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Matt Hardy has been "Shattered" Boliever 10/01/2017 (Sun) 02:26:33 Id: 579846 No. 79291
Are you ready for the Matt Hardy Halloween spectacular? >Been teasing something happening at halloween >TNA in the shitter >Being taken to court by WWE money over the BROKEN gimmick rights >Jeff AKA BROTHER NERO injured >Matt claims it has 'shattered him' >Posting images of himself around the Lake of Reincarnation >claiming he must "DELETE" the heretics in the ring /Wooo/ligans i hope you are ready for the second chapter of this magnum opus.
>>79291 >no twitter links >no archives >no screencaps Nigger.
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>it's another makeover >people still bolieve it will happen >implying he won't just appear for one show as BROKEN Matt then go back to normal for no reason
>>79295 >turning the greatest character ever into a joke halloween costume that honestly does sound like something they'd do
>>79296 >greatest character ever Wasn't that amazing. Especially after turning face and especially after The Great war. Got old or was starting to get stale.
>>79297 feel free to name a better one
>>79297 The great war was awesome
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>>79291 Tonight? Tonight is the night? Is it happening?
>>79298 Sharkboy.
>>79345 All we can do is hope and be let down tfw embed related is probably the last time we'll ever see matt fully in character
>Check his twitter >Talking about 'going it alone to avenge brother Nero' >Using the hastag "#thegreatwar" Oh god.
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>The Club broke the Jordan-Matt tag team >Tweet about how he will leave Brother Jordan on his own >Tweet about how he must walk his own path without Brother Nero >Latest tweet tell he found Neric >The first of the seven deities >Possible awakening next week Matt you BROKEN son of a bitch, if this is just another twitter ruse i swear to God i will make the Las Vegas massacre a fucking joke!
>>79531 >implying it's not already a joke
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>>79533 but shooting in F:NV is pretty terrible
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>>79534 >shooting in vegas is bad Hmmm… Do you think Paddock motive was to test this out in real life? you are BROKEN brilliant anon
>>79531 >Tweet about how he will leave Brother Jordan on his own >Tweet about how he must walk his own path without Brother Nero >Latest tweet tell he found Neric Now he just needs to find the 6 other deities. So, 6 more weeks brother.
>>79534 Daily reminder Bethesda's Fallout games did nothing wrong.
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>>79567 Gee I wonder who's behind this post…
"25 years of EVOLUTION.. And change is almost upon me AGEEN."
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>>79711 I can't handle all this teasing. Will it happen Monday? Will it happen at TLC? Will they delay it even further? aaaaaaaaaaa SEND HIM YOUR ENERGY \o/
>>79725 IT WILL BE A METAMORPHOSIS BROTHER
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>>79728 Ric Flair pls stop lurking and go back to your mummies alive tomb.
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>>79728 >(THE GAY COMMUNITY was DELETED for this heresy)
>>79738 >You will never bring as much joy and mirth back to wrasslin' as BROKEN matt hardy did.
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>>79739 I miss him so much ;_;
>>79741 Real talk: He was the first thing to capture a little of Paul Bearers spark and its lost now.
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>>79291 >The fucking "torn rotator cuff" injury strikes again >Brother nero undergoes surgery >Nearly one year needs to be skiped to heal it Your face when the WWE Wellness Policy don't let you use the Lake of Reincarnation's water to reborn Your face when BROKEN Brother will be alone against the evil darkness dumbness what is the WWE creative team Your face when you know it's the Meekmahan who is behind all of this
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>>79779 I AM MEEKMAHAN'S BOSS
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>>79779 >>79789 NOT EVEN MEEKMAHAN CAN CONTROL MY BROKEN BRILLIANCE if only
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ITS HAPPENING
Okay so Matt's DELETE comes from Death Note's English dub, and his pronunciation of "again" comes from the opening monologue from he original Gundam series' English dub. What other parts of the BROKEN Character come from anime?
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>King Maxel turned out to be a spot monkey Did he failed as a father /wooo/?
>>81225 >King Maxel turned out to be a spot monkey Show proof or be DELTED for spreading BLASPHEMY
>>81227 https://twitter.com/MATTHARDYBRAND/status/920838195394371589 Forgive me Brother Boliever!
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>>81227 Would be Wolfie enough strong to turn his brother back to the BROKEN side of the force?
>>81233 It's hereditary it seems. Matt managed to cure his, maybe he might cure Maxel's as well.
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it's… happening?
>>82417 Poor Wolfgang already the underdog…
>reduced to Main Event curtain jerker Plus when Meekmahan did the biannual Main Event intro update a few weeks back they kept injured Jeff but Matt didn't make the cut. Not a good sign.
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>>82421 >Matt bolieves his character will stay intact >He actually thought he could be himself in CORPORATE PRISON
>>82421 >Main Event has a better intro than the main shows >Main Event is tossed on some obscure shit channel that probably requires expensive premium cable packages to get instead of being on accessible TV like Sunday Night Heat used to be
>>82423 205 live has the best anime opening.
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>>82559 >black eyed child spooky
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>google matt hardy >see this
>>83261 >continues to fight Wasn't this matter already settled? What is GFW doing?
>>83271 >What is GFW doing? being a little bitch for the heck of it
i-it's really happening this time guys, i swear
Matt has filed a patent on the BROKEN gimmick that will go through on dec 19th unless someone comes to court to oppose it. TNA could, but they don't have the money to waste on a legal battle right now
They wouldn't tease if they won't be sure about winning in dec 19th? Right? R-right? Please!
DECEMBER 19TH WARNING
..
So much hype over this gimmick. It will disappoint
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>have hottest gimmick of 2016 >decide to rejoin the company where gimmicks go to die One year since wrestlemania and I'm still mad
BROKEN MATT AS OF 11/27 CONFIRMED
A TRANSFORMEESHUN HAS BEGUN! >https://twitter.com/WWEUniverse/status/935341183609352197
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>It's finally happening >Longer after he lost all the momentum Unless matt can go full silly like in tna this is going to fall flat on its ass.
hopefully next time the crowd gives him the reaction he deserves
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>>87528 fuck that crowd
>>87521 Or hes been saving it to go EVEN FURTHER BEYOND super retard 2.
>https://twitter.com/MATTHARDYBRAND/status/935637440664145920 A BEGINNING
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It's actually 100% happening this time
>mfw Awoken Matt Hardy vs Sister Abigail at Wrestlemania 3?
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AHAHAHAHAYEEEAAAASSSSS
https://www.cagesideseats.com/wwe/2017/11/29/16717216/anthem-not-pursuing-ownership-BROKEN-universe-matt-hardy It is actually 100% happening no legal bullshit. Holy FUCKING SHIT
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>>87772 So glad the Hardys have procured the BROKEN Universe. Not even Meekmahan will be able to control it.
>>87817 Christ. Reby is the most unlikeable cunt I've ever seen in the wrestling business. Also you guys are delusional if you think that WWE won't fuck this up.
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>>87818 Don't worry, Matt is Meekmahan's boss
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>>87818 >calling Reby, the wrestling world biggest shitposter unlikeable >have no faith in the BROKEN gimmick >probably the same asshole who kept post about how the BROKEN gimmick never-ever will happen How about…
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>>87818 >shitting on Reby aka a woman who shitposts for her husband
>>87818 I agree that Reby is insufferable, but I have faith that Matt will pull this off just fine.
>>87817 >ANTHEM COMMETNS ON MATT HARDY BEING WOKEN AND IT'S NOT WHAT YOU WOULD Elite What did he mean by this?
>>87818 >hating on the best shitposter in wrasslin' pls
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But will "WOKEN™" Matt Hardy make Roman look strong?
https://twitter.com/MATTHARDYBRAND/status/936368630220120071 ARE YOU READY FOR 1990'S ERA BULLSHIT PRANKS TO MAKE A RETURN? DO YOU FEEL IT BROTHER
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>>87831 ahahayeeaaaahsss SENOR BENJAMIN, PREPARE THE BATTLEFIELD FOR MASSACRE
>>87772 TNA surrendered so hard this extends to everyone who ever worked for them. Everyone can use their gimmicks now. Just think, Matt could of been BROKEN already and sending people their way to see the origin of the gimmick. Instead they've been starving themselves to death all this time by pissing everyone off. All for fucking nothing. >for old time's sake
We're back in fucking business baby
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>>87840 After a whole fucking year…
>>87883 You just had to bolieve in the BROKEN matt hardy that bolieves in you.
>He thinks WWE won't fuck it up
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>>87893 >comparing BROKEN Matt to crookednose Boring Brawler Barrett
>>87883 Nigger it's only been 7ish months. Shit has felt like a year though I will agree
>#WWESaltLakeCity were witness to a @MATTHARDYBRAND who appears to be more #WOKEN than ever…
>>87906 >house show >no Dunn manipulating crowd reactions >people actually pop for the BROKEN gimmick
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>tfw have had BROKEN Brilliance withdrawals since WM >tfw might be cured tonight My body is ready
Another gentle reminder this is something that got over without any input from WWE Creative or Vince. This usually upsets them deeply and they set out to bury whoever dared reach for the brass ring. He's in a feud with Bray so we're halfway there already.
>>87932 >jpg >gif/smacker-tier color banding
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>>79291 So Matt want a Final Deletion 2.0 with more money? Book it Vince!
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>>88319 How about House of Horrors 2.0 because fuck you that's what you're getting since it's a WWE original™ idea!
>>88325 House of Horror was a Final Deletion rip-off… and i know it's sounds fucking crazy!
>>88319 >tfw this just creates feels for not having a house with a yard
>>79291 >Woken Matt Hardy >Sleepy Bray Wyatt Holy shit, Oli Davis and Wrestletalk actually cracked a good joke?!
A treat for Woken Warriors yeeaasss
>>89303 What the fuck was that thing in the audience about 1:10 in?
>>89305 Corey Graves looks total bro tier, and probably a boliever.
Now that the dust has settled can we all agree that woken matt hardy is mostly shit? The first segment was great, got a lot of people talking but ever since then it's just matt yelling DELETE and doing an annoying laugh. None of what made BROKEN matt the hottest gimmick in independent sports entertainment made it into the wwe.
>>92648 I told you guys he would be terrible in WWE. OHOOHOHOHHOOAAAAAHHAHAHAHAAEAAAAAAAAAOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOHAAAAHHAAAAAAOOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOAAAAEEEEEEEEAAAAOOOHOHOHOHHOHOH
>>92649 BROKEN/Woken Matt only works if Matt and Jeff have full creative control of the gimmick. What is it about WWE that they can take anything good from outside the company and immediately ruin it?
>>92650 AAAAAAAAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOHOHOOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
They're milking his laughter way too much. It was painfully obvious in embed related starting at 1:00. Everyone was probably expecting it to transition into dialogue, but nope, just 30+ straight seconds of him laughing. They did the same thing after the Curt Hawkins match. I think that time it was actually a full minute of just laughter, no dialogue. His laugh has it's place, but it shouldn't be milked dry. Putting it in his entrance theme is fucking retarded too. Let him come to the ring with a mic while piano plays in the background. Also, the "WOKEN" transition is forced bullshit. When does Matt's contract expire?
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>>92670 >/wooo/ constantly screeches about BROKEN Matt in WWE >WWE ruins the gimmick Why didn't you listen? AAAAAAHAHAHAHAOOOOOOOOOOHOHHOHOAOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHOHOHOHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
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>>92671 because we miss him ;_;
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>>92671 >they expected a show without the ace would be good
>>92675 I fucking loat this hairstyle, bring back my husbando!
>>92675 I hope tana gets retired.
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t. blade that switches
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>I've been MANDATED by the #7Deities to return to & focus on my #BROKEN BEGINNINGS. My MAGIC is most POTENT at The Hardy Compound. Will they ditch the gay WOKEN glass shatter bullshit? Is Matt actually going to be given creative freedom? Will they let him speak instead of just milking his laugh? Will there be a match at the Hardy Compound? I'm not getting my hopes up because lolwwe but this seems potentially promising.
>>94503 b-but that costs more than a blue shower curtain and laughing.
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>>94503 >BROKEN Matt in WWE will be awesome guise! >WWE shits the bed as always >W-why isn't this good guys…
I honestly think that BROKEN Matt Hardy sounds much better than WOKEN Fuck Anthem.
>>94535 Anthem gave them the rights, It's Vince who wants it to be "WOKEN" so he can own it.
They've already buried by making him job to bray without giving him a storyline feud.
>>97782 Reminder that this is what you all wanted
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>>94520 Errytiem
>>97783 Shut up, Vince
>>97783 Reminder that Matt finally did what we wanted.
WWE will fuck up the gimmick again, eventually.
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THE GREAT WAR IS OVAH!!!!
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Turned out Vince was the one who sabotaged Matt. Cole was just his ass-kisser.
>>103798 >Vince was the one who sabotaged Matt. Proof? I
>>103799 As you wish, kind boliever! Besides the Cole incident, there was another one with Hulu. the stream network didn't showed the whole Ultimate Deletion segment, which made many people upset. Hulu said it wasn't them who cutted out the whole thing, but WWE not gave them the vids. People made further investigations and they found out the one who gave the exact words in Cole's mounth was Vince himself. He was in doubt with the product, so this is why he kept it low (by this i mean this is why it was chopped in youtube, not ashowed in the live event and was cutted from Hulu)… It made even Matt upset or maybe he just play along with it. Sources: http://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2018/0321/638159/matt-hardy-on-vince-mcmahon-reaction-to-the-ultimate-deletion/ http://www.givemesport.com/1279519-what-vince-mcmahon-was-worried-about-before-the-ultimate-deletion-aired-on-raw http://www.tmz.com/2018/03/21/matt-hardy-wwe-vince-mcmahon-ultimate-deletion/ And WrestleTalk: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-L-65VMSx34 I personally think even Dunn was kinda upset on Hardy's succes since the thing he do is a straightfoward joke on Dunn's job. The BROKEN universe amateurism and cheapness kinda spit on the autistic super-modern lightshow and effects what Kevin Dunn does.
>>103798 matt hardy and hulk hogan are the only good things to come out of twitter
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>bray wyatt was thrown into the lake of reincarnation >causing him to remember he is bo's brother
>>103864 Turns out Bo was behind all of it and the Great War just get started.
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>>103864 >Wyatt bros vs hardy bros summerslam 2018 >Wyatt bros win and take the hardy compound
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DELETED
>>103802 If it was anyone, it was Dunn. Honestly, besides pushing Reigns, Vince probably isn't to blame for a lot of the asinine shit that happens. Dunn is probably the chief culprit
>>105442 Dunn, Vince and the FIVE YEARS OF EXPERIENCE writers are the ones to blame
BROTHER BRAY!!!!
So this is how Bray got his lamp back
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>Dave Meltzer reported a pitch that Bray Wyatt might betray Matt and become the leader of Sanity >"Whether this happens or not remains to be seen but there is a pitch for Wyatt to turn on Matt Hardy and then be the leader of the Sanity group." <Bray and Matt respond accordingly Now with Sanity on SD, looks like that pitch has been DELETED. When will the OBSOLETE mule David Seltzer be DELETED? https://www.cagesideseats.com/wwe/2018/4/14/17238506/dave-meltzer-report-bray-wyatt-turning-on-matt-hardy-twitter
>>112451 meltzer is the dumbest fucking mark to ever exist.
>BROKEN Hardy Brothers never ever because Jeff got thrown to SD for some reason
>>112480 This is actually good since Jeff would be in a way for the new crazy storyline… And lets be honest, we don't want Dunn and his talentless gnomes overuse Matt's gimmick.
>>112482 hardyz are already the G.O.A.T. tag team but they do better solo.
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>>125376 Matt's been looking like he can barely move.
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>>125385 Dude's lower back and pelvis are fusing together, seemingly from all the top rope and ladder leg drops he used to do
>>125386 Weren't back problems a big part of why he left the WWF the first time, and took a long while before rejoining wrestling with ROH and later TNA?
>>125386 Every time I see fandango doing his his top rope leg drop finisher I wonder why the fuck he uses that of all things. It doesn't look that good and it's going to fuck him up big time, unless he just never does it on house shows.
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>>125389 Same. Hopefully Matt or someone can warn him about the consequences of his leg drop ADEEECTION
>>103881 >>causing him to remember he is bo's brother, bo was behind it all along what could be B stand for in the B team
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Its a shame it looks like he is retiring but i can't blame him. His injuries are fucked and when he is an old man he will probably be in a wheelchair and he went from forgotton on the D list circuit to becoming a phenomenon with BROKEN Matt Hardy and came back to the WWE as a huge name with more merchandising than EVAH. He's going out on a much higher point than most that end up like he did on TNA. The Final Deletion will always be remembered for bringing back the joy of the 90's zany bullshit wrasslin' dropped.
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Looks like he's moving towards a backstage position. I wonder what they'll do with Bray now.
F?
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>>127392 =F= Thank you Matt, you marvelous bastard From being part of one of the G.O.A.T tag-teams, being considered the Marty Jannetty of the duo, to BREAKing out of that category and making the best fucking gimmick in the last 10 years or so
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>>127392 >It's ovah… F I don't know the video wasn't all that clear, I still feel like he could have one more match, maybe a royal rumble appearance. But regularly wrestling is likely over.
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>yfw jeff goes full brother nero now
>>127396 >Jeff's body BROKE at HIAC I can see him returning in a month or two under a new persona, perhaps Brother Nero or a WWE version.
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>the hardy compound got DELETED
>>127814 Revenge for putting him in the Lake of Reincarnation.


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