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Royal Court Anonymous 07/06/2025 (Sun) 22:52:40 No. 529130
new /b/ meta ... This is the designated meta/bitching thread. Complaints and suggestions about the board and its staff go here. You will probably get banned for posting here.
Edited last time by 8corgi on 07/06/2025 (Sun) 22:59:30.
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Oh thank god you finally made this thread, I gotta take a nasty shit, like a real bowel blower. This thread's about to get its toilet torpedoed. I can feel the shit sliding through my gut. The porcelain's about to be dethroned by doo doo. Uh oh, it looks like I'm not gonna mak- sprays liquid crap out of my pants and covers everyone ITT in my brown sludge, penetrating nostrils through both the nose and mouth, the taste of my mushy, yet firm poopoo now forever ingrained in your memory, and in your now soaked clothing to which bits of shit now cling to, occasionally dripping off. It splashes off the floor and walls, creating a chunky brown rain that ensures nobody, and nothing ITT is free from my solid waste turned partly liquid. A vile dark stain runs down the backs of my legs as my firehouse of excrement peters out, leaving a wretched pool of smelly poopy at my feet so i may spread the unspeakable liquid and it's unmistakable stench everywhere i tread. Ahhh that's better, anyway sorry about the mess, good luck cleaning it up jannies, you're gonna need it ;)
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Oh shit it's not done yet PRPRPRRRRRRBBBFFRBFRBFPPFRBFR URRRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHH PBTPBTPBRTRTRNPTFR OOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU FBRFBRFBFRFTFBPBFPTRTRR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OH GOD IT BURNS BPPPBPBPNPBPBPBRBRBRBRBRBPRRRRRFFFRRRTTTRRRRRR AAAAAAAAOOOOOOOUUUUUIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU BPRBPRFTFRTGRTGNPBPGTFPRBMMMMMMMRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTT
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THE CSS CHANGE On Vampyr's request, I changed the CSS of /b/. I'm the new BO for the time being. A placeholder CSS is temporarily added. Now a few new banners for /b/ would be fun as well.
Edited last time by 8corgi on 07/07/2025 (Mon) 00:04:26.
Vamp has left us... He chose me, Corgi, to look after /b/ in his stead.
Edited last time by 8corgi on 07/07/2025 (Mon) 00:04:12.
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>>529145 boy i sure hope you arent some kind of molestro like the last faggot who was all cutesy uwu
>>529135 As a dog, I think what you did is pretty cool
>>529145 did he have a spergout before leaving again because anons didn't appreciate him enough for deleting their posts?
>>529155 i know he went nuclear with his global account on /v/, that might have gotten taken away from him thus causing him to lose whatever faith he had in this site
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>>529130 Vampyr keeps banning me when I call out leftoids for being BBC addicts. Person in the middle is Vampyr btw.
>>529156 What, specifically, happened?
>>529157 Yikes.......
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>>529162 As far as i saw, vamp's global account Belial gave out one-day bans in the Blue Archive general for bikini girls or the equivalent. >>529157 >mod faggots being tranny jannies its more likely than you think
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>>529157 >>529209 /leftypol/ is another colony of mine. particularly leftypol.org /siberia/ I am not a tranny.
Edited last time by 8corgi on 07/07/2025 (Mon) 10:06:06.
Let me list my credentials: I am the BO of /monarchy/ (5th king) >>>/monarchy/ I am the BO of /8flags/ >>>/8flags/ I am a vol on /mlp/ >>>/mlp/ I hosted the /icup/ 8duels Soulcalibur tournaments >>>/icup/ I am the colonial overlord of leftypol.org I am the next heterosexual BO of /b/ in ages. ... My namesake is Corgi. I won't that much avatarfag or post the /monarchy/ + /8flags/ OC Grace too much.
Edited last time by 8corgi on 07/07/2025 (Mon) 10:15:13.
Are there any changes the anons here would like? The spoiler image might be replaced. I don't think I will change much.
Edited last time by 8corgi on 07/07/2025 (Mon) 10:42:20.
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>>529240 >I am not a tranny. Yet. Keep up this pastel anime girl posting and you'll be calling your dick a boyclit in no time. Also i don't think i ever saved that /tv/-/leftypol/ blowjob video because i didn't want it on my computer, so here's literal geriatric gay porn instead.
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>>529248 Dayum, that video was gross. >you'll be calling your dick a boyclit in no time Not gonna happen.
Edited last time by 8corgi on 07/07/2025 (Mon) 11:26:42.
New spoiler image added.
Edited last time by 8corgi on 07/07/2025 (Mon) 13:02:24.
>>529271 I don't like it.
>>529272 Anons could request a different spoiler image.
Edited last time by 8corgi on 07/07/2025 (Mon) 13:12:00.
>>529273 Ok then. I request a different spoiler image.
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>>529273 Not sure if it fits with the current board climate, but i'd favor a grinning anon standing by a door inviting you in, maybe even colored in by someone who won't give up at the barrier of the fill tool not working completely.
Anons are going to have to get creative and give me new spoiler images. I guess I could maybe commission one later, but right now is not the best time. Thread here >>529275 Looking for more spoilers + banners + CSS.
Edited last time by 8corgi on 07/07/2025 (Mon) 13:20:26.
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New spoiler image.
Edited last time by 8corgi on 07/07/2025 (Mon) 13:41:34.
>>529281 uhhhh yeah this is fine I guess
>>529294 A temporary placeholder for now.
Edited last time by 8corgi on 07/07/2025 (Mon) 16:26:13.
>>529240 do you accept the possibility of being leftist/communist/socialist and so on while also being fiercely anti-immigration and pro-ethnic homogeneity? because you know generally I agree with leftism but disagree with the existence of non-whites except perhaps latin americans they're kind of cool I guess east asians also get a pass but fuck africa and fuck india and fuck pakistan and so on
>>529296 This meta is for /b/ issues. IDK why you're asking me (but I guess so, far left countries tend to be so indirectly). The more unitary the politics, the more it values homogeneity and a community of pleasures and pains. Political pluralism and mixed constitutionalism is more accustomed to diversity, multiculturalism, foreign underclass.
Can you do something about all the fucking AI threads? Like enforce ONE thread for all or something?
I'm going outside for a bit. brb in 20 minutes. >>529301 What thread? If you're talking about this one >>527378 well Vampyr advised me not to touch it. Vampyr calls him " ai pedo thread guy" and relayed to me to tell ai pedo thread guy that Vampyr is sorry.
Edited last time by 8corgi on 07/07/2025 (Mon) 18:35:37.
>>529302 >gets btfo by ai pedo thread guy on his own board >goes to /v/ and gets btfo by gacha pedo thread 4chan refugees >leaves
>>529301 lol >no u btfo scrub
Delete AI-only OP threads
>>529402 >>529402 proof you should
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Recently added emoji headers to the top of the message board. I am a little worried they are distracting from OPs or obnoxious to look at. I'll leave them there for now.
Edited last time by 8corgi on 07/08/2025 (Tue) 15:54:37.
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I would have added more boards like NSFW boards for /erp/, /rule34/, /h/ -- or PEDO boards like /delicious/, /loli/, /sm/, /ss/, but I ultimately ran out of room. I decided to add GAY boards for Vampyr's sake.
Edited last time by 8corgi on 07/08/2025 (Tue) 16:16:21.
>>529495 Add >>>/dir/ for a map of the other boards you can't fit in
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new spoiler added >>529509 idk, there is no space left to add anything. I think most of the important boards are added.
Edited last time by 8corgi on 07/08/2025 (Tue) 18:14:45.
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Going outside for another 20 minutes. brb, I still need to find a new CSS for the board later. The desu spoiler might be here to stay.
Edited last time by 8corgi on 07/08/2025 (Tue) 21:11:51.
>>529517 the previous one was better
>>529532 Eventually it will change. CSS & banners are my new priority, but any anon could contribute OC & suggestions here: >>529275
Edited last time by 8corgi on 07/08/2025 (Tue) 21:11:41.
>>529242 So you have no life. Cool story bro, tell us more.
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>>529532 It's kind of a coinflip but at least suiseiseki had a legacy of being an ancient /b/ staple.
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>>529631 lolis have taken over /b/
>>529631 >Rates of child abuse and pedos are up on /b/ ever since the AI thread. My proposed solution? More lolis on /b/. but the leading cause of pedophilia is sexy kids so the more lolis you post the more pedos there are.
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Do people like the current CSS? A new CSS will come someday.
Edited last time by 8corgi on 07/09/2025 (Wed) 10:57:16.
>>529679 not a fan. Too french and fancy. The original was better
>>529679 Do you have a copy of the old CSS?
>>529709 I don't. Vampyr does, I think. Vampyr asked me to remove the old CSS.
Edited last time by 8corgi on 07/09/2025 (Wed) 16:29:04.
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How about the Windows 95 CSS?
>>529725 idk about Windows 95, it seems a bit blocky.
/jp/ here. Just letting you know that you've been added.
>>529830 Wrong. I want /jp/ here. >are you going to take over the movie night streams from now on? I should endorse the /vhs/ movie nights. Those are fun.
Edited last time by 8corgi on 07/10/2025 (Thu) 12:58:39.
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>>529130 >boards like >>>/fast/ and >>>/a/ are here >even >>>/rwby/ <Doesn't have >>>/h/ or >>>/rule34/ What kinda /b/ board are you?
>>529839 SNIFF Are you implying *sobs* I am... a bad BO? >>529837 >No vampy made his own movie night every sunday or monday for bros to join, and they were all really emotional trips, it was great. better keep that up. Oh... maybe I will host a game night and movie night.
Edited last time by 8corgi on 07/10/2025 (Thu) 15:14:22.
>>529840 Ah shit, the pony is crying. Someone call the Vet³!
>>529837 >get more pedos in here that would turn this place into a sausage fest. no thanks
please pin this thread >>520250 it has reached the bump limit
>>529862 Fixed it for you. Now you can say fuck niggers to INFINITY!
>>529863 thank you
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>>529679 tomorrow should be the default css tbh
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OK PEDOS 🐻 Don't post any 3DPD or too realistic stuff, that is against the global rules. Stay 2D and only post lolicon stuff.
Edited last time by 8corgi on 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:36:39.
>>529940 That retard.
Edited last time by 8corgi on 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:44:30.
>>529941 can you make the "Ok pedos" text purple?
>>529943 idk how to.
Edited last time by 8corgi on 07/11/2025 (Fri) 14:45:35.
>>529945 Aren't you the new BO? how can you not change text color?
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>>529949 Probably have to change the CSS, I guess.
Edited last time by 8corgi on 07/11/2025 (Fri) 15:02:30.
>>529953 >Let's play a flash game, /b/. is it fun?
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>>529954 I can't upload it on /b/, but you can play it here on 8flags: >>>/8flags/1196
Edited last time by 8corgi on 07/11/2025 (Fri) 15:11:40.
>>529955 As the new BO can you show me your penis? Vamp did

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Try and beat my score, /b/.
Edited last time by 8corgi on 07/11/2025 (Fri) 15:16:45.
>>529955 idk those bears worked hard, they deserve the girl and the gun
>>529958 You never changed the text to purple. Zero skill BO right now
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>>529968 Do I look like a magician?
Edited last time by 8corgi on 07/11/2025 (Fri) 15:57:57.
>>529969 How did you make it red then? swear to god if this turns into me babying the BO into how he can change the board imma be mad. I pend days trying to teach vampy how not to kill himself and he just killed himself after, wasted time. Will you kill yourself if I talk to you?
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This is satanic. You guys are all >Make bread out of stones >Throw yourself down from the pinnacle >Turn red text into purple text, Corgi
Edited last time by 8corgi on 07/11/2025 (Fri) 16:10:15.
THE TEXT IS PURPLE NOW Corgi haters btfo.
Edited last time by 8corgi on 07/11/2025 (Fri) 16:28:27.
Thread theme
Edited last time by 8corgi on 07/11/2025 (Fri) 16:33:10.
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>>529980 oh, okay guess I've been a nigger once. I rode dirty with like 50 pounds of weed across states. To be fair I needed money, and the shit hole world we live in prices out anyone who doesn't earn 70-90K a year a minimum wage.
The text is purple. which is all that matters. You get a nice headpat for being good Corgie. Good bro, you did an nice thing today. You deserve a coffee or a toasted sandwich or something. Go and make it for yourself.
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>>529989 I got a special exemption from this rule.
Edited last time by 8corgi on 07/11/2025 (Fri) 16:56:26.
>>529958 I LOST THE GAME!!!
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>>529992 I almost won.
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I actually won the game just now. 181 pedobears killed.
What makes you anons so entitled to peen? >>530000 Fine... have a kiss.
>>530001 >What makes you anons so entitled to peen? as our boss we need to know what we are dealing with. give us ur hard cock
What if the new boss like, put a couple drops of oil on his cock and made it all shiny and big and showed us? Maybe with a little pre leaking from the tip
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I am looking into how to customize the CSS more. Looking at >>>/res/ to figure this out and talking with experts.
THIS IS RED TEXT THIS IS DOOM TEXT (((echo text))) *SPOILER TEXT* >THIS IS GREEN TEXT <THIS IS PINK TEXT
Testing a new CSS background. BE PREPARED
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IT WORKED I flooded /b/ with water.
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I'm trying to fix this, but I don't know how to scale the image down to the corner and stop it from repeating like this. It has no repeat written down in CSS, wtf?
so I switched the theme from tomorrow to the board default to see what was happening and uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I mean it's a bit lewd isn't it not that I'm complaining haha but it just I don't know well it's a bit excessive isn't it
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CREDIT The credit goes to @capinep for the lolicorn shark art of Gawr Gura and helping me learn CSS. Saved us from a CSS nightmare.
>>530032 This CSS is temporary. I'm still learning how to work on CSS. I'll change it once people come here and say how much they like the new CSS.
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I'm going to experiment with making CSS. This theme will be a tropical themed CSS.
Added an overall tropical theme to default /b/ CSS. Red text is pineapple. pink text is mango. green text is lime.
How do people like this new CSS? Is it bad or good?
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>>530099 I'm here.
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>>530107 I dealt with it.
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>>530115 idk, Derpy does now.
>>530107 >forces everyone to stare at pedoshit >complains about somebody spamming pedoshit I hope this board gets shut down.
>>530120 >we all know it's you child porn spammer try again you quadruple nigger kiddie diddler
>>530122 >everybody who hates pedoshit is the same person Jump off a bridge into traffic schizo. I wish the spammer great luck in evading his bans.
>>530125 >>530126 Doubling down on the mental illness is a very bold move, i'm curious as to how this will play out. Do i also smell like them? How many threads am i posting in simultaneuosly? Tell me more about myself.
>>530129 > keep posting, you get banned. We'll see how long that takes. How was your day? Remember, the voices in the walls are correct and good.
>>530131 Why were you molested?
>>530133 It's gonna happen again then. Except this time it's gonna be recorded ;)
>>530136 You're not gonna feel like an adult snymore when it's done. >pedo faggot Accusing others what you are guilty of is extremely jewish. Post nose.
>>530137 That's because I'm not who you think i am you utterly deranged mentally ill freak. Please troon out before you kick the chair, bump those numbers up.
>>530141 >oy vey, I am demanding you answer the question goy! This isn't a courtroom mr shekelberg, you have no power here.
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I changed back to the old CSS.
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I'll wait and see which CSS people like more. I might make a new CSS.
>>530144 Thank you, i want everyone here to have a nice day and be frens now :)
>>530150 You can look at naked cartoon kids in half the threads on this board, why don't you go there and be happy?
>>530152 Why do you feel a compulsion to force your fetish on everyone else? I don't spam necro in your threads.
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>>530154 >why are you a pointlessly antagonistic cunt It would appear the shoe has switched foots. >everyone was fine with the previous css Calm down with the schizophrenia Anyway i will go back to shitposting in peace now. Here have a free meme, it's all yours my friend.
I prefer dark backgrounds and I don't like annoying patterns like the second one here >>530147
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Here is a Minecraft chicken jockey CSS.
>>530160 make the background darker
>>530165 I just made it darker.
>>530166 still way too bright
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The CSS themes thus far.
>>530172 get the darkness of the first one, apply it to the second one and you have a winner
>>530158 >EVERYBODY JUST LOOK AT EVERYTHING I LIKE YOU LIKE IT TO PLEASE OK???????????? I think your level of autism requires a handler. Do they know you post on 8moe? >>530172 the darker background is nicer
>>530177 lol the anti sperg is sperging again. Bring the loli back corgi, this faggot needs a reason to be so pointless angry and annoying
>>530178 I just love you that much :)
>>530181 >implying we aren't all spergs Unlike you he doesn't make his 'tism the world's problems. >pedoshit is back booooooo go get v&
>>530185 very funny from the person who had a melty because their eyes found one spot on this website where they can't see kiddie shit, back to your old jewish tricks i see. How's your job going? :)
>>530188 >had a melty >melty wow, hard way to out yourself. Do I need to report you again before you start posting niggers and child porn again? Literally only one person says this
>>530190 How is your job going? :)
>>530186 Ok, made it darker
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Here is the darker water theme.
>>530196 I already knew that but thanks anyway. I know jewing can be hard. You really do need a break, does it feel better typing it out like that? Better than keeping it to yourself I'm sure.
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I just b&'d that bietch.
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The new Sonic '06 Soleanna theme
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Are you all sure you want to change the CSS again? I am worried the anons here are tired of CSS changes.
>>530235 How bout you just post what all the "recent" CSS themes look like and hear from Anons which one's they think look the best?

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>>530226 This. But I suggest keeping the spirit of the previous theme by being in the bottom of the ocean. Crop the first pic halfway, then turn down the brightness Add bubbles as a layer, use the overlay blend effect Use a dark blue gradient Add Gura, Squid Girl, or whoever else lives in the bottom of the ocean Now you got the successor to the previous /b/ css theme
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>>530238 Adjusted bottom ocean pic.
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I have decided to stick with this theme because everyone likes it the very best.
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>>530237 The themes: I don't think I am changing it anytime soon.
I just unpinned the banners thread. We're mostly done with CSS, banners, & spoilers.
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The only thing I need help to do with CSS is make this text more visible and contrasting with the background.
>>530248 the water needs to be waaaaay darker bro
>>530249 This Can't even make out the text
>>530248 I can help a little. What you need to do is add text shadows to things. For example text-shadow: 1px 1px #323F0B, 0 0 5px gold, 0 0 5px darkgreen; Broader context header { margin: 1em 0px 1em 0px; text-align: center; margin-top: 36px; text-shadow: 1px 1px #323F0B, 0 0 5px gold, 0 0 5px darkgreen; } or body { text-shadow: 0 0 7px darkgreen; } OR .redText { color: darkred; text-shadow: 0 0 5px white; font-size: 200%; } You can add text shadow to any element and you can stack them. You'll have to experiment.
>>530251 It is a cool effect, but I still haven't been able to change what I would. It is slightly more visible with text shadow, but I fear now all the text has text shadow. I'm okay with this because it has a murky look.
>>530249 >>530250 I made the water darker, but I'm kinda missing the lighter tropical feel.
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I won't make the water any darker than this.
>>530259 better than all the previous versions
This site got so gay so fast. All because of a new fucking jannie? Pathetic.
>>530263 the nature of the janny defines the nature of the imageboard that's why og 4chan was the nuts and why modern 4chan is cancer and why og 8/b/ was the nuts and why dysnomia era 8/b/ was softcore little girl spam and why 8moe /b/ was kind of based, if slow and now 8moe /b/ is.... whatever the fuck this is we'll give it a chance before we pass judgment
>>530263 Little gurls are ghey? >>530271 Bring back hex.
best CSS so far, but some of the text is a bit difficult to read. Maybe try different colors? Purple, white, green?
>>530337 Which text?
>>530341 I don't know how to change those in CSS.
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Good morning, /b/.
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>>530510 I'm not sure, but it is free pph, I guess. Shouldn't be a problem if it stays in its containment thread?
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>>530259 Might I suggest instead of trying to make the water darker for contrast to instead make it lighter.
>>530524 Everyone already fussed about wanting it darker. I won't change the water.
The water, btw, is from Sonic Adventure 1.
>>530528 >Cut that crap out. It's a symbol I adopted to honor Caligula. Related: >>>/monarchy/8001 >>>/monarchy/8002
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You're gonna have to deal with it. I banned an anon and kept this CSS for your sake, so let me do what I want to do.
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You can call me a fag everyday, if you want to.
>>530546 Now did you learn how to make the text not blue on the blue background? Use chat gpt it will teach you
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The namefaggotry stays in the meta thread anyways. If I take this trident off now, I'll just look like a bitch doing whatever you say, pedo. >>530548 The CSS is going to stay the same until an anon spots me the CSS I need or I figure out with an expert.
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I don't care if people love or hate me for it. This is the hill I'm willing to die on.
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>>530556 then i hope you die, but also ive had every board CSS set to yotsuba B for years so i only ever see your hideous choices in brief loading flashes
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>anon keeps crying about his ex (BOs)
>>530562 I gave that anon everything he wanted and he leaves over a trident. He never liked me to begin with and moped about ex BOs.
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This protest is dumb. Just don't post in the meta thread if you don't want to deal with me. It's not like you have to talk with me, AI pedo.
>>530551 >The CSS is going to stay the same until an anon spots me the CSS I need or I figure out with an expert. Is it literally just the text at the bottom? Try this then
/* The Grace of the Monarchist theme */ /* Long live the King! Based on Tomorrow. */ @import "./syntax/srcery.css"; :root { --background-color: #1d1f21; --background-gradient: var(--background-color); --text-color: #c5c8c6; --contrast-color: #282a2e; --menu-color: #333; --background-highlight-color: #282a2e; --horizon-sep-color: #474b53; --border-color: #111; --marked-color: #1d1d21; --marked-border-color: #111; --board-title-color: inherit; /*--board-shadow-color: inherit;*/ --index-text-color: var(--text-color); --link-color: white; --link-hover-color: #81a2be; --navbar-text-color: var(--horizon-sep-color); --table-every-other-color: var(--contrast-color); /*--button-color: #fed;*/ --sfw-indicator-color: navy; --subject-color: #cc1105; --thread-navbar-background: #0f4c6a; --thread-navbar-color: var(--text-color); --logo-image: url("/.static/logo/logo_blue_light.png"); } .innerUtility.top { background-color: #7239b3; } #dynamicAnnouncement { position: relative; border: 2px dashed goldenrod; border-radius: 6px; background: var(--contrast-color); opacity: 0.8; } body { background: #00536d;
[Expand Post] background-image: url('/.media/b288d3bf8b5a2e6a7065cc9fadaabb83a2b02748ae83c50ab3fdb3b449221577.png'), url('/.media/6f8d5cb6d40cb00d51bb8082b64038cc7ac31131904ecc91d8c9fcb67b12500a.png'); background-blend-mode: normal, overlay; background-repeat: no-repeat, repeat; background-position: right bottom, left; background-attachment: fixed, scroll; background-size: 253px 442px, auto; } .noEmailName, .noEmailName:hover { color: #1ab767; cursor: default; } div.innerOP { position: relative; border: 3px solid; border-radius: 6px; border-color: goldenrod } div.innerOP::after { content: ""; position: absolute; top:0; bottom: 0; left: 0; right: 0; background: var(--contrast-color); border-radius: 6px; opacity: 0.8; z-index: -1; } .quoteLink { color: var(--link-color); } .quoteLink:hover { color: var(--link-hover-color); } .greenText { color: #32CD32; } .redText { color: #FEEA63; } .pinkText { color: #FF8243; } code { background-color: rgba(0,0,0,0.15); } .modalTableBody input[type="text"], .modalTableBody select, #themeSelector, #modalAnswer, #cssInput, #jsInput, #postingForm input[type="text"], #postingForm textarea, #quick-reply input[type="text"], #quick-reply textarea { color: var(--text-color); background-color: var(--background-color); } #themeSelector { border-color: var(--navbar-text-color); } html, *, hover, #postingForm th { cursor: url(/.media/adfa6150af015f57dca3655c82fbd577f05ea0cbc70fb18267679ed3cb079db4.png), default; } a, .embedButton, select, .divRefresh input, #postingForm button, #qrbutton { cursor: url(/.media/adfa6150af015f57dca3655c82fbd577f05ea0cbc70fb18267679ed3cb079db4.png), progress !important; } label, img, .hideFileButton { cursor: url(/.media/ed4eae21276fbe2a3615ce2b1ca60151287895e77e3aa223ca3afde115bd1e27.png), progress !important; } body { text-shadow: 0 0 7px darkblue; }
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Now that AI pedo guy is gone, do we keep the gawr gura?
Hey what happened to the /degen/ threads? Did I miss something?
>>530576 AI pedo guy flipped out and left.
>>530577 Where to?
>>530578 idk, 4chan.
I showed you my CSS, answer me.
>>530582 This >>530571 CSS? Sure, we can try it.
>>530583 Yee that one.
>>530584 Added.
>>530575 no pleade, i come here to shitpost and share memes, not look at what pedophiles fap to, you guys already have an entire board and multiple threads here dedicated to that, why can't you let /b/ stay random?
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I think .moe is lolicon central. I'm going to wait a couple of days and see the overall mood. I kinda don't feel like messing with the CSS anymore to let anons settle down and enjoy the new atmosphere for a bit.
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Song commemorating /b/'s victory over AI slop.
>>530598 I think >>>/loli/ is lolicon central, perhaps you should apply to be the BO there instead? Instead of turning this into /loli2/ please? I'm just frustrated that every corner of the internet i lurk in always ends up in the hands of people who care more about pushing their ideology/fetish than actually moderating. There's nowhere to go anymore. Everything is either hypernormie or hyperdegenerate. God only knows i'm into sick shit myself, but i don't pretend everyone else likes it. Sorry for the rant I'm just so tired of having to constantly rehome because the same patterns repeat themselves. Ban me for complaining or whatever. Maybe i'm just getting old.
>>530618 I'll look into removing the Gawr Gura in bottom right corner for now. & if people come back in a hurl and lament, "Where's mah lolicon", or pph goes down, that's on you, anon. I myself am not really a big lolicon.
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the naked lolicon art of Gawr Gura is removed. It might be too much. The board will stick with this CSS for a time to see how the anons like it. At least a week.
>>530609 Irony?
>>530624 >the naked lolicon art of Gawr Gura is removed. >It might be too much. Aww I liked her. It worked well with the water BG. Bord needs at least some corner mascot.
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Also what I actually came here for have you considered spiffing up the board header? As a quick example
>>530661 That would be nice. I have the board header covered in other boards atm. >>530660 If I could, I would make it optional and let the pro-loli people have the Gawr Gura CSS and non-loli people opt out.
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>>530663 >If I could, I would make it optional and let the pro-loli people have the Gawr Gura CSS and non-loli people opt out. There is a way. But I've not had a chance to experiment with it myself. >>530663 >I have the board header covered in other boards atm. You're in luck they can both coexist.
>>530672 Do you have the CSS? I'm down with it.
>>530674 This is the relative snippit right here. You can just add it to the existing CSS. .boardHeader p, #overboardId { font-family: Hilda; font-size: 300%; } /* Board Subtitle */ /* Thanks 404 */ .boardHeader p#labelDescription:before{ display: inline-block; width: 100px; height: 160px; margin-right: 5px; content: ""; background: url("/.media/58d1f4b8ac66b0db7024878b24ff0508b07f9c09938817ab48539d6e3ea9e5f5.png") no-repeat 0 0; background-size: 100%; font-size: 16px; font-weight: bold; } .boardHeader p#labelDescription{ letter-spacing: 0.3px; font-size: 0pt; } @font-face { font-family: Hilda; src: url(/.media/fdf1c7b654ebbaaffbbec5b4bbbd16f89579bc74c1972912d4633693c514b15b); }
>>530678 Ok, btw, does adding more stuff to CSS cause lag for people? An anon complained about lag earlier.
>>530681 It depends. Lots of images can, especially if they're animated (think Hamster Dance). But as long as they're not overly large file size it shouldn't be an issue. The rest of the stuff shouldn't cause any lag unless they're surfing the site on a early 2000 laptop or something. My board has had something like a dozen layered BG elements earlier this year and it always has animated snow at Christmas and I only notice the most minimal lag. >An anon complained about lag earlier. The only possibility that I could see causing a problem is the tiled background but even then it shouldn't be an issue other than the initial load in. I've not had any trouble and I'm on a half functioning potato.
Added. That should compensate for Gura.
There's also some extremely fun nonsense that can be done with the different text formatting tags. >lag Hmm there does seem to be a bit of lag but there shouldn't be from what I can tell. Let me check something.
>>530689 Oh I see what it is. It's the text shadow. Yeah I can see why. That's a lot of rendering on a page with a lot text like this one. If it's a real problem you could just remove it from the body and just apply it separately to the header and footer elements. It's not super noticeable so you might want to let other anons chime in as to whether it's causing a real problem. So that's where that occasional hidden lag I've encountered on my board comes from.
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>>530694 I like the text shadow effect. It makes the text look murky like it is underwater.
>>530695 I personally don't think it's an issue. I only noticed it when I was dragging the quick reply box around really fast. All CSS more complex than the base Yotsuba are going to have a little lag. I wouldn't worry about it.
>>529143 Welcome! Nice to see a bit of a shakeup.
>>529242 Thanks for the introduction Corgi.
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>>529271 This is great! Desu
>>529482 Oh hey! I think I might have been the one who kick-started that little emoji-in-header trend (on /a/)
>>530569 There exist people whom it's honestly just better to ignore/ban. Don't worry about every single edge case bro.
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>>530730 thanks, i stole it from 4chan
>>530678 How do you add it to the existing css?
>>530765 The BO already did. If you're asking for yourself you just copy and past it into your board's CSS file and then upload it. You can of course change the image and the font. You can even upload new fonts to use on >>>/res/ You just have to ad the url of the font you want with an @font-face tag and give it a name and then you can easily use it where ever you want through out you CSS. You can even add multiple fonts per CSS like this. For example not only can every element use a different font but every special text can as well (i.e. greentext, pinktext, redtest, doomtext etc.) You can have a lot of fun with it.
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I'm going for a walk.
Can you ban the Isis schizo poster? It would make me sooooo happy
>>530878 Isis shizo poster?
>>530878 I stay in my own thread. Go fuck yourself.
>>530887 Then get back there, you psycho sack of shit. Maybe if you're lucky, Isis will eat you
>>530894 You're all pedos. Fuck you.
>>530879 Pretty sure he means the Jew that keeps posting his ass and the same statements about the Bible
>>530910 Different guy.
>>530915 Yep, sorry didn't realize he was still around
>>530910 That anon left his containment thread and is spreading to other threads.
>>530938 Like a disease, that all Jews are, yes
so now it's literally just water fucking gay
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Gave a 2 day ban to the ass spammer.
In addition, deleted all the posts*
all the threads are gay please do something about this
>>530970 I suppose you could bump the threads you like.
>>530975 I don't like any of the threads they're all gay
With AI pedo and his followers flocking off and ass spammer b&, /b/ is suffering less users and lower pph. The board's totally /b/tarded right now, but /b/tards will carry on.
>>530963 Thanks fella. Keep an eye on the Isis dude. He's homeless and posts from library computers.
>>530956 Perhaps someday someone will figure out how the background switching CSS functions and they'll be an alt.
>>530980 Incorrect. You know nothing about me.
>>531129 I know you eat shit. I know you're out of your goddamned thread again.
>>531174 Isis/the Satanic hivemind eats shit. Not me.
>>531203 orly? hmmm, that's not what I heard... ;)
>>531216 Damn. That's a blast from the past.
>>531216 Good to see ol' Reginald Brownpill is still at it.
>>531235 you must be parched, oldfriend
New BO is such a cunt everyone leaves Wow what a cunt
New BO is so mean. Flooded /b/ with water Oppressed lolicons so much they packed their bags and left The audacity to namefag even though old bo namefagged as well.
new bo did 9/11
Added you back on /a/'s friend list, desu.
So this site isso flimsy that one AI poster leaving has collapsed everything... Probably should have just taken off the name or the Caligula stuff...
>>531384 The board is doing fine.
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>>531384 I have no regrets. AI pedo guy made no complaint about the namefagging prior to the incident and there was no indication AI pedo guy would flip over it. Only AI pedo threw a tantrum the first time I didn't do something AI pedo wanted without any warning. I said No and AI pedo wouldn't take no for an answer. Someone like that is not worth keeping.
*In all other instances, AI pedo guy was being catered to: >banned someone that was stalking AI pedo upon AI pedo's request >>530201 >kept naked loli shark CSS upon AI pedo's request >didn't quality control AI threads (like AI pedo's thread) at the request of another anon here >>529399 and >>529301 >let AI pedo post AI lolicon stuff everywhere >bantered and played games with AI pedo in the meta, thinking AI pedo was my friend and letting AI pedo get cozy with me You couldn't be anymore pampered than AI pedo was prior to the drama. AI pedo was basically a royal favourite prior to this whole ordeal. AI pedo had it made. This board was Epstein's Island. The namefagging excuse is just that -- an excuse. AI pedo even called me by my namesake "Corgie" occasionally and AI posted whatever I was posting in meta like Twilight Sparkle and Derpy and Chicken Jockey Pinkie Pie. It was only when I added a trident to my name did AI pedo fuss about namefagging and only after I said No after giving AI pedo everything AI pedo asked for and it primarily escalated not because of the trident but because I said No.
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Going for a walk. Fook AI pedo.
Purely robotic things in the OP with no attached discussion, copypaste or otherwise, is a robot posting so that other robots are able to post and reply to more robots... It absolutely made sense to have a rule saying "yeah we delete that shit where we've seen it".
>>531401 Do you have examples of threads like these?
>>531393 Everybody in the AI degen community couldve told you that that's what happens if you expect any kind of reason with beanbaby, no idea why youve been catering to him so much.
good job BO you killed the board
>>531500 body odor (or board owner, we're not sure)
bring back the original CSS kthxbye
>>531403 Meg with her tits out holding a gun but that's the only one left all the other cringe AI artwork got nuked or fell off.
>>531539 You must get used to the new one. Vampyr told me to remove the old CSS and only Vampyr may restore it.
>>531721 What is Vampyre holding over you?
>>531721 then keep changing it until it's something that isn't gay
>>531761 I don't have the CSS. Only Vampyr does. I removed the CSS upon Vampyr's request and only Vampyr can restore it.
I banned ass spammer again because he had the nerve to not only leave a containment thread but disrespect the Hulkster and post ass in there. 4 days and 8 hours, methinks.
>Avatarfag and namefag finally deals with ass spammer >doesn't even give him the full week off idk enjoy ass spam in four days again I guess
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First it was a 2 day ban >>530963 I did 4 days this time. I'm holding out ass spammer will have a redemption arc and not spam the board with ass, but instead keep it in a containment thread or not too egregiously flood other threads with ass.
>>532051 >will have a redemption He won't
>>532078 Not me. A lot of people post Charlie.
I cannot tolerate this shit. how do I contact vampyr you faggots
>>532112 try your local street corner, as im sure hes a male prostitute to make ends meet
>>530235 I made that thread as a joke. You can change the CSS as much as you want.
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ASS SPAMMER is an enemy of the people. I just cleaned up his old posts in this thread >>531423 I'm beginning to think there is no recourse to redemption
>>532179 That retarded is spamming that shit in a lot of imageboards. See this: https://28chan.org/board/b/res/12021.html It is either a schizo having a meltdown or a bot shitposting. Whatever the case, ban it now.
>>532195 I already did ban him for a handful of days.
I hate the water background please change it.
>>532653 I might change it. You'll have to use another CSS than the Board CSS, I guess.
What kind of CSS do people want?
>>532657 Depends on the person. I'm a basic bitch so i stick to Yotsuba B, i assume most people want something simple and relevant to the board they're using. I dunno if it fits this /b/, but my mindset for most /b/ boards would probably be a toxic or mountain dew green with a biohazard symbol prominently displayed, maybe even this handsome fella.
When is 8ch gonna update their HTTPS certificates
Tossed out a 5 day ban to someone flooding a thread or something isis.
>>532768 Thank fuck. Hopefully this is their sign to finally swallow a bullet
wait wait
>>532804 Wait what?
>>532821 what what, in the butt
>>532844 Du est ein willyman?
Hi, can I stay in 8chan while my halfchan permanent ban expires?
So turns out the schizo Isis poster thinks WE'RE Isis. He's yelling at US.
I want to change the CSS soon. I'm worried the anons are tired of the water theme.
>>532955 we all on Tomorrow, fam
Made the water darker in the Board CSS. Do we like the new water?
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Water changes.
It's like it's the future, but now.
I hate you Corgi
>>533222 Daaamn, trips even. The hate is now cannon.
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/b/ is pretty active & behind /trash/ now. Did someone shill this place or something?
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>>533327 I, for one, stopped shitposting in /v/ after a double ban back in like march so i cruise here and /bv/ more often, but /bv/ is as dead as a bag of hammers.
>>533327 Good place to shitpost and post shit.
I got banned from /pol/ for "posting a wojak". Dead board. Sorry /pol/tards. Not going to post with that kind of a janny around.
>>529130 n̷̨̻͍͙̱̻͈̪̱̦͗̂͐͒̈̒̓̂̔̾̓̀̉̓̏̐̽̓̌̋̈́̽͝i̶̧̡͓̺̬̼̰̱̦͂̏̆̇͌̈́͋̓̽͋̑̎͑̈͐̉͋͋̈̀͂̀̈̀͘͜͠͝͠͝g̴̟̘͉̩͕͈̼̼̦͓̯͍͙͎̳̻̼̟̬͓̜̥̺̭͓̝̭͎̅̅͌̅̇̓̏̃̆͜ͅģ̷̡̛̛̛̖̺̣͔̞̮̗̗͋͊̾̍̈́͊̅̍̓̈́́̍̆̆͋͐̂̈́͒̎̉͐͐̿̎̈̋̉̔̌̂͒̀͗̓͂̈́̎̈́̓̕͝͠ȩ̶̛̛̛͇̦̹̯̭͈̟̝̟̱̭̩̻̞̠̭̮͍̻͍̩̳̝̞̼͇͓̺͕̈́̔̓̿̏͌̈́̄͆̿̀̔̀͆̿̃̄̿̃̍̅̇͂́̽̾̄̋̃̿̐͐͘͝͠͝͠͝͝r̴͉̝͓͎͖̘̫̲̮͍͓̫͓̠̠̫̠̞̟͈͑̔͌͋̂͗̔̇̔̾́̊́̊̀͂̉̈́̃̈́͛͊́̿͊̈̈́͆̀̚͝͝͝s̴̹͓̣͖̮͑͑́̆̿̊́̍̽́̽̚͝͝
>>533375 >Posting on /pol/ >At all our /pol/ is owned by a jew who doesn't give a shit about it and just wants to squat it to ruin any /pol/ related discussion happening. We need someone to set up an alternative board, but it seems nobody wants to bear that responsibility.
>>533539 the site is run by that jew and would get any viable alternative board nuked. the only person who could put him in his place is the literal cuck that pays the bills and lets a retarded kike fuck his website to death while he watches from the closet like a good goy.
When is vamp coming back? Or did they actually kill themselves?
>>533616 Vamp left after drama with /v/. I'm not really sure when Vamp will come back.


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