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I found this on >>>/c/2286 the other day. Thoughts?

FUCKING GAMERGAYS! how you doing?

>>65614 I'm alright, about to play DMC5 for the anniversary.

ALERT AIR MAN HAS ENTERED THIS THREAD

>>65614 Tired.

>>65614 Every day since I had to get my last dog put down has been an empty anxious void. I'm past the initial mourning stages but everything since then has just felt like there's something missing. My routines with him are all gone. My last irl friend is gone. Sometimes I feel like I'm on the edge of a breakdown without him now. All this after having to put down my previous down who was only 6 years old.

>>65614 I started my quest to get huge. I need to slim down before I look like Mark.

>>65618 If it's any consolation, your dog probably died thinking of you before joining the empty abyss.

>>65614 I made coffee but it was too hot and i burned my tongue, so im gonna post this shitty soundless webm of a tranny getting his shit kicked out to feel better.

>>65620 >empty abyss That's not a consoling thought.

>>65619 >I need to slim down before I look like Mark. Too late anon, you're already fat.

>>65623 SHUT UP, I GOTTA GET RID OF THOSE LOVE HANDLES, AND YOU SHOULD TOO.

Are you niggers ready for asian Spike Spiegel?

>>65625 >inb4 ed is replaced by a nigglet BOY

>>65625 Spike was already asian. The problem is he was based on a japanese man but this is a korean dude who's way too old on top of that.

>>65627 >leftists think all asians are the same race

>>65614 >>65619 >>65623 Fat fucks are disgusting. I'm around the middle of perfect weight range myself but I'm stupidly hungry all the time lately and I don't have a clue why. For my standards I ate a big breakfast, reasonably big dinner, a few fruits, and now I'm feeling like eating a lil' something again while sort of having a simultaneous feeling I maybe ate too much.

>>65628 The legitimately do. The failed Hellboy reboot movie replaced a japanese man with a korean actor. The character never even meets Hellboy in the comics so he wasn't even supposed to be there.

>>65629 Drink more coffee, it helps ease your hunger.

>>65625 There's worse. I mean it's bad, but it still beats nigress hooker Starfire.

>>65628 I recall Spike being a japanese and jew happa. Seems Reeves missed the boat on this one after expressing desire to play as him before.

is the Dante dlc worth $10?

>>65633 >that pic Wasnt keanu a legit aspie?

>>65634 No DLC is ever worth more than 5 bucks

>>65633 I think he's too old for the martial arts part of the role.

>>65618 Your doggo awaits you in paradise, anon. Consider getting a friend for him in the great hereafter, by getting your own newfriend in the near future. I was kind of lucky in that when I was thinking about thinking about getting a new dog (not a typo), a family member needed to get rid of their dog due to worsening allergies. Poor pup did not understand this "no more touching mama" rule. At least this way, they get to see each other during the occasional visit.

>>65625 >black Jet Black

>>65622 If you want a consoling thought, then consider this: If there is only an empty abyss waiting for you after death, then like an event horizon, your soul will retain your last thought and feeling for all eternity. So make sure to go thinking of good things. Also, no feeling is final and there will always be brighter days ahead

Archive of previous bread https://archive.fo/ITsu4

>>65635 I wouldn't be surprised. >>65636 Coincidentally that's how much the Vergil add on for 5 costs >>65639 Not that odd of a change personally, considering his dub actor, Beau Billingslea, is black. Ed on the other hand..

>>65638 I am considering getting another dog. Just not sure when it'll feel like the right time for me.

>>65618 You never get over losing a dog, Anon. I still remember all the dogs I have owned throughout my life and I miss them all. I had to put down my last fella because he had stomach cancer that spread everywhere. Despite him looking like a skeleton by the end, he never once whined or showed any pain, he acted like he was still a pup until I put him to sleep. Still, I know he is better off now.

>>65642 Now that you mention it, Ed is going to be a complete trainwreck.

>>65625 >>65642 They're gonna make Ed a tranny aren't they?

>>65622 Or he's in a fantasy world where he's on a great adventure, get headpats from cute girls and (you) are god or something.

>>65643 Its been 3 months since my last dog died and i still cant get myself to get a new one, it will happen eventually anon, dont rush it.

>>65613 It's very comfy.

>>396413 >Is it weird to like short woman Yes, tall people are statistically more successful than short people, having babies with a short girl will net you short kids that will be less successful on average. Short girls is for coping manlets.

>>65634 Yes, but no.

>>65629 I have the opposite problem. I haven’t been hungry since February and force myself to eat because I’ll die otherwise. Malnutrition due to lack of vitamins, etc. It’s physically painful. You have the better of the two problems as you could just chew some gum or smoke a cigar.

>>65640 >spoiler can you shut it with this retarded shit not saying it's all doom and gloom in hellworld, but there are tons of people who live and die in misery

>>65631 I already drink coffee every day, but thanks for the suggestion. >>65652 That's troubling, anon. Maybe eat when you're not very hungry anyway? What do you drink? Water should be good to boost appetite. There's some pills to increase hunger as far as I know, too. My issue is nothing much, but malnutrition is something you should not ignore. Go to a doctor, if all else fails.

>>65625 >Spike isn't a kike I'm pleasantly surprised by how stylized it is. It almost reminds me of the Dick Tracy movie. I don't actually care that much about race swapping Jet Black to actually being black. It's actually kind of funny. I also wonder how they're going to handle Ed because having a barely pubescent girl wearing only a loose T-shirt and compression shorts is sure to stir some trouble, but then again this is the same company that also gave the go-ahead on Cuties.

>>65625 thoroughly ruined not watching it

>>65655 >being okay with blackwashing in every adaptation It's not even like anime doesn't have a lot of niggers in it to begin with. So the argument that they need to race swap random characters for niggers to even have a presence is completely unfounded. They could pick from hundreds of anime where there's niggers as mainline characters.

>>65655 > also wonder how they're going to handle Ed because having a barely pubescent girl wearing only a loose T-shirt and compression shorts is sure to stir some trouble, By making Ed wear a hoodie and sweatpants, and being fat and black.

>>65655 >I also wonder how they're going to handle Ed Considering politics these days, they'll likely treat her as trans boy.

>>396455 Sadly not gonna happen.

>>65659 To be honest, i did think ed was a boy back in the day, it wasnt until they made her wear the dress that i realized she was a girl.

>>65654 Already went to a nutritionist. Told me to eat peanut butter packets with pretzels of hummus to boost protein. Or have a protein shake is solid food isn’t settling. I’ve lost 50lbs since I stopped drinking in February. It’s a pain but it is what it is. Working out gives me headaches though. >>396450 Asians are white when the TV tells everyone that Asians are white and Asians are not white when the TV tells everyone that Asians are not white. We’ve always been at war with Eurasia.

>>396455 Could we really be so lucky?

>>65653 >but there are tons of people who live and die in misery it's easier to happen if you think like that, since the misery can easily end up being self inflicted.

>>396454 Of course, anon. It is the policy of the Australian government to kill pets that may have covid, kill pets that could lead to the spread of covid, and kill pets to prevent covid. It is not only allowed, but encouraged and completely legal. By this time next year, hopefully, it will be extended to people as well. https://archive.is/Ld9Lx https://archive.fo/mEyKg

>>396455 MUH >>65665 Anglo blood is cursed.

>>65665 I hadn't heard about this but then again I don't watch TV or the news in this country anymore but I am not in the least bit surprised that a bunch of grub cunts are killing innocent dogs now.

>>396455 I m a g i n e

>>396455 >compression shorts with no underwear and nipple tassels, and a character trait of incessant sexual dancing Fucking nice. >she's 8 now because 13 is too old Meh, take what I can get.

>>65634 Pirate the game anon. I did and I got true demon ending fuck yeah. >>396413 I hate you.

>>65655 >>396455 She will be aged up. Even without the recent pedo hysteria caused by Cuties, child and teen actors are an annoyance for a wide number of reasons. That's why most movies and shows featuring "teenagers" use 25yo actors.

>>396481 I really don't understand why NVidia and ATI aren't building mining-specific GPUs. You could ditch those lights, make them considerably bigger and heavier since the rigs to support them are easily manufacturable by the users.

>>65616 Pfffffff, what an airhead.

>>65672 Dunno. But the whole mining craze is the reason why companies no longer allow customers to buy a bulk of GPUs anymore. Now often limited to just 1 or few per customer. All because scalpers and crypto farming faggots keep buying them all and leaving none for the rest of us.

>>65672 >I really don't understand why NVidia and ATI aren't building mining-specific GPUs They're all using silicon from the same source, and it's in limited supply. It wouldn't really matter at best, since allocating resources and fabrication would still limit GPU production - and at the end of the day, miners would still just buy GPUs since GPUs can be resold on the aftermarket whereas a dedicated mining card is just a useless brick once it's no longer cost effective to run. Pretty sure dedicated mining cards do exist, but nobody wants them.

Far Cry 6 Villain Character Possibly Revealed in Ubisoft Press Release >Eagle-eyed fans have spotted a character in the Far Cry 6 material who might just play a role in the game… assuming, of course, that the article in which he’s mentioned is not just pre-release color. >Considering Ubisoft has kept a lid on some of the characters players will be facing off against in the upcoming title, they might have just spotted an important boss they’ll have to face in the game. >The article from which they’re drawing this is from July and tells an in-universe story about the military enforcers who are enforcing the will of tyrannical dictator Anton Castillo. >One, in particular, is highlighted by the article: Captain Ramirez, who tells the reporter all about the “terrorist” movement Libertad. >He’s described as “a confident veteran” who executes a Libertad guerrilla when she ambushes his convoy and kills one of his soldiers with an improvised flamethrower. One note, in particular, will be amusing to those who have seen the pre-release footage of some of the crazy weapons in the game: >As the soldier’s body is loaded next to the medical supplies, the Captain shakes his head. >This isn’t the first time he’s come across this kind of weapon. The terrorists will turn anything into a tool of destruction. >He’s heard reports of improvised rocket launchers, EMP devices, and even strange contraptions that hurl compact discs.” >Ubisoft has been fairly stingy with Far Cry 6 footage since it had its big gameplay showcase at E3 in June. It hasn’t shown much of the game’s antagonists other than the big bad Anton Castillo. >Presumably, however, he won’t be the only bad guy that protagonist Dani Rojas will face off against in the game — Far Cry 5’s Joseph Seed had several deputies in the form of his siblings. >So it follows that Yara’s military operatives will probably play some role in Dani’s adventures. https://archive.ph/FkStf Superman is going gay in a shocking twist for a decades-old franchise <I guess Clark Kent is going bye-bye..." >DC Comics has published Superman for decades, but reports say they’re having problems with the trademark now that the character is so old. >And the company’s way to solve the problem has the internet talking. >Reportedly, Clark Kent will die and his son with reporter Lois Lane, Jon Kent aka Superboy, will take his place. After assuming the role, he will come out as gay. >Related: Gay journalist calls out Superman for being a bad LGBTQ ally in an epic Twitter feud >The big switch will allegedly happen in the upcoming book, Superman: Son of Kal-El. >“I just found out, I got a little bit of a scoop about what DC’s plans are. >Nobody knows this, yet. It hasn’t been announced, except by me,” former DC Comics artist Ethan Van Sciver said on his popular YouTube show. “ >The plan is that… Superman’s book… I guess Clark Kent is going bye-bye.” >DC Comics has had a lot of problems maintaining the trademark for Superman because you know, he’s old. He’s an old character, and the family would desperately like money because their family, their ancestors who created >Superman got completely fucked over,” Van Sciver said. >I mean Superman has made billions and billions and billions of dollars in revenue and those two boys who made up Superman got ‘bupkis,’ they were Jewish, so they got ‘bupkis,’ they got nothing.” >Clark Kent I guess is going bye-bye and they are going to replace him with Jonathan Kent, and then they are going to announce that Jonathan Kent is gay,” >he summed up. “So Superman is effectively gay, everyone. He is gay.” >In a previous comic, Superman “came out” as Clark Kent to inspire a teenager to come out as gay. >Since it will be Jon Kent and not Clark that comes out as gay, it makes tweets like this from the official Superman account much less scandalous. https://archive.ph/pdYXL PlayStation Studios Head Insists Sony Still “Very Much a Japanese Company;” Loves Japanese Games >“I will say that we are in some ways very much a Japanese company still. That’s our heritage. That’s still part of who we are. We love our Japanese games.” >“So we are very invested in Japanese development and Japanese development is something that we love,” Hulst explained. “I think it’s such a core part of the PlayStation identity that I can’t ever see us shy away from Japanese or even Asian development.” https://archive.is/lCnYx

>>65676 <Reportedly, Clark Kent will die and his son with reporter Lois Lane, Jon Kent aka Superboy, will take his place. After assuming the role, he will come out as gay. >first Robin and now Superboy

>>65676 >Superman is going gay in a shocking twist >shocking This is shocking to who exactly? Given how often they do shit like it, I'm more shocked it didn't happen already.

>>65677 Meanwhile Damian isn't even Robin or Jon's boyfriend. Nobody wins.

>>65677 Is he going to get Super Aids?

>>396511 (digits) Much less likely to get the axe that way. It is a smart move.

>>65681 >Is he going to get Super Aids? No, he is going to give others super aids.

>>396518 >if you don't want /v/ turned into even more of a mixing pot of shit smeared random bullshit you're just a cuckchan nigger

So what are the chances anyone still remembers afghanistan in about a month from now?

>>65685 if another 9/11 happens, everyone will remember it

>>65686 >>65685 Market will be very good or very bad. Probably bad. I've also seen Sept 14th as a date of interest.

>read all these posts about losing dogs >take a look at my little cat >poor bugger was supposed to live less than three years due to back body malfunction and lack of stool control >after a year of love, headpats and good meals, he learnt how to use his tail as a third back leg to compensate >after the second year, he learnt how to control himself enough to use the litter without problems >he went through his 8th birthday, two weeks ago I wish you all the happiness of knowing and seeing day after day the wonders of saving someone's life. >>65665 >By this time next year, hopefully, it will be extended to people as well. Do it in advance. Those who kill pets "to prevent covid" deserve a shot. Preferably not in the head, to make them suffer more.

>>65665 Any footage of said satanic ritual?

>>65688 Bless you for taking good care of your cat.

Watch out for GamerGate The public enemy of the world #1 It is the main hashtag responsible for… ☑ Accidentally re-starting the French Revolution ☑ Weaponized Gondolas ☑ Hacking German politicians and media ☑ Played "To Catch a Predator" with Randy Pickford ☑ Masterminded the destruction of GDQ via the Catfish of Legend: Namazu ☑ Under the light of the Blood Moon; Self-destructed Western Journalism by having a some kid smirk at a drumming savage ☑ Just wanted to start a conversation with everyone, everywhere, eternally ☑ Watched Gawker die TWICE ☑ Guilty of face crimes ☑ When GameStop tried to sell itself; offered $3.50 in in-store credit ☑ Made telling "journalists" to "learn to code" into a hate crime ☑ Taught the Alt-Right ✅Then harassed said Alt-Right ☑ Started in 2011-2012 when 4chan tried to steal Anita Sarkeesian's SSN# ☑ Created "Boner Culture" which made cis straight male erections the most powerful force on earth ☑ Had a Jewish Mobster 'Take Care' of it ☑ Asked THQ about gaemu which somehow triggered World Wide Web War III ☑ Tricked /cow/ into developing and sharing their fetish for Mark's plump bagel with ResetEra ☑ Triggered GJP3.0 with 57 hitpeices on THQ Nordic's AA ☑ Orchestrated the GaymerGay misogynist review backlash against Marvel's Captain Woman ☑ Taught New Zealand about "White Day" ☑ Radicalized Spyro the Dragon ☑ Turned Pewdiepie into the Osama Bin Ladin of GaymerGays ☑ "The nerds and gamers were joined by the proto-storm troopers of the alt-right in a bond that has never been broken" ☑ Was a trial run for "will the US tolerate fascist behavior" ☑ Exploring new frontiers in sexual harassment via Jelly Bean ☑ Groomed young impressionable politicians into misogynists ☑ Created and trained the alt-right to take over the political landscape on a global scale (And succeeded) ☑ Arranged for Sonic the Hedgehog (movie ver.) to get "fixed" ☑ Remains undefeated for all time ☑ Turned Rage 2 into a Trump-esque attack on game journos ☑ Joined forces with Amazon ☑ Helped Mark impress Resetera ☑ Used Elliot Rodger's martyrdom to unite 4Chan and Breitbart to elect Donald Trump ☑ Will be looked back upon in 50 years as the root cause of the coming Cultural Civil War ☑ Government-sponsored shitposting ☑ Mastered the manipulation of the news cycle to their advantage ☑ Made Anita cry when Feminist Frequency went broke ☑ Destroyer of Worlds ☑ Russian Conspiracies (all of them) ☑ Extended Reanon's death/meme-magic to animation studios (please meme responsibly) ☑ An instrument of American Trumpian Power Worldwide ☑ Cured alleged "journalist" of dyslexic anxiety ☑ An aberrant, creeping horror ☑ As dangerous as Anti-Vax, ISIS, and Holocaust Denial

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☑ Five years of ruining everything ☑ Came to the classroom ☑ Trained Google whistleblowers ☑ Never died and foreshadowed our toxic meme-strewn politics ☑ Blew up the Internet ☑ Made wanting challenge in videogames into supporting White Supremacy ☑ Was secretly fighting WWIII all along ☑ Stochastic Terrorism ☑ Being a national security threat according to the DHS ☑ Helped Mark win the lottery ☑ Gave the money back ☑ Living long enough to see itself become the villain in a TV Show THRICE ☑ Confused the FBI into thinking /v/ is /baphomet/ ☑ Turned Anita Sarkesian into a crazy cat lady ☑ It's #Gamergate Forever ☑ Justifiably felt alienated by the neoliberal fetishization of feminism and the reductionism of politics to identity teams ☑ Was rabidly pro-corporate ☑ Manipulated a SJWeeb into review-bombing a LGBTWTFBBQ-friendly game as a "test" ☑ Non-meat based cam girls ☑ Caused the Corona outbreak which destroyed China to cheer up a depressed CIA glownigger ☑ Digisexuals ☑ Called the cyber police to put a cripple in cyber jail ☑ Weaponizing decency ☑ Made the games industry a nightmare for Women, Colored People, and Ashley Burch ☑ The inevitable ultimate horror of Sega's "toxic" advertising for ChuChu Rocket ☑ Has the highest body count of any COVID-19 disinfo group ☑ Finally got the 8kun administration to get off their ass and answer the damn phone ☑ Searching for a new home (again) ☑ Made some /v/ hotpockets on other imageboards go insane ☑ Burned julay to the ground by doing basically fuck-all except continue to exist (props to a certain bunbunmaru reporter, tho) ☑ Having a high enough IQ to be mentioned on Rick and Morty ☑ Radicalized a grandmother to the point she promotes harassment against alleged games journalists ☑ Is the terrorist group backed by 'The French' who are behind President Trump's exhausting battle against twitter ☑ Protecting FUCKING GAMESTOP from looters ☑ Finally started the Race War by forcing a meth-head on a date with Corona-chan to take a knee to the neck from the police ☑ Confirmed for Baby Hitler ☑ Gave a lot of airtime to Soviet defector Yuri Bezmenov ☑ Got on the Atlantic's "free $100" van only to get intervewed ☑ Started a backlash against the French independent film industry because they want to raise pure little girls ☑ And then Russia wanted to shut down 8chan.moe to be ironic ☑ Was clearly a blueprint for Trump's online assault in 2016 ☑ A gravestone marked “Games Journalism; Dead By Suicide,” with the date of death corresponding with the launch of GG ☑ Took over the US capitol ☑ Funded by the GOP ☑ Using Reddit's radicalized nihilism to counter jews shorting FUCKING GAMESTOP ☑ Made Mark the Godfather of Gamergate ☑ Corrected Polygon on Titanfall lore ☑ Accidental meme magic discharge (R.I.P Miura) ☑ Planet-range racism field ☑ Not wanting people to put down the controller and talk about their feelings ☑ Destroyed the logic process of a bot wreaking havoc across multiple imageboards with just one simple trick ☑ Caused Blizzard executives to threaten their employees with rape ☑ Came to Alex Hutchinson's Defense

>>65676 >>65677 >Tim >then Jon >but not Damian One job DC, one fucking job and you are doing it wrong. >>396515 Jon gets scared if you go too rough on him. >one plotline is going to be Damien and Superboy getting reprimanded for using kryptonite bondage gear Reminds me of pic related.

>>396413 I have a thing for busty tall women. >>65625 >Western entertainment companies are so bad that they need to rely on anime to save their asses. I don't see a point of Cowboy Bebop getting a fucking NETFLIX adaptation since all they do is turn everything into shit.

>>65614 Anxious about having to actually get a job now that I've graduated. Never even did an internship lol, and I've barely been out of my house for the past year. Also I'm midly annoyed that the LynxChan upgrade broke my custom CSS slightly, pic related. I'm trying to center the OP post like all the other ones are. What I have: .innerOP , .divPosts { width: 62.5% !important; margin: auto !important; font-size: 15px; } .innerOP { max-width: 450px !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; } .postInfo { word-wrap: break-word !important; } .prettyprint { white-space: pre-wrap; } .inline { word-wrap: break-word !important; } .divMessage { max-width: 450px !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; } Any pro-webdevs that can help me out with this?

>>65694 You could always ask >>>/t/ or /b/ for this.

>>396481 fire hazard

>>65696 >Scott E. (((Goldstein)))

>>65696 Nah its fine

>>396481 As a server operator, I must say the venitlation in that room doesn't look sufficient for that amount of cards.

>>65696 Your image only applies if you have something like a 120v 20a fuse covering the 12 gauge wiring in the walls, and then use a 16 gauge (thinner) extension cord and pull all 20 amps until the cord melts.

>>65699 What's a good rule of thumb for temperature, cubic ft/min, and that sort of thing?

>>65701 Enough to keep hardware 10-20 degrees below throttle, enough minimum airflow to replace the air 5 times an hour would be my guess.

https://archive.ph/ziNzi https://twitter.com/Rothbard1776/status/1429824315789389829 https://archive.ph/a4Gfo https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2021/02/19/969143015/long-term-studies-of-covid-19-vaccines-hurt-by-placebo-recipients-getting-immuni >Vaccine studies will be completed in 2025 >Meanwhile control group that was having placebo got spoiled by having vaccine given to them [thinking emoji]

>>65703 It's like watching dragonball episodes powercreeping the fuck out of characters.

>>65704 I was wondering when this would happen again. >Experts say >Could be Just fuck off already.

>>65704 Aren't viruses supposed to get less deadly over time, or something?

>>65704 Just who the fuck are these "experts"?

>>65706 Anon, its literally a flue virus that keeps mutating ever so slightly. "Experts" basically just use the fact that virus mutate and have to be classified as new version to drum up fear.

>>65704 >2020: covid-19 >2021: covid-22 The sequel that no one wanted

>>65704 Choose your partner to fight off the Uroboros variant.

>>65706 That's a general trend, but not an absolute rule. You could have a generally benign virus develop a highly deadly variant out of the blue, but yes, on average they will get less deadly - since generally a virus that kills it's host is less successful at replicating than a virus that just makes it's host sick - but still well enough to move around and transmit more of it. There's some cases where the rule doesn't apply, such as Malaria, but the virus doesn't use the host as the transmission vector - but rather mosquitos. A successful variant of Malaria is one which debilitates you for longer periods of time so that you're easy prey for Mosquitos. What condition you're in while you're debilitated, or the long term damage it may cause, are not of concern to the fitness of the virus.

>>65704 Source and archive?

>>65639 I find it funny that race swapping is fine, but handicapped and the fat acceptance crowd will never get an actor that is morbidly obese play the role

>>65703 Is this really how the FDA works? >we haven't actually finished the studies, but fuck it lmao I've been telling my family I at least want it to be FDA approved first and now I have to explain this fucking shit

>>65714 Tell your family you meant FDIC approved. That'll buy you a few more months.

>>65704 >>65712 It's the Sun, a tabloid, talking about a hypothetical future variant. https://archive.is/Dg5ko I wish the people who post /pol/ stuff in the thread would at least hold themselves to the same standards as normal posts. >>65714 They follow people for 6 months for the approval, but then after it's already approved they keep monitoring them for some years afterward. Whatever the approval date is, that isn't necessarily going to be the same date that you don't even bother collecting data anymore.

>>65625 What race is Vicious gonna be cast as? If he even is in the movie.

>>65704 >Covid gets yearly iterations like it's a fucking EA sports game

>>65718 You mean exactly like every seasonal vaccination does? Do you know what the 19 in covid 19 means?

>>65704 “The Sun”

Maybe we should commission loomis for more of this.

>>65704 >>65721

>>65721 >Nintendo Killed My Son! >https://archive.is/SK8vK Apparently it's just about a kid who got seizures and died from playing Super Mario.

Disney Reportedly Wants to Buy Out Sony For ‘Spider-Man’ Rights >Disney’s tumultuous relationship with Sony over the film rights to Marvel’s Spider-Man has been a hot topic in recent years. According to news reports, Disney is looking to buy out Sony in its entirety for the film rights to Spider-Man. >Actor Tom Holland’s run with the Marvel Cinematic Universe is coming to a close this December with Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021), the sixth and final installment in his Spider-Man run. >In August 2019, Sony temporarily walked away from Disney and the Marvel Universe with Spider-Man after the two companies failed to reach an agreement over box-office revenue takes, merchandising rights, and future projects with Spidey. Sony/Disney met a new deal with Spider-Man a few months later, but it’s up after No Way Home releases. >However, new reports and confirmed sources suggest that Disney is reportedly in talks with Sony over a film division buy-out, or even a purchase of the entire company — similar to what happened with 20th Century Fox/20th Century Studios — for the film rights to Spider-Man. >It sounds like Disney is possibly offering to buy out Spider-Man rights, or buy Sony’s film division, although our source said they are considering buying Sony, which doesn’t rule out a merger/acquisition. Keep in mind that Sony, as a company, is very large and has a large hold in gaming. This will also complicate any deal the two companies settle on since Sony owns a lot of Spider-Man games, as well as other properties. If Disney manages to make a deal with Sony for Spider-Man and the surrounding characters, that deal is going to be very complicated and many pages long in the end. >In the late 1990s, when Marvel was on the brink of bankruptcy, Marvel Comics sold the film and merchandising rights to Sony Pictures. Marvel was so desperate that they offered Sony the rights to other popular Marvel characters and Earth’s Mightiest Heroes like Iron Man, Captain America, Black Panther, Captain Marvel, the Winter Soldier, and Doctor Strange — but they only cared about Spidey. >Sony never worked with Marvel head Kevin Feige in a big-picture manner for Tobey Maguire‘s Spider-Man franchise or Andrew Garfield’s The Amazing Spider-Man films, but seeing what great power the Marvel character could bring to the MCU, Disney/Marvel came into the picture. >Flash forward two decades and The Walt Disney Company has acquired the merchandising rights to Spider-Man — a multi-billion dollar market annually. >Since there has been no confirmation of this acquisition even being on the table from Kevin Feige’s Marvel Studios, Sony, or Disney, these rumors should all be taken with a grain of salt. Should any of this rumor turn out to be true, it seems most likely that Disney could be in talks with corporate leaders about acquiring Sony’s film division, thus allowing them to attain the rights to Spider-Man, but that too would presumably be a multi-billion dollar investment. >While the Spider-Man merchandising revenue greatly outweighs that of box office revenue, Marvel fans should keep their ears open to Disney’s possible future with Sony and Spider-Man, especially if the companies can agree on a new contract for Tom Holland’s involvement in the MCU. Every Marvel fan, get ready to watch Spider-Man: No Way Home in theaters on December 17, 2021, and see Marvel’s multiverse expand like never before! https://archive.ph/YZk6O There a good chance playstation will be owned by the (((mouse))) Nintendo Switch Sweeps Japanese Sales Chart, A Feat That Hasn't Been Accomplished in 30 Years <For the first time since 1988, a single console has reportedly taken all slots of Japan's weekly video game Top 30. >For reportedly the first time since 1988, the top 30 best-selling games in Japan are all from one console. Unsurprisingly, that console is the Nintendo Switch, according to Famitsu and Game Data Library, a source tracking Japanese game sales data, as spotted by Axios. >The last time a single console was responsible for all 30 top-selling titles for a week was the Famicom (the Japanese NES). >It wasn't that unusual during the early 1990s for the Top 30 to be a combination of Famicom, Super Famicom and Game Boy games, but never just one,” Game Data Library tweeted. “This is unprecedented, it’s the first time all 30 games are from the same system after the Top 30 tracked all platforms <The sales data comes from Famitsu, Japan’s biggest video game publication. >Some of the top 30 games include many familiar favorites, include Minecraft’s Switch version, the recently-released Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword remaster, and a new adventure game based on Crayon Shin-chan. No, seriously, Shin-chan beat Mario Kart 8. >Despite the impact of the COVID-19 pandemic, Nintendo posted its most profitable year ending in March 2021. Nintendo reported in August that it had sold 89 million Switch consoles, becoming the seventh highest-selling video game console of all-time, handily beating the PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360. >Nintendo told investors it expects to sell 20.5 million more consoles by March 2022, which would put it over the Nintendo Wii. >Nintendo's sales success has carried over to the west. Early today, The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword HD was revealed to be the best-selling game for July. https://archive.ph/Csegr

>>65693 >>65725 I highly doubt Disney still has the money to afford to buy out Sony.

>>65726 > Disney still has the money to afford to buy out Sony. It’s not about if Disney could afford Sony. It’s how much money sony will lose.

I haven't had internet for a week. what happened?

>>65727 They make a profit from Spider-man in the MCU & they have Venom 2 coming out. They'll be fine. Disney won't. Especially when Shang Chi bombs.

>>65728 the taliban took over afghanistan

>>65725 >>It sounds like Disney is possibly offering to buy out Spider-Man rights, or buy Sony’s film division Casually offering to buy Sony's entire film division, huh. Sometimes I forget how rich Disney is.

>>65728 https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/ >>65730 That happened over the course of 9 days.

>>396636 Get the jab, or say goodbye to your Steam library, bigot.

>>65729 I've seen Shang-chi action figures in the clearance at wal-mart. The goddamn film isn't even out yet. NO ONE WANTS TO SEE NONWHITES IN MEDIA.

>>65735 It's just that no one gives a shit about Shang Chi. Even Black Panther was more well known but they at least had the large black population to coax into watching it.

>>65733 TL;DR The FDA is pretty ok actually but they bent to political pressure. Stop scapegoating your decisions and just own your own positions, faggot. I was once told that the hallmark of intelligence was the ability to truncate down information into bites of information that people can easily understand. I find that I’m overly verbose so that post more of a conversational TL;DR, I should’ve given an imageboard TL;DR.

>>65737 >I find that I’m overly verbose Being a loquacious nigger doesn't excuse you from blogposting walls of text

>>396636 >The animal tests killed 100% of participants after a few years. No it didn't. https://archive.is/Os0DP 1. It was a 2012 study regarding a SARS vaccine, not a COVID-19 vaccine 2. It didn't use mRNA technology. 3. The animals died because they were euthanized so they could be dissected, they weren't killed by the vaccine. There were animal studies done for the COVID-19 mRNA vaccines, and the animals did not die. Then there were human studies done, and the humans did not have severe side-effects above unvaccinated people. Then it was rolled out to hundreds of millions of people, and the worst they could find was a tiny handful of people with heart inflammation. Yeah you can always appeal to "but we haven't watched to make sure nothing happens in 30 years", but there's no good reason to believe anything will. Especially when compared to the virus itself, which can in some cases causes damage to all sorts of organs or to the brain - we don't have data on if infected people have lingering effects that show up 30 years later either.

>>65739 God I wish we lived in a world where the chinks would actually get punished for unleashing this bs on the world.

>>65704 WHAT?! COVID 9000?!

>>65739 Are you telling me anons have been misrepresenting information and data to spin a narrative just like the kikes do? I can't believe I've been taking medical advice from you guys.

>>65739 We don't have ANY reliable data on covid-19 because of the CDC guidelines telling hospitals to assume everything is covid-19, death, illness, runny nose, whatever, then you have the exaggerated death toll which was changed completely under the radar to be only 9% that total being "death from covid" back midyear of the lockdowns. The data is all over the place, claiming that covid causes permanent lasting damage of every organ to being completely benign for 99.98% of the population. >archive of some fact-checker site called fullfact.org I'm not going to believe a site like that when it doesn't even have links to the studies it mentions. A more reputable source talking about the petitioning of Dr. Wodarg (lung specialist and former head of the public health department) and Dr. Yeadon (ex-Pfizer head of respiratory research) that mentions vaccines for coronavirus tested on cats resulted in antibody-dependent amplification, ADE, which is an exaggerated immune response to wild coronavirus that results in death, this is not some "facebook soccermom disinfo" post, this is something that is right out of the US national library of medicine.

>>396664 If no data is to ever be believed then I can assert reality to be whatever I feel like at any given moment. So the reality is that the vaccine is fine because I say so, and this is complaint with your standards as you've described them here and now.

>>65714 You can just show the official letter that states all studies will be done in 2025, but this approval is purely political.

>>65744 The word is "compliant" tortard.

>>396663 I was of the understanding that jews + western gov'ts may have funded it, but chinks and their shit safety standards let it loose. How off base is that?

>>65743 >I'm not going to believe a site like that when it doesn't even have links to the studies it mentions. It links these two studies: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3436093/ https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3335060/ It also links this Reuters article with a quote from the study's author: https://archive.is/Q9Awu >>65743 >mentions vaccines for coronavirus tested on cats resulted in antibody-dependent amplification That was a completely different coronavirus. And different vaccine of course, one not using mRNA technology which is what he was claiming was the reason for concern. Of course ADE is a potential concern with vaccines, that's why they test for it. Testing found ADE for that other vaccine for that other virus, but didn't find it for the approved COVID-19 vaccines, which is why they made it to human testing and were ultimately approved.

>>396681 Still not much better, this thing's BF is clearly a cuckold like vid related except worse cuz gay

>>65746 Imagine being so retarded that you press a before i this proves covid makes you infertile.

>>396678 benis >>396680 I mean if they aren't within reach and you're just pining from across the globe. That's just a recipe for disaster because they have their own lives unlike drawings and vidya -- it's like how people chimp out if a Vtuber or Idol gets a boyfriend despite having zero chance of actually fucking them.

>>396668 > >>396555 (checked) Don't @ me or my son ever again, homo

>>65738 >blogposting Sorry, I didn’t know that I was the FDA in human form. I’ll try to remember next time I run a clinical study. >>65739 I don’t even know where to start with the headache of the first half of your post. You posted an archive supposedly debunking something I didn’t even state (that covid vaccines killed 100% of animals). I said that mRNA gene editing animals has killed 100% of the test subjects as in it was the leading cause of death and could’ve been prevented by not giving them anything. 100% of people who drink water die as well so understand the difference between death and cause of death. So then goes off on a tangent about the SARS tests that I didn’t even reference at all in my post. I have no idea how the fuck that idea materialized in your brain. Then there’s the guy who conducted those test even stated that they are “very different vaccine platforms” which outright legitimizes the fact that this debunks nothing about mRNA tech. Finally you yourself pointed out that mRNA didn’t kill animals because they weren’t given mRNA shots which can only be described as “no shit, idiot”. On the point that covid could give you irreparable brain damage in 30 years and we can’t know, sure. Damned if you do and damned if you don’t. What we know about covid is that it mostly kills people with co-morbidities or people who are old or not virile, or the immunocompromised. What we’ve found is that recovery is well over 99.97% for the average Joe as in the people confirmed to contract it overwhelmingly are just fine. I can talk all day about how creepy the government is getting about pushing this shit or how the shot is only as good as the current strain (just like the flu, wow), or how people have been two-faced lying for their benefit for gain or the changing policy and data that swaps around literally day-today at times. What I can tell you is that people are shitty, the news is designed to cause disorientation and fear, and that nobody had a shot for almost an entire year but the current overreaction is well beyond what it should be for what the risk actually is. The paranoid would talk about how it’s phase one of a big plan to wipe out sections of humanity but reality is never that interesting. It’s my belief that I don’t need to get some poorly thought out solution to a problem that wouldn’t consciously exist unless I read the news daily. If that were the case, everyone should worry about pneumonia or HIV/ADIS on a daily basis too. Nah, I’ll take it easy.

>>65753 The people who want us to take the vaccine have also publicly stated they want 90% of the population of the planet exterminated. Thus, I will not take the vaccine. There's your TLDR.

>>396690 Actually its a spam tournament bracket, our next match will be the narcissist torposter and the wojack spammer.

>>65754 I mean yeah, it can be as simple as that. Why trust a shot from people who state outright that they want to reduce the planets population number via vaccines and sterilization. If you really want it boiled down.

>>396690 >and the other 50% is porn Porn 50%er here. Reporting in

>>396690 The difference is that nobody here gets scared if you post lolis.

>>396690 >you said the same thing >therefore you flipped Torpedoes, everyone.

>>396690 >mfw I see fags posting hot-takes and hyperbole while ignoring fact then turn around and call everyone else q-fags while complaining about the shitstorm they started to spark a meta complaint shitstorm Here's some actual fucking science. https://www.nature.com/articles/s41541-021-00324-5

>>65747 Tighter and more diligent than fucking chink lab protocols, evidently.

>>65704 >>65741 Stop it you guys you're making me laugh!

>>65704 The Varus Episode 3 when?

>>396333 >Not realizing no one wants to actually buy a never ending no stakes soapbox that tells them they're terrible. Evangelion.

>>65764 Eva is at least was honest about it's shit.

>>65753 My view is that CURRENT YEAR humans just need some sort of virulent enemy against which pure hatred is allowed, because the previous "enemy" of homophobia and racism have been rendered too dormant to take seriously and trannies are too disgusting for the majority of normal people to fight for without (((authorities))) cracking a jail-whip. Anti-Vaxxers though, they get moral high ground of "protecting" themselves and others and the incentive of getting the comfy pre-2020 status quo back so long as the dissenters are destroyed.

>>65766 A page right out of 1984, I see.

>>396705 >99% of the girls over there don't bathe or brush their teeth for whole year long What? But why?

>>65750 You forgot to add a period.

>>65768 Because he's lying.

I know this is e-celeb faggotry but one of the latest oneyplays videos had Chris constantly referencing John Podesta and Pizzagate shit for some reason and that "You think you are hot shit don'tcha?" video. What is this madman trying to do.

>>65770 I just want to see if this TORnegro is really just bullshiting (which I know that he is) and see what he has to say.

>>65771 >video Is that the one where there's some kid in a shower with the doors closed and bright lights flashing and some guy banging on the windows terrifying him?

>>65771 Discredit evil antisemitic racist conspiracy theories, obviously. He has an income which depends on him doing that.

>>65773 Yeah that one, Lyle tried to edit most of his references out but they are still mostly there athough cut off.

>>65765 True. >>65625 >Faye isn't wearing her iconic outfit because it's too sexy It's shit. >>65676 >a shocking twist It was a matter of time for over a decade now. >>65725 Of courshe the Switch is utterly dominating Japan. It's the only console that's even attempting to cater to Japan. >>65753 >debunking something I didn’t even state (that covid vaccines killed 100% of animals). Well you did word that bit pretty poorly. I interpreted it that way as well at first. >>396690 I vote to keep the porn half under the stipulation that it must all be vidya related.

>>65747 >A jew designed the lab for the chinks >A jew (and several international universities) helped teach them how to fuck with virus' genetically. >The jews know all about shit chink construction. The jews designed the lab to fail so the chinks would get the blame and not the jews. TL;DR The chinks got blamed for jewish tricks.

What happened to black lives splatter?

>>65777 No, the chinese are responsible for their own actions, and have done similar things in the past.

>>65776 >It's the only console that's even attempting to cater to Japan. You mean the only company that doesn't censor the fuck out of games like Sony does.

>>65777 You have no idea how fucking retarded the western Taiwanese are.

>>65625 >>65626 Ed was originally designed as a dark-skinned boy. The scrapped design was eventually used for a random character in the show. https://imgur.com/a/SMa2r https://imgur.com/a/4FIQk

>>65782 >black boy with pink blush Sounds gay. Glad they changed Ed into a girl

>>65782 >cute little negro shota Very nice. Impressive.

>>65783 It's just a kid, there's nothing gay about it.

>>65782 >An actual nigger Thank God they went with true Ed. I can at least pretend she is just tanned rather than a true negroid.

>>65714 Just because it's approved by the FDA, it doesn't necessarily mean it's safe. >FDA-Approved Prescription Drugs Later Pulled from the Market https://archive.is/aVvl3 >10 dangerous drugs recalled by the FDA https://archive.is/TgRUy

>>65780 That too.

>>65625 >They turned Faye into a fat, titless, modestly dressed feminist. Fuck this gay Earth

>>65785 Ed was the sex appeal though

>>65714 It isn't approved. It's just continual of Emergency Use Authorization (EUA).

>>65638 >Only 2 pets If that were even remotely true, I'd be mobbed by at least 60 cats and about 10 dogs. Whoever drew that obviously never lived in the country. My current cat doesn't even have a name. I just stopped giving cats names years ago because they'd just end up getting spattered on the road, so it's easier to de-personalize them a bit. That low crunching double-thump is something you never get out of your head. Probably won't have that issue with this cat though, because I only ever let her out on a leash.

>>65643 Pets are an investment in sadness. There's no point. Children, on the other hand...

>>396799 >Why is it that leftists are so happy and friendly with each other They're not. Have you ever interacted with these people in real life? They're endlessly miserable, argue with everyone, and complain about everything.

>>65794 The point is having a friend. Which I no longer have now irl.

Either you are a faggot that replying to niggerpill or niggerpill is having an schizo episode and talking to himself.

>>396802 >>65795 you're replying to niggerpill's spam

>>65794 Yeah, pets are a waste of money. My cousin owned a cat that always scratched me. My aunt owned a chihuahua that always bit my hands and ankles. Hated cats and dogs ever since.

>>65798 Yeah, I should have noticed sooner.

>>396793 >>396797 >>396799 >>396805 I'm just quoting these posts because I want anons who don't understand what the fuck niggerpill's posts look like to read them. Examine the exact prose, the constant overuse of >we >our side And most importantly the fact he keeps using fucking Nitter links of random nobodies despite it not being an archive. This prose hasn't changed for 3 fucking years since he's decided to plague every /v/ on 8ch and the webring, and the sooner you remember it to report it, the better.

>>396805 >our side Yes, >we're talking about whiny commies on your side.

>Reading through How to Win Friends & Influence People again >Remember how all of the modern versions of the book available all use the revised edition that was made back in the 80's >About 25 years after the author's death >Decide to find a digital copy of the original book that was published back in the 30's >Notice some of the changes between the original and newer version >Wonder why the book was even revised in the first place >Get to the last section: <Seven Rules For Making Your Home Life Happier >Nothing offensive itself >Until the last chapter of the section: <Don't Be a "Marriage Illiterate >Entire chapter literally explains that the "secret" to a "happy marriage" is to become experienced in sex >That sex is more important than anything else is a marriage relationship >Even provides a list of books explaining how to perform sex This is absolutely brilliant! No wonder they revised it.

>>65803 And, here's the book for anyone interested.

>>396827 So, I'm assuming you have the same amount of experience with women as you have living in North Korea: none.

Armenian Genocide

>>65803 Sex & Culture, by J. D. Unwin, is also invaluable for a healthy marital life.

>become an hero >using it as a noun more proof niggerpill is a fed or newfag

>>396832 >We are literally living in an amalgamation of 1984 and BNW. We've been over this. Clown World has too many retarded and ridiculous things happening in it to be the child of 1984 and BNW since neither had a sense of humor. Clown world is their grandchild, and the other set of grandparents was Idiocracy and Shimoneta.

>>65809 You forgot fahrenheit 451 and another that I too have forgotten.

>>65778 Anyone?

>>65810 Yeah, the pic can always be expanded, reworked, ect. I really want to find a place for We on it.

>>65811 Niggers fear the virus the most here in chicongo, there's only small packs of the usual.

>>65688 Reminds me of how my cat was the runt of the litter, and now he's the most demanding and largest puffball I have ever seen after spoiling him too much. >>65725 >Disney Reportedly Wants to Buy Out Sony Where is the money coming from? >>65729 So, Sony may be looking to cast off all that dead weight and just give Disney a price for their film division that sounds like a bargain. >>65735 >NO ONE WANTS TO SEE NONWHITES IN MEDIA That's not true, it's just that they don't want to see Non-whites in Western media. Have you ever noticed that Pedowood NEVER allows a single foreign film to premier in American theaters? >>65760 >https://www.nature.com Isn't that a CCP puppet site?

>>65809 This is one I found in a thread a year back.

>>65814 >Where is the money coming from? The Federal Reserve, you fucking neocon. >Have you ever noticed that Pedowood NEVER allows a single foreign film to premier in American theaters? Why would we care about those, though? >Isn't that a CCP puppet site? Eat shit, jew.

Jackbox night is live at cytu.be/r/jackbox1

>>65814 >Have you ever noticed that Pedowood NEVER allows a single foreign film to premier in American theaters? they used to, back when martial arts movies were still big https://yewtu.be/watch?v=lwDU3IOBEIk

>>65814 >Pedowood NEVER allows a single foreign film to premier in American theaters? They also don't allow japanese films to win at the (((Academy Awards))) anymore. A shitty arthouse french film about niggers was a nominee for 2019's Best Animated Feature award. But a genuinely good movie like Weathering With You wasn't even a nominee.

>>65816 >Isn't that a CCP puppet site? <Yes, but it's rude to point that out

>>396869 >You don't drink the jew's water! You don't breathe the jew's air! You don't have the jew's sex! You don't own anything goyim! You're a silly person.

>>396871 >I have experience with women That's the fairy tale

Friendly reminder to visit >>>/gts/ for big girls A vtuber thread was started for a new one that just came out that's really fucking big and getting a lot of fanart as a result

>>396877 >women lol

>>65823 Oh I hate it.

>>65823 >Come to us. We have the newest e-whores on the block That's the best advertisement for NOT going over there if I've seen one.

>>65826 those squares are made of bugs, aren't they? ground bugs in a soy matrix.

>>65625 The only character who's been casted accurately is the fucking dog. >>65655 >I don't actually care that much about race swapping Jet Black to actually being black >>>/tumblr/ >>65777 ¥3.25 Has been added to your bank account. >>65782 Get ready for leftists to use this in arguments for why turning Ed into a nigger is actually "true to the source material".

>>396636 >>65739 >>65753 Newfags from twitter take note, this is what discussion and arguing a point (if you really want to call this an argument since it was mostly a misunderstanding) looks like. I'm not saying you have to make every post longer than 300 characters but it is better to be thorough then just half-ass things and hide behind your lack of effort. Also post an image (even better, a reaction image) if you're going to make a short post so that you at least contribute something to the thread.

>Anons finally ignoring nigger pill >But they are still not reporting single post nigger pill spam Listened here faggot. No cares about you. Go back to spamming cuckchan /tv/ with your /co/umblr friends.

>>65830 I reported both the ones I saw, stop bullying me!

>Mark deleted the original post. >All that's left are replies with citations negating a claim that no longer exists >I'll never be able to tell what the fuck the original discussion was about or who was the shill Thanks. >>65714 Vioxx

>>396905 but then you came along and saved it with your witty repartee.

>>65685 This is pretty likely to be brought up constantly by the right-leaning mainstream media and thus by the left-leaning media pooh-poohing it, like benghazi. So it's not that people will forget, it's just that half the people will think Americans were shooting Americans over there and then eating their aborted fetuses and half will think that everyone who wanted to leave Afghanistan got relocated to Shangri-la.

>>65778 I think the dev still posts on Anglin's forums, the name of which escapes my mind. Also there's sill a thread on 8kunt

>>65779 >>65781 >You have no idea how fucking retarded the western Taiwanese are. Which makes them the perfect scapegoat. The incompetence of chinks automatically stops most from noticing how the chinks could be "guided" to a certain situation. >>65828 Which part of >shit chink construction. is supportive of the fucking chinks?

>>65834 They can't just memoryhole this like Benghazi tho. So many families lost a soldier in this 20+ year long war on terror. So many billion$ and trillion$ were wasted on these middle east wars. And for what? For biden to piss away decades worth of blood and money in a few weeks? Nah, people aren't gonna forget. They're fucking pissed at how incompetent biden fucked up things this badly.

>>65819 Don't they keep losing more and more audience over time? Also, I'm surprised that I didn't find Cuties anywhere on last year's nominee list. You'd think these people would like it.

>>65837 You know what the counterarguments will be. "Everybody from Bush to Biden has had a hand in this situation being so bad." "This wouldn't have gone well with anyone in charge because the Afghanis are corrupt and incompetent and we can't fix that." "It's the generals who didn't realize that the situation would collapse so fast who are at fault, not Biden for listening to them." "Trump is responsible for committing Biden to something he wouldn't have done otherwise."/"Trump deliberately sabotaged Biden by (insert reason such as 'releasing prisoners')." Even Americans who pay attention are by and large driven by convictions instead of facts or analysis. Because that's so, facts that they don't like get minimized and ignored rather than actually forgotten. The vast majority of both sides do this now, partially because supporting your side and "winning" over the other one is more important than actually accomplishing anything.

>>65837 >piss away decades worth of blood and money in a few weeks? That blood and money was pissed away the moment it was first spent. Nothing was accomplished in Afghanistan because there was nothing to accomplish in Afghanistan in the first place.

>>396909 >You lost. We won. You repeat this like 50 times every thread Luciano, what's your obsession with "winning" and "losing"?

>>396931 What did you even WIN?

Everything You Need to Know About Watch Dogs Legion's Assassin's Creed Crossover >Watch Dogs Legion is getting a new playable character with Darcy Clarkson, a member of the Assassins' brotherhood. Here's everything you need to know about the game's latest crossover with Assassin's Creed. >Darcy will arrive in Watch Dogs Legion in the game’s title update 5.5, which will release on August 24. The update will include the following new additions >While Watch Dogs and Assassin’s Creed have had crossovers before, Ubisoft has maintained that the new character and crossover in Legion is not a part of the franchise’s canon. >Fans of the franchise will remember that the first Watch Dogs included Olivier Garneau, a character from Assassin’s Creed 4: Black Flag, as a target for Aiden Pierce in a side mission. Pierce returned to Watch Dogs Legion as a playable character in the recently released Bloodline story expansion. >Season pass owners will be able to play as Darcy in the main game’s campaign as well as the online mode, along with the new story missions that are free for all owners. https://archive.ph/a37QN == Pokémon cards are making collectors serious cash. Some people are upset about it == >Anthony Jimenez hadn’t thought much about his Pokémon cards since middle school, when girls suddenly seemed more interesting. >But with time on his hands during the pandemic, Jimenez dug out his old collection and found that the cards were in pristine condition, a fact that would change his life and financial outlook. >When I found my old Pokémon cards, it was like, ‘Oh my God, these are skyrocketing in value. I should try to sell some of them,’” Jimenez said. “So we decided, just for fun, to try this out because L.A. was shut down, and we literally had nothing to do.” >Jimenez, 27, has kept his day job doing marketing for a West Coast tech giant. But he’s sold enough new cards and some of his old collection to fuel a lucrative side gig — Tony’s Collectibles — that he runs live on Instagram on some nights with two childhood friends. It’s been clearing an average of $6,000 per show. >The pandemic inspired a surge in the buying and selling of all manner of collectibles, from traditional fine art, rare coins and currency to newer crazes such as Pokémon cards and street art. It’s the kind of commerce that normally relied on brick-and-mortar stores and large, in-person events, but it has managed a relatively smooth transition to online events run by newcomers like Jimenez and venerable firms like Stack’s Bowers Galleries, founded in 1933. >We have seen a record number of new clients coming into the market,” said Brian Kendrella, president of Stack’s Bowers Galleries, which recently auctioned an 1804 Draped Bust silver dollar for $7.68 million, making it the fifth-most valuable United States coin ever sold. “We’ve really seen it across all asset classes. >These are new clients at an entry level from a price point perspective as well as at a highly advanced level that are spending six figures and beyond,” Kendrella said. >The demand explosion has increased scarcity and injected a bit of chaos into the collector industrial complex. Professional Sports Authenticator has been hit with an “avalanche of cardboard” from collectors seeking out the authentication and grading company for a third-party evaluation of their trading cards, President Steven Sloan said. >The crush forced the Santa Ana firm in April to temporarily stop accepting new submissions while employees worked through the backlog. In a July update, the company said it and parent Collectors Universe have been hiring “at a phenomenal pace” to shrink the backlog. “We recently received more cards in three days than we did during the previous three months,” Sloan said in a statement on the company’s website. “Even after the surge, submissions continue at never-before-seen levels,” he said. >Some Walmart stores pulled their Pokémon cards after collectors and resellers rushed brick-and-mortar locations, creating scenes reminiscent of a Black Friday shopping frenzy. Big B Cards tweeted a video of one such brawl on May 21 that has received more than 1 million views. >Also in May, Target said that it was suspending in-store sales of Major League Baseball, National Football League, National Basketball Assn. and Pokémon trading cards after a fight broke out in a Wisconsin store parking lot. Police told ABC affiliate WISN that four men allegedly confronted a fifth and demanded the box of trading cards he was carrying. >The fifth man pulled out a gun, and the assailants fled but were arrested nearby, police said. The cards are still available on Target’s website. >Some parents are upset that they are unable to buy their children Pokémon cards because of high online prices after resellers beat them to the available supply in retail outlets. >A mother who identified herself on Yelp as Fatima D. of Cerritos gave a one-star review to a Southern California trading-card business, but her rating had nothing to do with poor service. >It’s people like them who make it so hard for CHILDREN just to get Pokémon cards and enjoy it,” she wrote. “You guys are so greedy!” >Part of the boom can be explained by increased disposable income and idle time for some people lucky enough to keep their jobs but work remotely during the pandemic, experts said. >The collecting increase also is an emotional response to coronavirus lockdowns without precedent in living memory. Stay-at-home orders left people feeling more isolated than ever before. >At a time when it was difficult to meet with people, activities built around collectibles presented an opportunity for people to bond over items that give them pleasure. “In times of stress like these, we are sort of biologically programmed to try to hold on to things, and to acquire things,” said Bradley Klontz, a psychologist and author. “Collectibles has the word in it. ‘I’m going to collect things and surround myself with things.’ And I think that’s a survival instinct at work.” >Collector and appraiser Ronnie K. Pirovino points to too many Zoom meetings and too much binge watching, which left people searching for something else. >I truly feel we can point to the amount of free time people had for reflection to allow for a certain escapism to take place and allow them to revisit some things that they may have had been interested in the past and to see how they might be able to participate in some of that again,” said Pirovino, a fine art member of the International Society of Appraisers who has served as an expert consultant to well-known auction houses including Christie’s, Sotheby’s and Bonhams. >Pirovino once owned one of the largest collections of art toys by Kaws, the moniker used by American artist and designer Brian Donnelly. But in recent years, Pirovino has redirected his collecting “with a much more personal narrative,” selling his figurines for “many millions of dollars.” >As an investment, collectibles aren’t guaranteed to hold value, as anyone who bought into the ‘90s-era Beanie Babies mania can tell you. >An analysis by Credit Suisse in October found that indexes tracking high-end collectible value gained across most categories, with varying degrees of volatility: “On aggregate, wines and fine art have returned the least. Watches and jewelry have been effective stores of value, with cumulative 10-year returns between 27% and 61%. Classic cars were by far the best-performing collectibles category.” >In a note to clients, Credit Suisse Group Chairman Urs Rohner wrote: “Given the uncertainty created by the COVID-19 pandemic and some concern about the sustainability of economic policies precipitated by the crisis, collectibles can add an extra dimension to investors’ portfolios by helping to diversify asset allocation and provide an element of safety.” https://archive.ph/ldMmt

>>65803 >Everything comes down to fucking Humans really are nothing but animals, aren't we?

>>65844 It's the power of spiral energy.

>>65827 I think they are (for now) regular food, but just made to look as unappetizing as possible. To prepare them for bug blocks like the cattle they are.

Master Chief will be the final Smash fighter. And like Sephiroth last year, he will be revealed at this year's 2021 The Game Awards show. >Halo Director Really Wants Master Chief To Join Smash Ultimate In Fighters Pass 2 https://youtu.be/GjxV_I-O_Qs >Smash Bros Ultimate: Halo Composer 'Would Love' To Work With Nintendo To Add Master Chief https://archive.is/f5qar >Twitter Gaming Asks Fans Who They'd Like To See In Smash Bros., Official Halo Account Responds With Their Pick https://archive.is/Wq6dZ

>>396958 STOP FUCKING RESPONDING TO HIM!

>>396960 You are a fucking retarded nigger holy shit.

>>396964 i see an ocean of napalm dropping on that particular spot. i am unable to see anything else right now.

>>396964 What I don't see is video games.

>>65850 Funny, I saw white phosphorus, but to each his own.

>>65851 Aku would be the kind of fuck to outlaw vidya and fun.

>>65853 THE ALMIGHTY AND ALL POWERFUL MASTER OF DARKNESS, WOULD MAKE SURE EVERY ARCADE IS FULL OF VIDEO GAMES INVOLVING THE DESTRUCTION OF THAT ACCURSED SAMURAI!

>>65854 I am just glad Samurai Jack season 5 had a decent ending, even if it was a sad one.

>>65855 The video game changed the ending if you 100% it, Jack gets to keep his waifu.

>>65856 Nice.

>>65856 Best ending

>>65856 Was that vidya any good?

>>65859 It was pretty good yes.

>>65855 >Samurai Jack season 5 had a decent ending No, it was fucking trash. First 5 episodes were alright, but the second half of season 5 was sewer shitting garbage.

>>65861 I admit that it seemed to be a bit rushed and was probably missing 3 episodes.

>>65861 I blame those faggots in charge of CN for fucking it up, the fact they let that horrible April 1st occur is proof they cared very little about it being successful or not, and just put it out there to shut people up. It was probably planned to be twice as long as it was, so it felt rushed near the end as it tried to tie things up.

>>65864 >A kikewood pedophile's wigger son is reasonable The absolute state of the world

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1427320580223774720.html https://archive.is/P1AWV https://seejane.org/wp-content/uploads/gaming-study-2021-7.pdf https://archive.is/63m82 https://archive.is/LuXdZ This crazy bitch lied about her own marriage: https://archive.is/RDCPc

>>65866 >Linking white males to mass shootings, every fucking time Were the Bataclan shooters white? Were the mass murderers in the Middle-east white?

>>396998 Scroll up a bit, faggot.

The Meme Economy https://archive.is/NUaGi just more of disgusting shit spawned out of reddit/normalfag's minds

>>397003 They played nothing but Rick & Morty the entire block without warning, so people recording what was scheduled as Samurai fucking Jack ended up recording the same Rick & Morty episode that they played on repeat the whole night.

>>397003 I think it was them preempting it with the new season of Rick and Morty

>>397003 >What did he say? White boy summer.

>>397009 It was a season premier, and I think it was even the fucking (((Pickle Rick))) episode.

>>396942 >in total its a 675,5 km match Damn m8 that's really a long way. >Add to this the fact how rushed and disorganised it was compared to the first one, it didn't manage to get a complete continuous line. What happened that made the organizer to rush it?

>>396964 I see one hell of an awkward get together. People are trying to be quiet so that the speaker can be heard, but nobody actually seems to be paying attention. Some people are still chatting, others are eating, nobody is interested. I don't know or care about the political context here. I just find this scene funny.

>>397018 Ultimately who pronounces those black folk dead? Paramedics and doctors. Paramedics and doctors who ride around in white cars and mostly white clothing which shows a strong trans-racial inclination towards being white even if that doctor or paramedic is actually black. So yes literally every black death is caused by a white person.

>>397024 Around 0:19. But honestly, on rewatch I'm pretty sure I just misheard some cheers. I'm a bit tired.

>>397027 That's why the MSM and social media had to switch from Trump Derangement Syndrome to the Covid Derangement Syndrome.

Today in "You ain't allowed to own anything" Samsung South Africa activates TV Block function to render all TV sets useless that were looted and stolen in July >TV Block is a remote, security solution that detects if Samsung TV units have been unduly activated, and ensures that the television sets can only be used by the rightful owners with a valid proof of purchase. >"This technology can have a positive impact at this time, and will also be of use to both the industry and customers in the future." >Samsung Television Block works as follows: A TV blocking system has been activated on Samsung television sets stolen from its warehouse and the blocking comes into effect when the user of a stolen television connects to the internet, in order to operate the television. https://archive.is/SConJ On a side note, is anyone out there still produce "dumb" TV? The kind of TV that doesn't require a bazillion of FB accounts to turn on.

>>397029 Speaking of TDS

>>65879 >anyone out there still produce "dumb" TV? Ironically that's called a "computer monitor" with a HDMI input.

>>397033 >Trump_touches_wall.jpg Literally, And?

>>65858 I've never understood face-sitting. Piss and shit come from there.

>>397040 ...to a commie, yeah.

>a thief is the first person to accuse others of stealing It's almost like a commie Revolutionary©™ who sucks corporate and government cock all day all day WOULD accuse everyone else of being "controlled opposition"

>>65885 >all day all day all day EVERY day

>>65879 Dumb tv is either a smart TV that uses a reciever or just coaxial input or a large computer monitor with an HDMI/Composite input. My parents got one of those smart TVs because they wanted a larger resolution and they practically never even use the "smart" part of the TV since they don't own subscription service accounts or go on the internet that much so to them it's like their old shitty LCD tv with a better picture. It's not even connected to the internet or wifi and my family's usually into actually disconnecting the power from anything that's not in use so none of that "device is passively on" shit either.

>My opinion is 100% aligned with the corporatist MSM >I'm such a rebel! Hail to the Communist Revolution©™

God, I shouldn't have posted that twatter link, I incited these two niggers to shit the thread with their pissing contest.

>>65879 I doubt anyone makes televisions without "smart" shit built in now. It's become cheaper since they already have the process for it so I imagine if we ever do see "dumb" tvs it will be at an even higher cost because people will be willing to pay anything to get out of that bullshit. I've set up a monitor for someone else as a tv, it was just a pain because their tv shit is so old it can only hook up coax or rca so it needed converting. They like it better than their old tv so whatever.

>>65889 Yes, shame on you.

>>65879 >On a side note, is anyone out there still produce "dumb" TV? There are, but like others already said those are still just embedded computers without preinstalled stream bloat at the end of the day. I bought a specifically a "nonSMART" tv relatively recently as a cheapest replacement my ancient shit that died, took a look through its manual and found open sauce licenses for what is basically an embedded ARM linux distro slapped on a monitor and no ethernet/wifi preinstalled.

>>397060 This, they'd likely shill for a communist america to nationalize apple and then normalize the talent pool with python plebians.

>American McGee went all "the lockdown in West Taiwan isn't that bad comparing to what currently happens in Australia right now" https://archive.is/M3TG6 I guess become chinkbot is the only way for anyone to do anything there.

>>65883 Sometimes, when the ass is that fat, you gotta become a chair. It's a form of ass appreciation.

>>397072 >At least the chinks don't kill pets when you get quarantined Chinks threw dogs off of rooftops. I guess there is a slim chance that they survived the fall, but I doubt it.

>>397072 They just left them there, slowly starving to death. Very humane. https://archive.is/0UBQK

>>65895 To be fair, he's right about Australia taking things to the extreme.

>>65883 I assume it's in the same camp as breast smothering and headscissors in that someone wants a warm fleshy part surrounding or wrapped around their head. It just sounds nice because asses, tits and thighs are sexy bits of a ladies so why not. At least that's what I think, it's not my fetish either. >>65899 They're both fucking awful and this idea that you have to choose one over none is ridiculous. I like Mcgee but come on

Good morning burger anons, sorry for the question that I have to ask but here it is: Where are the instances in the New Testament that the apostles of Jesus Christ preaches about fighting evil with force? Kindly cite verses on what books they might be. Because I have a feeling that God never thought of just turning the other cheek when being slapped like this. I just cannot comprehend on how every Christians are not standing up against this madness.

>>65901 Turning the other cheek and giving all your clothes to soldiers were meant as strategic choices to make romans look barbaric, and the soldier would get in trouble with their platoon leader for taking too much shit. Of course this message was watered down into being a cuck since we decided things like the talmud are gay and rely on the most accurate way of storing history, oral tradition. Its not an answer to your question since I'm not a christcuck but it should give some context. Also >>>/pol/ might be a better fit without being a completely dead board.

Hey Anons, if anyone accuses you of rape, don't worry. Just say that the consent was implied according to the UN.

>>65901 Someone could correct me if I'm wrong >Because I have a feeling that God never thought of just turning the other cheek when being slapped like this. The funny reason for turning the other cheek was to force the Romans to slap you with the palm, and not the backhand, therefore treating you like an equal to the Romans. Which didn't sit well with the Romans, same thing with walking the extra mile. Because Romans could force a non-Roman to carry their gear (for a Roman mile) but not further or they would get in trouble with their superiors. So by walking the extra mile, the Roman would have to beg you to stop, thus humiliating the Roman. Be a radical like Jesus.

>>65897 >Chinks threw dogs off of rooftops I thought it was cats, Don't they "prepare the food" by tying dogs to the back of their car and drive through the city because "suffering makes the meat tastier"?

>>65897 >>65898 Which is awful but it's the sort of thing that one cones to expect from China, especially post Mao's China. Not from a place like Australia. At this point Anglo derived countries have zero moral latitude to say much at all about the likes of China and that's both sad and a little frightening.

>>65847 You smashniggers always forget that an unwritten requirement to be in Smash is to be from a vidya franchise that has had at least 1 game in a Nintendo console. Sonic has multiple games on Nintendo devices, Metal Gear has games on the NES, GC and 3DS, Final Fantasy has the first 6 games and various spin-offs (but Cloud and Sephiroth were the selected characters because they are by far the most recognizable of the franchise, although FF7 eventually came to the Switch), Persona has the Q and Royal spin-offs (and the first SMT games if you include its parent series, Fatal Fury had its first games on SNES and the virtual console, and Minecraft has ports for the 3DS, Wii U and Switch. Meanwhile, not a single Halo-related game has ever been available in a Nintendo platform.

>>65883 It's a nigger fetish. That's why most sheeboon's desired shape is basically an ass with supporting structures.

>>65907 and YOU forget who's calling the shots in this shitshow

>>65829 Oh cool, Transmetropolitan. I always liked that comic. >>65901 Does any site on the 'ring still have a Christian board?

>>65907 First of all, the requirement is not written and therefore irrelevant, secondly Sakurai decides. Thirdly, you fucking cannot predict what's inside that crazy Nip's head. I am not saying Master Chief is the fighter, but he very well could be.

>>65908 >vid Coming to a nigger hood near you https://yewtu.be/watch?v=24jufNhuUSI Remember to take the GEP Gun

>>65912 Can't see that one lasting too long.

>>65826 >Food is terrible in airplanes <That's because you paid for economy class >Schools <That's why you pack a lunch >Hospitals <That's because it's plain food without any spices, perspectives, or sweeteners added for the sole purpose of making sure that the hospital knows that a patient cannot relapse for whatever reason

>>65905 I am pretty sure it was for dogs only considering cats can land from pretty high falls without being injured. But yes, the suffering shit too.

>>65914 I haven't been in that many airplanes but I often found their food nice, mainly because it was a nice hot filling meal on an otherwise boring stretch of hours where I can't do much besides try to sleep over the noise. Used to like their desserts too.

>>65904 >Be a radical Whoa now. Like Tarrant? Or Breivik? I can see you glowing.

>>65912 Wait nvm, the dems are already calling for this thing to get banned https://yewtu.be/watch?v=A6--xKvO0-M

>>65907 >Final Fantasy has the first 6 games and various spin-offs (but Cloud and Sephiroth were the selected characters because they are by far the most recognizable of the franchise, although FF7 eventually came to the Switch) Both were in Theatrhythm on the 3DS, and Cloud was in the Kingdom Hearts: CoM and Final Fantasy Explorers. >>65916 From what I know and have been told, the quality of airline service really took a nosedive the more the TSA and the government got involved with regulating airline travel. I doubt it's a universal for all airline services (Especially those outside of the U.S.), but I'm given the impression that most don't really care about the quality of their service unless you really pay out for first or second class. >>65917 >Be a radical <Immediately equates that to being a terrorist And, people wonder why Anons hate the /cow/ards who hide behind Tor. For those non-cancerous Torpedos, post some tits.

>>397117 >start shooting Please stop glowing. It's rather obvious. >>65919

>>65919 Well I've only been on two airline services as far as I remember and this was me cheaping out and picking the least expensive tickets I could find. Lufthansa which was really, really nice, I think they had some salmon and rice and since I rarely have salmon like one a year I was ridiculously happy with it. Service was all around fine but I don't really expect much besides friendly attendants so my bar is low. And Egyptair, which usually just serves rice and chicken/beef with some broth and steamed veggies which is nice mainly because it's hot more than the actual taste or quality from what I recall(it's been more than a decade so). So maybe it's worse in the US.

>>65919 >tits Here you go.

>>65819 Klauss looks aright but the rest are shit. Toy Story didn't need another sequel. >>65907 I got to wonder if Smash will retain its identity as a cast of Nintendo characters fighting one another since Ultimate is getting too many 3rd party crossover characters, just to attract more normalfags. >>65911 >secondly Sakurai decides Nintendo are the ones that makes the ultimate decision on who's gonna be in Smash or not. https://archive.ph/2iKKi https://archive.ph/PjQgT https://archive.ph/KxJ5p >>65912 >>65918 Why is New York full of Jews?

>>65819 Klaus was fucking great tho, hard to believe that it came from Netflix.

>>65924 >I got to wonder if Smash will retain its identity as a cast of Nintendo characters fighting one another since Ultimate is getting too many 3rd party crossover characters, just to attract more normalfags. Assuming that Sakurai finally retires from the franchise, is almost certain that the next installment will cut most of the third party and a lot of the first/second party characters (starting with the clones) that were brought only to fulfill Ultimate's "Everyone is here!" gimmick.

>>65926 >>65924 I have a feeling that Sakurai leaving after Ultimate will be another high water mark for Smash like Melee. Everything after this will be compared to Ultimate which will become a new generations Melee. Obviously whatever Nintendo does with Smash 6 will be poo-pooed all over and “gamers” will be to blame. Publications will write stories about how new and inclusive the teams working on it are compared to the early days of Smash development they’ll only talk about the localization team, of course and chastise “toxic fans” for not liking it. It will be another culture war disaster. People will be asking for more positive female fighter representation and Nintendo will be pressured into making at least one character an LGBTQ insert but that’ll only happen in the American versions of the game and they’ll take a not gay fighter and make then gay in the translation. Despite all the arguments about Smash, it’s still all focused on the game and gameplay itself. Expect that to change when Sakurai leaves and the development of Smash 6 starts up.

>>65927 I expect Smash 6 be a rehash of Ultimate (or even Smash 4) but with even less game modes and with a truckload of characters sold separately. I also expect Sakurai working in a new game and then dying or retiring shortly after it.

>>65924 >I got to wonder if Smash will retain its identity as a cast of Nintendo characters fighting one another since Ultimate is getting too many 3rd party crossover characters, just to attract more normalfags. Due to how successful Ultimate was, I doubt Smash 6 will retain its identity of a Nintendo character fighting game since all the sales come from normalfags who want 3rd party characters over say Ray from Custom Robo. >>65927 Oh please, now you're just being a paranoid faggot. Smash 6 is gonna be shit, but only because it's more likely that Nintendo would get someone from the existing Smash Bros team to take over rather than hire someone like say Daisuke or PMDT to take over development of the game. They're not gonna put in Sans as an actual character or anything like that. The only reason Steve got in was because Minecraft sells gangbusters, and appeals to children.

>>65910 >Transmetropolitan Some parts of it age better than others. All of it ages better than its writer, who went full Socjus around the time it became fashionable in comics, wrote the godawful Netflix Castlevania adaptation, and subsequently got the metoo treatment.

>>65930 I wish he would have gotten the metoo treatment before he wrote Netflixvania.

>>65930 <subsequently got the metoo treatment. >be Warren Ellis >literal human potato >create a forum for wannabe "comic writers" >women abound on said forum, cause they're women and can only follow >get humongous amounts of pussy despite being a root vegetable look-alike >after 20 years of and unending flood of free pussy gets accused of mind control to get said pussy >"I apologize for all the punany I got" And so dies another legend.

>>65883 >>65896 Face-sitting is a patrician fetish. Just like, imagine the smell. You could use the same logic against performing cunnilingus as well I suppose. anilingus is truly shit though, the butthole isn't meant for sex, and requires lots of prep anyways.

>>65924 >I got to wonder if Smash will retain its identity as a cast of Nintendo characters fighting one another That went out the window with Smash 4.

>>65932 The fucking kike is responsible for ruining Castlevania along with the edgy poo.

>>65774 I wouldnt put it past chris to actually start dropping bombs, he still has that old newgrounds shitposting attitude, besides being an irish lad.

>>65937 This is why we need the lightbringer, to combat such evil.

>>65912 This thing's going to need an auto turret strapped to it if it wants to actually reduce crime in Jew York. Perhaps some light armor in case the nigger doesn't shoot sideways. >>65933 I've done nothing but think about ass, sometimes on my face, for two days straight. Black ass, for some reason.

>>65938 I still fidn it funny how assblasted linkara is about chris imitating him while doug walker was having a blast at the voices.

>>65940 Is he still mad about it, or it's because everyone is referencing it now?

>>65941 Hes specially butthurt because people now call him the lightbringer just to piss him off because of oney.

>>65942 He was trending on twitter yesterday when everyone decided to start mocking him for mass blocking.

>>65942 I don't much about it, really, was that lightbringer stuff some self-insert OC or something?

>>65944 It was his really shitty MS Paint self insert webcomic from the early 2000s, around the time he would lurk futanari forums and post gay dead muppets.

>>65945 >gay dead muppets Somehow, this feels worse than the self-insert webcomic.

>>65946 He also wants to fuck the green M&M.

>>65929 They’re not going to make Smash 6. They’re going to port Ultimate just like how they ported Mario Kart 8.

>>65948 I'd honestly be fine with that

>>65947 Could've been worse, he could've chosen the yellow one.

>>65948 That would be ok, imagine if mortal kombat had done that with UMK3.

>>65948 >mfw they decide to call it Smash Bros Ultimate Edition

>>65951 Instead we got Trilogy.

>>65954 Exactly.

Gamescom Opening Night Live Trailer Teases Far Cry 6, Death Stranding Director’s Cut, and Much More <Other titles include Sifu, Back 4 Blood, Genshin Impact, Replaced, LEGO Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga and possibly Unknown 9: Awakening. >Gamescom Opening Night Live returns this week with world premieres, announcements and much more. Hosted by Geoff Keighley, it will feature over 30 different games, whether its updates for existing games or brand new reveals. As if the excitement was palpable enough, a new trailer has been released, further hyping up what’s coming. >Several recognizable games can be seen from Far Cry 6 and Death Stranding (possibly indicating the debut of the Director’s Cut launch trailer) to Genshin Impact and Replaced. There are some other interesting titles, like the one at 0:35 which could be gameplay from Unknown 9: Awakening. Sifu, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Shredder’s Revenge and Back 4 Blood can also be seen. >On Twitter, Keighley teased more news on additional titles soon. For now, we know that Saints Row will have an announcement, possibly a reboot for the series, while Call of Duty: Vanguard sees the world premiere for its gameplay. LEGO Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga is also getting a “new look” trailer. Gamescom Opening Night Live airs on August 25th at 11 AM PST to stay tuned for more announcements. https://archive.ph/7PSZk The Sexuality Of DC Comics' New Superman (Spoilers) >A month or so ago, we broke the news that Tim Drake, Batman's third Robin, would be revealed as a bisexual young man. In the Batman: Urban Legends comic book from DC Comics, he was seen going on a date with an old schoolfriend Bernard Dowd. Many news headlines followed our confirmation last week, full of headlines about a bisexual Robin. Not something entirely backed up by the comic book in question which stuck to the bi-curious possibility, but later confirmed by DC Comics publicity. A few people wondered what would be next. >This curiosity led to the rumour mill spinning in the direction of Jonathan Kent, the young adult son of Clark Kent and Lois Lane, and current lead of the Superman: Son Of Kal-El comic book series by Tom Taylor and John Timms. In DC Comics continuity, the original Superman, Clark Kent is traveling to a distant planet WarWorld and leaving his son behind as the Superman of Earth. In a future comic book storyline, Future State, we saw Jonathan Kent remaining as the Superman of Earth while his father was trapped for years on WarWorld. And while current storylines are teasing that version of the story, which would have been the new status quo if DC's 5G publishing plan had gone ahead, we presume that the status quo will at some point be returned. Because that's what generally happens with superhero comics. >But that hasn't stopped headlines hitting the comics outrage press. You know, the kind of sites that monetize knee-jerk reactions of divisiveness in an anti-virtue circle jerk. And then the geek clickbait sites (okay, more-clickbaity-than-us sites) who don't actually examine what's actually going on follow up. >But it was also then picked up by gay-themed news sites, who think this is some kind of DC PR release. And also repeating claims that this is somehow an attempt to stop paying Superman royalties to the estates of the character's creators from DC by making Jonathan Kent the main Superman. So it's time for Bleeding Cool to step in, talk to some actual sources, and run some spoilers to let you know something a little closer as to what is going on. >First, Jonathan Kent is indeed becoming the Superman of the DC Comics Universe while his dad is away. But this won't have any effect on the way Superman creators Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster will be credited and their estates paid whatever payments would be due for the use of any Superman or Superman-derived character. You can see that with DC's use of Supergirl, a character they had no hand in creating, yet get the credit and payment. Whoever is DC's Superman, Siegel and Shuster will get the same agreed credits and recompense. Not the billions they should have got, of course, but that's another story >But as for Jonathan Kent's sexuality? Well, yes, that is definitely up for discussion. Before DC Comics' 2020 5G plans were abandoned, Jonathan Kent was intended to have a relationship with Jenny Sparks/Quantum of the Authority. But now? >Jonathan Kent is a human/Kryptonian hybrid, and DC Comics is currently intending him to be portrayed as a queer young man, though the exact labels are up in the air. Or up in the sky. Gay, bi, pan, it may be a while till this comes to fruition on the page. >However, that is only one part of the parcel that is Jonathan Kent. Tom Taylor has stated that "He gets one very good friend very early on, by issue three. Someone that he can talk to, that can be a confidant like Damian Wayne. And they're going to have a big role in this." And in today's Superman; Son Of Kal-El #2, we meet that friend, Jay Nakamura who is inspiring Jonathan Kent Superman to act in a more political fashion. So who knows where that might lead? https://archive.ph/sRmtV

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Resident Evil 4 Fans Believe Capcom Could Be Teasing a Remake Announcement >Resident Evil 4 fans are under the impression that Capcom is teasing the announcement of a remake for the most popular entry in the long-running series on social media. While such a reveal could make sense given that Gamescom 2021 is set to take place within the coming days, in all likelihood, this tweet that has caused some commotion is just meant to call back to another entry in the franchise. >Seen on the official Resident Evil Twitter account today, Capcom simply tweeted out the number four followed by the words "Itchy" and "Tasty. >Obviously, for many fans, simply seeing the number four in any capacity immediately made many believe that a remake of Resident Evil 4 could be getting teased in this tweet. After all, reports have stated for well over a year at this point that Capcom is looking to create a remake of the fourth mainline entry in the series, much as it has done with Resident Evil 2 and Resident Evil 3. >While many of the comments in response to this post were focused on the idea that Resident Evil 4 remake could be unveiled quite soon, others were quick to point out that this tweet is simply calling back to a popular journal entry from the first Resident Evil. >Specifically, this archive breaks down the thought process of a man who is slowly turning into a zombie. The final entry in this journal then eerily ends with the words, <4. Itchy. Tasty." >Still, while this might just be a fun tweet from Capcom meant to allude to the first Resident Evil title, it is a bit strange to see this message come about right now. After all, Capcom is surely aware that many fans are hungry for a remake of Resident Evil 4, so to even tweet the number four would surely begin to generate buzz. Whether there were any ulterior motives from Capcom when it comes to tweeting this out isn't known, but it's likely not a tease of anything related to RE4. https://archive.ph/VgpUO Disney Reportedly Developing Live-Action Digimon Project >Every industry loves to jump on the latest craze to try and make it work for themselves, and the original success of Digimon was heavily indebted to a pair of widespread phenomena. >The concept originated as a small electronic device housing virtual pets that was looking to piggyback off the Tamagotchi insanity of the mid-to-late 1990s, while the cartoon series arrived just as Pokemon was reaching the zenith of its cultural powers. >Since then, we’ve seen nine TV shows spanning well over 450 episodes, as well as eighteen feature films, all revolving around roughly the same basic premise. >A human child comes into contact with a digital monster in either the real or online world, and using a Digivice they can train, power up and bond with their Digimon. >Last year it was reported that Disney had inherited the live-action rights to the property after the Mouse House acquired Fox and assumed control of countless brands that fell under the studio’s purview, and we’re now hearing from our sources – the same ones who told us Ben Affleck was returning as Batman in The Flash long before it was confirmed – that the new regime could be looking to deliver the first-ever Digimon project in more than two dimensions. >If Digimon is indeed in development behind the scenes, then you can bet it’ll be written off in some quarters as a reactionary move being used to combat Netflix’s surprise announcement that a Pokemon show was in the works for the streamer. While that would be true to a certain extent, each franchise is similar yet different enough to exist within the live-action realm, and it would be great news for fans were the Disney machine behind the former. https://archive.ph/1XAQX

>>65958 I fail to see how 4 itchy tasty could be a reference to anything but re1.

>>397368 >Pay No.

>>65958 >Disney Reportedly Developing Live-Action Digimon Project DEAR GOD, NO!!!

>>397370 >live in shit area all my life >all small businesses are BLM commie grifters >town already hates me for being the only non socialist >shunned from community, family lives in eternal embarrassment >already banned from going into 19 of the 30 businesses in my town >covid bans me from 8 more businesses over masks <durr shop local I hope some industrial disaster either kills everyone or causes them to lose their homes and have to move.

>>65659 never do that again

>>65956 Gamescom isn't trending even among German normalfags anymore. >>65958 >Remake of RE 4 Walking simulator and no loli this time. It will be shit. >Disney Digimon So their strategy now is to waste money "countering" any author that is against the failed leftard ideology?

>>65961 They did it with Pokemon. What makes you think they would stop there? Can't wait for a black Ruki and a trans Renamon(which technically even makes sense)

>>65962 >inb4 go be the change you want to be

>>65962 Why didn't you literally burn the whole town with everyone but yourself inside yet?

>>65965 >image WHY

>>397382 You need to stop with this IP hopping just to post irrelevant articles. This isn't even related to video games at all.

>>397385 It doesn't. It's a fucking cartoon & isn't even confirmed for coming back. 2 of your articles are from 2017 too. You're just spamming.

>>397382 This isn't related to games.

>>65962 You should really just cut ties and move anon.