>join federal law enforcement
>do almost no practice
>almost never actually put your training into practice
>attempt to raid a persons house because you think he has illegal pixels
>tell the news the day before because you want good press
>attempt to get in
>door has been reinforced
>spend hours getting it open
>tired agents leave their loaded rifles laying around
>finally crack the door open
>an ied attached to a string goes off in the point man's face, he dies instantly
>two agents fall over terrified by the noise, you notice one of them has their pants on backwards
>the second man attempts to enter, calls clear
>he is followed by the third and forth
>all three of them get hit point blank with a shotgun blast
>didn't check the corners or behind the door
>last guy has a piss stain on his pants, goes in anyway
>he gets taken hostage
>48 hour standoff
>finally ends in surrender after you decide to announce you were FBI
>you realize you were wearing the wrong jackets and weren't marked as LE
>the drive you were after is mysteriously full of random data
>you lose the prosecution because your incompetency was caught on film
>the government is sued over the damage done to the property etc. and settles
They are the real heroes