Smorning.

>>262577 >wikifeet >>262578 smorning lad

>>262579 there's also boobpedia

>>262575 Luv Greggs me

>>262580 based >>262581 want to go to greggs one day tbh

Autistic boy denied Thorpe Park access pass because 'he wasn't disabled enough', raging mum claims https://www.gbnews.uk/news/autistic-boy-denied-thorpe-park-access-pass-because-he-wasnt-disabled-enough-raging-mum-claims/308382 fess up lads which one of you was this

>>262583 keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek literally me 30 years ago

>>262581 >>262582 https://youtu.be/NeJyK8-yjlo

>>262585 there's so much chemistry between these two- they're basically the same person, only one is male and the other female, and they presumably copulate regularly

>>262584 keeeksmh poor lad >>262585 looks like a pretty standard selection tbh there's a bakery up by my dad's house that used to do a really really nice pie tbh steak and bacon with an egg on top then a slice of tomato and then finally covered with cheese with no crust on top was fantastic but they don't make it any more smdh

thorpe park was a weird water park built in an old qaurry that wasn't really worth going to for a long time but then it became a theme park with rollercoasters and it was a trend to go there

>>262588 weird how lad?

>>262589 well, it's weird that an australian would know about it for one

>>262590 i'm english lad i lived in dorset until about twelve or so always used to see ads on tv for thorpe park and alton towers

>lived in dorset errrrm

>>262592 yes

>>262593 where

>>262594 bradford abbas

If one is conscientious, it's not too hard to put together a meaningful and interesting life. Finding fulfillment is indeed more difficult, but that's part of the goal of the meaningful component. The really significant difficulty is in watching normalfags constantly shirking the responsibilities which they ought to be honouring. So much indulgence, so very little self-sacrifice. As if truth means nothing and everything in their world is based on their interactions with others. How many minutes of reinforcing, 'validating' interactions with others does one need in a week? Is it wise to develop such interest in the various props with which one uses to entertain oneself? The normong chronically, positively answers in the easiest way possible to such questions, there is no element of putting aside his pleasures in order to fulfill the available and entirely indispensable duty of advancing the truth. So those who mix in easy lies will rise for a time as a compromise, the NPCs who choose the easiest way will be dominated by them, but not for ever, because, after a time, the purer elements will rise up carried by those loyal to them. These last will surpass all others, ushering a final, golden age. The path ahead is not obvious though it remains visible if only somewhat dimly.

>>262585 I'll be honest Greggs is mediocre at best

>>262596 tbh >>262597 the fate of all franchise chains smh

>If one is conscientious, it's not too hard to put together a meaningful and interesting life. Finding fulfillment is indeed more difficult, but that's part of the goal of the mea..... good post lad, enjoy philosophy myself too *drives lotus carlton to thorpe park to engage wogs*

>>262596 It's easy to be a saint in isolation, and it's easy to be a sinner in a crowd. Social activity is not generally of a hedonistic nature, it is meaningful in the sharing of joy and ideas, it's just more tiring for some of us. Lies can be justified by the insecure not wanting to divulge the details of their personal lives on a whim. Sincere honesty even at risk of insult is commendable but difficult for those lacking in confidence.

Matthew 7:3 1-4 Judge not, that ye be not judged. For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again. And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye? Or how wilt thou say to thy brother, Let me pull out the mote out of thine eye; and, behold, a beam is in thine own eye?

so stunning so brave

So that Depp-Heard trial is over and I was reading through the summary on Wiki. Seems so obvious that all these mental disorders (and manifestations of the same) are just modern equivalents of enchantments and rituals performed by the wizards of psychology or psychiatry. Each side tried to "win" the reverse prize of most victimised with its array of such magic. What a joke, one doesn't expect much from actors but this was exceptionally pathetic.

>>262600 depends on the crowd tbh moral people can keep each other moral while isolated people sin through lack of accountability >>262603 symptom of the modern age tbh it's all victim worship slightly less offensive in a courtroom since the objective is to find out who did wrong and who was wronged but still smh at the theatrics necessary when it should be based on facts only

in a better society johnny depp could have simply beaten amber heard and that would be the end of it

>>262603 In modernity it is deeply attractive to be diagnosed with a mental disorder, for one's flaws then become somewhat beyond personal control. It was not me, but a disease of the mind. Responsibility for self is abdicated in favour of becoming openly weak and pitiable, less than a full man.

>>262595 cringe..

>>262600 The bad lies are the ones that people tell about the society which is in bad shape, but they are pretending otherwise to keep the party going. Personal truths or lies arent nearly as significant.

>>262610 nah just kiddin thats probably the best part of dorshit

>>262609 fair enough

shlap women with an open hand

slapping women is cringe punching on the other hand...

smh all this victim worship is just another satanic inversion >>262611 thanks lad where are you? >>262613 tbh could have all been avoided with some disciplining

>>262605 Yes. Actors have a penchant for drama and technology is to blame for the way it's amplified.

>>262613 I learned this at a young age. I was on a bouncy castle and kicked a lass right in the fud tbh. She keeled over and sobbed and said nothing to me again, thank God.

keeek

watching an educational video about the dangers of pressure differentials whilst diving

had a wank

>>262620 as per, filter this flag cunt

>>262619 Pressure differentials are no joke. When I was younger I dove in a fairly deep area too fast, had a terrible skull crushing pain, got a nosebleed and almost lost consciousness

>>262620 smh >>262622 wew how deep did you go?

*summons wessie*

>>262623 idk probably only 15m or so that time, just went too fast

>>262619 Read that as driving tbh, and had a vision of nutjob auslads driving in the outback in rocket cars.

Actually I was young, 15m is probably too high. More like 8m or so

I remember getting near the bottom of the deep end when I was a lad and not liking it tbh.

>>262626 yeah that's an extra one and a half atmospheres of pressure tbh suddenly going that deep probably isn't great >>262627 keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek if only >>262628 still almost an extra atmosphere of pressure tbh water gets heavy fast

>>262629 remember almost drowning twice when i was young smh

>>262632 justice is a popularity contest tbh you can be dead to rights guilty but if the court of popular opinion finds you innocent you've got a good chance of getting away with things it's only impartial when nobody cares about it

>>262632 there's probably some truth to that

>>262635 based good lad

>>262638 ugly slag

>>262637 based

>>262641 lol..

wish i was a supervillain

thanks for reminding me about that lass just downloaded her onlyfans vids for free hehe

>>262643 tbh just want to fire a moon laser at israel and every major western city

ok, no more wanking today..

>>262647 set a limit at once per day >>262648 >shitty ragecomic "meme" this must be b*ns

>>262648 Except the w*man always sides with the Jew even if you try to explain why modernity is cancer and she should be based and trad and also loathe and distrust red sea pedestrians.

Trooping the Colour on BBC 1

>>262651 are they going to whip out a nonce flag like they did at the proms

>>262652 Likely not, but Obama is on talking about her for some reason

without her make up on she reminds me of someone but i cant figure out who this is going to bug me all day smh

Irish guards walking their doggy now

>>262649 good memi map tbh it's unironically mostly correct explain how the centre point of evropa is budapest and not vienna though (not accusatory tbh please explain)

The soldiers have all arrived now

>>262658 telegraph livestream is just showing the horse guards standing around smh

>This is the state of anti polface memes also, why do they call it chud?

>>262659 Pembs pls go.

>>262657 >explain how the centre point of evropa is budapest and not vienna though it doesn't necessarily mean the center point, that's just where the center of their divide is. in Hungary makes sense because Hungary is a very heterogeneous country, I don't think 'Hungarians' have a distinct look to them. some look Aryan, some look Slav, some look gypsy... modern Germany is the center of Europe imo

>>262660 They have like three hours of soldiers talking about being a member of a household division before they actually start the banter

I've been told I stare at people. I don't care.

watching it again https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5f7z95oAujM

Cute tbh

>>262661 because we live underground and eat people lad >>262663 yeah that's true tbh austria and hungary are closely linked anyway plus the sheer number of languages spoken in austria-hungary was ridiculous smh it really was the centre where everything came together >modern Germany is the center of Europe imo tbh wish it wasn't though smh a bit too far north-west for my tastes >>262666 keeeeeeeeek ai has gotten scarily good tbqh

sex sex pussy pussy

fresh britlad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbXL_QNSUVE

>>262670 >tbh wish it wasn't though smh a bit too far north-west for my tastes eh I guess Czechia is the actual center and I'm just biased. did another one of those map-line-things with Prague and it did seem more on point remember when Blumpf did a cringe speech in Poland, he said "Poland is the geographical center of Europe" and all of the Poles were cooming their pants. imagine that, the American President coming to Poland and praising them as central- not eastern- Europeans. it's the Polish dream come true

My head is sore tbh

>>262672 yikes...

Deez niggaz got DRIP!

>>262668 choon that >>262673 >Czechia is the actual center politically irrelevant though >Blumpf did a cringe speech in Poland, he said "Poland is the geographical center of Europe" and all of the Poles were cooming their pants keeeeeeek tell the people what they want to hear luv poles who stay in poland tbh they're decent >>262674 smh rip lad

>>262678 My neighbours are Poles who fuck off to their house over there all the time

>>262679 they should stay there

someone link the trooping when they actually do the marching up and down the square and play some choons tbh

>>262681 I think it's about to begin, the horsies are marching to salute are majesty

>>262681 tbh too much standing around smh this is the 21st century get to the point immediately or i will switch to a different tab

always feels a bit dishonest referring to someone as his or her "majesty" who isn't eight feet tall and radiating some powerful unearthly aura tbh i will come out and say it: the queen is quite ordinary

>>262685 cringe take tbh

>>262686 she could at least wear some shining golden pauldrons and carry a flaming sword or something

the monarchy has mountains of wealth but they are dedicating none of it towards being seen as larger-than-life figures smh this is why republican sentiment is growing

>less than 3000 total lads involved including the bandsmen and cavalry etc all a bit pitiful really smh that's like two minutes of a russian march past >>262685 liz windsor shouldn't be a queen tbh implicated with the globalniggers, epstein, longest "reigning" monarch yet has done absolutely nothing to protect britain etc etc

>>262689 err lad, the people coming here are her subjects just as much as you :^)

some good choons at least

Tbh I am raging a little inside that wagies are on holiday because of this sham. They are intruding on my neetdom.

>>262689 tbh i hate her and her family honestly her lack of care sours my view of monarchy as a whole but i try not to think about it literal fucking spineless zogslave smh would gladly behead her myself put are tilly on the throne >all a bit pitiful really smh that's like two minutes of a russian march past smdh

>>262692 just remind them that they have to go back to toil and you don't

all of that empty space that should be full of soldiers londonistan should be shut down so they can all march around the BIG roads and put on a day long show

I'm reaching new levels of hatred for East Asian Americans. They are such obnoxious cunts. Jewish Americans are less cuntish.

>>262695 lol where the fuck are they?

>>262632 Probably true in general but using Weinstein and Depp as your examples is retarded.

my ideal form of government is sovereign citizen style micro-monarchies forming LOCAL confederacies as voluntary nation-states because everybody is a 120+ iq human being who understands the consequences of their actions and how it affects everybody around themselves obviously that isn't possible in the real world and "people" need to be corralled like cattle and have all forms of danger or self-harm safely put out of reach i hate them so much >>262696 good lad you should hate all mixed-race "people" >Jewish Americans are less cuntish. bad lad smh don't grade evils none of them are human >>262698 tbh

>>262697 Horse Guards Parade, Macclesfield St, London

>>262700 i mean the soldiers keek

should clarify that not everybody is a king perhaps one out of every hundred or thousand small enough that everyone's voice can be heard but with the cream of the crop at the top

>>262701 non-existent because we "can't afford" a proper army

>>262701 >>262703 cut funding to the nhs for 24 hours and hire a mercenary army big enough to mog the entire continent

>>262703 was looking at the forces tv yt channel vids the other day and theres so many fucking shills in their wanting war with russia delusional

>>262699 >micro-monarchies Speaking of which, I got fascinated by Lesotho recently, interesting that they and Swaziland kept their monarchies and continue to exist.

>>262707 looks comfy tbh ngl

for me it's a minarchy and elective monarchy with a tripartite government consisting of a king for military duties (defence of the land), a PM type for national civil duties (infrastructure) and a guy with a really big hat, maybe an archbishop or high drvid to do the religious and cultural guidelines stuff they only handle the BIG things and everything else is done for and by LOCALs

also everyone is armed, no exceptions and any furriner that breaks the law does slave labour until they pay off their debt to society and then they are kicked out

the governments only purpose should be to assign wives (minimum of 3) to NEETs

>Nazi's burn their enemies into ash >Their enemy is the ASHkeNAZI Jews Come the fuck on

>>262710 >also everyone is armed, no exceptions uh based

>>262698 why? they were both headline stories in the media for months. what other examples would you use? the Weinstein case is an extreme example- the claim was that him and the whore had a relationship for years, having consensual sex many times, but that one time in the middle of that, Weinstein raped the girl. she didn't complain about it at the time, only years later, and continued having consensual sex with him during those years. he was found guilty and sentenced to over 20 years prison with that as precedent, basically any man that is or has been in a relationship with a woman can be accused of rape without evidence (despite many consensual sexual encounters before and after the rape) and sent to prison for decades. the actual facts of the case are beyond absurd, and ultimately Weinstein was convicted for being a disgusting, fat slob. the jury was shown a picture of his naked body meanwhile in the Depp case, Depp is accused of domestic violence in the post-Weinstein "believe all women" climate, and somehow manages to get Heard found guilty on all counts of defamation for lying about him being an abuser. defamation is very difficult to prove, particularly in the US where restrictions on speech are taboo unless they launder the censorship using the tyranno-libertarian "private company" loophole. this was only possible because Depp is a very charismatic person that is well-liked, whereas Heard is a psychotic bed-pooper that even many feminists will gladly throw under the bus you seem to be missing the point

>>262707 honestly pretty based doesn't matter how small your territory is tbh if you can keep yourself self-sufficient enough and self-contained enough you can survive any furrin occupation simply by saying "let me rule them for you" eventually it ends and you become independent again simply because bigger things break apart faster than smaller things >>262709 >>262710 yeah i'm thinking that's based >>262711 polygamy is cringe lad if you have three wives your children only have ⅓ a father they'd basically be raised by a single mother (which we all know is a death sentence)

Jubilee? More like JEWbilee

>>262716 the west has fallen... >>262717 but what if they're sons?

just saw a pothole filled with a puddle of water on the parade ground too the utter state

>>262718 keeeeek how will they ever recover >>262720 smh it's over they're fucking done

BRVTVNNVA has fallen...

>>262711 Yes, we should be breeding, it should be our job to breed.

>>262721 victorians wouldn't have stood for this they'd have had squaddies filling everything in weeks beforehand and they'd keep the height restrictions on certain units corporal midget here might even be a fucking woman

meanwhile, in Chilay

>>262725 now this is kino

wonder what Steiner has to say about these based Aryan Spics goosestepping in stahlhelms

no wait I saw a woman in the ranks never mind

>>262724 tbh tbh tbh no fucking standards any more the parade ground is a shambles smh and the lines of men are like a mexican wave smdh marching on a parade ground is an entirely different beast from real soldiering smh the boast of parades is from the example of uniform discipline we all know crafty bastards of all shapes and sizes are needed in war but the advantage is being able to field both (and we all know which one looks better) they're supposed to be a uniform mass smh not like there's a shortage of competent 6' soldiers they could grab just lazy except it's not even laziness smh we all know it's deliberate sabotage >>262725 >>262727 >>262729 aaaaauuughhhhh the west has fallen

>>262732 good lads tbh don't mind women and wogs in certain military jobs but they have to be properly segregated

>>262732 >perfectly synchronised steps

>>262730 still can't figure out if un homme qui dort is intentionally similar to un homme qui dorset or if that's just a coincidence

>>262735 its the name of the film...

>>262736 you can't claim to speak on the behalf of the director lad maybe he made it just for you maybe the fillum was always un homme qui dor(se)t we may never know

>>262733 yeah I assume they would be treating the wounded in field hospitals or something, and they just give them rifles for the parade. unpozzed free Juche nation would know better than to throw wombs into battle >>262734 this video of the chinese is the most impressive of all. they even create crazy optical illusions with the white uniforms blending together. and the lasses look peng with the short skirts and high boots out of all the potential happenings that could happen, the absolute best timeline is one where the USA goes to war with China and gets utterly BTFO

>>262738 >lasses (imperium) look peng. That's all the main characters other than Wessex, Steiner and 22 imperium pilled now.

>>262742 KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

>>262743 >starting

>>262712 Holy shit lad you cracked the code

>>262742 kek

>helicopters fucking around while the parade is on and buzzing over the music etc >they couldn't even do a proper no fly zone >there is going to be a fly past anyway later

broken britain

>random cunt breaks formation and walks into the middle of the road to take some photo shoot pics of the horse guards for fucks sake

>>262742 cannot stop fucking laughing at this

>>262741 smh I have spanish flu, not yellow fever. women goose stepping for their anti-NWO country is the most flattering possible light, watch the video and you will see what I mean the russian chicks look good too

>>262742 Nigel said up the RA, so that means Ireland must be givernee by the EU Impeccable logic

well not really goose stepping that was just the chileans but you get the idea, marching

>>262752 kino wonder how many got sent to ukraine smh

>>262738 >that absolute uniformity with everybody's legs moving in total synchronicity >that bit where they march with bayonets forwards and none of them show even the slightest trace of fear because they all know every man behind them will be marching at the exact same pace so there's no danger >the lasses wearing pink with the white berets don't get me wrong lads i hate the chinks but i'm starting to love the chinks >>262742 which one's the ra lads i honestly don't pay much attention to ireland at all

>>262752 Some cute central Asians in there for u lad. >>262756 Steiner has also shown weakness for imperium in the past.

Are you the Terry Berry who wrote "Review of Afrotropical Cryptopimpla Taschenberg. Academia always sends me these emails

>>262742 keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek taigs btfo

>>262757 many have tbh they're a powerful foe it is natural to desire the strong horse

>>262745 Well yeah, i used to think he was wise and humble, but I think that was just an act He’s actually self obsessed and arrogant

>>262762 It's just a general term for irish republicanism

Matthew 25:32 reminder that jesus loves wignats

>>262762 the RA is short for Rangers, whose support mainly comes from prods

Do IRA supporters actually say “up the rah” like Nige did? I’ve never heard that before

>>262762 I think its an abbreviation of “IRA”, which is itself an abbreviation A prank caller shortened it to “RA” to trick are nig in to saying it

>irish culture >jayhawking >hoolihan >boo-galoo,etc. >names like crimnal literally all just by-words for cut throat raiders and thieves

>>262766 yes

>>262768 t. irish

>>262764 the Bible talks constantly about God dividing the nations and giving them distinct traits, that's why the ultimate battles in medieval times were between a coalition of allied Christian nations vs 1 or 2 monolithic Muslim blob states

>>262763 >>262765 see now i'm confused smh when i see 'RA i immediately fill in the blank with the most famous *RA organisation which is the IRA but then if the RA is prot that means they're on the other side so who the fuck is it? >>262764 based tbh always knew he did luv are jesus tbh ngl >>262767 smh

>>262770 >diaspora >conquers 2 entire continents and slaughters hundreds of millions of shitskins >builds Sydney chicago and other metropolises >normal irish >complain about muh oppression CHOOSE THE UPWARD PATH

>>262773 Dorset was muddying the waters I suspect. Up the RA is quite a common phrase.

>>262773 Yes, "Up the RA" is a chant for the Scottish football club called The Rangers in Glasgow, RA being short for Rangers, and many of their supporters are Protestants in Glasgow and Northern Ireland, they have a rivalry with Celtic who are Taigs

>>262773 It looks like “up the ra” is an expression some irish nationalists use, but most people - including are nig - don’t know of it https://www.irishtimes.com/culture/tv-radio-web/up-the-ra-nigel-farage-duped-into-using-republican-slogan-in-birthday-video-message-1.4698180

I’m glad we can all agree Dorshit is a little annoying cunt tbh

Nige thought it was the Royal Academy.

>>262775 >>262776 >>262777

cannons about to go boom

Starting to understand why a lot of the auditors and nonce hunters on youtube come from the south west.

>>262783 yeah? whats the reason?

>>262784 They’re looking for (You)

i am not a nonce, objectively, unlike 22st

>>262786 > i am not a nonce That’s what all the nonces say

>>262788 This is ng the saddest obsession I've seen on here.

>>262789 *shrugs*

sick of this malarkey https://poal.me/rltuei please lads the ireland situation is very confusing to me >>262788 cor not a fan of the tattoos though >>262791 tbh lad

she is sexier with the tats

>six whole cannons firing one at a time oo err don't break the bank liz

>>262788 wtf she looks so much like AndreaWhisperingASMR, one of my favorite Spanish ASMR chicks >>262792 "up the 'ra" sounds like a pro-IRA slogan to me, and Nigel saying it like that comes off as mocking Irish nationalists as terroristic savages. not gonna vote on the poal so put +1 in that camp

they look nothing alike she is a pure celtic goddess not a filthy wop

>face blindness yet another piece of evidence for spictism

>>262795 aaaauughh it's so ambiguous

>>262798 lad can you not tell i was joking keeeeeeek

keeeek they look so disgusted and shocked the one day of the year where they have to look upon the mutt masses of the crapital city

>>262796 she's a tattooed onlyfans whore, Andrea is a Visigothic-Celtiberian princess >>262797 there are differences obviously but there is definitely a lot of resemblance. similar hair color/style, skin tone, eyes, face shape, mouth

asmr freaks are worse than onlyfans lasses

>>262799 sorry for trusting you lad i'll never do it again

checked her instagram and she's actually doing some footposting. enough instances that I don't think it's incidental

congratulations, your posts are worse than mine

>>262806 we are both good posters

hand still hurts smh really messed it up tbh got little bruises all over my knuckles but my hand hurts whenever i pick up anything heavier than a mug of tea might have sprained something smh >>262804 it's 1066 all over again smdh man the flak cannons lad >>262805 duh she's obviously baiting coomers

Why did that Serbia holiday lad cancel his Serbia holiday?

>>262807 well if youre going to be like this look up a lass called cherryapricots and tell me what you think about her feet

>>262809 lack of adventurous spirit

>>262808 >duh she's obviously baiting coomers I'm surprised, she doesn't come off that way in the ASMR videos. wasn't expecting a bikini butt vid under the guise of some poolside necklace inspection >>262810 this is all I could find conveniently, looks nice. but you'd have to spoonfeed me any more, I should have cleaned my teeth and went to bed an hour ago. you're on the onlyfans thots now hmm, somebody discovered https://forum.thotsbay.com/ ?

>>262812 would you suck on them toes, lad?

>>262813 can't really see 'em, but sure, girl is cute, soles are nice, like the rosy heels gotta go teeth

freak

>Dorshit ruining the thread with thot posting Should be banned ngl

>>262816 you can just... filter me

>>262742 Isn't it an inversion of up the IRA, i.e. up the Royal Army? Don't think the ' is neccesery. In fact, don't think I've ever heard taig dafties call the IRA "the RA".

KEEEEK

>>262820 Confirm or deny my asoooomptions you bully nigger.

a lot of you lads are proper fucking stupid

>>262812 >I'm surprised she's a woman

>>262819 Taigs say up "up the 'RA" all the time lad, it means IRA. Nigel was clearly indulging in a spot of tongue in cheek banter.

Big fat arses FARTING

It's really not surprising that the cosmopolitan crowd out of dublin would want to destroy that line of thinking as fast as possible. God forbid the Irish realise they spent 500 years resisting external rule just to accept another gang actively replacing them.

>>262827 BRITS OUT PAKIS IN

>>262828 from what I've seen it's mostly Nigerians.

https://youtu.be/j-bGJDGy_Vg Retrospective

nini

>>262818 >this thread Since Dorshit wrecked it

>>262833 you think this is me wreckign the thread? i can be 10 times worse

>>262825 >Nigel was clearly indulging in a spot of tongue in cheek banter. He was tricked in to saying it, not knowing what it meant

>>262835 HE WENT TOO FAR SAID "UP THE 'RA" BUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTERRRRR!!

>>262836 ᴛʙʜ ᴛʙʜ

>>262836 IT WAS A MISTAKE, HE JUST GOT TRICKED!!!

Did anyone post the other video of the incel in america pepper spraying thots?

>>262839 Terrible, the suffering we men must put up with

>go to tardtoil appointment as directed to by email and text >office closed fucking lazy email senders can't even be bothered to stop their automated routines

https://aviability.com/flight-status/status-ak528-airasia Status: Planned hmmm

diplomacy

>>262843 Off to groom some seamonkeys?

>>262845 Vietnam is entirely free for the unvaxxed lad

It hurts when I squeal

>>262772 very inspiring indeed. one must always remember how, in the absolute immenseness of the cosmos, it is only here that there is a planet, where there is life, and among that life, there is only one people who have the potential for greatness, and we number among that people, in a time where greatness is needed more than ever

>>262848 based

I'd like to teach the world to poo and post some feed and sneed

i am called aaron the noble

>got an interview for a job that pays 75-90k, fully wfh and equity I'm going to nail it boys

>>262852 what's the job lass?

>>262853 devops eng for a medium sized company

lost a full tinny whilst i was doing my laundry smdh put it down somewhere and now i can't find it reward offered: one (You) and you don't even have to retvrn the tinny just want to know it's doing okay tbh it's a big world out there smh lot of unscrupulous people >>262842 reminded me i still have the bennies thing i was supposed to do yesterday >>262852 hope you get it lad you deserve success

>>262855 you put it down next to your bed while you were scooping up clothes

>relatives are over great that's not tiresome at all

buttocks of glass see through ass squeamish gas

>>262742 >Nigel what exactly did you mean when you said "Happy birthday to Sneed and a merry sussy chungus amogus"? >You don't have a clue do you?

>>262855 Cheers mate, best of luck to you as well.

>>262856 had a look around and it's nowhere to be found did find the last two slices of tonight's pizza that i forgot about though so thanks lad >>262857 smh rip lad >>262860 thanks lad

poor lost tinny

>>262862 lest we forget

what was that term for people secretly living in homes unnoticed by the occupiers and stealing their groceries etc

>>262864 gnomes or boggarts

>>262864 filipinos

>>262864 jews

>>262864 NEETs

video game idea: you are a mostly-full tinny with newly-gained sapience in a world where magic has suddenly awakened and alcohol gives magic powers the half-cut mage mafia are coming for you to either devour your power or eliminate the competition small focussed open world in the style of postal 2 >>262864 me i'm in your walls it's nothing personal lad it's just business drop more crumbs though if you would a man's gotta eat

>>262864 It's called sleep walking obese person

>>262864 Borrowers

Do you understand me now? This wasn't a 80% scudded can which had been used as an ashtray. This was a just-opened tinny. It is somewhere in this building still frothing and I. Will. Find it.

>>262872 keek

>>262872 keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek

>>262875 he's immune because he's qui gon jin and also publicly anti-gun luv him in fillums, 'ate him as a person

>>262875 Apparently he was a teacher at one point and battered a student who pulled a knoif on him Also, I think the nog raped his sister?

https://youtu.be/C6gF0KU1k1s Well Hallo there Steiner

I hate

keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek

>>262881 honestly they need to stop trying to say words

>>262883 w*men need less self-esteem tbh they need to be told that they're ugly and they need to be told often

>>262883 They need to be executed like animals.

I wish I was like 22st tbh

>>262886 t. 22st

i scream when i shit

>bbk having a schizophrenic episode >forgetting to hop IPs to talk to himself

>>262889 It's ok, we're all supportive of each other.

is the platty joob still happening? the queen finished patting herself on the back for doing fuck all yet?

>>262891 yea, probably, big neeetdo

>>262891 breaking her coronation oath epic style

>>262839 Like in that korean film parasite? That’s a real thing?

>>262895 act like hoe get treated like a hoe.

considering a 3rd strawberry cornetto

>>262897 good weather for ice cream tbh

considering a 4th strawberry cornetto

>>262899 keeeek exercise some self restraint wessie. Supposed to be nice and sunny tomorrow too, save it for then

considering a 5th strawberry cornetto

>>262901 reminding me of my 99 flake box binges

5 strawberry cornettos = 110g of sugar

considering the fact that all the cornettos I've been considering are in the freezer uneaten

>>262904 very convenient lad... not sus at all...

>>262903 good thing I definitely didn't eat 600 calories of cornettos in the space of half an hour then

FRESH MORGOTH What Is To Be Done? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojMFyqoBdWA

It's like a car crash in slow motion you can't help but watch him gorge himself in both horror and morbid curiosity.

>>262908 keekesmh almost time to put a pineapple ham and anchovies pizza in the oven

>>262896 but thats not what the meme is about lol >>262906 keek

>>262910 whatever hoe

>>262913 desperately wishing to live on a tropical island with an orangutan and no net access

FRESH MORGOTH no tengo dinnero https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sy2MqQ_uNIY

>>262915 keek lad

Midwhich Cuckoos remade with black cast Ironically, the story is about an alien race implanting their offspring England to take it over

woke up at 5

>>262919 Good lad

>all that anti monarchy posting earlier >lads not knowing what up the RA means

>>262922 You can respect the institution of monarchy whilst realising the current royals are crap tbh

>>262903 So THAT'S what I need to be eating, damn.

what if there are moose philosophers, but they can't share their knowledge and insights because they can't talk

>>262919 good lad been awake since midnight last night and i think i fell asleep in my chair for a few hours smdh need to do shite today tbh not fall asleep being awake for 27 hours isn't an excuse >>262922 the current crop are degenerate traitors lad the monarchy needs to be refreshed >>lads not knowing what up the RA means >lads not telling me what it means spill the fucking beans then lass don't act like a smug cunt

>>262923 the excuse of loads of anti monarchists at everytime in history tbh

how can someone be british and not know what up the ra means, they even made a song about it

i will ask my northern irish ex gf what up the ra means

>>262928 throughout my entire life nobody has ever ever spoken about the ireland situation lad it's been some dirty little secret that i've had to find out about by myself people just don't talk about it i didn't even find out that eire was independent until i was in my twenties was a shock i'll tell you that

>>262930 >i didn't even find out that eire was independent until i was in my twenties

>>262926 Its literally just pro IRA slang tbh whenever we say "up the X" or "uppa X" over here it means we support X tbh

>>262931 smh really really really want to pin this one on ignorance tbh hope he's not some coward who thinks that an independent ireland is a desirable situation >>262932 nobody every fucking told me lad how was i supposed to know? the idea of an independent ireland was as ludicrous to me as an independent wales or scotland of course they aren't because they just aren't tbh it's natural >>262933 yeah i know that now

>262933 >over here

>united kingdom >kingdom isn't united wtf >>262935 it's okay to be irish lad they're nice people

>>262935 It's me tbh

>>262937 good lad >>262938 keeeeeeeeek

>>262938 any nationality but anglo posting on /brit/

up the ra confirmed for pro-taig sentiment

it's settled, then are nige is in fact an irish nationalist

https://youtu.be/FJlvj87P4q0 Obnoxoius Oriental American foid

>>262943 is this just more seethebait from some comfy officejob female bragging about how easy her life is won't watch it

>>262941 smh wonder why dorset kept lying to me tbh will have to have stern words with that lad >>262942 natural evolution from his chungus days tbh

>>262927 They were right, then

>>262938 Get him lad

>>262943 KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK its like foid teaching methods just being extended to real life "Teehee heres this special acronym we've made up you follow this and you can be a barbie lawyer just like me", women turning the entire world into their little playground.

>>262948 foids should be lobotomised at birth and divvied out according to basedness

>>262949 reminder that the head of global freemasonry is the duke of kent as well

anti monarchists are poofs tbh, what do you expect him to do be le based fashy prince, the monarchy would be dead by the next day

FRESH JEW VS JEW https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLApB_V5JWQ

>>262952 > what do you expect him to do be le based fashy prince, the monarchy would be dead by the next day Why should we stand for monarchy on principle, when the monarch himself has no principles? That’s just stupid

>>262952 tbh tbf

>check the thread >this thread

>>262952 maybe the monarchy is already dead then

>>262952 >anti-monarchists are poofs Actually poofs love the monarchy, especially gay icon little georgie windsor

>>262954 >when the monarch himself has no principles? just ignoring the part where I said they'd be removed in a day if they did anything, the monarchy represent 1000 years of british history and duty, to be against them is to be a liberal faggot who wants some elected head of state like a president, such a shite gay system, the monarchy itself existing stands as a symbol against liberalism by virtue of succession being based on blood and the divine right to rule.

>>262949 tbh and fuck charles specifically tbh in interviews from decades ago he's candidly spoken that he knows exactly what's happening and he happily adds to it >>262952 he could do nothing society is for gone enough that even just not speaking in support of globohomo can be a revolutionary act he prefers to take the easy way out though to ensure that there'll still be a throne for himself when he's 102 ruling over a niggerfied hellscape isn't an issue as long as he rules hope he dies of something embarrassing >>262954 tbqh it's a two-way agreement

>saxe-coburg-gothas >divine right to rule britain

>>262960 tbh

>>262959 > they'd be removed in a day if they did anything That’s the point lad, he stands for NOTHING except globohomo and white replacement