Found this on the other /wooo/ about how awful Blackcraft wrestling was.
>TheGameKeeper !I9Y5mSbZos - Sat, 06 Apr 2019 10:03:05 EST
>It's really, truly hard to put into words how bad the show was. I'm not exaggerating when I say it was as bad as Heroes of Wrestling. Their last two shows were pretty good, so I have no idea what happened here. I'll try to sum everything up, so sorry if the post gets long.
>show started with 20 minutes of the commentators talking over the show graphic, not realizing their mics were hot
>camera work is so bad that the the HARD CAM won't stop moving and the floor cam keeps going out of focus
>actual show started with Doug Bradley from Hellraiser crucifying a fan (actually set high hopes tbh)
>first match is G-Raver vs. Shlak (who replaced Jimmy Havoc, who had blood posioning?)in a Devil's Den Match where the ropes are chains with fish hooks
>no fish hooks get used and the match is over without any bloodshed
>they then play a hype package for Matthew Justice vs. Gangrel followed up by oVe coming out for their match
>5-team match featuring oVe and Andy Williams ends when they all disappear and two black guys win
>Commentary says "WOW WE'RE CALLED BLACKCRAFT AND NOW WE HAVE BLACK CHAMPS"
>Matt Justice vs. Gangrel finally happens and its whatever
>Kimber Lee is a last minute replacement for someone in a tag match and is promptly jobbed to a literally who OC do not steal tag team
>Simon Gotch beats Penta in like 5 minutes
>6 man scramble #1 contenders match features Fenix in a hoodie, Teddy Hart, Matt Cross and others in a battle for who could care less
>Teddy Harts wins as if he's ever gonna come back to this promotion
>Masato Tanaka and Chris Dickinson actually have a good match where they try way too hard on a show that's not worth it
And this is where things truly go from bad to absolutely abysmal
>Saraya Knight and Maria Manic fight in the crowd with weapons before the bell rings for their match
>Knight just rolls into the ring and wins by countout in the first 10 SECONDS OF THE MATCH
>Despite the hype of a big battle royal, they're now announcing it's main event time: Johnny Blackcraft (Morrison) vs. David Starr for the title
>Blackcraft wins in about 15 seconds
>Doug Bradley comes out to tell Johnny that he sucks for some reason before Matt Justice comes out and slits Doug Bradley's throat
>Doug Bradley squirts fake blood all over a bunch pissed off fans
>Despite committing actual murder, Justice somehow has the authority now to make matches
>Beats Johnny for the title in about 10 seconds
But wait, with only 20 minutes left until they're kicked out of the venue, it's battle royal time!!
>Fans are aggravating, and many left during the title match "main event"
>suddenly all of these goobers start filing into the ring
>people like Swoggle, Rory Gulak, Arik Cannon and many others are there for some reason but leave immediately
>the house lights come on because the venue wants everyone tf out
>some dude named Zicky Dice gets the win