at the very end of a lot of games, or only in a couple scenes before the end. And then these aren't even the same characters, but you're acting like they are. Tetra couldn't act or look more different than Skyward Sword Zelda, for example. So please explain the appeal of shipping, and then please explain why these characters in particular. Because it's even more baffling than throwing your mom over Knuckles and Rouge.