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/co/ Pain Thread 6: The Real One Edition Anonymous 03/12/2023 (Sun) 23:51:28 No. 32966
I wanted to wait for the last thread to move off page 1 before making a new one. Ignore the other one made only to post lol thread images relating to Rebecca Sugar with no relevance to current topics. There's actual shit to talk about. Set photos & video have leaked for Joker 2. (((Seth Rogen's))) TMNT has a trailer giving us yet another worse Blapril. Shazam 2 is about to come out with no fanfare because WB did nothing to promote it. James Gunn has put himself in charge of the upcoming Superman movie for DC's rebooted movie universe. DC continues dropping cheap horrible ripoffs of animated movies not worth watching.
>>32966 Set video from Joker 2. Don't worry about no sound. It's just meaningless noise. You can't hear Joaquin Phoenix. Current theory is Arthur is being chased by delusions of himself. One being the Joker persona & the other being his previous self wearing the clown mask.
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The Super Mario Bros. movie has also received it's final trailer. This may shock you for an Illumination movie but it feels really soulless. The bare minimum for this movie should've been making the characters sound like they would based on the games. They couldn't even do that. Chris Pratt as Mario is just Chris Pratt with little to energy behind his voice or an attempt to do an impression. Peach is unfittingly a bored take charge girlboss, Jack Black is trying but can't escape his usual Jack Black mannerisms, & (((Seth Rogen))) is of course here to also ruin the experience as Donkey Kong. It feels like Luigi & maybe Toad are the only ones who actually have voices behind them trying to sound good.
This is a real poster for Disney's The Little Mermaid live action remake. Not a photoshop compiled together in a few hours.
>>32969 And look at that. The full movie trailer dropped now too.
>>32972 Instantly a better movie.
>>32970 >releasing the trailer on the same day and time ss the academy awards are taking place It's obvious that the Jews at Disney have zero faith in this film and want to avoid promoting it, just as they avoided promoting Strange World (which was a fiasco too).
>>32974 Strange World was doomed for failure & they knew that. This though they're trying to promote at what's, on paper, the biggest night of the year regarding movies. They likely know it's garbage though. I'm sure most of the celebrities there know it's garbage. But who's gonna speak up? No one because they'll just be called racist for saying they don't think a movie with a fish eyed negress is good.
>>32970 Am I just that aware of it, or is the CGI THAT bad?
>>32976 It's not just you. Bad CGI always looks bad even on lower video quality. It is just that terrible. Not just the fish but the underwater look in general is terrible.
>>32972 I'd watch that do hard
>>32970 Even low budget SyFy channel movies have better CGI than this.
>>32982 I don't know if I'd go that far.
>>32968 Jack Black is also a jew, also I dislike prettyboy doing his normal voice on the character you least expected, anyone from The Sopranos could've done better.
Disney is currently advancing robotics just for the sake of their parks being filled with mascots of all types. First the parks. Then the military.
The sequel movie about the black twink invented by a black obsessed bald jew is shockingly going to include an interracial romance. Miles once more just gets Peter's hand me downs. Literally spray painted one of Peter's costumes. Now he's gonna get the alternate universe version of Peter's major love interest, Gwen, but it's okay because she's significantly younger than Gwen would be. Enjoy your bloated propaganda. https://archive.md/ts15A
>>32994 >Disney is currently advancing robotics They have for decades. (Classic) Disney live action films were famous for their usage of animatronics.
>>33002 This is on another level though. Walking talking androids.
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>>32966 >TMNT has a trailer giving us yet another worse Blapril. The irony is that most people wouldn't have minded if she was at least pretty or beautiful. However, not only is the design itself ugly as sin, but the mainstream media and shills lying about April's origins are not helping either.
>>33005 Rise Blapril was better looking but that didn't make me want to watch the show any sooner. Though that didn't have a lot going for it but the action scenes. Should've just made her an OC donut steel replacement. Call her May or June. They get their nu not April & we don't have to put up with the nonsense arguments on her race that can easily be disproven.
>>33006 >Call her May or June. Or Irma, since that's pretty much who she looks like anyways.
>>33007 True! Irma's a cartoon original character & not even that beloved or memorable. May as well.
>>32994 >First the parks. Then the military. <poor zoomie brainlet doesn't know about how so much of Disney was built with government propaganda money since WWII. You seriously can not be this damn smoothed brain to understand that's been the case for a lot of Hollyweird companies for over several decades since it founding. Go watch this bit with a very important man the US snatched from the Nazi's and ask yourself this, why would they want him on a Disney educational short? Your great grandparents and their taxes paid for this to be made. https://invidious.snopyta.org/watch?v=8zcU85O82XE
>>33003 >This is on another level though. Walking talking androids. More or less what Walt already achieved in the 60s, though it was an actual miracle they got it working in time, since it was extremely prone to errors. https://yewtu.be/watch?v=mvfjvBO2l2Y
>>33009 Okay and? I never said no company ever hasn't been directly funded by the US government for their purposes.
>>33010 These are stationary animatronics. Not an actual walking around doing stunts android like Disney now have been trying to perfect. They already have a programmed stunt bot for Spider-man. https://yewtu.be/watch?v=U9hVBAlL8fk
>>33012 The Lincoln one could rise up from his chair and then sit down at the end, so it had a bit of movement. Now is the Spiderman one much more advanced? Of course, it's been about 55 years since the Lincoln one and technology has improved. My points is more that animatronics is one of the very few things Walt would approve from modern Disney.
>>33014 Well yes there's no doubt about that. Walt was obsessed with advancing technology & autonomous cities. It just wasn't quite so possible in his time.
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>>32969 Daily reminder that the negress they got to play the mermaid CANNOT SWIM. Like for real.
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>>32999 >blonde girl >nog Gee! What an unusual pairing!
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>>32967 Joker with long hair is unpalatable.
>>32983 A visual masterpiece. >>32999 It's how they manage to sell all those deliciously bland, unsavory burgers. >>33005 >mainstream media and shills lying about April's origins are not helping either. Well, if one has never watched and/or read the original source material - what else can they do?
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>>33029 I like it. The fact the hair is actually a bright green is great. The length doesn't bother me so much as just how the universe is more real & less comic book. >>33038
>>32967 Is it true that they're going to try to turn this into a musical?
>>33042 Supposedly yes. No clue yet if it's a jukebox musical or original songs. The musical sequences might be delusions by Harley.
>>33040 It's an idiom. >>33043 Now an animated Joker rock opera featuring villains such as Toyman, Riddler, Penguin and Mad Hatter would work. But no one in their right mind is going to pay to see this.
>>33048 Your mom's an idiom. The first movie did amazing despite everything. That alone is gonna keep people coming back no matter what DC does to fuck up the rest of their shit branding. Speaking of which, everyone check out Black Flash.
>>33043 >The musical sequences might be delusions by Harley. I hate to say it, but Gaga is a pretty decent choice for Harley. Here's hoping she doesn't fuck it up.
>>33049 The horror and shear agonizing pain expressed on his face as he was sprayed with boiling asphalt. I'm not denying the "success" of the first film. But a Joker musical? Unless they make it something like Rocky Horror but Gotham... I just don't know.
>>33048 >Now an animated Joker rock opera featuring villains such as Toyman, Riddler, Penguin and Mad Hatter would work. But no one in their right mind is going to pay to see this. They already did one for Batman, so why not one for Joker as well?
>>33063 Can Joaquin Phoenix pull it off?
>>32994 I'm going to steal one and figure out how to make it into a fuckbot. They aren't powerful enough to stop me!
>>33062 I doubt it'll be quite that tongue in cheek absurd. Ideally I want to imagine something like Sweeney Todd. https://yewtu.be/watch?v=ZukfGuYBGyQ
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Here's you new Fairly Odd Parents™, bro.

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>>33155 >sad ass lel, 8chan picked a frame that represents the show perfectly to generate the thumbnail.
oh wow
>>33155 >>33158 >>33159 This can't be real....
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>>33160 It is. The 4/co/ thread I got these from was nuked, its text erased and its OP warned by mods at Viacom's request just hours after it was made. https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/136130787/ You don't go this far to delete things that aren't real.
>>33161 Wow. I don't know why they keep trying to make Fairly Odd Parents the other Spongebob. Like it's obviously a money maker to be kept on as long as it has been but it just keeps getting worse, like Spongebob, without the returns through a big movie. None of the spinoff projects they do with this ever succeed. Every attempt at grown up live action Timmy have been horrible. If they're gonna do new kids then why even drag Cosmo & Wanda into it? Of course we gotta also mention cuckchan is a shit with this cowtowing to copyright bullshit along with all their other retarded moderation.
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>>33158 Good god, these designs look like shit, especially nu-Jorgen.
>>33158 >the only white kid is non-binary >release in 2024 They must really think that this disgusting shit will still be in fashion by then.
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>>33158 Hue, another Velma garbage. The niglet look like the writer, I bet, she will gonna voice her self-insert.
>>33161 >You don't go this far to delete things that aren't real. In-fact, it's outright illegal if it's not real since filing a DMCA takedown involves sworn testimony.
>>33162 Well yeah, remember when they had the Last of Us 2 leaks and Cuckman/Naughty Dog were playing whack a mole with DMCA takedowns? Cuckchan folded like a blanket.
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>>33173 I think it may have gone way back in my mind because of everything else about the game. I do remember how the Joel going clubbing leaked early though.
>>33155 >>33158 >>33159 It never ends and they even went as far as to gray out the fat kid to show it. >>33162 They'll do the same to Jimmy Neutron whenever they bring it out of hiatus. >If they're gonna do new kids then why even drag Cosmo & Wanda into it? Because of laziness. And also, a show with Cosmo and Wanda by themselves would start to develop into a cartoon version of Will & Grace. With Cosmo taking on the role of both Will & Grace.
>>33177 I doubt they'll ever revive Jimmy Neutron after Planet Sheen was met with nothing but annoyance.
>>33173 >>33175 Remember how it got so bad that Sony was sending DMCA strikes against images of golf clubs?
>>33180 Definitely don't remember that.
>>33182 It was THAT bad. Even your average game journo was harassing Sony about how stupid they were being.
>>33183 I believe it.
>>33178 Thing about Planet Sheen was, they wanted to make a spin-off. But, for some reason, thought adding an alien version of Carl was a good idea, among other things. Which heavily contradicted what they were trying to achieve. The same goes for nu-Odd Parents. New kids, new Odd Parents.
>>33189 Because it's all gotten old and tiring, especially when they utilize the same tropes for every nOn-BiNaRy character.
So, the Rick and Morty co creator has been declared non guilty. Did he learn his lesson about feminists? Will he sue Adult Swim hard?
>>33199 The charges were dropped. That's different from a non-guilty verdict. Meaning there wasn't enough of a case for this to fully go to court. But no, he's definitely not learned anything. He's still an immature manchild who did no work but private voice recordings without interaction with the staff.
>>33199 It's gonna be so fucking awkward when he goes back into work.
>>33206 I doubt they'll rehire him. He's basically been unpersoned & all the actual staff of the show outed him.
>>33206 >>33208 He needs to pull a Johnny Depp, and not just prove his innocence in court, but also prove that his accuser was a liar and the abuser.
>>33210 Holy fuck, Justin Roiland has the power to clap back against #MeToo bullshit and remove the feminist culture if he turns out to be innocent.
>>33199 He wasn't found not guilty, the charges were dropped, meaning he wasn't prosecuted at all because of lack of firm evidence This doesn't really mean he was guilty or not guilty, just that his case has been dismissed, the face saving moves that Adult Swim and Squanch games or whatever retarded name his older company had will likely still be in effect since he wasn't properly cleared of his charges I'm finding this situation really funny either way because now either AS has to re-hire him for voicing Rick and will likely get him to adlib anti-woke rhetoric or they double down and Roiland can just tell his bootlicking fans to not watch the series at all
>>33211 Wasn't he pretty cucked? maybe less than his child rapist joker "friend". I guess he was the one who backstabbed him first?
>>33211 Roiland's a woke faggot & has no power.
>>33213 >I guess he was the one who backstabbed him first? If you're talking about (((Ethan)))), then not exactly. In response to learning about his best buddy being a rapist and considering Justin is a male feminist I do suspect he actually is he said that famous people should never get drunk in public. That's a far cry from all the times people he doesn't like got #Metoo'd There's so many reasons why that guy is a piece of shit that have been pointed out numerous times, I don't know why he still has fans.
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>>33199 >Did he learn his lesson about feminists? Pretty sure he knew it long before this happened. What were the writer cunts' major complaints? >"He's standoffish" >"Doesn't come in all that often" >"Doesn't really talk with us" The man knew that Harmon's faggy virtue signal of the "all female writers room" was a huge, unexploded nuke ready to go off. He wasn't alone with any of them, discussed nothing that wasn't show-related, and got the hell out before a certain chunky-chinky tried to force him to show her his "pickle rick." Roiland was well aware that cancellation was only a matter of time, and the guy most likely to get me-tooed would be him since Harmon was safe via kneeling in front of his goddesses and worshiping them.
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>>33155 I see why Butch Hartman left Nickelodeon now. Too bad his new Christian cartoons aren't gonna be any better, assuming that he could even make a single episode.
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>>33162 Nickelodeon is creatively bakrupt, even more than CN and Disney, and those are already pretty fucking stagnant. It's a very "play it safe" sort of network, with any IP taking long as fuck to develop and losses not being an option to the point the self-sabotage and don't allow a certain property to enter the public consciousness out of fear and greed (Harvey Beaks) Nick is notorious for being trademark trolls, ending shows within the first season so they can merchandise property like Zim, hoping their one season show either blows like spongebob or they're able to milk the merch to death. I've never seen Nick try to revive a show until now, which is depressing considering it's fucking FOP out of all things, do they not realize the potential their other properties have and the untapped potential they bring? Guess not seeing as they wanr a proven and tested franchise, but for how long until the market gets tired and fucks off? This might break them, we'll see soon.
>>33268 They tried Rugrats and everyone hated what they did with it by trying to (((update it for modern times))).
>>33268 Nickelodeon went bankrupt as soon as the company started dabbling in identity politics and other woke garbage.
>>33273 Nickelodeon went backrupt when they ended Mighty B! That shit was a cash cow in disguise.
>>33278 Indeed it was. Fanboy and Chum-Chum had potential as well. But nothing can outshine the sponge.
>>33278 >Mighty B For some reason, I keep mentally mixing this show up with The Buzz on Maggie.
>>33285 >Fanboy and Chum-Chum Affectionately known in my friend group as Fag-Boy and Bum-Chum
>>33268 >I've never seen Nick try to revive a show until now They brought back Rugrats recently, as mentioned, but they also brought back Rugrats in 1997, after it was cancelled in 1994. It had a three season run and then was revived when reruns did well and they wanted to do a movie. It then ran for way more seasons and got two spinoffs. Nick also brought back Hey Arnold, Invader Zim, and Rocko's Modern Life with movies a few years ago. Rocko's Modern Life's movie is SJW trash that is about how it's audience consists of stupid shitlords who shouldn't like the original show anyway. Invader Zim also sucked but at least in a forgettable way and not a totally enraging way. Hey Arnold was apparently the creator's always intended ending, which was hinted at in the show, but it's still fucking weird and doesn't mesh with what the show was, and it was weird even in the '90s when it was hinted at. Ren & Stimpy Adult Party Cartoon technically wasn't on Nick, but it was on a different Viacom network. Same parent company. Close enough. Closer than Doug, which was revived by Disney after they bought it.
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>>33300 (checked) Makes me glad extreme sports is a dead genre, so Rocket Power is spared a woke revival.
>>33301 I'm even more glad Galaxy Rangers wasn't even that popular, so it won't be tainted. Let them have Thundercats or even He-Man, never liked it anyway.
>>33287 It wasn't terrible. But it wasn't great either. >>33300 All Grown Up was a mistake and they knew it. Just like they knew Hey Arnold and Rocko wouldn't work in modern times. >Rocko's Modern Life's movie is SJW trash that is about how it's audience consists of stupid shitlords who shouldn't like the original show anyway. Well, The B52s composed the theme song and two of the voice actresses were dykes. But I didn't think Murray would do what he did.
>>33309 It's almost like the people Murray thinks are shitlords now aren't the cartoon supervillains he thinks they are, but are just people who enjoyed a cartoon and wanted to see a movie of it that accurately reflected it. Most of the people the left hates now were left during the Bush and even Obama years, let alone when Rocko's Modern Life was actually on. They're okay with those dykes, at least as crazy as they were then. But they've gone off the fucking deep end, as evidenced by how preachy that movie is, and how self-hating it is toward the earlier show.
Tito climbed into Reggie's room and immediately punched her in the face, knocking her out cold. Upon awakening Reggie found herself bound and gagged to a chair. Tito was naked, standing in front of her with a big Hawaii boner staring her in the face. "As the ancient Hawaiians used to say...it's time for a dicking!" And at that, Tito leaped forward and grabbed Reggie's undeveloped breast. He grabbed with all his might, and ripped the skin from her body. Her muffled screams fell flat, and no one came to her help. The blood aroused Tito more than he'd ever been aroused. It reminded him of the stories his mother used to tell him of the ancient Hawaiian sacrifices in which the subjects would receive wounds to which the sacrificers would rape. He couldn't wait, Tito grabbed a hammer and smashed at Reggie's ribcage, again her screams were not heard. After breaking an opening to her insides, Tito plunged in. He thrust in and out in complete ecstasy. The pain was unbearable for Reggie and she lost consciousness. Tito came almost immediately, but he was by no means done. He pulled out of her chest, his PENIS dripping blood and semen. Tito cleaned his dick off with Reggie's tongue. Tito tore out a few of the ribs he had broken and shoved them up his ass to stimulate his enormous prostate. Tito then undid Reggie's restraints and began fucking her now lifeless corpse. After deploying his Hawaiian happy sauce, he decided he wanted a better look at Reggie. Tito shoved his hand up Reggie's ass. He thrust it in as far as he could and grabbed on to the first organ he could, and then pulled out. He ripped out her entire small intestine and part of her large. Tito started to giggle and coiled up the small intestine like a rope. He noticed the sun was coming up so he had to finish in a hurry. Tito went to his clothes and dressed himself. He pulled a large knife from his pocket and began to skin Reggie's body. Just then Tito remembered, he was not man, but bear. He Skinned himself to reveal his true identity, a Grizzly Bear. He sat in the center of the room for several hours until Reggie's father came in. "Reggie it's time for schoo-HOLY FUCKING SHIT A BEAR OH MY GOD REGGI-" and Tito attacked and ate Ray. Then Tito went outside and let out a bear noise and a ray came from the sky and swept him away to his home planet of Canada.
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>>33312 I was hoping someone remembered that story.
What. The. Fuck. Is. This. Shit. Pixshart?
>>33320 So, it's another "Oscar-bait" animated film about a girl being to a multi-ethnic multi-cultural utopia, being introduced to new things by her wacky male companion, and learning to break the tradition the patriarchy establishes. And, of course, being written by a female-led team. Why is it the only thing that women can seem to write are these shallow dramas? Just for the hell of it, let me see if I can write a better premise for a story based on what I've already seen in the trailer: Ember is a girl who absolutely idolizes her father. So much so that she wants to follow in his footsteps and run their little shop/bakery when she grows up. While he's flattered by it, he's worried about his daughter's future as he wants more for her. Thinking that she'll never grow or mature properly if she stays at home, he sends her to live with one of their relatives in a city to show her that there's a world beyond their simple shop. Confused and misunderstanding her father's action, Ember comes to the conclusion that her father think's she's isn't ready to run his shop and sets out to learn everything she can from her experience in the city to then apply it to their own little store. "Fired up" on this, Ember goes straight into the industry. And, she's rejected at every top place, and eventually get's picked up at a rinky-dinky brick-and-morter place. However, she doesn't let this discourage her and does her job the best she can. Eventually, one of the customers of the place, Wade, starts taking a fancy to her and consistently insists that she join him for some event, but she keeps rejecting him. One day, the owner of the place has to leave it, put's Ember in charge, and she is swamped with work. Seeing how stressed out she is, Wade tells her that he'll help on the condition that she join him for an outing afterwards. They finish the day without issue. Begrudgingly, she goes with him to the event he wanted to show her and it's something amazing. Realizing how much she enjoyed it, she starts accepting more of Wade's invitations to see more of these amazing things. And, she begins to realize that she doesn't want to stay in the brick-and-morter place and starts dreaming of other fields of work that she wants to go into. And, she starts going into those fields. However, just as she's about to get her "big break" in whatever she's been working on, she get's news that something happened to her father, and immediately drops everything and rushes home. She takes care of the family shop while he's out, and uses all that she's learned to even improve it. He recovers and walks in apologizing for the inconvenience that he caused her and tells her to go back and live her life in the city, she tells him to rest and leave it to her, and they start arguing with it ending on her questioning why he dad wants to get rid of her. Confused by the outburst, he eventually reconciles and tries to explain, in plain English, that he felt like their home was holding Ember back. That he wanted her to live a better life than he did, and that's why he sent her away, to give her the opportunities that he never had. She responds back that she never felt like her home restrained her, and, while she did learn a great many things while in the city, she also felt a little hurt because all of her goals grew out of the misunderstanding that she thought that her father had rejected and didn't want her. They make-up, Ember moves back home and makes the shop better than it was previously, while still participating in some of her interests from the city. And, Wade shows up towards the end to check-in on her and be a good friend. Boom! Just typed that up, on a phone, in under an hour.
>>33320 Very generic "racism bad" & "follow your dreams" plot but with nonsense elementals.
>>33320 >baby drinking lighting fluid "Hello, Disney Legal Department, Moishe speaking." "Hey, Mo, it's Bob. We've got... uh, lessee... we've got a class action lawsuit with 291 people involved." "What for?" "'Imitatable acts.' Apparently there are something like 5 white babies and 210 black babies who died from poisoning or blew up." Man, this looks like the usual "What if this was a thing but we didn't think it through?" kind of film we've been getting out of Disney these days. Zootopia in concept was an absurdity, but at least a rabbit and a bunny solving crime wasn't going to result in death (probably). If a fire and water tried to get together, one or both would die horribly. And we all know element mixing is just Disney's usual (((race-mixing agenda))) in disguise. They even made Fire's voice white and Water's voice black. >Water people enjoy going down waterslides. That's like a human going down a blood-slide. Water people PLAY in water... which begs some serious questions about sentience. >Someone made a town for all the elements to mix... and then segregated everyone >Fires can ride machines that contain fuel and can handle containers of lighter fluid without either blowing up >they wear clothes but at least three of them don't seem to worry about a nudity taboo. So why wear clothes? I hope it's yet another anal-ramming for Disney.
>>33324 >a rabbit and a bunny *fox and a bunny
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>>33320 >when you run out of ideas so you simply mash up every texture, particle and special effect you have and call it a movie
>>33311 He has always blamed the show for his wife's suicide. And is also one of those people which can't stand when others praise previous decades. >>33320 Nevertheless, Zootopia did it better. >And we all know element mixing is just Disney's usual (((race-mixing agenda))) in disguise. They even made Fire's voice white and Water's voice black. White male, black female pairings have always been frowned upon by the left. They can't stand it for some reason.
>>32986 >Jack Black is also a jew You learn something new every day.
>>33324 "We can't put sharks in Minecraft because then little kids will try to fight them in real life" tier.
>>33322 Sounds like a better plot, good job anon.
>>33320 >That plot setup >Those jokes The fuck? Did Illumination take over Pixar or something?
>>33341 Pixar has been on a steady decline for a while now.
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>>33332 >"We can't put sharks in Minecraft because then little kids will try to fight them in real life" tier Tell me that's not really why. Because if it true, I'm now worried about how many dogs my daughter killed in literal Minecraft. >>33333 Checked
>>33329 It's not just Disney that's doing this. See the recent promos for the next Spiderverse film. There's also this from DreamWorks. The last time I saw a non-mixed couple in a cartoon film was Entergalactic, by Kid Cudi (and produced by Netflix).
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>>33329 >They can't stand it for some reason. I know why. Klaus will never have his bug-eating paradise if a whole bunch of stable marriages suddenly pop up.
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>>33353 >tfw Dreamworks just declared jihad on Disney
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>>33353 DAMMIT
>>33353 Welp, that looks jewy as fuck.

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>>32970 Fuck that chick is so ugly. She's got a metric shit-ton of forehead zits, too, which they probably had to digitally remove. There wasn't room in the budget for a dermatologist?
>>33355 They've always had it out for Disney. That's why Shrek exists the way it does. Difference is Shrek had clever funny writing, likable characters, a good story, & appealing animation. Ruby Gillman has none of these qualities. >>33358 It's the eyes & insistence she has dreads that gets me.
>>33353 >I'm a flippin mermaid That's neither a clever nor funny way of saying fuck.
>>33355 >>33360 It looks like it's ripping on both Turning Red and TLM.
>>33360 >It's the eyes & insistence she has dreads that gets me. Her eyes are fucked, as well, but I can't get past that her forehead looks like she belongs to one of those African tribes that practices ritual scarification. Seriously, the bitch head looks like the surface of Phobos, she can't swim, she's probably got autotune help with the singing... if she can't suck the chrome off a trailer hitch, then all that's left is "How badly can we enrage human beings for this dog-shit movie?"
>>33362 The joke is aquatic animal anatomy.
>>33372 I understood that, it still was neither clever nor funny.
>>33324 >>Water people enjoy going down waterslides. That's like a human going down a blood-slide. Water people PLAY in water... which begs some serious questions about sentience. They not simply water people. they're elementals. There's magic involved. All animals have blood. Humans are not "blood elemental". Your making up something to be mad at here. >>Someone made a town for all the elements to mix... and then segregated everyone I missed this part. Timestamp?
>>33354 >Asian/White pairings financially outperform both white/white and Asian/Asian pairings by $8-10k a year YELLOW FEVER WINS
>>33414 That's the entire idea of the city. It's "elememt city" but no one mixes, which begs the question of why bother making a city?
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>>33354 Good thread!
>>33353 Well, it's somewhat accurate to lore in regards to mermaids being evil. But, yes. The entertainment industry has mixed(black male-white female pairings) an overused commodity. >>33414 >There's magic involved. No, there's just horseshit involved. They took what Zootopia did and have made a wholesome romanticized race thing with elemental properties, and the whole idea is contradictory to itself in this case.
Yeah it doesn't make a lot of sense for a world made by things created through mixing elements to have living elements that are against mixing in their society.
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>>33415 >''Chun-Li is an ave-rage kid, who no one un-der-stands..."
>>33416 >which begs the question of why bother making a city? Bingo. Except now that I think about it, Muslims, blacks, jews, whites, orientals, etc. do their level best to live as far away from each other as they can.
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>>33447 You had little things like the original Donkey Kong being Cranky Kong & Mario's original girlfriend was Pauline. Otherwise the original classic games were just fairly simple without any real story/deep lore.
>>33446 god that head looks so misplaced on that body. something uncanny about that level of detail or the proportions or something. who the fuck focus tested this shit
>>33446 >>33447 Is possible to infer what kind of personality the characters have by their animations in the games. Peach is show in the games to be elegant, graceful and feminine, movie Peach doesn’t act and doesn’t have the same body language as game Peach at all, on the other hand movie Peach acts more like Daisy which has been shown in the games to be aggressive, brash and a tomboy.
>>33453 Holy fuck official Peach an Daisy are sexy in Mario Strikers. >>33447 >I don't think even the main characters have some real personality Have you played any of the games? There's still general archetypes that most characters fit, except maybe Mario because he's the boring MC no one is allowed to touch. Luigi is clumsy and scaredy cat. Peach is dainty, Daisy is a tomboy.
>>33445 So, what caused Ruby to lose her shit? Also, her voice does not match her new design. >>33446 >If you can finish this, then you're coming with me. So, they don't even need Mario. >>33447 >Did Mario franchise as a whole have any actual lore? Yes, there is some "deep lore" to the series, but all that is washed down the drain as Miyamoto declares that all the characters are effectively "actors" in a play.
>>33447 >Did Mario franchise as a whole have any actual lore? Bowser is a wizard king and Peach is a magic princess. Bowser invades Peach's kingdom and uses his magic to turn many of the inhabitants into things like bricks and horsehair plants. That's why inanimate objects have faces on them. Bricks that can't be broken but instead give coins and powerups are the ones that used to be people. Goombas are the subjects of the Mushroom Kingdom that sided with Bowser when he invaded. This is why Super Mario World doesn't have Goombas, because it doesn't take place in Mushroom Kingdom, but in Dinosaur Land. The ones that were localized as Goombas in that game have a different game in Japanese, and would later be localized as some other English name in 3D World. Bowser kidnapped Peach because she is the only one with the magic to undo his magic. World 8 has a brick wall background because you're actually just outside the castle now and just running around it to the door. Bowser uses his magic to turn some of his goons into decoys, as seen if you kill the boss of any world with a Fire Flower. They all turn into normal enemies before dropping off the screen, except for the last one. Bowser has a brother who acts as his top guy. He was in the game the whole time and you didn't notice. Look it up. In SMB2 (J) there is one Bowser who appears not in his usual spot, over a bridge, but in a regular spot shortly before the bridge. He has a slightly different color and if you kill him with a Fire Flower he doesn't turn into a normal enemy. Official materials from the era (though I forget if the original manual is included) called this Bower's Brother. All of this is just from Super Mario Bros. 1 and the Japanese 2, the game everyone says is exactly the same and doesn't have a different story (and to be fair, it pretty much doesn't except for Bowser's Brother). This isn't even counting Donkey Kong, Donkey Kong Jr (Mario is the antagonist), Cranky being the original DK. The Great Ape War, Mankey Kongs, The Kong Family Tree, or any other DK deep lore. It's not even counting Super Mario Bros. 3 just being a play recounting the events of SMB1 and 2 (J). It's not even counting how SMB3 isn't a play in the last world, where Peach is kidnapped for real and the elements that are just stage props stop appearing. It isn't even counting how one of the airships from SMB3 appears, complete with magic orb, outside Bowser's world in Mario World. It isn't even counting how The Lost Woods from Zelda appears in Mario World, or the magic flute from Zelda appears in SMB3. It isn't counting Mario's origin from Yoshi's Island, or the various time travel adventures that complicated that whole mess significantly. It isn't counting fucking anything. And as mentioned, you can see a lot of personality from the earliest games, not only in the games themselves, but in the official art, particularly the official box and manual art for the Japanese versions. That's how the creators saw the characters and intended you to see them. But it's absurd to think you can't tell personality from the last 30 years of games especially when there have been RPGs, not to mention 3D games where characters actually talk and have cutscenes. And guess what? I don't remember the one where Luigi is kidnapped and Peach has to be Mario's boss and train him to rescue Luigi. In fact, even if I did remember that one, I know it's not the main game in the series that everything else is based on and that set the standard. Peach is kidnapped in Super Mario Bros. Mario and Luigi, the Super Mario Bros., work together to save her. Want to have her do stuff? She can do fun magical girl shenanigans while comedically interacting with Bowser. In the sequel they can go fight Wart in Subcon, and she can fly and do other magic stuff, but she's not some bulldyke feminist cunt. It's not hard to understand she is a dainty but powerful magical girl. She had her own game, for fuck's sake. They couldn't figure out her personality from that? This is like making Sailor Moon into some sort of bulldyke feminist cunt, then saying "well she was always a superhero, so it makes sense." No. These characters had clearly defined personalities, not to mention stories. It's one thing to change some plot elements, but to completely fuck with it for what is clearly propaganda purposes is fucking bullshit. Fuck this movie. This is even more annoying than Sonic the Hedgehog's interracial parents making half the movie take place at some fat black woman's wedding. At least everyone admitted that was fucking ridiculous. I'm not going to sit here and pretend Peach being Mario's boss that trains him to rescue Luigi is not propaganda, and I'm not going to pretend it's not stupid. >>33457 >but all that is washed down the drain as Miyamoto declares that all the characters are effectively "actors" in a play. The idea was always to let them do whatever and break continuity if needed, like the Looney Tunes would. But Super Mario Bros., the actual game, does have a story. It's just if they want to do another game that doesn't fully mesh with it, but still want to use Mario, then they can. Mario being the referee in Punch-Out!!! might not work perfectly with the story of Super Mario Bros., but we get it, it's fine. But there's a big difference between that and blatantly fucking with not just the story, but also the characters (which are always meant to be consistent) in order to push propaganda upon children. Not only is the pushing of propaganda on children itself abhorrent, but it doesn't make for good art. They put Mario in Punch-Out!!! because they thought it would be fun. They made this movie into feminist propaganda because they think the original is bad and anyone who likes it is a shitlord.
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>>33457 Blake and Yang are officially a thing now for some reason.
>>33462 You're serious? They finally validate Bumblebee fanshippers after years, and the first thing they do with it is turn Ruby into Mike Pence.
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>>33446 >They transferred Daisy's personality to Peach So if Daisy makes a cameo, would she be just another strong independent wahman? >>33447 The games are episodic, like in Tom and Jerry, but as the franchised progressed they made callbacks to the previous the games plus spinoffs
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>>33463 >finally validate... fanshippers Aw, fuck me, it's Adventure Time all over again.
>>33447 >Did Mario franchise as a whole have any actual lore? Oh my, yes.
>>33453 God, I hate Mario Strikers Battle League so much. In the other two Striker games they had Peach be this fucking bad bitch sort of character and it fit so well it's uncanny. Now though they have to make everything squeaky clean but Wario, and even he doesn't feel that edgy anymore. >>33447 Kinda, the "canonic" saga includes Yoshi's Island, the arcade Donkey Kong games, the Mario Bros. arcade, Super Mario Bros 1 and 2 for the NES and Super Mario Land for the gameboy. Every other game is generally speaking a "retelling" of the original Mario legend, if you notice all the games have a "stage play" feel to it, like in SMB3 you have curtains being risen and the end of each level end with Mario exiting the stage like on a theater floor.
>>33453 I completely forgot up until now that Daisy canonically is supposed to have darker / suntanned / Middle Eastern skin and Nintendo covertly reconned it. Where's the woke outrage when you need it? I need my tanned tomboys.
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>>33459 >Bowser has a brother who acts as his top guy. He was in the game the whole time and you didn't notice. Look it up. Deepest lore, but where does it say so? In the manual? A strategy guide? There was also a theory going around that King Koopa isn't a single entity but more like a title bestowed upon the King of Koopas (duh) which explains why Bowser acts so differently depending on the title, and the fact that in Mario Party(s) Mini Bowsers can turn into Bowser was taken as proof of that, like there's a way for random mooks to turn into Bowser if they're deemed "kings". >It's not even counting how SMB3 isn't a play in the last world, where Peach is kidnapped for real and the elements that are just stage props stop appearing Holy shit I agree wholeheartedly with the last part too. Most gaming companies right now are erasing the real origins of their franchises because it doesn't make good brand material. Lore autism gets annoying, true, but you gotta have at the very least a baseline. It's just like how all Superhero comics keep changing shit around to justify how the characters have been alive for a century's worth of entertainment.
>>33485 Wait until the baseball one gets a sequel, the only good thing those half-assed spinoffs brought are the models ready to be dumped in SFM. >>33487 Current Daisy's design is a regurgitated Azalea, she was supposed to be Daisy's failed cousin, much like Waluigi to Wario, but later that idea got scrapped.
>>33488 >Deepest lore, but where does it say so? In the manual? A strategy guide? https://www.mariowiki.com/Bowser%27s_Brother tl; dr: The Lost Levels treat him as a somebody related to Bowser rather than another copy, but subsequent games retconned this.
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>>33496 >The Lost Levels How fucking weird is it that I couldn't get past world 8-8 in original Super Mario Brothers but I breezed through the Lost Levels like they weren't shit?
Hey, is Marvel not putting out any comics today? My usual sites don't have anything except their shitty online ones like "Alligator Loki" and other retardation.
>>33488 >There was also a theory going around that King Koopa isn't a single entity but more like a title bestowed upon the King of Koopas (duh) which explains why Bowser acts so differently depending on the title, and the fact that in Mario Party(s) Mini Bowsers can turn into Bowser was taken as proof of that, like there's a way for random mooks to turn into Bowser if they're deemed "kings". Koopa (Bowser) has been using his magic to turn various minions into decoys of himself since his very first appearance. Yes, of course Bowser Jr. would logically be destined to one day become king of the Koopa, and he would likely look a lot like his dad, and yes, Mini Bowsers are very much a similar case to him, but the most obvious answer is just that magic did it. Probably Bowser's magic, like in the first Super Mario Bros. game. >It's just like how all Superhero comics keep changing shit around to justify how the characters have been alive for a century's worth of entertainment. Superhero comics do the opposite, where they are so attached to lore autism that they come up with ridiculous sci-fi explanations for why the original Flash is still running around doing superhero shit despite being about 106 years old. Of course, they'll throw out characterization, and just declare that Green Lantern was hiding his gayness for a hundred years, despite this being a medium where we literally read his thoughts, but his actual history will always be kept, even if some of it gets altered in sci-fi time travel shenanigans.
>>33462 >homophobia Why do normalfags make that joke? The incest joke is obviously the one to go for.
It's only a teaser trailer but I don't like what I'm seeing animation wise here.
>>33517 >blacked Jimmy Olsen again >Lois is Lutz Why?
Why is the industry so irredemable?
>>33520 Because it's the showrunner's self insert fan fiction.
>>33522 The comic industry is fucked because it was already so dead that the companies that own it don't actually care about the publishing portion and only use them as IP farms. Cartoons are fucked because they've been taken over by a cult. Which has also happened to comics, but well... actually yeah fuck it, this is the real problem with both.
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>>33522 It's all centralized to a couple of hueg companies that have been focused on producing all too similar slop for the public masses and not much else for far too long. Your only solution is independence from it all and starting from scratch. Most of the tools are thankfully free to use (AI might be useful with some tinkering). As for knowledge, you'll have to keep looking back and lurk more. Old animation archives help, even if they might've aged a little.
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>>33522 Most American entertainment sectors are. Company consolidation and nepotism have reached their peak and most of these companies now survive off EGS handouts.
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>>33532 Gay hating ruby is the most meme worthy content to come from rwby in years.
>>33545 They can't afford to live alone & naturally feels unfulfilled without a child.
>>33548 It's the trannies that are castrating themselves, tard.
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>>33548 >projecting this hard
>>33544 Why the fuck are "faggots" and "dykes" censored?
>>33578 It's a edited twitter post. Never give attention to this faggot.
>>33588 Maybe, but I'm not really sure about the whole castration thing. In any case, titssauce or gtfo
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>>33548 >Only incels and trannies want to have campaign for Democrats Fix'd.
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>>33544 Which says something about the quality of the show.
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>>33446 And the movie already broke expectations, expect Super Mario World as the sequel.
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>>33651 >expect Super Mario World as the sequel. Oh no. No no no, my friend. We're in the Mario Cinematic Universe, now. Before we get to Mario 2: Electric Boogaloo, we're going to have to have at least two others, like Toad the Explorer or Donkey Kong Smokes Weed And Laughs Like A Retard or something.
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If anyone cares... I saw Mario Bros tonight and I enjoyed it immensely. Even Seth Rogen wasn't a complete waste of screentime. It's predicted to make at least 3.5 billion dollars and holy shit, do I need it to. If they manage to pull that off with the quality and mostly non-woke story they've shown, Disney will be an even bigger laughing stock.
>>33684 Yeah I keep hearing it's not so bad. I've thought about going to see it just to lift my mood a little.
>>33685 It's alright as a film adaptation of a video game and as a film in general. I would rate it a 7.5, as it is perfect for entertaining you for 80 minutes, but it doesn't have a memorable message or extremely good/bad scenes to remember (just like most of Illumination's catalog). Here are my key points [spoilers ahead], in case anyone is interested in my shitty opinion: – Mario, Luigi and Peach look noticeably better in the movie than in the first trailers and the posters that were released a while ago. – It's clear that the movie was originally going to be longer. There are multiple seemingly important things that are brought once and then forgotten, such as the importance of Mario and Luigi being from the human world in a "prophecy" (which is also forgotten), the fact that Peach is not originally from the Mushroom Kingdom (she arrived by accident as a baby), the imprisoned Luma (who can actually escape her cage without a problem), why interdimensional pipes exist in the first place, etc. – The plot is just the first 3 pages of a game manual + Illumination's flavor of comedy (toned down by Nintendo to prevent them from turning Toads and Koopas into Minions) + tons of references to the games and other Nintendo IPs. No wonder why journiggers criticized it, the faggots were expecting a Disney-tier emotive story about Mario when non-RPG Mario games have a plot that is explained in two minutes. – Mario isn't really a loser in Brooklyn, just unlucky as fuck. Kinda like Luigi in the games. – Mario failing Peach's trials was a nice way to represent how inexperienced players become better at the games and eventually dominate them. – Luigi certainly needed more screen time. He takes Peach's place as the damsel in danger during most of the movie. A subplot about him escaping Bowser's prison and reuniting with Mario at the climax of the movie would have been epic. – Peach isn't the annoying "empowered woman who belittles Mario and saves the day on her own" that everyone feared she would be, but she almost is. And it's obvious that Illumination wanted to take her "strong girl" role much further but they were stopped by Nintendo. Her plans fail completely, she is taken by Bowser twice, and Mario and Luigi have to save her, DK, Toad, Brooklyn and the world at the end. – In my opinion it was very easy to remove Peach's "girlboss" status, she just had to move like a dancer instead of an MMA fighter during the action scenes and be a bit more humble during her introduction with Mario. – Bowser destroys kingdoms not because he wants to rule the world like in the first games, but because he is a yandere who is hopelessly in love with Peach and stole the superstar just to impress her. – DK comes as a huge douchebag for most of the movie until Mario humbles him at the climax of the movie. – The soundtrack consists of Jack Black's "Peaches" theme, orchestral arrangements that reference popular music from Mario and popular rock themes from the 80's. Nothing from the past decade. – Bowser, Toad, DK and Kamek are the best characters in the movie. Toad and Luigi are the comedy reliefs. – Donkey Kong Jr is retconned completely. Cranky is Donkey Kong's father in the movie. Also Diddy and Dixie make a small cameo.
>>33653 >Yoshi's AIDSland: Look at the babbies, so heckin' cute and funneh >DK CUNTry: As if Adam Sandler throwing a sledgehammer at Donkey Kong wasn't enough <Wario Land, what the fuck is it?
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>>33701 Just saw it. It's a 3/10 at best. >Voice cast was chosen horribly apart from Jack Black as Bowser, Keegan-Michael Key as Toad and Charlie Day as Luigi. Chris Pratt as Mario and Anya Taylor-Joy as Princess Peach are horribly miscasted, Seth Rogen as Donkey Kong is god damn Rogan in this and Fred Armisen as King Cranky Kong is a Portlandia actor. How the hell did he get chosen. >Now Peach herself? Oh she girl bosses the movie. Luigi and Mario get seperated at the 15 minute mark so Peach can come front and center. She aces the course that Mario takes days to master, she effortlessly drives her motorcycle and when at the wedding gets a frozen flower from Toad in a bouquet where she goes all Frozen on Bowser. Literally no imperfections. I don't see why Bowser just didn't R34 her pride into being a sex slave. God it's reminding me so much of Korra. >The music is a mixture of orchestral parts from the game that go over people's heads because it shouldn't be orchestral, it should be chiptune and 80s music like "I need a Hero" that feel even more out of place than my first example. >To call the movie's story formulaic would be an understatement. I could see the circle we were walking and I wanted out. >Luigi comes back literally 10 minutes towards the end. You spend an hour with Peach. To instantly fix the movie, have Bowser kidnap Peach, and have Luigi help his brother. It's Wreck it Ralph 2 all over again. I wouldn't watch this if I were you. The memes though are pretty good. Also one review: >Josh Spiegel from SlashFilm considered the film's portrayal of Princess Peach not in need of rescuing as "unquestionably a good thing" but also "the most subversive decision of a film from 25 years ago, not from 2023." He further criticized the film for an "exceedingly straightforward narrative", characters lacking complexity, and Pratt's performance as Mario as being "blandly heroic", concluding that "This movie exists, and that's about as high as it aspires."
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I don't get the praise the mario movie is getting on 8chan. It seems like a generic late 2000s to very early 2010s animated movie with mario characters that people are praising because it's similar to pre-widespread pozz generic slop instead of pozzed generic slop. Every clip I've seen reminds of that one Mario movie copypasta minus the woke bits.
>>33711 The standards are unbelievably low for animated movies. Something just being entertaining & not annoying is enough for a lot of people. Plus people know Mario. That was enough to sell the movie to the sales it's gotten.
>>33714 I get that. I was just shocked that it got a mostly positive response here and in the /v/ thread. I'm just a little shocked more people aren't bitching about it just because it's not woke.
>>33715 I mean its incredibly boring, and pretty shit. I suspect the only anons pushing it are Mark (Because hes a nintendo fanboy and a jew) and shills. I guess I could have just said shills since Mark doesnt really count as a seperate category.
>>33715 >>33716 >I suspect the only anons pushing it are Mark Eh, it's probably not all shills. There are a bunch of anti-woke people who will praise anything that isn't overtly woke because it's so rare. I can see a bunch of people giving it a hate watch expecting the worst and ending up liking it simply because the movie they imagined was so much worse.
>>33715 I'm sure I probably wouldn't like it that much if I saw it. Probably just okay at best. Eh at least it's not overtly annoyingly woke despite the marketing making it seem that way with Peach.
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>>33701 >but it doesn't have a memorable message Speaking only for myself, I'm pretty fucking sick of "messages" in my viewing material. >or extremely good/bad scenes to remember My son and I keep excitedly talking about our favorite parts and all the Easter eggs we spotted. We both grew up with Mario (8 and 16 bit for me, N64 and on for both of us), and we were both extremely happy with everything. We felt like it was made for us to enjoy. You're allowed your opinion, of course, but wasn't there ANYTHING you loved? >>33709 >It's a 3/10 at best Again, you're allowed your opinion, but that's Rotten Tomatoes levels of low scoring for a movie that was a lot of fun with zero grooming shit. One of the things that always depresses me about /co/ is the whole "Meh, it sucks" atmosphere that seems to permeate the board. Why can't we get a thread about anything good where everyone is excited? Are we all just so bitter about Current Year Hollywood that we can't open our hearts to something that's actually enjoyable?
>>33725 I mean this thread's purpose is pretty much to complain about the state of cartoon & capeshit media.
I don't get why people are pretending the Mario movie isn't SJW as fuck. Peach and Luigi swapped roles so he could be the damsel in distress, so the movie straight up isn't about the Super Mario Bros. because one of the two Mario Bros. is barely in it. But it goes far beyond that, because Peach doesn't act anything like Peach. She doesn't even act anything like Luigi. She is the most stereotypical and generic feminist "tough woman that don't need no man" that ever existed. Even when they joke about getting close to humanizing her, like by saying Mario only isn't as good as her because he's inexperienced, then they say "no, actually, she was always better and the stuff she says is hard when Mario fails a million times is actually stuff she did on her first try." Mario didn't even need to be in the movie. Peach has been made into an unlikable non-character that ruins the plot, since it doesn't make sense that Mario is even there. This is more distracting than Sonic the Hedgehog's interracial human parents causing like a quarter of the movie to take place at a fat black woman's wedding, since at least I never cared about those characters in the first place, unlike Peach. And at least they aren't made into such Mary Sues that they ruin the plot and make Sonic and the other game characters redundant. Because make no mistake, the Peach in this movie isn't a character from the games. She is a walking SJW NPC wearing Peach's skin. Sonic doesn't act completely like the game version either, and I don't love how he's portrayed in the movie, but at least he has enough to recognize him as Sonic. Peach has literally zero in common with her game counterpart, as far as personality goes.
>>33725 >My son and I keep excitedly talking about our favorite parts and all the Easter eggs we spotted. We both grew up with Mario (8 and 16 bit for me, N64 and on for both of us), and we were both extremely happy with everything. We felt like it was made for us to enjoy. You're allowed your opinion, of course, but wasn't there ANYTHING you loved? It felt more like trying to shut up hardcore fans with references and nostalgia than actually provide a plot that worked. I'm not going to deny that I have some biases against Illumination(self-explanatory) and Nintendo(Business practices mainly), but as someone who also grew up with the games it felt like more of the same 80s nostalgia that we've been getting for the past 20 years. >One of the things that always depresses me about /co/ is the whole "Meh, it sucks" atmosphere that seems to permeate the board. Why can't we get a thread about anything good where everyone is excited? Are we all just so bitter about Current Year Hollywood that we can't open our hearts to something that's actually enjoyable? Speak for yourself. I've been enjoying the new Puss in Boots since January and still notice subtleties in the animation or connections with the themes in my recent viewings. I'll agree that the Mario movie isn't complete shit, but that doesn't mean it's anything above a 5 when you consider that it's not only competing with currently available Hollywood dreck but also every movie and series that's just as accessible. Plus, it comes across as Hollywood trying to court the anti-woke crowd since I imagine the last decade of ideological shilling put off general audiences and they want their revenue stream back. I just hope that they don't over-correct and become annoying in the exact opposite direction with obese flag-waving 'muricans going to see it to "stick it to the wokies," the same way that obese rainbow-haired feminists lumbered to see Ghostbusters to "stick it to the patriarchy."
>>33733 >I just hope that they don't over-correct and become annoying in the exact opposite direction with obese flag-waving 'muricans going to see it to "stick it to the wokies," the same way that obese rainbow-haired feminists lumbered to see Ghostbusters to "stick it to the patriarchy." You know full well that isn't an actual threat. This is just a boogeyman that SJWs scream about in order to justify their cult destroying everything.
>>33734 If people are willing to throw away perfectly good beer they've already bought because a tranny did an ad, they're willing to shell out 15 bucks for a ticket and a pseudo-social event for those similarly-minded. Plus, you know that money is the only thing that really matters, and if the movie performs well, which it seems to be doing, then other studios are going to follow suit with the least amount of effort to maximize profit, and if one of the main takeaways from audiences is that it's "not woke" some dumb executive is bound to try that as a revenue stream. Plus, it fits in as justifiable given homos and niggers are played down or cut out entirely in order to get a movie to release in the ultimate cash cow, China.
>>33735 Thus things being pro-american won't happen either, because China. But either way, instead of parroting SJW boogeyman fears, and thus encouraging, even accidentally, what they are currently doing, how about we just focus on stopping what they're currently doing, which is ruining all of western society. We're at the point where people are saying the Super Mario Bros. movie where Luigi is the damsel in distress and Peach brags about being better than Mario at everything and makes Mario completely redundant is somehow "not woke," as you put it. That's how fucked things are. If this is "not woke," and the takeaway is to be like this, then all that will happen is that Sonic 3 will have Amy, Rouge, and maybe Maria be better than Sonic and Shadow at everything. Maria will probably be black so they can "subtly" have the government shooting her be some SJW shit, and people will say it's "not woke" so long as they don't openly shout BLM chants. Don't look at the ultra-feminist Mario movie and tell me it is a harbinger of right-wing propaganda doing to media what SJW propaganda has been doing for at least a decade.
>>33732 >Sonic the Hedgehog's interracial human parents causing like a quarter of the movie to take place at a fat black woman's wedding Excuse me what
>>33738 Sonic in the movies is essentially adopted by not Chris Pratt & his black wife with a big forehead.
This Mario movie was the absolute definition of "mid". Completely bland and excelled in absolutely no areas besides visuals. All my friends loved it because they got to point to something in the background and excitedly yell "IT'S THE THING I KNOW!". Truly, this movie is on the level of putting on a random youtube video essay about Mario while falling asleep. I unironically prefer the '93 film because at least if you strip out all the references from that film there is at least some semblance of a movie. In that movie there are defined characters that are developed, there are explanations for why things are the way they are, there is a fish-out-of-water element that goes beyond ten seconds of Mario asking "where am I?" before taking everything in stride. Absolute poster child for mediocrity. The most 5/10 movie I've ever seen.
Once you realise that the film is simply an 80-minute commercial created for the purpose of introducing Mario to a new generation of children who have no interest in Nintendo products (but who have parents who were Nintendofags as children and were now attracted by the references to their "childhood" in the film), it all makes sense.
>>33733 >Why can't we get a thread about anything good where everyone is excited? Because western animation has been in a death spiral for decades. But if you were paying attention, then good things really do happen sometimes, like Primal, which was fucking amazing. Hell, this is my post in that thread from last year. >>29210 Almost everything is shit and you should both know that and know why by now.
>>33742 Meant for >>33725
>>33740 >"mid" Welcome newfriends.
>>33446 Actual kids watch this movie?
>>33732 >This is more distracting than Sonic the Hedgehog's interracial human parents causing like a quarter of the movie to take place at a fat black woman's wedding, since at least I never cared about those characters in the first place, unlike Peach Yeah, but that's a white man and a black woman. SJWs and Black Panther(hate group) advocates hate when black women mingle outside their race. >>33736 Woke culture started dying soon after Uncle Joe was elected president. Even Marc Brown realized he fucked up when he allowed Arthur to be used as a political vehicle.

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>>33732 This. Mario Movie is Wreck it Ralph 2 all over again.
>>33763 Disney's pretty fucking racist. >>33764 That's too harsh. The Super Mario Bros movie isn't a sequel that threw away all the lessons of the first while all shitting on the rest of the company's movie catalog.
>>33764 Its nowhere near that level, people wanted Super Star Saga but got Super Princess Peach instead.
>>33732 > I don't get why people are pretending the Mario movie isn't SJW as fuck I think it's because they don't go heavy-handed with it. While Peach is very Girl-Boss, they don't allow her to Mary Sue shit all over the plot. It's still a story about Mario, and he goes through real challenges to achieve his goals (until the end, where he gets the superstar, and the credits could have rolled there). And Peach has to sit in the back seat through the whole movie because of that. While the main cast was white, Brooklyn contained its fair share of black and brown people working in their day-to-day lives. I don't doubt that Funky Kong was excluded because that would have made the Kongs seem too ... ethnic. WE WUZ KONGS >>33709 I think it's because it's like the (((movie reviewer))) says: it's mid-90's in its progressiveness. That makes it familiar and nonthreatening to viewers today (even though the pseudo-religious zeal of today comes out of those beliefs).
>>33765 Even though Micheal Clark Duncan died, they could have easily gotten someone else to do the voice.
Well, seeing you all complain about the Super Mario movie, what would you expect for the Zelda movie?
>>33768 >but got Super Princess Peach instead. No, because Super Princess Peach is an actual game and it isn't SJW propaganda. Peach in that game is actually the same character as in the other games, just expanded in logical ways that fit the character she already had. The character called Peach in this movie isn't Peach at all. She's just some feminist cunt. >>33770 >I think it's because they don't go heavy-handed with it. While Peach is very Girl-Boss, they don't allow her to Mary Sue shit all over the plot. What the fuck are you talking about? Yes they do. Mario is completely redundant in the movie, and only becomes relevant to anything when they briefly remember, right at the end of the movie, that he is supposed to be a main character, and let Peach hurt herself (slightly) so that there is an excuse to let Mario actually do something. It isn't even the Super Mario Bros. movie, since they had to make a point of not letting Peach get kidnapped, and instead swapped it so Luigi gets kidnapped and has to be rescued, because it's bad when it happens to a girl but okay when it happens to a boy. But Peach doesn't even fill the role Luigi would normally play, because then she would be a sidekick, and that's bad. But it's okay for Mario to be her sidekick in his own movie. Fuck off. You've been brainwashed by a decade of this shit, and your standards are so low that now you're accepting this. This is the movie equivalent of that comic where the future-Republican is saying "Neo-Leninists are the REAL transphobes!" >>33776 Zelda won't be kidnapped, I'll tell you that right now. The later games already have a history of this, so the movie will exaggerate it even further, and even though it will be blatant propaganda, retards will say "well the games did it!" Expect Zelda to be way more powerful thank Link, to train him at things she was good at right away even though everyone else including Link finds them incredibly difficult. Then Link will get a lucky shot in at the end, and people will say that makes it not propaganda.
>>33775 Cobra Bubbles was voiced by Ving Rhames & he's still alive. >>33776 Link will be fully voiced by Tom Holland.
>>33778 >Expect Zelda to be way more powerful thank Link, to train him at things she was good at right away even though everyone else including Link finds them incredibly difficult. You mean like what happened in Ocarina of Time?
>>33784 I don't recall the part of that where Zelda is way better at everything. She has magic powers that are good for their own uses, and Link has his stuff that he is good at. But thanks for proving my point by saying that just because there are games where he isn't a full on damsel in distress, that justifies making her a feminist propaganda piece.
>>33785 Sheik is a thing, anon. Even Twilight Princess Zelda wasn't helpless. The point is there's already actual game references for Zelda being more than just a helpless princess. Meanwhile Peach is still dainty & refined even in games where she's playable. Note as well then Ocarina of Time & Twilight Princess Link didn't grow up as warriors. One was raised by a tree & the other lived as a farm boy. They're novices who become great warriors they're destined to be.
>>33787 >Even Twilight Princess Zelda wasn't helpless. You're proving my point again by pretending "helpless" is the only alternative to "generic feminist that makes the hero redundant because she exists to make a political/social point that women are awesome and men are stupid and dumb and weak." You are literally doing exactly what I said you would do, and we don't even know anything about the movie yet.
>>33788 Peach didn't make Mario redundant in this movie though. Even Luigi was actually integral in the end. Multiple people have confirmed this. You're jumping at shadows too quickly when it's shown they already didn't go that far despite what the marketing shows. Again, precedence already exists for Zelda to at least be competent & Link to be a novice. Unless Disney makes it, a LoZ movie wouldn't erase the importance of Link.
>>33789 They did go that far. I was dragged to the movie. Mario is redundant, and even when they remember the title of the movie and have Mario and Luigi do the final little bit at the end, it's not well justified in the actual plot because they spent so much of the movie assuring you that Peach is better at everything, and it's not like they backtrack on it and say that maybe she was just a bit too cocky. She just suddenly stops doing anything for very little reason she accidentally stands too close to a Bob-Omb she set off herself, which makes her lose her Ice Flower powerup. Then she just stops doing anything for some reason. No, the fact that Mario and Luigi are allowed to do that little bit at the end doesn't negate the entire rest of the movie. >Again, precedence already exists for Zelda to at least be competent & Link to be a novice. Again, you're being an SJW by pretending that is the same as what people are complaining about with Mario and every other SJW movie. Stop it.
>>33792 You're not a serious person. You're over exaggerating everything & accusing anyone who disagrees as being your enemy.
>>33793 I'm being extremely serious. You're just brainwashed and/or browbeaten into thinking that just because this isn't as bad as the most extreme examples that have ever existed, in a time when those examples have been very extreme, that that makes it okay. It doesn't. The Zelda thing though is worse. Saying that Peach's characterization in the Mario movie is the same as Zelda in Ocarina or any other game is ridiculous, and a classic SJW tactic of trying to imply that if you don't like their outrageously over the top bullshit, you must just hate women and want them only to be damsels in distress with no characterization at all. (Even though being a damsel in distress isn't even an inherently bad thing, it's done because they have inherent value that doesn't need to be explained, but we'll ignore all of that.)
>>33795 >You're just brainwashed and/or browbeaten Yeah, we're done here.
>>33796 >no argument Thanks for admitting you're wrong, faggot. You refuse to actually address the point. Just because even more outrageously bad stuff has come out recently doesn't mean that this is okay. That's like if I stab you but not bad enough to kill you, but I do stab the guy next to you to death. "Well at least I didn't kill you, so it's not that bad."
>>33798 Youre honestly retarded, and no, im not the fag you replied to.
>>33799 >NO U! And I swear I'm not samefag! It doesn't matter if you're samefag or not. Not even attempting to put forward an argument in favor of your position means that you're not going to convince anybody. You're just admitting that you don't have a leg to stand on.
>>33800 Im not interested in convincing anyone, youre not willing to engage in jackshit, ill call you retarded because thats what you are.
>>33801 >ill call you retarded because thats what you are How? You haven't explained "how" he's retarded. You just gave up.
>>33804 I told you, im not the fag he was arguing with.
>>33805 You still did it. You're only arguing that someone else did it too, and that wouldn't prove anything either.
>>33778 >What the fuck are you talking about? Yes they do. Mario is completely redundant in the movie Not entirely. I assume Peach had an alternative solution to getting the Kongs on board than a duel with DK. Mario takes the plot in that direction. I do get your point, but for most of the movie Mario is a buffoon that Peach indulges, which is to say that he is front-and-center to everything going on. It's not heavy handed with respect to the other garbage that we have today. If you want, we can go into narrative structure and how it is entirely appropriate for Mario to be a Fry / Buck Rogers archetype (emphasis on Fry). He's an everyman who succeeds in the end while being surrounded by entities that completely outclass him. Like the priest in Journey to the West constantly being outclassed by the Monkey King (also, its bad writing to let your bad-ass side character take over the plot, so I now have one positive thing to say about the writing).
>>33815 What sounds irritating about all of this is that they didn't need to change anything about the story. Hell, it could have been literally the same exact story as the '93 film, just change everything to be more like the games and remove certain unimportant aspects: >Mario Bros. are plumbers in Brooklyn >Said Bros., while doing a job, stumble upon an entire green pipe network hidden underground >Notice a small force of goombas and koopas coming through those pipes >Fight them off and try to tell people about it >Everyone thinks they're nuts >Both Bros. take it upon themselves to go right to the source and solve the problem themselves >Eventually the pipes pop them in the Mushroom Kingdom >Arrive just as Bowser attacks Peach's castle and kidnaps her >Find out from the Toads that Peach was unknowingly the last line of defense against Bowser taking over their world, and eventually coming to Mario's world >Bros. take it upon themselves to rescue Peach and prevent Bowser from coming to Earth >Make their trek across the land, facing incredible danger along the way >Could dedicate some screen time to Bowser and Peach by having Bowser constantly try and fail to woo her while she's imprisoned, while also talking about his plans for dominating the kingdom >Bros eventually make it to Bowser's castle >Defeat his forces, rescue Peach, and blow up his castle and army to stop the invasion There you go. You don't need anything more complex than that. If you really want to, you can add in that Mario has a heart of gold, and show him saving Pauline from Donkey Kong in Brooklyn, but just can't catch a break when it comes to keeping an actual job.
>>33817 And if the auto-fellating fags really want to whine, you don't even need Peach getting kidnapped. It should just be enough to say: > Browser is attacking the Mushroom Kingdom, and when he's done, he's going to invade Brooklyn. > Peach will suck you off if you go out and oppose him. Then again, at that point those professional victims will whine about the lack of female characters (the film already fails the Bechdel test). Let's have Toadette follow them around, and we can get some unfunny cunt like Melissa McCarthy to voice her. I picked a hell of a time to stop drinking.
If anyone cares, Renfield is a helluva lot of fun. Nick Cage chews the scenery in top form and Nicholas Holt does a great job. Awkwafina (that stage name always makes me think of penguins: "AWK!") has a couple of mary-sue moments where she's trying to take henchmen out physically, but MOSTLY she's using a gun or having her ass saved by Renfield. I think Universal might have got the memo that it's time to tone down the grrl power. And, seriously, Cage: Over the top as Dracula. Seriously, if you enjoy his work (I do) then this one might be his Citizen Kane. If they ever do a live action The Dark Knight Returns, I want him as Joker. It's funny, the gore is so over the top that it falls into slapstick, and the action is top notch. I recommend it. You may now all call me a faggot.
>>33820 We are depraved so much of entertainment that anything mildly good it's treated like a master piece. How nice or scummy is Nic Cage compared to the rest of Hollywood?
>>33815 >It's not heavy handed with respect to the other garbage that we have today. This is what I'm complaining about. People saying that just because it isn't as bad as Ghostbusters or whatever SJW Marvel trash has come out recently, it's okay. No, it's bullshit. And yes, Mario is along for the ride, but the movie goes much too far out of its way to establish Peach as hyper competent. They couldn't even let her say "I wasn't good at the obstacle course the first time either." They had to say that actually she was awesome at it her first time. The propaganda is all too blatant. That is not her character, and Luigi gets sidetracked for the sake of it as well. Both characters are ruined. The movie could have easily just had her and Luigi in their proper roles, and then have Peach do funny stuff with Bowser as the B-plot. They can keep Bowser as a buffoon if they want. They can make him even more of a buffoon, as Peach messes with him while delaying things so Mario and Luigi have enough time to do what they need to do. But no, they couldn't just do that, they couldn't just swap the roles, they had to make her a completely over the top propaganda piece. I don't care if it's not as bad as Black Panther 2 or whatever. That doesn't mean it's not bullshit. Yes, Mario is a fish out of water unlikely hero. No, Peach doesn't need to be a hyper competent stronk wymyn that don't need no m*n. SJWs are trying to argue the only two options are what she is in this movie, and a cumdumpster that does nothing but get her holes filled by dragon cock for 90 minutes, but that is simply not the case.
>>33820 I saw Renfield too but it's not comics or cartoons related.
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So a The Authority movie was confirmed
>>33846 Is this CGI?
>>33853 3D CG models, yes. It's common for the really really lazy artists to do this now.
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>>33709 >goes all Frozen on Bowser. Despite the fact that Bowser is invulnerable to almost every power up except fire to some extent and heavy crap thrown at him (hammers, wind-up toys, explosives) >Pascal They want that faggot to be Wario, if they ever played the Wario Land games they'd flip their shit once they realize that the protagonist would go full Rittenhouse protecting his property, won't hold punches at women until they comply (Captain Syrup). Unless they're willing to throw that out of the window and just focus on his child labor videogame company, making him the poor man's Shrek.
>>33861 He's just a harmless caricature.
>>33854 Sad. As much as I hate the limited animation they used on older DC animated movies I take that over shitty CGI anytime.
>>33711 It's not rocket science. You have to look at it from the eyes of an autistic Mario fanboy in the 90s. People has been asking for something like this for over three decades at this point and eventhough it isn't great, it's exactly what people has been asking for a Mario movie all this time. I know it isn't great, but If I was 8 I would be loving it to the guts. Basically you have to be a fan of the franchise to like it.
>>33902 You know, I used to defend the original SMB movie by saying "Would you have rather had a movie where some fat italian from brooklyn steps on turtles and scarfs down mushrooms for an hour?". As it turns out, yes, they absolutely did want that movie and it's selling like hotcakes. Guess I don't know shit about movies.
Disney got their hands on American Born Chinese and turned into an MCU movie.
>>33904 >ABC adaption. >doesn't give me the most unimaginably offensice caricature that modern tech can buy I am legitimately bothered.
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>>33910 I wouldn't call it offensive but there is something that brings my piss to a boil about a bunch of execs getting the rights to a book inspired by the author's own experiences growing up as a 2nd generation Chinese immigrant and then saying "NOPE NOT CHINESE ENOUGH" and changing the story to be a generic wuxiu film being directed by the same man that directed FUCKING SHANG-CHI! Even worse the disney shills have been doing nothing but comparing this to Everything Everwhere All at Once. A movie I've never seen but I know has nothing to do with this aside from sharing a few actors. The message of the book was be yourself, yet everything to do with this series is completely against that. Maybe I should story time the book, it'd be a good way to show why this whole thing just pisses me off so much.
>>33921 >Even worse the disney shills have been doing nothing but comparing this to Everything Everwhere All at Once. Isn't that some pseudo-intellectual multiverse film?
>>33922 Multiverse yes. Pseudo intellectual no. The movie actually goes against that. The whole point boils down to nihilism is bad & people just need to be kind to one another to make life less hard.
>>33923 No, the point of the film is: You have to accept and celebrate your gay daughter or she'll throw a destructive tantrum. It's not even pseudo-intellectual, it's just more shallow propaganda.
>>33925 My brother in Christ, no. The movie literally tells you that's not what's important. The daughter is a selfish bitch regardless if she's gay or straight. The point is her mother needs to reach out to her.
>>33926 I'm gonna splort in your bussy without a condom okay anon?
>>33921 >They will make it into another retarded fairy tail to keep the manchildren quiet Just like the many adaptations they did. >Disney shills Those retards always win the gold medal in the mental gymnastics, they totally denied the fact that Disney pissed on the corpse of Peter Pan's actor after the ChipNDale pseudo 2d film.
>>33921 >Maybe I should story time the book Do it anon, do it for the PPH >>33904 I love it when someone acts (or pretends to be) racist towards their own ethnicity or group, there's no counter play. Like what do you do? You laugh awkwardly or get offended on his behalf? Reminds me of the Boondocks so much.
>>33921 >i should story time it I was about to look it up, but if you are gonna do it anon I'm going to wait
>>33932 >I love it when someone acts (or pretends to be) racist towards their own ethnicity or group, there's no counter play. Like what do you do? You laugh awkwardly or get offended on his behalf? They do the latter by saying that they have "internalized -isms". It's how they call someone a race/sex traitor without being a part of it.
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Another Flash movie trailer. Still trying to bank hard on the one real sell they have. Keaton's Batman. They're also still hiding Black Flash despite the toy being officially revealed forever ago & probably already out in stores. There's also rumors the movie doesn't end with a Flashpoint reset but Ezra ending up in the Schumacher Batman universe instead.
Yeah I'm not watching Transformers Rise of the Beasts. This is supposed to be Wheeljack. Who had an already perfect design in the previous Bumblebee movie where he was among the last minute Cybertron footage.
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This is late news but someone mentioning Turning Red in another thread made me remember that the director of that was given a Vice President of creative role within Pixar and is using that to just make THE SAME GOD DAMN MOVIE AS LAST TIME! THIS ISN'T EVEN THE 2ND TIME IT'S THE 3RD! SHE MADE BAO A SHORT ABOUT AN OVERBEARING MOTHER TO A SENTIENT DUMPLING THAT MEANS WELL! DOES THIS WOMAN HAVE NO CREATIVE BONE IN HER BODY!?
>>33494 >she was supposed to be Daisy's failed cousin what part of your autism forces you to lie, azalea is from the golf games, not a wadaisy

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>>34014 So Gwen is asexual now?
>>34081 Nobody wants to fuck America Chavez? Gwen and Kamala have a lot of porn, even if they are woke/Tumblr characters
>>34082 Kamala was always porn bait. An in universe fan girl with shapeshifting, body mass, & stretching powers? While being a muslim american teenager keeping secrets from her family? It's too easy!
>>34084 What about Jane Foster, Captain Marvel and America Chavez?
>>34014 How do you explain their resemblance let alone both are named after flowers? If they got away with Waluigi, it wouldn't be a surprise if they wanted to threw in more relatives to the main Mario cast. >>34082 >>34084 It's like opening a can of worms, do lewd artists must always hit rock bottom?
>>34081 How exactly do they reconsile this with her actively participating in a romantic relationship and repeatedly demonstrating attraction to the guy in said relationship? Oh, let me guess, being "asexual" doesn't mean you're "aromantic" huh? Pretty sure tongue-kissing someone is a sexual act.
>>34092 Marvel will erase it from the existence
>>34092 >How exactly do they reconsile this They don't. They don't care about anything that happened in the past, all the matters to them is the present and future. "Forget about the past, kill it if you have to." So now Bobby, Tim, and Jon are gay, and Gwenpool is asexual, and always will be. Because only they are allowed to kill the past.
You can tell this was written by a 44 year-old leftist.
>>34087 No one likes her. Barely sexy design. Carol only had her costume going for her as cheesecake. Otherwise they never knew what to do with her. Still has probably the most porn from existing the longest. Obnoxious lesbian negress introduced in a series no one read. Very little appeal as even yurifags don't like her. >>34088 They're lewd artists. Bottoms are their specialty. >>34092 They don't or they continue with the idea that every new written version of Gwenpoole is her own person separate from the last.
>>34095 Should've be ngrklr69
>>34082 >gwen is Tumblr Since when? I remember her comic done by doctor ninja author and it was good without any dips, fuck even nicely done on the 4th wall braking....what happen?
>>34099 Other people kept writing her.
>>34099 The character is literally modelled after the #1 SJW at Marvel, an assistant editor (at the time) that the guy who created the character was simping over. Just because he got you to simp for her too doesn't mean she's not SJW as hell. >>34094 >and always will be The thing these people don't understand is that even if they manage to kill the companies before their bullshit is fixed, it won't matter. Because these characters and their stories don't really exist on the page, they exist in our minds. What's truly canon is what people remember, what makes its way into the public consciousness and the hearts and minds of the people. They can say what they want about Superman, and they can say those Christopher Reeve movies technically aren't canon, but they're what Superman is in the public consciousness. Joaquin Phoenix is more The Joker than any comics appearances in decades. Tim Drake is more the character from the DCAU than anything, and then he is the comics people like, and this thing they created, then draped the skin of Tim over like Buffalo Bill? That's nothing. Nobody will remember or read it and think of it as actually being the character. It will only be remembered as a piece of trivia about how badly SJWs tried to destroy things. And Gwenpool? Gwenpool will never be remembered in the first place, since it was never good and was always only a propaganda piece, regardless of if a couple people wanted to fuck it.
>>34099 For the artstyle >>34104 The whole cinematic universe thing transcended everything you can name
>>34092 >Oh, let me guess, being "asexual" doesn't mean you're "aromantic" huh? Yes. However, don't even try to understand. First reason is because it reaffirms their view of the world. And, second, the first reason is used as justification for rewriting the "social contract" to that they can make their utopia Communist paradise. >>34104 >And Gwenpool? Gwenpool will never be remembered in the first place, since it was never good and was always only a propaganda piece, regardless of if a couple people wanted to fuck it. Gwenpool is basically known as the ONE non-pozzed element of current Marvel comics. Where they keep trying to throw the same political correctness into her stories as exist with the rest of the company, but they keep bouncing back and having later writers fix it because it's the ONLY thing that people have a slight interest in.
>>34107 What about those 2020 Juggernaut comics?
>>34107 Your standards have been lowered by a decade of beatings. A character based on Heather Antos, which exists precisely to undo Gwen Stacy's death as much as they can get away with while also undoing her "women in refrigerators" status, is obviously SJW, and just because you also want to fuck Heather Antos, that doesn't make it any different.
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Here's something funny. A short film called 'Saving Face' was announced. You ever see that Mr. Bean movie scene where he messes up a painting & tries to fix it only to make it worse? That's the idea of this short. Pretty innocent. Till the twitter account decided to tweet this out. I'm sure it in no way will backfire. It backfired immediately. https://archive.md/cvbPg
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>>34118 I hope we keep getting more. Regardless if this is possibly a perverted marketing campaign.
>>34118 So is it like an independent studio thing or a bunch of indies doing something together sort of thing?
>>34121 Independent studio thing. Going to be on youtube.
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>>33930 Oh yeah, that Dreamsounds tranny is retiring shame, I actually enjoyed the creatures videos https://yewtu.be/auA5JD5nldI
>>34095 Whose insults are borrowed from preschooler playgrounds, makes me wonder if these wallowing faggots are usually gullible 13 year old children or have the body of a diabetic boomer with a 13 year old mindset. >>34118 What if they used reverse psychology so they could get what they really enjoy? Their higher ups couldn't let them so it's up the anonymous artists to do the dirty work. It is a well known fact that cartoonists in general are no different from the typical DeviantArt dweller.
>>34118 If you want to mitigate the amount of lewds people make of your characters, make your characters ugly. Emphasis on the word mitigate
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>>34127 It's possible. Likely even. >>34129 Even slampigs have an audience.
>>34129 I contest this notion. Take Steven Universe for example. Every single character is ugly as sin both outside and in, an assault on your chorneas, your ears and your brain. It still did nothing to dissuade the internet from making a SHITLOAD of porn out of them.
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>>34118 >>34122 Too bad there's not much indie animation studios (that's not Asian) that embrace lewd loli art (or really anything strictly for straight gentlemen). The R34 alone is free advertising, so what's the deal? Just wanting mostly a kiddie audience instead of horny adults? >>34129 Even insufferable characters like Kaling's Velma has lewd art. Only the obscure cartoons that nobody discusses online are free from it.
>>34137 You'd assume so but they're putting it on youtube & I never would have heard of it if not for the loli art.
>>32966 Call me huffing the Copium but Dethklok have new details about the new movie. >Sometime this year, maybe October release day. >Featuring the likes of King Diamond and the leads from Metallica and Anthrax. >New Soundtrack with the movie, plus a DethAlubm IV >New tour with 29 concerts, co-headlineing with Babymetal. https://loudwire.com/new-metalocalypse-movie-army-of-the-doomstar-2023/
>>34183 It's probably happening.
>>34183 >Metallica >Evanescence >Not Megadeth Gay
>>34183 Will it be another rock opera?
>>34190 Yes, Brendon has confirmed on twitter that it'll be like Doomstar.
>>34183 Dethklok confirmed to be the biggest stinker? >>34192 Which one is the cowardly lion from Metallica?
>>34183 "Metal" stuff its super dead now or at least very niche. Wonder If they reference that emo-nigger aesthetic that seems to be the modern equivalent now.
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>>34199 Lars >>34207 >Niche People don't actually listen to mainstream music, they listen to the shit they find on the internet and such, all these record labels are funded by investment firms that can print all the money they want and push their shit music either they like it or not. It's all fake
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>>34363 These clips have certainly earned their place in this thread. I hope I live to see the day where crap like this is viewed in a similar light to racist cartoons from the 30s and 40s, only arguably worse.
>>34363 Sometimes I wonder if kids even care about modern cartoons. Most kids I know from friends and family go from morning baby tv straight to live action fiction or anime these days.
>>34364 Probably will with how much more pushback all this woke crap continues to get. Shockingly people don't like it when you try to push this shit onto children.
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This is the swan song of the "DCEU". Why the fuck is it even called that? Extended from what?! From reality? From good writing?
>>34412 Domestic abuse lawsuits.
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Oh my god, the nigger mermaid movie got so bad chinks literally warned disney to stop. https://youtu.be/q6vl-kNv0es
>>34440 If you're gonna post some random youtube nobody then at least have the decency to use an invidious/yewtube link.
Comic books should not go on forever. The guardians of the galaxy now look like this. Peter's got a busted look with a worse haircut. No one acts in character. Mantis & Nebula look like this for MCU synergy but also not really. Groot's a monster & Rocket is just gone. I don't know if this is better or worse than how the previous run ended with all the gay shit. I don't know what goes through the heads of these comic companies when they want to have synergy with none of the lessons learned from what people liked about the movies. GotG Vol 3 seems to be the only MCU movie in recent memory that wasn't just complete shit. From what I'm told. Not great but not terrible like everything else. So what does everyone get in the comics? Misery.
>>34461 >GotG Vol 3 seems to be the only MCU movie in recent memory that wasn't just complete shit. From what I'm told. Not great but not terrible like everything else. Is it as good as the previous films? That's all I really care about because the Marvel films where never exactly "great" in the first place, but quality almost universally jumped off a fucking cliff starting with Civil War (With occasionally "decent" ones here and there).
>>34480 Better than the other two I reckon, it was nice that any sort of emotion other than humour didn't have to be underpinned by a humorous moment. I think that was the thing that really annoyed me about the firdt two, that and 2 was just a retread of one in terms of character arcs.
>>34480 >>34482 I don't know if I'd say it's better but people say it's good. The biggest flaws to me are the fact Peter doesn't wear his helmet or boots, The High Evolutionary is played by some nigerian, & the ending has the guardians essentially break up with Rocket leading a scuffed remnants.
>>34483 I just see the ending as an actual character arc being completed, the events of infinity war happened and the character have had to move on.
>>34485 why is master splinter a jew now?
>>34487 I say Drax should've died & Mantis stayed on Knowhere. Neither are gonna come back. Their characters have been pretty useless for anything but awkward comedy. Rocket could potentially show up again with whatever they do with Peter but it'll be the last hurrah for them both. >>34488 Because Seth Rogen is behind this movie. For some reason, Splinter's voiced by Jackie Chan. Instead of an actual japanese man.
>>34489 Drax was the one character where I think it got worse over the 3 films, I think the only time they gave him a hint of depth was in 2 when mantis reaslised the deep sorrow that drax never ever displayed or is ever mentioned again, which is completely wasted character development.
>>34491 For real. Making Drax an alien worked in the game because they still give him real emotional depth & he's not useless in fights. https://youtu.be/K_cJZwd9I6U Meanwhile he does nothing of note in 3 movies. Doesn't even beat Ronan in a fight. A guy who was weaker than Thanos but killed his family in the MCU lore. Doesn't even feel like he really cares he's technically avenged them by the end. The only highlight is the one moment in 2 like you said. Which is only really highlighted because Mantis reacts to show how Drax feels inside.
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Spider-verse 2 seems to be operating MCU rules of multiversal interference now. There's "canon" events like the Uncle Ben death & the death of a captain figure in Spider-man's life. Miles saved the life of a captain meant to die so his universe is now at risk if he doesn't let his dad die. Right off the bat, these rules don't exist. There's plenty of AU Spider-men & equivalents that didn't have this Uncle Ben or Captain Stacy moment. But this movie is trying to inevitably paint Miles as special for defying the rule.
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>>34501 Also forget the fact that Miles has two Uncle Ben moments. His Peter & then his actual uncle dying in front of him. I may not remember right but Spectacular Spider-man didn't have a Captain Stacy moment either but they have him tell Miles it's inevitable.
Donald Glover makes a cameo as MCU Prowler & apparently the movie ends with an alternate evil Miles as another Prowler.
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>>34501 >>34502 God damn that is stupid. Not only does this dismiss every Spider-Man's decision to be a hero but it more or less makes it pointless since without outside knowledge things are just per-determined to happen. I fucking hate the Multiverse concept, I hate how Miles is the only one who seems for the idea of fighting against it, and I hate that the superhero bubble hasn't popped.
>>34485 Splinter looks like a stereotypical jew, like the naughty professor or Wood Allen. Bravo Rogen. >>34504 I thought he got shoot... never mind I confused him with a random nigger
>>34533 I wouldn't doubt they gave him that hairstyle on purpose.
>>34501 >LOOK AT OUR SPECIAL NIGGER GOYIM >HE'S OUR NEW NIGGERPET MASCOT!!! LOOK AT HIM HE'S SO COOL RIGHT GOYIM!? >HE'S DEFYING ALL RULES BECAUSE OF HIS BBC, DON'T YOU WANT TO SEE HIS DISGUSTING MUTT CHILDREN AND BUY THEIR MERCHANDISE? OY GEVALT, THIS MISCEGENATION IS GOING TO MAKE ME'S SO MUCH MONEYS!!!! It's so exhausting
>>34547 Also Gwen may be trans but this is speculation. She has the "protect trans kids" flag over her bedroom door & supposedly we see her dad wear a trans flag pin.
>>34547 >DISGUSTING MUTT CHILDREN You aren't the same people who start to fetishize asian women?
>>34566 >>34567 >>34568 shut the fuck up Niggerpill, stop pretending to be multiple people we can tell it's just you.
So, nobody is going to talk about how they destroyed The Punisher?
>>34570 I haven't been following that, what did they do?
>>34571 Resurrect the wife, make her tell him he is shit and that he was going to divorce him, sell all his stuff and get all his money to keep half for herself and donate the other half for charities "in name of her children" and then end the comic series forever.
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>>34572 >>34570 >>34571 BUDDA BUDDA BUDDA BUDDA BUDDA BUDDA
>>34572 You're joking right? This feels like too much of shitpost even for comics, even for CURRENT YEAR comics.
>>34547 >HE'S DEFYING ALL RULES BECAUSE OF HIS BBC, DON'T YOU WANT TO SEE HIS DISGUSTING MUTT CHILDREN AND BUY THEIR MERCHANDISE? OY GEVALT, THIS MISCEGENATION IS GOING TO MAKE ME'S SO MUCH MONEYS!!!! So the Spider-verse is so special that Gwen/Glenn can shoot babies out of his dickhole? >>34574 No, anon's post is sadly true. Marvel has officially gone above and beyond retarded.
>>34489 >Instead of an actual japanese man. Is he Hamato Yoshi again instead of his pet mouse? >>34504 >Donald Glover <Still doesn't become Spider-man That nigger tried to kickstart the Nigger-man fad with his bitching and he still can't be Spider-man. >>34548 >Also Gwen may be trans >>34572 >They try to use blatant hallucianations from Spawn's comics and the "bad ending" of Torque's family from The Suffering from 20+ years ago >For the fucking Punisher At this point it's a form of despair and rage and more a form of utter bewilderment and confusion over what could they be possibly thinking; because if they weren't, they'd just have Punisher shoot some minorites, have the news brand him a nazi or something and be done with it. >>34573 Didn't that happen already? With Cosmic Punisher, Cosmic Ghost Rider and Deadpool as well? Or am I missing someone in this sea of VS. autism?
>>34576 > it's NOT a form of despair and rage fixed it
>>34576 He had hair so he may be Hamato Yoshi. Donald Glover himself has said he's too old to be Spider-man now. No one cares about Prowler either but Marvel is intent on pushing Miles so they keep having to push Prowler too. Yes it already happened. All those happened too. Anon was just being cute by implying the Marvel universe should die by Frank's hand. Also Cosmic Ghost Rider is Frank.
>>34578 >Anon was just being cute by implying the Marvel universe should die by Frank's hand. Ah, ok. >Also Cosmic Ghost Rider is Frank. At this point I just wish that my american capeshit knowledge was limited to the silver age and the cartoons of the 90s only.
>>34579 The multiverse is a fuck. You're better off not thinking about it.
>>34574 >Marvel *Disney Marvel is ded
>>34576 >just have Punisher shoot some minorites, have the news brand him a nazi or something and be done with it. They didn't do that because they're actually wising up, fans would have supported him if he did that and they can't have another Red Skull.
>>34587 >another Red Skull. Wait, you mean people liked Jewdain Peterstein (((Red Skull))) from the comics? My fucking sides.
>>34578 >Marvel is intent on pushing Miles so they keep having to push Prowler too. That's because it's obvious they were/are pushing Miles on account ulterior motives.
Real trailer for 'My Adventures with Superman' came out. It still looks really bad. And this is supposed to be the full costumed Silver Banshee. Tacticool tech shit replacing metahuman powers isn't just in live action capeshit anymore. >>34590 Well duh.
>>34589 SJWs have gotten so insane that their strawmen are just people making points that every normal person, the vast majority, finds perfectly reasonable.
>>34592 I hated every single second of that trailer.
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>>34592 I thought My Adventures with Supertwat was supposed to be on CN for the kiddies to see? >Well duh. Yeah, duh. And it's why they won't imply Gwen was once Glenn so as not to piss off their progressive black cult members.
>>34595 Was but moved to adult swim for some raisin. Well they do imply it heavily. They just didn't outright say it. I wouldn't doubt they'd confirm it within the next couple of days though. A lot of black men are gay or outright trans.
>>34593 What was the context of why he wear a leather jacket in the 90s? Also Baron Zemo seems to be a more comic-like villain.
>>34597 He's a nazi.
>>34595 >>34596 CN is dead, kids don't watch TV cartoons anymore and Tumblr dykes don't make enough viewers. Warner is pushing everything into Adult Swim which has gotten a ton of people due to Rigor Mortis.
>>34548 >supposedly we see her dad wear a trans flag pin Emphasis on supposedy. That aside, I wouldn't put it past them to retcon Gwen into Glenn. Even if they didn't do so in this film, they could still do so in the sequel soley because of all the discourse about it. It's a shame, since the previous film in my opinion at least was alright. Story was good and the only The multiverse aspect does it a lot of favours, as Miles replacing the Spider-man of his universe doesn't feel like him suplanting Peter Parker overall. A few of the times Miles was called spider-man it felt forced given the context, especially considering other characters didn't get called spider-man as much I think Gwen only got called spider-woman once and that was by herself, but otherwise the film didn't feel woke at all. It does have a nigger protagonist, who in the source material was made for purely woke reasons, but the film felt more like a pre-woke film that just has a nigger protagonist. It's leaps and bounds better than the source material. Also the nigger music sucked.
>>34601 It still does include a "protect trans kids" flag in Gwen's room & Miles has a BLM pin. Plus Miles being the super special minority all the other dark brown Spiders side with in the end makes the movie pretty woke.
>>34602 Thing about that is - it points out the many contradictions within their cult, which they're trying to avoid now. But it's all too late.
Cartoon Network stared re-airing Summer Camp Island, replacing Clarence to not lose any slots occupied by Teen Titans Go and The Amazing World of Gumball. YUGE downgrade from Clarence. Possibly the softest cartoon ever made not targeting infants, and most of those aren't as soft as this diarrhea. The corners are so non-existent it morphed beyond a circle into some theoretical shape comprised of negative edges. Having Susie call everyone babies isn't self-awareness and does nothing to elevate this baby-tier show. THE FUCKING DIALOGUE! The writing is so sensitive it's the uncanny valley manifest. Any "girl show" radiates infinitely more testosterone. Some of these voices, man... A cartoon staffed entirely by lizard people.
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if you're wondering why both the "canon" thing, and the Spiderman death cult felt so artifical and contrived? Well, here you go.
>>34611 I don't know what the reaction of most people was, but I didn't even think of Miles not being the real spider-man, I just enjoyed the film. But of course, they just had to ruin the sequel with this shit.
>>34611 Welp, more niggers shitting on the fans. How long until they have no fans left?
>>34611 SJWs are the ones doing all the forcing and restricting. Miles is biracial. Yet, they're restricting him to be only a black.
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>>34611 The only way to respond to that issue is make another Spiderman that defies this altogether. Spodermen will finally make his proper debut?
>>34611 >Let's spite people who don't like Miles by making him even more of a Gary Stu! Brilliant strategy.
>>34616 >Miles is biracial There is people that really read his comics and knows his "lore"?
>>34619 It's in the movies & y'know his name. 'Morales' comes from his mom. Bendis only did that so he could make Miles even more "unique" I guess.
So a youtube animator by the name Lord Bung made a series of animations based around the SCP Foundation about a guy who can't stay dead. Like he keeps coming back every time so the foundation uses him as experimentation on other subjects. Well episodes would take months to years at a time to come out. Now outta the blew he's announcing he's deleting the channel & all the videos. But the final... episode, if you can even call it that, has leaked out. It's just softcore porn.
>>34621 >It's just softcore porn SCP was "serious" but in a couple years ago it become another "quirky" LGBT Tumblr thing full of "horny" people, OCs and lewd content, I can't blame Lord Bung. I just read the official content of SCP so I can't imagine somebody that actually enjoys in the slightest being there, I'm kinda impressed with the OCs because there is no characters in the SCP universe, at least not class-D.
>>34621 I used to watch this series. it wasn't that good but it was atleast something semi-intereting what the hell happened?!
>>34625 Lord Bung trooned out & the SCP website is full woke. He fits in to the crowd there. The reason he's going full scorched if may be because he supported his friend/assistant on this project in false rape claims. >>34628 Trooning.
>>34629 >SCP Foundation <Male caucasian killing important figures What did they mean by this? https://yewtu.be/watch?v=StJMUT1aoVw >>34629 It's like they really wanted to expand this particular Twilight Zone skit: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=7FADhGSCHGw
>>34621 I don't get it.
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>>34621 I've stopped caring about stuff I find on the internet because I know within a few years it'll turn into some weird degenerate shit exactly the way this did. >>34625 The SCP Foundation as a website was a lost cause a long, long time ago. It originally started as a community of writers on old /x/ before quickly turning into an elitist niche for self-insert fan fiction, then pivoting and becoming a serious high bar for entry fiction website that was actually just a den for degenerates and sexual abusers. The last ten years alone has been nothing but a constant decrease in quality and muddying of the waters as to what made something worth publishing, while at the same time the website's burgeoning popularity led to it being adopted and co-opted by tumblr, streamers, youtubers and twitter faggots.
>>34632 Haha he has a very big penis that makes everyone horny.
>>34614 >the real Spider-Man What these retards don't get is that actual fans don't think of "Spider-Man." They think of Peter Parker. Ben Reilly was Spider-Man, too, but when discussing them, everyone talks about Peter and Ben, not about Spider-Man and Spider-Man. Go read a thread where people are discussing The Justice League. If it's actual fans talking among each other, and not trying to explain things to casuals, you won't see them talking about Superman and Batman and Wonder Woman, you'll see them more often talking about Clark and Bruce and Diana. But that said, we all know Spider-Man is Peter, Superman is Clark, Batman is Bruce, and Wonder Woman is Diana. Because those are the characters people care about, that made people care about the name and costume. Peter isn't good because he's Spider-Man, Spider-Man is good because he's Peter.
>>34639 You're right but that's a very specific choice of a Peter comic moment to choose, anon.
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Some Transformers Rise of the Beasts clips. People have already seen the movie obviously so let's breakdown what's wrong with it. >Maximals are practically pointless >Primal & Airazor are the only ones who do anything in the plot >Cheetor barely speaks (voiced by some african actor) despite being the Bumblebee type kid character >Wheeljack sounds completely different now & looks like Steve Urkel >Bumblebee dies halfway through the movie just to come back for the finale >no Megatron or Megatron >Maximals may not even be from the future but a different planet >human characters are just there with the mexican guy being the only one people seem to kinda like depending on who you ask >whole movie is just a set up for a cinematic universe with Hasbro properties
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>>34642 If you market your movie on nostalgia pandering then do no actual cool shit with the characters then what was the fucking point? All the maximals are ugly with none of the cartoon voices back. No predacons or even a Megatron tease. Even Nightbird gets more focus than Cheetor or Rhinox. Why even kill Bee if he's gonna come back? When they do it with Optimus Prime it's a pretty big deal. Bee doesn't even have a connection with any humans anymore.
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>>34641 It's a defining moment for the character that doesn't involve him being Spider-Man. Also it's funny. >>34642 Every attempt at Beast Wars outside of the original continuity has been stupid. All these attempts to have them not be from the future has been stupid. What made Beast Wars cool was the tight focus on a smaller group of characters, as well as the intricate plot that developed in Seasons 2 and 3 (and even Beast Machines). Attempts to just have them be supporting characters to the Autobots automatically destroy both those things. There are actually cool stories about the Beast Wars characters interacting with G1 characters. They're convention exclusive stories (and many of them are just text and not even comics), but they're cool. All they say is that many G1 characters were still alive when Beast Wars Megatron got back to Cybertron and took over, so when the Maximals saved the day, those guys all came back, and now Cheetor and company were able to interact with Rodimus and Arcee and all those guys. It was cool stuff. Granted, it's autistic as hell, and you'd need to do a proper Beast Wars adaptation before you could do this adaptation in any way that was at all satisfying, but it is cool. Also, Beast Wars is better than G1 anyway (even though I love the G1 comics, especially). I wish they'd just do a proper movie of that. But that ship has sailed. And Airrazor of all characters being one of the ones to focus on is retarded. They picked maybe the least important protagonist from the entire series. Don't get me wrong, I thought she was cool in the episodes she's in, but she's in barely any. I have to assume it's because they wanted a female protagonist, but then Blackarachnia has much more going on as a character. Then again, I should know by now (or rather, by 15 years ago), that the people making these Transformers movies don't give a fuck about the characters. Maybe they thought the bird robot could look cooler than the spider robot or something. But obviously if you're gonna adapt Beast Wars, the protagonists have to be Primal, Cheetor, Rattrap, Rhinox, and Dinobot. You know, the Season 1 cast. The ones people like. You could maybe lose Rhinox, if you must lose any. For antagonists, Megatron and Blackarachnia are the most important, then Tarantulas and Waspinator, but you could maybe lose them. Tarantulas and Blackarachnia fill vaguely similar roles, and Waspinator isn't important to the plot, he's just a fan favorite comic relief. Of course, Blackarachnia and Dinobot also fill similar roles, and if you're gonna choose just one, it's obviously Dinobot. But then they wouldn't do that because they need female characters, so they'll ditch the best Transformer ever for her. But ditching all these characters and then using Airrazor? Come on.
>>34648 She's also just there to die but doesn't get the resurrection treatment Bumblebee does. Because fuck her I guess. Just gets corrupted by dark energon, goes berserk, then Primal puts her down. Scourge proceeds to never use dark energon again the rest of the movie. Not even like trying to corrupt Optimus with it. Nothing but wasted opportunities.
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The damage Michael Bay has done to Bumblebee & Optimus Prime will never go away.
>>34664 >>34611 Every other spider-character is derivative of Peter, who is and forever will be theSpider-Man. Miles will go down in history as the affirmitive-action spider-nigger.
>>34611 If the entire world was to be represented in Miles, why didn't they make him Chinese or Indian? There's definitely more of them than blacks.
>>34670 Because Bendis's fetish is black men specifically.
>>34670 Because black people are as arrogant as the jews and think the world turns arround thems.
>>34664 If they were gonna do a movie where Scourge (I assume the evil Optimus version and not the Galvatron's sidekick version) is the bad guy, they should have just revealed that movie Optimus was Scourge all along, given all the evil shit he's done. Like in the third one when he let the bad guys fuck up the Earth to make humans feel bad for mistrusting all Transformers and not just the Decepticons.
>>34699 This Bumblebee universe is a complete reboot. The theory was before that, since it involved The Maximals, there would be time travel involved so Scourge could have been evil Optimus from the Bayverse timeline. Instead the maximals aren't even from the future. At least not from the plot synopsis I read. So Scourge is just nobody & they're burying the Bayverse completely.
>>34702 Except it's pointless to pretend it's a reboot when visually and tonally it's exactly the same. The continuity wasn't the (main) reason those movies grew to be disliked, and it's not like the new continuity is any better.
>>34710 Visually similar but tonally not nearly as raunchy or mean spirited. I wish Bumblebee's design & muteness wasn't carried over though.
>>34619 This >>34620 and it's also in the trailers. >>34620 >Bendis only did that so he could make Miles even more "unique" I guess. Out of wedlock kids don't always get their farther's name, and if that was his intention, the he should made Miles be less urban. But people like Benis support problems instead of solutions.
Ok, I knew the new spiderman movie was bad and knew the directors shat in canon, but never knew it was SO bad.
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>>34629 >He trooned out I realized it was one once I saw the disgusting character designs and all the faggot shit and mutts.
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The Flash is every bit as bad as & even spectacularly worse in every way than expected.
>>34731 Is that Nick Cage as Supes?
>>34735 CGI Nic Cage, yes.
>>34731 It's that spider from that Kevin Smith interview!
>>34739 He even tried to hide behind a rock. So yeah. That is exactly what it is. I guess when you run out of comics to refrence there are always random interviews with fat talentless hacks.
>>34739 >>34740 The crab spider is from the original concept art.
>>34746 Why did they want to make Superman fight a giant crab spider? And it would have looked awful in 90s CG, unless they planned to use Stop Motion?
>>34751 One of the producers had a weird spider fetish or something and autistically wanted a giant mechanical spider in the film. Eventually he got his way in a comedy called Wild Wild West which bombed at the box office.
>>34751 He had a checklist of weird demands. He wanted a fight with a giant spider. He didn't want Superman to be shown flying. He wanted Superman to have a gay robot sidekick. It was bizarre.
>>34754 Filming was supposed to start in April of 98, and I remember seeing somewhere that it was supposed to come out in 2000. So I doubt it.
>>34731 Thinking about it now, didn't the DCAU do something similar with the Justice Guild? Where the creators ending the comic in the show's universe carried over to that particular universe getting nuked.
>>34757 No. That universe is an illusion. The world was destroyed in nuclear war but a mutant guy with mind powers created an illusion for the survivors to live in. The Justice Guild were real heroes but those are just fakes for the guy to live in his fantasy with. The real ones died in the war.
>>34731 There needs to be legal regulations on how much cgi you can use in a given film. This looks like shit. visuals aside, it's also jarring as fuck to watch a bunch of references for a full minute.
>>34759 There needs to be regulations for VFX studios treatment so they're not overworked. Otherwise we get shit like this. It's worse than even the MCU movies with constant blue screens.
>>34751 Because spiders are the fiercest killers in the insect kingdom. >>34757 In regular DC lore (or at least pre-crisis lore), the first time Barry Allen meets Jay Garrick, they remark that right around the time the comic of Jay got cancelled on Barry's world, supervillains stopped committing as much crime on Jay's world, so he settled down and got married. But it's more the other way around. Jay stopped fighting supervillains so the guy who made the comic about him on another Earth ran out of ideas. But yeah what you're saying does sound familiar and now it's gonna bug the hell out of me. What story has it so it's fictional and when the writer in the real world stops writing the world is destroyed? That's definitely in something.
>>34752 Which was a remake of an old 60s show by the same name, only it didnt have niggers or spiders in it. Theres a train of thought which suggests it was the first woke remake.
>>34780 No not really, they got Will Smith because he was huge at the time. They never cared for the original, the villain was a midget yet in the film they made him a centaur cripple. If anything its more related to the Mission Impossible reboot where Tom Cruise took an old spy show and made it all about his OC character. Hell the first film, the original villain was supposed to be the main character of the television show turned bad. The original actor was asked to reprise his role but was so disgusted by the idea he flat out refused. Difference here the I:M movies were box office hits.
>>34781 You're forgetting that they didn't just cast Will Smith, they made racism against his character a major part of the movie. Obviously they didn't care about the original, but they also did insert SJW shit into it. Mission Impossible shat on the original protagonist, but wasn't all SJW about it. >Hell the first film, the original villain was supposed to be the main character of the television show turned bad. He still is, they just had to recast the role.
>>34782 >they made racism against his character a major part of the movie. He's a black glow in the dark in the wild west, how else would they write the character? Blazing Saddles did it better but the point still stands. >He still is, they just had to recast the role. Tell that to the original actor and writers.
>>34783 They chose to cast a black guy. A movie with a giant mecha spider isn't going for realism in the setting. It's just a deliberate choice to put in race politics where there isn't needed. Technically it's still the same character. Even if the original actor & the writer didn't approve of it. But since it's a recast you can just rationalize it as a different universe where the show was just a show while the original still exists as reality in it's own universe.
>>34784 >deliberate choice to put in race politics Here's the thing, Will Smith was huge back then and a western with a black lead where everyone treats him equally would stick out like a sore thumb. Its more "Holy shit we got Will Smith for our movie! Fuck how do we write a nigger in a western without copying Mel Brooks?" And then failing at it. >Technically it's still the same character. Even if the original actor & the writer didn't approve of it.But since it's a recast you can just rationalize it as a different universe Technically its Tom Cruise's personal fanfiction now.
>>34785 Doesn't detract my point. Well yes.
>>34783 >Tell that to the original actor and writers. The original actor knows exactly what happened. He was mad about it. Everyone involved was mad about it. Have you not seen the movie? It's literally the same character from the two previous TV shows, they just couldn't convince the original actor to play him just to shit on the character, so they got another guy to do it instead. >>34785 >Here's the thing, Will Smith was huge back then and a western with a black lead where everyone treats him equally would stick out like a sore thumb. Not in a movie whose marketing revolved around a giant mecha spider. Also, it was Will Smith. It's not like they were getting the blackest monkey in the jungle to star in this movie. Audiences didn't even think of Will Smith as a black guy. He's not Richard Roundtree or Samuel L Jackson or whoever else they got to play Shaft in that latest version of it. Yes, there might be some people making jokes about how characters should do racist things in the movie, but it wouldn't be used as a serious point against the movie that had a giant mecha spider in all the trailers. It's a lighthearted comedy, except for when they cut away to talk about his tragic backstory due to racism, which had nothing to do with the original show they were butchering. At least Mission Impossible just thought they were doing a cool twist that nobody would expect. And at the time, it was actually novel, unlike today. Now, in retrospect I agree it set terrible precedent, but it wasn't done for political reasons, like modern shit. And Wild Wild West was. Again, not as annoying back then when it was a little more rare, but in retrospect, you can see it as what it was.
>>34759 There should be a law on forcing both the producers and executives to lower a 90% when purchasing a ticket to the movie theater if the product isn't worth your time. But then Hollywood elites got them politicians grappled by the balls.
>>34792 >At least Mission Impossible just thought they were doing a cool twist that nobody would expect. And at the time, it was actually novel, unlike today. <A story having the "big bad" being a former ally was a "novel" idea back in 1996 It was not an uncommon trope, however it began to be politically motivated during the 90's as a lot of works seemed to be pushing a "kill you heroes" message.
>>34759 >>34760 I don't think a law is the right thing but something like an industry standard CGI as animation rather than live action and disqualifying films with more than (x-amount) of on screen CGI time from being considered from awards for live action categories. That would rapidly have an effect. Maybe FAG union rules limiting CGI too.
>>34797 Now thats the movie night lineup that we need. Holy fuck I miss the 90s.
Posted this in the wrong thread >>>/ac/3515 What's up with this new Primos cartoon? Seems like there's some controversy but I don't speak Aztec so I'm not sure exactly what's what.
>>34798 Well there needs to be something there in this age of overworking studios to push a factory line of pumped out manufactured movies. >>34803 The title is supposed to be mean "Hey cousins" but the wrong word/spelling is used. The showrunner & main voice actor proceeded to say some shit that basically boils down to "language evolves bigot".
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>>34803 Basically this. The creator is even jewish and only half mexican.
>>34809 >>34803 You know what let me deep explain a bit for those completely aware. Here's the theme song that started all the hatred, Here's a voice actor responding to the fact the main title of the show is grammatically incorrect by saying Spanish is a colonizer language anyway. The whole thing stinks of representation garbage that no actual Mexican raised in Mexico likes Or me but I was raised in America and always saw myself as American anyway Actual mexicans hate it cause its obnoxious stereotype pandering, everyone else hates it cause its ugly as hell and it a rip-off of the Casagrandes, a failed spin-off of the loud house. There's also some pages of the pitch that make it clear this whole thing is just a giant self-insert for a cal-arts student and uniornically uses the term Latinx, Something only a Californian with no connection to Latin based heritage would use.
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>>34809 >please trump I'm on your side Trying to appeal to white right-wingers being non-white its suicidal anyways, I can't blame SJW to take the spic identity
>>34812 It really does look like a BAD ripoff of Loud House. >Actual mexicans hate it cause its obnoxious stereotype pandering, everyone else hates it cause its ugly as hell and it a rip-off of the Casagrandes, a failed spin-off of the loud house. There's also some pages of the pitch that make it clear this whole thing is just a giant self-insert for a cal-arts student This whole thing just looks like another Turning Red situation where it's only made for the people who made it and everyone else hates it while also feigning some sort of cultural depiction and failing utterly at it. >>34814 What are you on about?
>>34812 > 2nd Vid I love it when the (((Left))) says "look, we're only behaving as bad as some historical boogeyman of ours." They insist on behaving as the worst people they can drag up from history.
>>34816 >They insist on behaving as the worst people they can drag up from history. Because that's how their view of the world works. There's no such thing as forgiveness or closure with these people. Because something happened to someone, somewhere, at some point, that makes them entirely justified in acting as evil as they want in order to, not only prevent said act from occurring again but, "correct" the event in the most asinine way possible because they see that as the "only" solution. It's worse than "evil" because even "evil" people have some self-interested motive behind them doing "evil" things. With these nutjobs, however, their entire motivation is to "protect" and "save" you (Yes, YOU).
>>34818 Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
>>34797 In Mission Impossible it wasn't just a former ally, it was the lead protagonist. That's a much bigger deal and really a whole different thing than if he was just a regular ally. It's something that only applies to a long running series, so three of your examples immediately don't apply. Was the bad guy from Goldeneye actually in any previous movies? I don't think so, but then there are a lot of Bond movies and I might be forgetting one. I wasn't aware of that Man From UNCLE thing you posted. Is that literally a character who was there since the '60s being revealed to be the villain? Is it literally the main protagonist? Because if it's not both of those things, it's pretty different, and if it's not even one of those two things, then it's not at all the same. Now, I wouldn't be surprised if there were other examples that are a bit more like Mission: Impossible, though. But I can't recall them. Maybe Uncle Fester in The Addams Family? But he comes around in the end. That's kind of his whole arc. And he had amnesia or whatever. Or really it just wasn't gonna be the real Fester at all until they realized that was lame and did a last minute change to say he was but had amnesia. There were a lot of old revival movies in the '90s, though, so maybe I'm forgetting one that really does shit on the old protagonist as hard as Mission Impossible. I know Shaft from the '90s is a sequel with a new protagonist, but I don't think they make the original Shaft the bad guy. I don't think The Flintstones or Casper movies do anything like it. Arguably Scooby Doo from 2002 does, but that's largely a joke about how everyone hates Scrappy, rather than taking a beloved protagonist and trying to surprise you by telling you you were wrong to like him. >>34814 Bitch, the left is the one that has passed reams of actual racially discriminating laws. Now go make like 50% of your kind and kill yourself.
Here's your Kraven The Hunter (of poachers & mercenaries) & the red band trailer. He does get the vest but obviously it's not the lion face. Also Rhino is in it so I guess this isn't the Andrew Garfield universe either.
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>>34834 Straw man?
>>34835 No no anon. He's a cat man.
>>34834 Looks like it may be a decent movie. But, I thought Kraven was just a normal man.
>>34841 He is. That's the problem.
>>34841 >>34843 >in some obscure comic is revealed that he has slightly superhuman capabilities/ is prime human
>>34847 Prime human is different from being literally Halle Berry's Catwoman empowered by cat magic.
>>34841 I only know him from the 90s Spiderman cartoon, and in that one he received a super serum. Then there is the 2008 cartoon in which he became a furry.
>>34834 Assuming this version of Rhino is similar to his Ultimate Spider-Man counterpart, Kraven will probably slowly mutate into a lion man throughout the film.
>>34851 Apparently he did that in the Ultimate comics too. Not full furry but was enhanced by animal DNA splicing. I think they just want this to be their Black Panther. Why they're still marketing it as a villain origin when he's an anti-hero though is confusing.
>>34852 >villain origin when he's an anti-hero though is confusing. They still want the Sinister Six to fight Spider-Man. >I think they just want this to be their Black Panther Anon you're just retarded.
>>34853 They don't even have a Spider-man. It means nothing if it's a repeat of No Way Home again with them fighting Tom Holland. You can't prove me wrong! They gave him magic lion powers!
>>34854 >They gave him magic lion powers And how is this special in the Marvel universe?
>>34855 It's not about it being special. It's the fact this isn't Kraven's whole schtick. Besides y'know hunting humans instead of the most dangerous animals.
>>34856 >It's the fact this isn't Kraven's whole schtick >hunting humans instead of the most dangerous animals. You answered your own question, how does a hunter hunt people like Spider-Man without getting powers or something to keep up. He's not the Punisher or Ironman, it was just the natural conclusion especially when he has the whole lion attire going on. Plus Spectacular has the whole theme of Oscorp being a gigantic villain factory. The writers just fused regular Kraven and Ultimate Kraven together.
>>34858 But there isn't even a Spider-man in this universe to begin with, he's just pulling a Morbius where any exposure to animal blood just gives you powers, & peak human hunting the most dangerous predators is more interesting than superpowered vigilante. Vulture's the only one they've kept as just a guy with a suit.
>>34858 >how does a hunter hunt people like Spider-Man without getting powers or something to keep up. By being a really good hunter. You know, like Steve Ditko invented him to be in the '60s. You act like there aren't dozens of stories about this already. And Ultimate Kraven was best in his first appearance, when he was just The Crocodile Hunter. Him getting powers later was stupid.
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Marvel & Disney have sunk to a new low. The intro sequence for Secret Invasion is completely AI generated.
>>34861 This is the future grandpa, accept it once and for all.
>>34862 Not even Disney's audiences are accepting it.
>>34863 Companies don't care.
>>34873 They sure as hell will when they start losing money. Or better yet when it's too late to save themselves.
>>34874 And that really happens?
>>34876 Yes. All the time. It's literally happening now with the biggest entertainment companies in the world. https://archive.md/jN9PO
>>34878 Won't someone think of the pretentious hipsters who just happen to pirate their crap without showing any support besides shitty gifs at tumblr? https://yewtu.be/watch?v=Oy40va7cOn0
>>34876 Anon how could you forget about Blockbusters? Companies are never too big to fall. It's just that sometimes for that to happen you need an external cause, like a paradigm shift in the industry or a really bad year or two. Other times companies just keep on declining even though they still kind of exist in some capacity. A lot of the power of these companies isn't generated by their innate wealth or the services they provide, but rather how much trust the investors and consumers have in the prolonged existence of that product or the innovation that company can bring. Tesla has done fuckall of any use to anyone in particular, but because Musk is such a grifter he can convince people to keep on investing in his useless vanity projects. Once that trust is gone, so will the company. Also what >>34877 said.
>>34849 I had forgotten how "Dr. Reeves" looks like 19 year old Yujiro Hanma. >>34861 >We decided to NOT sample the thousands of images in sadpanda, boorus etc, because that would make our female characters hotter and thus we gave as little data to the A.I. as possible, enjoy your nightmare fuel.
We ain't ever seeing this suit in live action again. If/when Tom Holland comes back, it'll be a new suit like always because they need the merchandising scam. The pointlessly gave new looks for Strange & Star-Lord that were never used again. Of course they'll do it to Spidey too. Hell they're already planning making Miles in live action. Probably for the Sony Venom universe.
>>34877 >>34878 >>34880 I doubt that happens in this age.
>>34888 I literally just showed you it's happening right now.
>>34797 No Broken Arrow, Chain Reaction, The Edge, Under Siege I, II and Con Air?
>>34924 Batman forever?
Out of all the people that could become cuckholds, this probably takes the cake. TLDR The Skullgirl devs are censoring their game some more, removing more lewd art and changing some characters. They even removed a picture done for a cancer charity.
>>34962 This isn't really /co/.
>>34963 This is Zone we're talking about, of course its related.
>>34964 In regards to Zone yes. About the actual Skullgirls game, no.
>>34878 >inb4 Disney buys them
>>34966 Depends. WB is obviously doing worse but I don't know if they can really afford to buy them out.
>>34962 Hm... tell me if I'm wrong. Is he saying he is happy being memory holed? Also, the artists having the fucking balls to censor the game when their main artist is a gore fetishist.
>>34966 >>34968 Well, to be fair, that would be a Disney move, just pushing foward searching for the golden goose to kill and spoil.
>>34962 Are you surprise? zone were always the kind of artists that have zero integrity, they only care about making money or create business connections. Criticizing a former employer in any shape or form can be bad for business for their group.
>>34971 To be fair, that's the way to go with employers. I with everyone had that common sense.
>>34962 Did he ever do anything after the Ghostbuster stuff?
>>34962 Being against censorship at this point its so retarded anyways, you only condemned yourself to obscurity and the so-called "anti-woke" crowd just pirate your products
>>34975 Bit silly to claim that since the "anti-woke" crowd were the ones who bought it and made it successful in the first place. After all, they certainly weren't woke if they purchased a game with all these problematic elements that just had to be censored for inclusivity. A large amount of people bought the game because it had big titties, meaty thighs, panties prominently displayed and innuendo everywhere. To pretend that isn't a core aspect of your game is retarded, but they know it's at end of life stage and too late for refunds so they'd rather do some moral grandstanding than attempt to reel in more players.
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>>34978 >the "anti-woke" crowd were the ones who bought it and made it successful in the first place. Companies can't allow products like this to the new public, and maybe at the end being woke its something safe and profitable (more massive sells or a shady bonus).
Niggerpill
>>34982 WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!
>>35011 That's how a spic women actually looks like
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>>35011 At least we (and with "we" I mean "I") are getting a cute ginger spider-shota.
>>35013 Kids are watching Tik-Tok or reading shonen, nobody it's going to buy this
>>35013 Well I'm taking that gif. >>35015 No one reads or even buys modern comics, anon. They're not banking on kids reading it.
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>>35017 >Well I'm taking that gif. Have more gifs. I have been looking for a place to upload them, but I don't know which "rule 34" site is better.
>>35018 Did you make these? They're pretty damn good. Though could also be slightly slower.
>>35018 >benis. Gay.
>>35018 Sankaku or All the fallen
>>35018 >>35019 Further proof that /co/ is the gayest board on any imageboard.
>>35077 Gayer than the literal shota board?
>>35078 Yeah >>>/sm/ is pretty gay, but I still think >>>/cb/ is gayer.
Nimona came out, a gay black knight from Netflix. Skip it. There is one called Mavka, it's a Ukranian musical that was in production before the war and has been postponed till now for reason, might be interesting.
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Dear consoomers. Don't you want an anime on the Suicide Squad Harley Quinn & maybe Joker getting isekai'd into a fantasy world? Why not? What do you mean it's a stupid nonsensical idea?
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>>35101 Considering they're mostly influenced by the movie designs, its going to be some generic fantasy setting. Shame because Joker mucking about in Skartaris wouldve been neat.
>>35102 Joker causing chaos as a warlord was already done in the much better japanese production of Batman Ninja. Sure an out there idea involving time travel to feudal Japan. Difference is there's more you can do with the concept of supervillains taking over feudal Japan than there is with a team of guys with guns fighting pig orcs in generic MMO fantasy land. Your idea of using an already established fantasy setting like Skartaris would've been better.
>>35101 The New 52 & Suicide Squad movies really ruined Harley Quinn forever. For some reason they wanna make Joker safe edgy like he's a k-pop twink.
>>35101 >Don't you want an anime on the Suicide Squad Harley Quinn & maybe Joker getting isekai'd into a fantasy world? No because, at that point, you can replace the DC characters with OCs and no one would be able to tell the difference. Not to mention that isekai becomes a moot concept in the DC universe when journey's to the Earth's core, time travel, and alternate realities are the norm. >>35103 >than there is with a team of guys with guns fighting pig orcs in generic MMO fantasy land. At that point, wouldn't you just be watching Gate? >>35105 >For some reason they wanna make Joker safe edgy. Isn't that just Joker from everything prior to the 80's? And, the cartoons?
>>35106 Almost like it's a bad idea. >Isn't that just Joker from everything prior to the 80's? And, the cartoons? Not the way you're thinking through his actions not being allowed to be grotesque or mass killings. I'm talking about his design. They want him to be edgy so they give him heavy black eye make up, a fake stitched together smile, & tattoos. It's Leto Joker all over again. But at the same time it's playing it safe because it's all in an effort to make him attractive rather than trying too hard to make him a disfigured monster. So they make him young with silky flipped hair. Basically making him the bad boy of a fujoshi's or a horny teenage girl's self insert fanfiction.
>>35101 >Character Design Draft >Akira fucking Amano No fucking way, no wonder the art looked so familiar. She did Katekyō Hitman Reborn! and several other series, including a sci-fi one done in the style of watermarkers, full-color even. To be honest though, I haven't read her stuff in almost a decade, so looking at the concept art shown in >>35105 I thought they had gotten some gacha artist instead I also don't like how Harley looks so much like Himiko Toga from Hero Academia, it's really unnerving that short pigtails get relegated to mentally unstable women. some of that artwork reminds me way too much of W from Arknights, fucking hell. >>35107 >Basically making him the bad boy of a fujoshi's or a horny teenage girl's self insert fanfiction. Well, that's a lot of female manga fans in general...
>>35108 It's always women making the worst design choices.
>>35101 Well /co/, it seems /a/ has won.
>>35111 That was already true, tripsman. So much so they had to use fake anime, RWBY, just to push the Justice League to wider audiences again.
>>35111 How do you "win" when one competitor forfeits by suicide?
>>35114 It's still a win even if the competition keeps shooting themselves in the foot.
>>35117 This isn't even that, though. It wasn't even a fight. The American comic industry didn't fuck up due to not knowing how to fight manga. Completely independently from manga, the American comic industry decided to take on a deadly infection (SJW employees) and kill itself.
>>35126 I mean it's still both. They're still flailing about helplessly while refusing to cut the weights they put on the themselves. Self sabotage yes but it's still part of their ignorance to their inability to win back an audience.
>>35132 Yeah, but I'm just saying, it's not a win. If my enemy kills itself, but it has nothing to do with anything I did, I wouldn't feel like it's a win. It's just not as fulfilling. It wasn't supposed to be this way. I want to cause my enemy's downfall, as least by pushing said enemy toward the eventual suicide. But this was just done without any effort on manga's part.
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>>35105 That Joker looks gayer than the fujoker from Batman and the Justice League.
Talking about the Oye Primos shit, I noticed many mexicans upset about one of the characters being called Nacho because of food name, but Nacho is a good spanish name like Pepito and others I can't really think of.
>>35138 Most probably don't actually care. The "intentional" bad spanish is what upsets most.
Will make the next thread later so look forward to more misery then.
>>35098 Literally the creation of a gay troon that's decided to revolt against her Christian family
>>35138 >>>/ac/21953 Apparently, one of the characters names means "little pussy" in several Central and South American dialects of Spanish.
>>35141 It's not just the intentional bad spanish, as far as I can tell. It's that disney said the cartoon was intended for latino audiences, and then told those same "intended audiences" that they weren't the intended audience in responding to the broken spanish.
>>35134 If it's fight to the death and I wasn't sure I would win, I would take I would get. If I was confident in skills and wanted to flex I would feel would feel miffed.


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