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WWE April 2019 Megathread:Wrestlemania edition Boliever 03/29/2019 (Fri) 21:04:48 Id: 58d184 No. 137538
RAW on April Fools Day Can WrestleMania’s main-event Superstars coexist against The riotttttttttttttttttt Squad? >The journey to the main event of this year’s WrestleMania main event has grown increasingly complicated in recent weeks, and it hits another sharp turn on Monday night when Raw Women’s Champion Ronda Rousey teams with Stone Cold and new SmackDown Women’s Champion Charlotte Flair to battle The riotttttttttttttttttt Squad in a six-woman tag team bout. If Rousey, Lynch or Flair betray either of their teammates, they will be removed from the Raw Women’s Title main event of this year’s Show of Shows. >And, yes, you read that right. The Queen defeated Asuka this past Tuesday night to snare the Women’s Title of Team Blue, meaning that she could very well hold two championships when WrestleMania draws to a close. Of course, that match could change drastically — and lose a participant — on Raw. >With tensions running high, Becky, Ronda and Charlotte will be hard-pressed to work as a team and secure their place in the first-ever Women’s main event of WrestleMania. Kurt Angle battles Rey Mysterio in his final Raw match >Two Superstars credited with putting SmackDown on the map in the early 2000s will battle it out one last time, strangely enough, on Monday Night Raw as Kurt Angle faces Rey Mysterio in the final Raw match of his farewell tour. >The Olympic Hero and The Ultimate Underdog have mixed it up numerous times in the past — including a memorable clash at SummerSlam 2002 — but their final match together on Raw could eclipse their prior confrontations in terms of sheer emotion. >This will mark Angle’s penultimate match, as he will compete in the ring for one last time against Baron Corbin at WrestleMania. As Angle battles his longtime friend, the bitter Lone Wolf will surely be watching. Brock Lesnar comes to Raw to extinguish Seth Rollins’ fire >Seth Rollins laid out Paul Heyman this past Monday night, and he didn’t even need to touch him. >After the advocate for Universal Champion Brock Lesnar delivered what he thought was a verbal parting shot to “The Beastslayer,” Rollins stormed up the entrance ramp after Heyman, who fell backward in shock and proceeded to beg for mercy from his client’s WrestleMania challenger. With fire in his eyes and the WWE Universe at his back, Rollins affirmed, “We are going to WrestleMania, we are gonna beat Brock Lesnar, we are gonna take the Universal Title and we are gonna march into Suplex City and we are gonna burn it down!” >How will Lesnar respond to the increasingly emboldened Architect, six nights before their WrestleMania showdown? Will The Boss ‘N’ Hug Connection regret taking on three teams at WrestleMania? >WWE Women’s Tag Team Champions Booley & Sasha Banks are warriors, determined to take on any challenger from any brand. But at WrestleMania, The booable one and The Boss have agreed to defend their titles against three powerful teams in Nia Jax & Tamina, Beth Phoenix & Natalya and The IIconics. >With “The Samoan Slaughterhouse” and the newly reunited “Divas of Doom” representing imposing physical challenges for The Boss ‘N’ Hug Connection, the conniving (and rule-bending) Billie Kay & Peyton Royce represent a psychological obstacle for Booley & Sasha Banks. After all, no one enjoys getting inside the head or under the skin of their opponents quite like The IIconics. >How are Booley & Sasha Banks preparing for the Fatal 4-Way Match they’ve brought upon themselves? Who will join the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal? >OK, so given the choice between Braun Strowman, Colin Jost and Michael Che, it’s easy to pick the odds-on favorite in this year’s Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal at WrestleMania (hint: he’s seven-feet-tall and he BREAKs things). But with only three names officially confirmed for the over-the-top-rope Show of Shows tradition, additional Superstars will surely be added to the field. >Who else will declare for the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal? Find out by tuning in to Monday Night Raw Will Roman Reigns attain retribution against Drew McIntyre before WrestleMania? >Roman Reigns’ acceptance of Drew McIntyre’s WrestleMania challenge this past Monday night was met with a savage attack by The Scottish Psychopath, who later battled The [LOUD LEUKEMIA]’s Shield brother Dean Ambrose in a Last Man Standing Match. >Taking particular glee in pummeling The Hounds of Justice, McIntyre dismantled and defeated The Lunatic Fringe, sending a horrific message to his Show of Shows opponent. >How will Reigns respond on the final Raw before WrestleMania? Tune in to Monday Night Raw
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>Miz and Bobby Lashley feud while the Shan McMahon stuff continues >Finally decide what the Vikings are going to be called then immediately burying them by having them feud with the Lucha House Party.
Bliss dabbing on the shitters
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11/10 segment
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Bray saving this dull RAW
Aryan queen literally about to BTFO this smelly chimpanzee
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>miss the Bray segment because my pi fucking died
>>141258 if someone finds it i can webm it
What would you do if Naomi pulls down those tights and spanks Alexa ass while she has a g string on?
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>>141258 Bray said he had an important announcement, and nothing really happened besides this.
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Oh my god, when will Stephanie "philanthropy is the future of marketing" McMahon and co. ever stop patronizing us with this fucking shit. Also ooga booga niggers are literally sub-human. I wish they'd all just fucking die already
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Bray segment for those who missed it
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Finally a decent fucking match is the main event
What will WWE Champion Kofi Kingston have to say in an exclusive interview following Kevin Owens’ shocking betrayal? >WWE Champion Kofi Kingston felt the brunt of Kevin Owens’ scorn when KO turned on both Kingston and Xavier Woods last Tuesday night. Owens’ brief tenure as honorary New Day member “Big O” ended unceremoniously when KO attacked both Kingston and Woods, making it clear that his intentions were to take Kingston’s WWE Title. >What will Kingston have to say as he gives his first exclusive interview since Owens’ betrayal? Find out tonight on SmackDown LIVE. Stone Cold and Booley to square off for the first time ever in WWE >Stone Cold will face one of the toughest challenges of her entire career when she defends both the Raw and SmackDown Women’s Championships at WWE Money in the Bank against Lacey Evans and Charlotte Flair respectively. However, “Becky Two Belts” will have an even more pressing challenge as she faces off against Booley on the blue brand for the first time ever in WWE tonight. >Will Lynch be able to focus her attention on The Hugger with such a daunting task approaching at WWE Money in the Bank? Or will Booley be able to get the most monumental victory of her SmackDown LIVE tenure thus far by knocking the champ-champ down a peg? Which SmackDown LIVE Superstars will compete in the Men’s and Women’s Money in the Bank Ladder Matches? >After Monday night’s Raw revealed which Team Red Superstars will be in both the Men’s and Women’s Money in the Bank Ladder Matches, the blue brand will round out both lineups tonight. >On the men's side from Raw, Braun Strowman, Ricochet, Drew McIntyre and Baron Corbin will enter the fray. Raw's entries in the Women's Ladder Match include Naomi, Natalya, Alexa Bliss and Dana Brooke. >Which blue brand Superstars will join them and get the chance to climb the ladder and reach for a guaranteed championship opportunity? How will Roman Reigns deal with Shane McMahon & Elias? >Last Tuesday, Roman Reigns thought he was heading into a fight with Shane McMahon, who was seeking payback for The [LOUD LEUKEMIA]’s Superman Punch on his father, Mr. McMahon. What Reigns walked into was a 2-on-1 ambush by Shane-O-Mac and Elias. >Riding high after leaving The [LOUD LEUKEMIA] down, Elias issued a challenge to Reigns for WWE Money in the Bank. Though he was still reeling from the attack, Reigns did not hesitate to accept. As May 19 draws near, what will happen between Reigns and his rivals?
Booley btfo
>>141263 Abby a cute
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>>141290 PUNISH BOOLEY although there is a very slight chance she could get a win due to interference
fuck booleyfag fuck soyboys
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>it's over >forgot it was even on
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#AhhYezzir
Goldberg returning for the next Saudi event
>>141307 Who the fuck is Jon Moxley?
>>141315 >Being this fucking new and a total wwe only fag Jon Moxley was the name Dean went under before he was in WWE.
Just saw this, terrible, crowd is dead as fuck and the promos between the two felt really generic, didn't make me care at all. It doesn't even resemble WWE anymore or how they used to be, dare I say it, feels like some lowly indy shit.
>>141316 You've got it twisted anon, I stopped paying attention to WWE around 2004. I don't know shit about all these post-Attitude era wrestlers, Dean Ambrose included.
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>>141307 Get hyped
>>141317 You're right, even watching without sound the "WWE feeling" or atmosphere or whatever you want to call it is completely gone. It resembles post-Hogan TNA from around 2011 - 2014. Where everyone in it makes things out to be a big deal, but you know just as well as they do they're not making the best wrestling in the world.
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>>141321 Moxley looks like a discount Cerrone
>>141317 >implying that it's lowly indy shit while the crowd is uninterested because of WWE's writers/Vince and Co. and not the fact that these 2 are vanilla midgets that only "workrate"-marks care about who never drew a dime The state of NJPWeeb marks.
>>141460 Aside from maybe Brock and Cena nobody really draws in the ratings anymore. AJ Styles has been top on merch since his first year. Also irony is real with Nashposting about AJ and Seth since Nash likes both of them.


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