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Wrestlemania week thread Boliever 03/20/2019 (Wed) 22:06:09 Id: cf602a No. 137132
Thread dedicated to all the other events over mania weekend besides the big one itself and g1 supercard since that deserves it's own thread. Haven't been watching or participating/making NJPW threads since I wagecuck 1st shift and can't stay up to neet hours anymore So if you wanna find something to watch or attend live like I will be doing for the week look through here and see if anything looks good to you WILL THE INDIE SHOWS BE MORE CONSISTENT THAN WWE YET AGAIN? WILL CODY AND THE CUCKS SURPRISE SHOW UP TO ONE OF THESE SHOWS FOR A MATCH? WILL NXT BE THE BEST SHOW OF THE WEEKEND AGAIN? HOW WILL THE INVISIBLE MAN'S DEATH AFFECT THE OUTCOME OF THE CLUSTERFUCK MATCH???!?! Here are a few of the events going on over the week all times are EST 4/4 (Thursday) >Evolve @ Noon (wwn or woootube) >Bloodsport @ 4 pm (fite or woootube) > wXw @ 4 pm (wwn or woootube) >wrestlecon supershow @ 7 pm (no livestream) >Impact wrestling @ 11 pm(free on twitch lol) >DDT @ 8 pm (wwn or woootube) >AIW @ 11 pm (fite or woootube) >Kaiju Big Battel @ Midnight (wwn or woootube) 4/5 (Friday) >Chikara @ Noon (fite and woootube) >WWN supershow @ 3 pm (wwn and woootube) >Revpro @ 3pm (fite and woootube) >Blacklabel pro @ 3:30 pm (fite and woootube) NXT takeover New York @ 6:15 pm (network and woootube) Joey Janela's Spring BREAK 3 part 1 @ 8pm (fite and woootube) >Joey Ryan's penis party @ 8 pm (not sure if streaming >Blackcraft @ midnight (fite and woootube) 4/6 (Saturday) >GCW Presents ‘Orange Cassidy is doing something or whatever… @ Noon (fite and woootube) >WWE hall of fame @ 7 pm (network and maybe woootube) G1 Supercard @ 7:30 pm (Honor club, ippv, njpwworld, woootube Joey Janela's Spring BREAK 3 part 2 THE GREATEST CLUSTERFUCK ™ @ Midnight (fite, woootube)
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Bloodsport looks like it's actually going to be a crazy fucking show. Some of these matches are awesome and then you have simon fucking gotch here for no fucking reason
>>137134 >(((Simon Gotch))) That kike weaseled his way in for a quick payday, big surprise.
>>137132 >An actual schedule for wrestling shows other than WWE or New Japan Can we do that more often, please ?
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>>137136 There usually isn't enough going on throughout the year outside of GCW tagging along to wwe ppvs But yeah I can start posting an indie general every month or so. Also I left out a good chunk of shows these just seemed like the biggest ones to me, there's some womyn's companies and a legit tranny company running nyc that weekend too
>>137137 >Tranny wrestling For fuck's sake, tell me it's not real
>>137134 great looking card, gonna have to actually check this one out
>>137138 >Uncanny Attractions Presents: DRAGS AND DROPKICKS >Welcome back to the UnCanny Attractions show. Dive into the rabbit hole at the event that has been dubbed the Alice in Wonderland of wrestling. Much like Alice, you'll go mad watching our hard hitting wrestlers, of all kinds, battling it out. >We’ve also just added the Goddess Madam Vivien V to help stir the tea! >Featuring DJ Dropkat >::::::: CONSENT POLICY ::::::: >Behave with beauty, connect with intention. We are obsessed with Consent. Always ASK before touching anyone at our events. If someone is violating your boundaries or harassing you, please speak to staff or security. We have a zero tolerance policy for harassment. If you feel something, say something, and we will help. Questions about consent at House of Yes? Let us know: consent@houseofyes.org. >::::::: COMMUNITY & ACCESSIBILITY ::::::: >This is a space for everyone to feel welcome. Racism, sexism, ableism, ageism, homophobia, transphobia, or any other form of discrimination will not be tolerated. All restrooms are gender inclusive. Everyone is free to use the restroom that best fits their gender identity or expression. All entrances and spaces within the venue are single-level. Strobe lights are used during performances and parties.
>>137139 last years was pretty weird since the entire show was submission only no pinfalls with no ropes, which sounds cool in concept but actually means that there's no easy drama from the pinfalls, and the movement for everyone was weird since you can't run the ropes. For suzuki and riddle it wasn't a problem and they had a great fucking match but for the more green guys it was hard for them to adapt.
>>137141 How can such a PC wrestling promotions even exist? tumblr: the promotion
>>137141 >Everyone is free to use the restroom that best fits their gender identity or expression So there's going to be thousands of restrooms? Also what if someone identifies as Randy Orton shitting in purses?
>>137143 It's fucking new york what do you expect
>>137201 What if there is just one washroom <with a whiteboard that lets you write your preference down before you go
>>137201 >>137141 I identity as a paygoddess. Everyone must pay me $100 to shit in my presence, otherwise go use another restroom that has to be a minimum of 1000 miles away. What? You don't want to? Like omg, stop oppressing me you shitlord bigot.
>>137514 >I wouldn't care <blogposts about how much he does care >wrestling may be fake but getting worked is real
Gonna start posting some of the cards for the shows First up EVOLVE 125 Close Home Brands Events Latest News On Demand Support Shop Club WWN 日本語情報 Close 4 April EVOLVE 125 – APR. 4TH – QUEENS, NY APRIL 4 @ 12:00 PM - 3:00 PM $40 - $100 BANNER-485X359-NXT_EVENT-EV125 WWN & EVOLVE Wrestling present EVOLVE 125 at the WWNLive Experience 2019 Thursday, April 4th, 2019 Belltime – 12:00 PM EDT La Boom 56-15 Northern Blvd Woodside, NY 11377 Tickets on sale at www.Etix.com or by calling 1-800-514-3849! Part of the huge WWNLive Experience 2019! More information at MoreThanMania.com! Watch the Live Stream and Video-on-Demand at: www.WWNLive.com www.ClubWWN.com WWN Roku App Club WWN Amazon Fire TV App Club WWN Apple TV App Club WWN Android TV App Club WWN Facebook Page NXT Superstar Kyle O’Reilly of The Undisputed Era & NXT Superstars The Street Profits will be available for meet & greets before the event starting at 11 AM. You must have a ticket to the event to take part in the meet & greets. Meet & greet prices are available in the WWNLive.com Shop. Already announced: EVOLVE Championship Match Austin Theory defends vs. Kyle O’Reilly of The Undisputed Era
[Expand Post] EVOLVE Tag Team Championship Match Eddie Kingston & Joe Gacy of The Unwanted defend vs. Konosuke Takeshita & MAO Grudge Match #1 Montez Ford of The Street Profits vs. Shane Strickland of The Unwanted Grudge Match #2 Angelo Dawkins of The Street Profits vs. Colby Corino of The Unwanted Must Be A Winner Darby Allin vs. Anthony Henry Special Attraction Match Kazusada Higuchi vs. Curt Stallion Tag Team Attraction AR Fox & Leon Ruff vs. John Silver & Alex Reynolds Special Challenge Match Harlem Bravado vs. Adrian Jaoude
>>137549 Lmao fucked up the copy paste goddamn oh well
wxw Bunch of matches but here are the promo images for the bigger ones, Same time as bloodsport which looks like a better card tbh
Wrestlecon Supershow Turns out this is being livestreamed on fite (and so obviously woootube too) this is gonna be one of the top shows of the weekend in terms of talent, actual match quality may be up in the air though
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Impact Wrestling Last year they actually had one of the best shows of the weekend. This year who knows but the main event is killer and so is the talent on the rest of the card even if the impact name is tainted beyond saving
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DDT Here is the card in all its poorly translated glory. They did a crappy job on advertising this one lol 1. Miyu Yamashita Vs Maki Itoh 2. Danshoku Dieno & Antonio Honda Vs Joey Ryan & Royce Isaacs 3. Iron Man Heavymetalweight Title – Battle Royal: Saki Akai (c) Vs Makoto Oishi Vs Kazuki Hirata Vs Yoshihiko Vs Kikutaro Vs Colt Cabana Vs Mizuki Watase Vs X 4. Soma Takao & Tetsuya Endo Vs Yukio Sakaguchi & Masahiro Takanashi 5. 3 Way Tag Match: HARASHIMA & Kazusada Higuchi Vs Akito & Ethan Page Vs Shigehiro Irie & Jason Kincaid 6. Weapon Rumble In U.S.A.: MAO Vs Sanshiro Takagi 7. Konosuke Takeshita Vs Daisuke Sasaki
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AIW There is like two matches actually announced for this show and it is already one of the biggest shows this weekend cause of ONE MATCH SCOTT STEINER VS HORNSWOGGLE watch this however you can
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Kaiju big battel These guys are running two shows this weekend and they don't really do cards per say. Honestly this is more fun live but tune in if you want
And that's Thursday, I will do friday tomorrow night and saturday (plus some or the ones I missed) sometime before I leave for nyc
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Here's a god tier promo to get you hyped on wrasslin
I LOVE WATCHING OILED-UP NEAR-NAKED MEN HUGGING EACH OTHER… .
>>137565 I love being comfortable with my sexuality too.
>>137555 (checked) >Papa Pump vs The Leprechaun top kek >>137566 I always knew you were a homo, mini-Satan
>>137555 >Steiner >Swoggle >in a match Did someone actually have a successful Aztec-like sacrifice to the wrestling gods to have this match become a reality?!
>>137514 Is this dude a poo poo eating faggot?
Alright here come the Friday cards!
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CHIKARA There are some fun matches on here but it's neither goofy enough nor high quality enough to be a must see event imo
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WWN Supershow Here's the card since the promo images don't have all the matches: The Six Man Tag Team Tradition Continues – Main Event #1 Shane Strickland & EVOLVE Tag Team Champions Eddie Kingston & Joe Gacy of The Unwanted vs. Team wXw of 16 Carat Gold 2019 winner Lucky Kid, Shotgun Champion Marius Al Ani & Unified World Wrestling Champion Bobby Gunns The Six Man Tag Team Tradition Continues – Main Event #2 The Skulk of AR Fox, Leon Ruff & Adrian Alanis w/ Ayla vs. Team DDT of Daisuke Sasaki, Tetsuya Endo & Soma Takao WWN Championship Match – Main Event #3 JD Drake defends vs. Kazusada Higuchi SHINE Championship Match Allysin Kay defends vs. Miyu Yamashita FIP World Heavyweight Championship Match Anthony Henry defends vs. Absolute Andy Mixed Tag Team Grudge Match EVOLVE Champion Austin Theory & Brandi Lauren vs. Darby Allin & Priscilla Kelly Winner Gets WWN Contract – Elimination Match Anthony Greene vs. Barrett Brown vs. Colby Corino vs. Harlem Bravado vs. John Silvervs. TBD
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RevPro Aka mini-njpw show
Black Label Pro Another killer swoggle match and MINUS FIVE STARS but it's the same time as revpro so kinda hard to compete with that
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NXT TAKEOVER NEW YORK Will be great, you know what's going on here
>>137580 I don't really watch NXT so I don't. But even so it still likely can be the best show of the week. >NXT championship Read that Ciampa got injured and had to vacate the title so we have Gargano vs Cole for the title, kinda feels like a midcardish match. Gargano is already on the main roster so Cole probably is winning this one. >Women's title Another 4 way, feel like Io could win because Shayna and Kairi seem long overdue for a main roster debut and Belair still seems learning. >NA Championship Dream vs Riddle, well I still don't get the hype around Riddle, seems like Zack Ryder 2.0. Dream should put up a good show. >NXT tag titles War Raiders vs Black and Ricochet should be good, maybe even a show stealer. >UK Championship with Dunne still as the champ meh
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==JOEY JANELA'S SPRING BREAK 3 PT 1= Lots of great matches and talent here but it's pretty clear they moved a bunch of guys to saturday since this is going on the same time as NXT. Will probably still be happening after nxt goes off the air so tune in after that??
Joey Ryan's Penis Party Some cool looking matches, but up against both NXT and spring BREAK this one is gonna be hard to root for. Watch on demand later
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And the midnight show for friday Black Craft Wrestling Also some killer matches and no comedy tone for this show really, instead going for an occult type one. Good variety in a weekend dominated by comedy style shows
>>137588 >cortez castro on the card >they have a dude named mecha wolf pretty much every show other than wrestlemania seems to be shaping up great
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>>137588 >Blackcraft When did he get this name?
Be thee cleansed of BULLSHIT.
>>137592 He changes his last name to the name of every promotion he's in. So johnny imapct and johnny blackcraft
Okay saturday shows now!
Wrestling Revolver “Pancakes & Piledrivers III” Start time: 11 AM forgot this one in the OP lol ??? vs Rich Swann Adam Brooks vs Matt Cross Fallah Bahh vs Ace Romero vs Madman Fulton vs Larry D vs Fatu vs Dan Maff AR Fox vs JT Dunn vs Ace Austin vs Sammy Guevara Ricky Shane Page vs Tessa Blanchard Wrestling Revolver Tag Team Championship – Gauntlet Match – The Rascalz (Xavier & Wentz) vs. Lucha Brothers (Penta & Fénix) vs. LAX (Santana & Ortiz) vs. Aussie Open (Fletcher & Davis) vs. Besties in the World (Vega & Fitchett) vs. Team Tremendous (Carr & Barry) oVe (Sami Callihan, Dave Crist & Jake Crist) vs. The Unwanted (Shane Strickland, Eddie Kingston & Joe Gacy) Moose vs. Brian Cage vs. David Starr
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GCW Presents ‘Orange Cassidy is doing something or whatever…’ Big surprise since GCW had to take over for NOVA wrestling. Sold out show that seems to be completely comedy focused although TRENT vs Chuckie T 1 minute time limit WILL be legendary. Jonathan Gresham vs Shinjiro Otani Teddy Hart’s Reading Rainbow 1 Minute Time Limit: Chuck Taylor vs. Trent? Ultramantis Black vs. Nick Gage 5 O’Clock Somewhere Last Person Standing Match – Session Moth Martina vs. Nate Webb Lumberjack Swamp Monster Match: Shotzi Blackheart vs. Saraya Knight vs. Allie Kat vs. Kris Statlander 7 out of 13 Falls Match: Logan Easton Laroux vs. Chris Brookes
IWS Wrestling “Unstoppable” Start time: 4PM forgot this one too lol Matt Tremont vs Nick Gage vs The Green Phantom Alcobrawl Match – Sexxxy Eddy vs. Arik Cannon Kevin Blanchard vs. Ophidian IWS Hardcore Womens Championship: Addy Starr vs. Veda Scott vs. Solo Darling Benjamin Tull vs. Rory Gulak Merecedes Bros (Carvo Benz & Rocco Benz) vs. Jordando & Fernando vs. Mikey & Mainz vs. Karl Jepson & Runyan Maxim Lemire vs. Sheldon Jean vs. Sanchez vs. Black Dynamite Alexander Dean vs. J-Money
NJPW/G1 Supercard Already a thread for this but here is the card anyways IWGP Heavyweight Championship – Jay White (c) vs. Kazuchika Okada ROH World Championship – Ladder Match – Jay Lethal (c) vs. Matt Taven vs. Marty Scurll IWGP Intercontinental Championship – Tetsuya Naito (c) vs. Kota Ibushi RevPro British Heavyweight Championship – Zack Sabre Jr. (c) vs. Hiroshi Tanahashi IWGP Heavyweight Tag Team Championship & ROH World Tag Team Championship: Guerrillas of Destiny (Tama Tonga & Tanga Roa) vs. PCO & Brody King vs. The Briscoes (Mark & Jay Briscoe) vs. SANADA & EVIL (Winner Takes All). IWGP Junior Heavyweight Championship: Taiji Ishimori (c) vs. Dragon Lee vs. Bandido Bully Ray’s Open Challenge (Street Fight) Women of Honor Championship – Mayu Iwatani (c) vs. Kelly Klein Dalton Castle vs. Rush NEVER Openweight Championship & ROH TV Championship – Will Ospreay vs. Jeff Cobb (Winner Takes All) Honor Rumble (Confirmed: Jushin Thunder Liger, Kenny King, PJ Black, Beer City Bruiser, Brian Milonas, Cheeseburger).
WWE HoF I have no fucking idea why you would watch this instead of the G1 supercard. Current Inductees are >D-Generation X >Honky Tonk Man <Torrie Wilson >Harlem Heat >The Hart Foundation >Brutus Beefcake
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Joey Janela's Spring BREAK 3 Part 2 "The Greatest Clusterfuck This one is gonna be GOOD Show will not start till people can arrive from MSG so don't worry about overlap. Announced matches La Park vs. Masato Tanaka The Rock'N'Roll Express vs. LAX The Greatest Clusterfuck match: Mantaur, Parrow, Essa Rios, Arik Cannon
>>137616 Also that clusterfuck list is not final could be upwards of like 60 entrants or something
>>137614 >Hart Foundation >No Owen >No Pillman >No Bulldog It's shit, Maggle
>>137618 Own still won't get in because his wife won't let them profit off of it. And if you can't put in Owen, wouldn't be fair to him to put in everyone else but him. Only Bret and Neidhart though still seems weak, but they probably just want to say that the "Hart Foundation" is in the HOF. Best , should have inducted the entire Hart family like how they did for the Von Erichs. Anyway, would still be a sad scene to see all of them go into the HOF but Bret being the only one to represent them all…
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>>137580 >Wow look who's in attendance: it's The TimeBREAKer KUSHEDA!
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Easy to see schedule and pricing BREAKdown for buyfags
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CROSS-LINK THE BOARDS YOU INVITED HERE TO KEEP TRACK. AND REMEMBER TO BUMP THE THREADS UP ON THE DAYS OF THE SHOWS. >>>/tv/1946164 >>>/just/19492 >>>/monster/392100 >>>/v/16308938 https://sportschan.org/sp/res/1019029.html
>>137549 It's on now
>>137134 Starting soon
>>137662 >>>/a/915490 >>>/animu/94465
>>137682 I forgot this one >>>/tg/414289
>>137134 Show of the fucking year holy shit
>>137553 This was a very meh show. Most of the matches themselves were ok but they were brought down by some really poor camera work and awful sound issues especially in the opening hour.
>>137689 That's fucking indie shows for you. Kevin dunn is shit but basically every other wrestling production company is somehow even worse technically
>>137552 That Bandido and Ospreay match was damn good, Bandido looked strong and both got away from it looking like good babyfaces.
>>137688 Really that good? I wanted ti watch it but it was too late for me.
>>137692 Take some time and watch it, the only bad match was frank mir vs dan severn everything else was a fucking blowaway.
>>137694 Well not sure where to see it now, can't find a link online.
>>137651 Other than G1 Supercard not too many interesting shows for me. That tranny wrestling show starts one hour before G1 Supercard but I won't watch that.
>>137756 >I thought it was drugs and dropkicks Looking forward to G1 however, NXT was pretty good last night and DDT killed it thursday.
>State of that Stardom show Bottom rope was looser than a wizards sleve and that god awful commentary was like nails on a chalkboard Fucking called Hana Kimura a meme girl.
>>137662 >No one invited /pol/ Maybe it's for the best, that place has been a shitfest for a long time now
>>137759 They'd kill themselves over SJWWE and that womyns are main eventing, they wouldn't enjoy it anyway.
>>137662 >>137682 >>137683 bump up these threads for G1 Supercard later on tonight
Teddy Hart's Reading Rainbow at GCW Presents Orange Cassidy is Doing Something or Whatever Who Knows???? is the greatest thing I've seen. And I've just missed him moonsaulting with his cat while typing this post. FUck me.
Found this on the other /wooo/ about how awful Blackcraft wrestling was. >TheGameKeeper !I9Y5mSbZos - Sat, 06 Apr 2019 10:03:05 EST >It's really, truly hard to put into words how bad the show was. I'm not exaggerating when I say it was as bad as Heroes of Wrestling. Their last two shows were pretty good, so I have no idea what happened here. I'll try to sum everything up, so sorry if the post gets long. >show started with 20 minutes of the commentators talking over the show graphic, not realizing their mics were hot >camera work is so bad that the the HARD CAM won't stop moving and the floor cam keeps going out of focus >actual show started with Doug Bradley from Hellraiser crucifying a fan (actually set high hopes tbh) >first match is G-Raver vs. Shlak (who replaced Jimmy Havoc, who had blood posioning?)in a Devil's Den Match where the ropes are chains with fish hooks >no fish hooks get used and the match is over without any bloodshed >they then play a hype package for Matthew Justice vs. Gangrel followed up by oVe coming out for their match >5-team match featuring oVe and Andy Williams ends when they all disappear and two black guys win >Commentary says "WOW WE'RE CALLED BLACKCRAFT AND NOW WE HAVE BLACK CHAMPS" >Matt Justice vs. Gangrel finally happens and its whatever >Kimber Lee is a last minute replacement for someone in a tag match and is promptly jobbed to a literally who OC do not steal tag team >Simon Gotch beats Penta in like 5 minutes >6 man scramble #1 contenders match features Fenix in a hoodie, Teddy Hart, Matt Cross and others in a battle for who could care less >Teddy Harts wins as if he's ever gonna come back to this promotion >Masato Tanaka and Chris Dickinson actually have a good match where they try way too hard on a show that's not worth it And this is where things truly go from bad to absolutely abysmal >Saraya Knight and Maria Manic fight in the crowd with weapons before the bell rings for their match >Knight just rolls into the ring and wins by countout in the first 10 SECONDS OF THE MATCH >Despite the hype of a big battle royal, they're now announcing it's main event time: Johnny Blackcraft (Morrison) vs. David Starr for the title >Blackcraft wins in about 15 seconds >Doug Bradley comes out to tell Johnny that he sucks for some reason before Matt Justice comes out and slits Doug Bradley's throat >Doug Bradley squirts fake blood all over a bunch pissed off fans >Despite committing actual murder, Justice somehow has the authority now to make matches >Beats Johnny for the title in about 10 seconds But wait, with only 20 minutes left until they're kicked out of the venue, it's battle royal time!! >Fans are aggravating, and many left during the title match "main event" >suddenly all of these goobers start filing into the ring >people like Swoggle, Rory Gulak, Arik Cannon and many others are there for some reason but leave immediately >the house lights come on because the venue wants everyone tf out >some dude named Zicky Dice gets the win
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>>137759 /pol/ always has a presence here on /wooo/ to a certain extent. So does /cow/ and /k/.
Well, this is certainly a thing now.
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>>137780 >tfw when Charlotte gets spiced and has literal mcdonalds kids instead of giving birth to Aryan Wrestlers to continue the rich Flair bloodline OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
HOLY SHIT, SOME FUCKING GUY CAME IN WITH A KNIFE AND STABBED BRET HART IN THE BACK. THE STREAM JUST WENT OFF THE AIR. IT'S NOW BEING REPORTED THE BRET IS CURRENTLY IN CRITICAL CONDITION
>>137952 I can't bolieve Bret Hart is dead.
>>137952 fucking kek did you see the video of everyone from Tyson Kidd to Dash Wilder beating the fuck out of this guy as they drug him out? dumb fuck regrers it now i bet.
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>>138460 based dash
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I'm tell you guys… I got chills…
>>138475 FUCK WHITEY https://twitter.com/JakeIsntJacob/status/1114689327605460992?s=20 YAAAS SLAAAY! QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!
CONTINUING ON WITH THE G1 SUPERCARD THREAD Goddamn, what a fucking boring ladder match
GUYS HERE G1
MATT TAVEN KILLED THE OLD THREAD
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HE JUST CANT ESCAPE THIS LIVING NIGHTMARE
>this music
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Main event time, thread is dead and Okada is pissed
>>138498 I like it
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>bi*ch
>>138500 Nah dude. Jay White needs more menacing music, as a legit threat.
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OOHHHH YEEAAAHHHH
RANDY SAVAGE?
that okada pop
>>138499 >I'm angry >angry at ROH
GOATKADA
>>138497 This is all your fault Nash, this is what you get for treating the WCW Cruiserweights like shit: THEY TOOK OVER THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT
More like Gay White
Jay White is literally edgy.What a lame gimmick.
>>138510 I wouldn't say it's lame, it just doesn't work well with his goofy looking face.
so is the white palette his main event gear? or is it just the player 2 color
Based Jay making BC heel even in USA
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>>138512 White fits his character better than edgy black.
>>138514 based
>>138512 His new threads since WK13
>>138512 it works in ring
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Okada is not impressed.
Is stream shitting itself for anyone else?
>>138519 He knows he is jobbin
>that facial structure >that nose >that black hair >those green eyes Jay (((White)))
>>138520 http://loangovernment.com/report/result.php?file11= Here's a better link if yours continues fucking up
>>138522 kiwis aren't white?
>>138522 He's a goofy looking fucker, but he looks more like a wrestler than ZSJ
>>138525 Yeah, he actually has muscles.
>>138523 Did you fuck up the link or are you telling me to get better internet?
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Bringing a switchblade to a shoot fight
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>>138523 >big pink
>>138530 >Big Blue: God I wish that were me
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>>138530 Gib bbw milkies
>>138529 >nip stream decides to work just as I open it sasuga
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>>137780 >>137798 Ric's gonna be pissed
This has been pretty one sided. I'm hoping the pace picks up and Okada gets a chance to do something.
>>138535 This usually happens in matches dude
>those fucking dodges wew
>forcing big pink to move
>>138538 It's like forcing a neutron star to shift positions. Impressive.
jay's power moves are so good
>>138538 Nips are used to dealing with whales.
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>>138541 >Nips are used to dealing with whales.
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He did the thing!
>it's not like he's not holding your hand
>can't even get punched properly
>20 mins wat
Slow match so far
>>138548 >>138549 Are they going for a 40min one
>>138550 probably for some reason
>>138551 This the kenny vs okada 4 match we never got. Or could have if kenny remained
>>138551 >>138550 I suppose it's to get a good match out of White and not admit he's not that great of a wrestler
oh hey lij friend, guess what else was slow? I'm just messing btw
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2.9
damn kickout
>>138554 it do be
>>138555 >Beat me to it JUST FLOP YOUR BODY OVER JAY
>>138555 There's another Fire Pro Wrestling joke I'm missing here
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Awww, they're hugging.
>>138559 no that would be something like >Jay is the strongest
>>138561 Cirno is more Main Event material than White
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2nd nut shot of the night.
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>>138562 >2who
>>138563 >2nd There were at least 3 before, all in the same match.
>>138564 >He doesn't like 2hu
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this match isnt bad
BITCHBLADE BTFO OKADA ALWAYS WINS BABY
HE DIDN'T JOB!
GOATKADA BACK
3 CHINESE DANZIG IS DEAD
>>138566 im not a lolicon no in this house we appreciate milfs and only milfs
OKADA = GOD
:^( Poor Jay and Rin
Yep, this was supposed to be the match Okada got his revenge on Kenny
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HAHA FUCK YOU RIN, JAY WHITE IS A FAGGOT
>>138572 >he doesn't know
anyways if there was any match for Jay to be good at, this was the one. nice job dude
>>138574 i cant wait to shove this in rin's face at every opportunity. gotta rub salt in the wound
>>138572 >that's a funny way of spelling Ara
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>>138572 >Implying ara aras don't also exist
So, to re-do my previous post and resume this nightmare of a show: The Good >Rush removing The Gay Community >Ospreay commiting suicide again >Naito and Ibushi trying to BREAK each-others neck >Ishimori vs Bandido vs Dragon Lee >Main event Okada vs White The bad <EVERYTHING THE FUCK ELSE FUCK RING OF HONOR AND FUCK SINCLAIR BROADCASTING
5 TIME 5 TIME IWGP HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION
So Jay just won the title off Tana to prevent another Okada vs Tana match
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>>138581 >>138580 they'll never be THE ARA tho
>cut off
>>138587 guess we wait for post match interviews?
>>138580 >>138581 Technically they're similar, but different. MILF implies they're a mother, but an ara doesn't have to be a mother.
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5 TIME 5 TIME IWGP HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, SUCKA!
>>138585 Meh, I would have rather Okada vs Tana but they are friends now so can't have that huh?
Hope Naito finally beats Okarder and gets his WK main event win!
>>138583 At least the matches most of us actually cared about were great, but all the shit we didn't care about was really, REALLY shitty.
>>138591 Yeah, but I'd rather Jay White win the cup than have Tana have at least one defense. Win win for both guys
>>138585 it was to have a gaijin vs jap match at MSG
>>138594 Yeah that too, but I guess they wanted that shock Jay win in New Beginning
>>138596 That was fun for the most part, see you tomorrow for fags tomorrow for the homo holocaust match.
>>138593 NJPW matches were good (minus Zack), but the problem is that they were very few and got stuck in between an unhealthy amount of ROH's bullshit Ring of Honor dragged this show down, so what was supposed to be an historical moment for New Japan got shafted by ROH's smark-y nightmare-inducing booking
See you all tomorrow if I'm not celebrating my niece's birthday.
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Looking at it, pretty much went as I expected, the Tanahashi vs ZSJ match was more of a letdown though, also because of being on the tails of Enzo and Cass' bullshit. >Ospreay vs Cobb was good >Rush BTFO Castle, good <Womens match was boring <<Street fight was fucking shit >Jr. heavy match was great, should have gone on longer <Tag match was average, fucking enzo and cass <ZSJ vs Tana was a bit disappointing, also as mentioned, because of enzo and cass <ROH ladder match a shit >Good main event Pretty 50/50. Mixed show.
>>138589 >no NJPW fucked NJPW love it or hate it NJPW knew what they were getting into bed with.
Thank you everyone for coming. Might not be in the mania thread since I have zero interest in that, but I hope you enjoy your weekend.
Thank you /wooo/ cya arround
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Anyway, for those who didn't care to tune in (and I don't blame you): Hall of Fame was actually pretty good (well, that last induction, anyway - didn't give as much of a flying fuck to see the rest because G1 seemed more interesting this year). Surprisingly comfy, the nostalgia hit right home, and everything got pretty emotional and sweet whenever Chyna was mentioned. Hope they don't bring out these geezers as a group ever again, this felt like an actual good enough sendoff
Reminder that Joey Janela's Spring BREAK Night 2 is starting any minute now
>>137780 I didn't even think this was Charlotte at first. I thought it was some tranny in the audience. Bitch looks like a dude in makeup.
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>>138606 lmaoing at these marks SEETHING during the boob segment Ever notice that the only ones ever offended by shit like that are the ones that nobody wants to touch?
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wew the dude who tackled bret got btfo
>>138617 ah shit davey boy DELETED the tweet because thats not the real mugshot apparently
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>>138514 >>138522 dude looks like he sniffs little boys undies
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>>138619 He also looks like a transitional champ
So, final rating/opinion for G1 Supercard ?
>>138622 Gave mine here >>138600
All of the NJPW matches delivered but the RoH shows had a bad aftertaste that bogged down the show. It was good to see that american fans can get behind people like naito and okada.
The Greatest Clusterfuck is already better than the NJPW show.
>Kikutaro spot >Swoggle eliminted Joey Ryan by grabbing Ryan's dick and throwing him over the top rope. Already better than NJPW
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>>137780 Caramel Renee's puppies look good
guy who apparently attacked Bret
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>>138632 oops, forgot image had one fucking job
>>138633 >Green hair So was it really antifa? lol, looks like a punk, why did he even do it?
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>Enzo not even a wrestler anymore >Still crashes big events >Reviled by everyone Dare I say it, wrestling's New Age Outlaw
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>>138622 Gonna have to goto to medium good, in terms of stars, im thinking 3.5 stars. Some of it was shit (mostly ROH, the ladder match and bully's OW MY BALLS TWICE! probably the worst offenders). I thought the 4 way tag match was pretty good (but overshadowed by the enzo shit) and ZSJ was painfully boring for a guy who obviously deserved better . Final Verdict >Better then WM? probably >Worst then Nxt? Yeah but I think nxt is gonna age worst (no one wants to see people's retirement matches that are obviously more about the retirement then the match). <Worst then the DDT show or Bloodsport? 100%
>>138636 Is there anywhere I can watch the DDT show? I've been wanting to watch anything from the promotion for ages.
>>138635 And apparently it was all a work done by ROH, and they forgot to tell G.O.D, The Briscoes and everyone else about it, no wonder why Tama Tonga was pissed
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RIP Al Wilson.
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As a final thought, I don't think either company will pull up this ever again, ROH's portions of the show left a REALLY bad aftertaste in everyone's mouth and there were too few NJPW matches to balance out and outshine the bad job ROH did, so if they want to sell-out MGS again they'll have to ditch the ROH shit for good and book something to get the smark cream in their pants like another Okada/Omega or Ibushi/Okada
>>138645 Probably the only reason it sold out in the first place was because of Elitefags who expected Elite guys to be at the show, possibly with Kenny Omega main eventing as the IWGP Heavyweight champion. On their own, ROH and NJPW can't sell it out, ROH is too shit and NJPW still has a lot of work to do especially since Elite guys left, the people they built the whole western expansion around, reminder that the G1 Dallas show only sold like 2000 tickets till now. Okada/Omega likely could sell it out but that seems unlikely any time soon, don't really think Ibushi/Omega can do it. Okada definitely looks like the japanese guy that is most over in USA though. Oh and another ROH/NJPW co-show like this won't sell out the show either.
G1 was half good half bad White okada was honestly just OK, nowhere near the level it needed to be at to main event this show. Ospreay cobb, jr title, naito vs ibushi, PCO, and parts of the ladder match were all great but everything went WAY too long and the ROH crap sucked balls. If the main event was better I'd say it was still a great show but as of now it was just okay
>>138646 >okada just okay I honestly think giving it less then 4 stars would be wrong, that's better then okay. I think you could make an arguement that the okada match and the ibushi match add together to about 9 stars depending on which one you preferred.
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I LOVE WATCHING ALMOST-NAKED HEAVILY-OILED-UP MEN HUGGING EACH OTHER.
>>138657 I love sending loser pothead leftists to prison to be royally situated with life's full experience.
WM thread full, continue here?
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>>138633 Zachary Madsen. Apparently he was pissed off because women were main eventing Mania. Why did he attack Bret of all people though? Should have gone after someone else. https://archive.fo/x8tOT His twitter account: https://twitter.com/iAmMad__sen
>>140058 Huh, not coming out right. There's supposed to be 6 underscores: _
>>140057 >Dyed hair >Rastafarian hat >Being a degenerate on social media He must be antifa. I think he was trying to false flag to blame the attack on "alt-right gabergoobers". Of course, he fucking did it poorly, cause he's a fucking antifa retard.
>>140063 Looks more like your usual schizophrenic retard who thinks they're more important than they are, and wanted him in the main event of Wrestlemania even though he's only an amateur MMA fighter. The guy's tweets and pictures scream dude who would end up doing something bad, and here we go.
>>140057 >>138633 >I used to think WWE booking was a tragedy, now I realize that it's a comedy WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY WHERE WOMYN MAIN EVENT WRESTLEMANIA BUT CRUSIERWEIGHTS ARE STUCK ON THE PRE-SHOW FUCK YOU VINCE WE'VE HAD ENOUGH, SMARKS RISE UP
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Was Blackcraft No Apologies any good? I've heard mixed things.
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>WM33 Joe misses out despite being fully able to compete >WM34 Joe was injured and missed out again >WM35 Joe finally gets a match but it's 2min long Always next year I suppose but I've been saying that since the start.
>>140346 Actually it was exactly 1min long


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