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Rules and Metafaggotry Anonymous 07/21/2022 (Thu) 19:35:18 No. 1 [Reply]
Welcome to /his/! I missed the comfy historical shitposting from wheelchan, so I figured I'd make it here. I assumed somebody already did or they went to the webring, but I guess not. Please use this thread to ask questions about moderation and general metafaggotry. I'll also pin some useful resources I may find and will update it. Generally speaking, as long as you post a thread in a historical context, it's all fair game. Alt-history discussion is also allowed. Contemporary events aren't allowed, however I'm still iffy on what the specific cut-off before something stops being on-topic. Currently, I'm deciding anything from 2020 hitherto, but that's subject to change. Lemme know what you anons think about it. Rules 1 - Global Rules apply (obviously). 2 - No Spam. 3 - Current Year events aren't allowed, go to >>>/pol/ if you want to discuss contemporary events. 4 - No discord links. 5 - Nudity is allowed, however try to keep on topic. Useful Links Archive of the Archive thread back on wheelchan: https://web.archive.org/web/20190102080448/https://8ch.net/his/res/12372.html /lit/'s philosophy guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1y8_RRaZW5X3xwztjZ4p0XeRplqebYwpmuNNpaN_TkgM/mobilebasic?pli=1 Digital Book Index, a website that hosts a ton of free ebooks:http://www.digitalbookindex.org/
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Who are some of your favorite historical figures, and why? Anonymous 08/26/2023 (Sat) 20:02:05 Id: 01a3cf No. 82 [Reply]
Andrew Jackson has always been one of my favorites, or at least, one I find particularly interesting. >Survived 103 duels >In one such duel, he got shot, and returned fire, killing his opponent instantly with a bullet to the heart >Fucking hated banks >Kicked injun savages out west via Trail of Tears >Beat the shit out of his would-be assassin with a cane to the point where a bunch of senators had to hold him back because he was "being too rough" >Receives 1400lbs of cheese as a gift >After his wife starts to complain about the smell, he invites the common man to come over and eat all this cheese >Gone within 2 hours >Supposedly his parrot had to be removed from his funeral because it swore too much Who are some historical figures you find to be awesome or even just interesting to read about?
>>82 Andrew Jackson also publicly told the Supreme Court to go fuck themselves. He was a pretty based guy. Theodore Roosevelt was a genuine tough guy who was also smart, charismatic, and pragmatic. Some nutbar shot him while he was preparing to give a speech, and he went out to give the speech, with a bullet wound, after telling his bodyguards to stop beating the man who had just shot him, who was obviously so far gone as to not know what he was doing. Eisenhower is remembered in pop culture as a Dan Quayle level retard because he had trouble saying the word "nuclear." He played football at West Point and still graduated first in his class. He was a very sharp guy who had no tolerance for bullshit. In 1956, when the UK, France, and Israel invaded Egypt, Eisenhower publicly told the British government that the US would sell off all its holdings of the pound sterling and tank their currency if they didn't call it off and withdraw their troops. During a meeting with Anthony Eden, the UK's prime minister, when Eden tried to justify the invasion, Eisenhower called him a bullshit artist to his face, using those words. Eisenhower took no shit from anybody. It is maybe a shame that he chose Nixon to be VP, but nobody's perfect. I don't hate Nixon, but he should have gotten out of politics after fumbling the debate with Kennedy horribly on live TV in 1960. I don't think he was the cackling loony portrayed in to many bad Saturday Night Live sketches. He was a smart, driven, hard-working, savvy guy, with a history of public service and medals of commendation from serving in the Navy during the war. He also lacked charisma and was openly despised by Hollywood and the newsmedia. Fifty years ago they all had Nixon Derangement Syndrome worse than anyone has Trump Derangement Syndrome today, and he wasn't charismatic enough or well enough liked by the rest of his party to weather that. Opening diplomatic relations with China in 1972 enraged pretty much his entire party and when the Watergate crisis got manufactured out of rumors and thin air--the Church Commission is mainly remembered for exposing the CIA's dirty tricks, but one of the things uncovered was that Lyndon Johnson also had the FBI spying on and blackmailing thousands of people, opening mail, bugging phones, bugging motel rooms, bugging homes, they spied on Goldwater's campaign, on most of Congress, on journalists, on civil rights activists, on antiwar activists, on "intellectuals" who criticized the Johnson Administration from Timothy Leary to William F. Buckley, and LBJ had just died so it was safe to talk about it for about ten minutes before it got pushed out of the news cycle and dropped down the Memory Hole--all the Republicans in Congress silently turned their backs and let the Democrats gang-rape him over rumors that he was trying to cover up that he'd done, once, something that Johnson had just spent five years doing twice every morning before breakfast. I don't think he was an evil man but for America in the early 1970s, Nixon, with his sweaty, jowly, unshaven face that looked like it belonged on a wanted poster, was the wrong man, at the wrong time, in the wrong place.
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Gonna bump this thread with another of my personal favorites: Neal "Nellis" Ellis, a man who defeated a rebel army out of pure spite. Not really a major historical figure per se, but still an interesting man to read about. >Born in 1949 in South Africa >Fights in the Rhodesian Bush war >Joins the South African Army >Learns to fly attack helicopters >Masters the Mi-24 HIND >Apartheid ends, can't serve in the SAAF anymore because muh white devil >Gets his own HIND >Becomes a mercenary >Have gunship, will travel >Almost every African communist/anti-western group ends up putting a price on his head >Fights the Congo War >In the year 2000 he gets hired by Sierra Leone >RUF rebel army has surrounded Sierra Leone's capital, Freetown >It's nighttime, so helis can't fly >SL army has been practically overrun

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>>88 I heard about this guy. He trolled the RUF so hard that he should have painted a Trollface on the side of his choppa and mounted loudspeakers on it to play "Trolololo" before every attack. BASED.

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Anonymous 07/21/2022 (Thu) 20:33:25 Id: 720b1c No. 4 [Reply]
Can we talk about how the spanish inquisition did nothing wrong and most of the black legend were protestant and french lies?
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SPAIN DID WRONG SETTING my city atop a steeep mountain like dafuq 1 cant raise nice tall buildings with apartments over 100k bux prices without the hill underneath its foundation toppling by itself spreading dirt and debree all over the only mountain road to the rest of the world, just because the king's colonialistic dicks didn't like the tropical plains weather That and spanniards being greedy nosers bringing filthy jesuita jews all over America,, like my town doesn't have castles like CASTILLA rather only 20 colonial jesuits' churches with arabic domes that used to indoctrinate peasants to wage war against the french republic idealists centuries before there even existing a college to educate people farther than reading the PADRE NUESTRO QUE ESTÁS EN LOS CIELOS QUE SE MAME UN GUABO ESPAÑA!!
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>>76 Anon what the fuck are you talking about?
>>4 In current year the propaganda is mainly spread by a certain (((Tribe))) that is still butthurt after twelve centuries that the Spaniards noticed that they kept betraying them and opening the gates for the Moors. The Spaniards did something about it, and the Inquisition will forever be hated and demonized.

APPEAL TO A FREE JAPAN! Anonymous 12/04/2023 (Mon) 08:25:06 Id: 6fd3d8 No. 85 [Reply]
Appeal to a free Japan. Samurai, Kuril Islands are not a disputed territory - this is your land, the land of your fathers! We have been fighting our common enemy Russia for almost 2 years. Despite the fact that their forces are ten times greater than ours, we have learned to destroy them not with quantity, but with quality. And we are ready to teach you how to fight this enemy so that you can reclaim your lands. Contact us with email: john_chishima @ proton . me. We will reply you as soon as possible

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Austria fucking sucks Anonymous 07/21/2022 (Thu) 20:45:39 Id: bb149c No. 12 [Reply]
Why is Austria so fucking shit? like think about Austrias most famous accomplishment is inbreeding. All they did was marry themselves into a position of power and then kept that power by fucking their cousins. When it comes to military matters they were blown the fuck out by pretty much every other European nation. People talk about how italy was the only europeans to lose a war against africans. I am 100% certain that if austria had bothered to try and get african colonies they would have lost every single one of them instantly. I am just going to say it: the anschluss was not a bad idea, it was a great idea in fact. Austria should not be separate from the rest of germany.
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>>13 I thought Spain was part of the austrian empire not the other way around.
>>65 Charles was son of the daughter of isabella and ferdinand, and began his rule of spain 4 years before becoming holy roman emperor.
>>12 Wasn't the AUG and Glock firearms invented in Austria? Those are successful and IMO aesthetically pleasing designs. :) The austro-hungarian empire was also an impressive empire. Austria today seems like a quaint place to live.

Alternate history Anonymous 07/22/2022 (Fri) 07:01:57 Id: 48dcab No. 25 [Reply]
Let's talk about history that could have been.
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>>55 >what it would mean for the common people under Nationalist rule. To be honest I dont think they would be that different. The chinese are really patriotic for better or worse and I cant see that changing with a nationalist victory.
>>60 Well yeah, but its a real thing to think about, natsocs were socialists, would they have gone down the centralized, planned economy or stop being a bunch of autists and let people trade and do business in peace? >>63 I always thought the outcome of a nationalist victory wouldnt realyl be internal but external, the entire cold war would have been vastly different, atleast in asia.
>>64 >or stop being a bunch of autists and let people trade and do business in peace? They already did this. This is the problem with people being unable, or unwilling to actually read about their economy. It was a mixed economy with a large private sector, with the biggest elements of the private sector in large corporations being pit against each other by the government for competitive contracts. Small and middle class businesses existed already and grew after the Weimar spending fuckups were dealt with. Frankly, National Socialism is a mostly philosophical kind of ideology that could be applied to different power and economic structures. They hated democracy, but they weren't really economic ideologues on anything that didn't pertain to usury and self-sufficiency (Autarky) of their own country. Would have been in a lot better position to reform wherever they needed to as a result. >>55 >Take China for instance Well the way it, we would mostly be wondering how China deals with territory it claimed like Xinjiang (Xigur territory), Tibet, and Mongolia. It's likely that because of Mongolia's connection to the USSR that China would pragmatically back off that claim. They may have negotiated a deal with Tibet either involving autonomy or independence depending on what the Chinese thought were in their best interests. Internally, I mean we saw how Taiwan developed. Highly likely that they liberalize to a high degree, after about a few decades of dictatorship like Taiwan and the ROK. Maybe there would be less incentive for this with China being more or less intact, but it's far more likely in this timeline than in PRC takeover. >>56 >spoiler Leaving out the bit about internal trade tariffs and unfavorable taxes on Southern trade that only benefited Northern industrialists. South would have definitely dropped slaves in the long run and industrialized more in order to remain competitive going into the late 19th and early 20th century. >the South would slowly lose its original identity Their identity wouldn't go anywhere, Southern culture still survives today. A change of economic policies doesn't really change this, especially since it would still largely be an agrarian economy even with further industrialization. The big question with the South is how it would compete with what remained of the US, and like mentioned, whether the World Wars would spill over into the Americas and drag us into the retarded slaughter of millions of the best people the Western world had.

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Anonymous 07/21/2022 (Thu) 20:32:51 Id: 8492fe No. 3 [Reply]
I CONSIDER THAT CARTHAGE MUST BE DESTROYED!
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>>3 >All Brujah present make a frenzy check.
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>>14 It was the closest the seemingly invincible Roman Empire had come or would come to actual meaningful defeat in a very, very long time. That's why Carthage was completely razed after the Punic wars, because there was no way in hell they were going to take a chance with the Carthaginians again.
>>14 He was more impressive by comparison, given the sheer amount of Romans he killed during the 2nd Punic War. Cannae in particular has been studied to death by historians and generals. >>36 More like T-34s, if they had a soul. Also muh f35 bad meme, lol.

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Future /his/ Anonymous 07/21/2022 (Thu) 21:32:59 Id: 57cbec No. 21 [Reply]
What do you guys think will the people of the future think of us? Do you think they'll be able to formulate a realistic depiction of our timeline?
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>>27 Something I just remembered, Korea wouldn't be divided. even if the 2 koreas had been made the south would have won if not for the chicoms helping the north koreans. But in an alternate world where the nationalists are china then Korea might be wholly unified.
>>73 >9 days later I only now realize I posted this in the wrong thread. Wow I am fucking retarded.
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>>23 What will they say about this image (drawn by CWC btw)?

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Native Americans: History, language and mythology. Does it really exist? Anonymous 07/22/2022 (Fri) 17:54:10 Id: 6cbfa2 No. 37 [Reply]
There's a serious question because I'm trying to work in a work of fiction including native americans, but the thing is that there are no dictionaries, story books, mythology books nor any record of native american culture that isn't behind books that cost hundreds of dollars. They don't even have decent wikipedia pages when people already autistically wrote about the family tree of the greek gods. Do they actually have an history or culture? or is all of it lost because they couldn't even bother making drawings to record their history? I'm too autistic to make up names when there should be a base to use, but if it keeps going like that I might have to use made up names like Chunga Chunga Pulunga because the indians keep talking how rich is their culture and themselves don't know anything beyond casinos and elven larping.
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Well, I refuse to believe that the whole board is dead already, so let's throw some wood to the fire. Any examples of slavery between the tribes?
>>61 who cares. Fucking gut the lawless savages.
I heard once about how one tribe would go out into the woods to meditate and while doing so they would be visited by their spirit animal. The chief that the video was talking about never actually revealed what his spirit animal was though.

Meditations, History of Stoicism, and general Philosophy thread Anonymous 07/21/2022 (Thu) 21:03:20 Id: 4de5b8 No. 17 [Reply]
Having read Marcus Auerlius' Meditations a couple of times already, I've become deeply enamored with stoic philosophy. Outside of Auerlius, are there any other stoic philosophers anons would recommend? Also, I guess this'll be a general philosophy thread. http://classics.mit.edu/Antoninus/meditations.html
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>>17 Thats cool and all, but where are the diogenes memes?
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>>19 he was a cynic not a stoic.

pdfs Anonymous 07/21/2022 (Thu) 20:05:54 Id: ac52e1 No. 2 [Reply]
Post yer .pdfs here.
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