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Dr. Anon, I'm FBI! Big Guy 04/25/2019 (Thu) 21:56:24 No. 145149 [Reply]

So if he's real does this mean that somewhere there is a real Bane, too?

Big Guy 04/27/2019 (Sat) 05:11:01 No. 145153

Oh yes, he's right here with us, in our hearts.

Big Guy 04/25/2019 (Thu) 21:27:36 No. 145148 [Reply]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43Qcv8upRzk What did she mean by this?

Big Guy 04/26/2019 (Fri) 03:17:07 No. 145150

TELL ME ABOUT POPPY, WHY DOES SHE WEAR THE MASK!?

Big Guy 04/26/2019 (Fri) 03:22:52 No. 145152

Was being an ugly roastie part of her plan?!

Big Guy 04/25/2019 (Thu) 07:50:55 No. 145147 [Reply]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1iNOahqBBrs I'm in charge here!

Big Guy 04/25/2019 (Thu) 07:47:15 No. 145146 [Reply]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1iNOahqBBrs .

Big Guy 04/20/2019 (Sat) 07:12:45 No. 145125 [Reply]

The League of Shadows is on the move… The next target… Paragon City.

Big Guy 04/20/2019 (Sat) 21:39:48 No. 145127

>>145125 Bane?

Big Guy 04/20/2019 (Sat) 01:14:57 No. 145121 [Reply]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpB-MmWmOx8 >"seeing the wreckage it's clear there were no survivors" >fire clearly started >they were all expected in the wreckage What did they mean by this?

Big Guy 04/20/2019 (Sat) 04:16:26 No. 145123

KURWA :DDDDD

Baneposting in media Big Guy 07/31/2017 (Mon) 18:02:51 No. 134220 [Reply] [Last]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1sMll3Zayg Post examples of baneposting in tv, games, etc. “You will have permission to try… and defeat me!” “That was extremely painful…” “I'm a necessary evil… which I suppose is better than an unnecessary evil.” “No one cared who I was until I learned to do this!”

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Big Guy 03/15/2019 (Fri) 17:24:11 No. 144942

>>144460 >getting hotheaded over something so stupid

Big Guy 03/17/2019 (Sun) 00:59:32 No. 144959

>>134220 To his can’t be real

Big Guy 04/18/2019 (Thu) 02:24:49 No. 145118

>>134718 >MY turn tonight >not all 7 every night He forgot to bring friends.

The fifth fightera man Big Guy 04/13/2019 (Sat) 03:53:22 No. 145083 [Reply]

Tell me about Gohan, why does he wear the mask?

Big Guy 04/15/2019 (Mon) 06:35:35 No. 145093

His grandson's a big ape.

Big Guy 04/15/2019 (Mon) 17:00:17 No. 145096

>>145093 He left him the 4 star ball, 1 star for each of the 4 essential U's of a big guy

Big Guy 04/18/2019 (Thu) 02:09:13 No. 145117

>>145083 Lotta loyalty for a hired son.

Big Guy 03/01/2019 (Fri) 04:29:09 No. 144828 [Reply]

and you must be a big guy

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Big Guy 03/12/2019 (Tue) 23:52:07 No. 144918

>They're not my friends, just distractions.

Big Guy 03/14/2019 (Thu) 00:48:08 No. 144927

>>144828

Big Guy 04/18/2019 (Thu) 02:07:41 No. 145116

>>144828 Queen?

Big Guy 04/16/2019 (Tue) 09:55:03 No. 145100 [Reply]

The fire rises

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Big Guy 04/17/2019 (Wed) 01:36:42 No. 145106

>>145102 WITH NO FATALITIES!

Big Guy 04/17/2019 (Wed) 05:38:07 No. 145109

Dr. Pavel, I'm Son of God.

Big Guy 04/17/2019 (Wed) 14:57:33 No. 145112

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k70tlLetqqw >>145100 Take control of your city!

Big Guy 04/08/2019 (Mon) 07:34:09 No. 145054 [Reply]

>Whoa whoa, you're telling me that Pavel thing was TODAY?

Big Guy 04/08/2019 (Mon) 15:06:39 No. 145056

>>145054 >Get em on board, I'm on my way.

Big Guy 04/17/2019 (Wed) 02:26:44 No. 145108

>I wasn't able to file the flight plan with agent C on such short notice so I need to do role call, and right it down. That's Smee, Mymen, Dr. Pavelheer, and Yuanuvu. Did I miss anybody?

Big Guy 04/10/2019 (Wed) 21:48:39 No. 145065 [Reply]

She didn't fly so good! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CR3oqr1yx38

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Big Guy 04/16/2019 (Tue) 06:20:25 No. 145097

>>145086 You don't get to bring paramedics.

Big Guy 04/16/2019 (Tue) 08:27:19 No. 145099

If I pulled off this trick, would I die?

Big Guy 04/16/2019 (Tue) 22:47:32 No. 145104

>>145099 It would be extremely painful

Big Guy 04/14/2019 (Sun) 22:44:59 No. 145087 [Reply]

HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD

Big Guy 04/16/2019 (Tue) 08:22:43 No. 145098

If I pulled off that helmet, would you die?

Big Guy 11/22/2018 (Thu) 07:36:20 No. 143801 [Reply]

Tell me about Jared! Why does he wear the mask?

Big Guy 11/22/2018 (Thu) 08:00:02 No. 143802

>>143801 Was misspelling Jareth part of your plan? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jareth

Big Guy 04/11/2019 (Thu) 14:53:55 No. 145068

We're not gonna talk about Judy or the fact that Scully has the same cross that Phillip Jeffries has.

Big Guy 04/15/2019 (Mon) 06:38:34 No. 145095

>Jared Only small girls for him.

Big Guy 04/12/2019 (Fri) 19:18:24 No. 145080 [Reply]

If CIA was a woman.

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Big Guy 04/13/2019 (Sat) 04:32:28 No. 145084

You're a big mannequin.

Big Guy 04/13/2019 (Sat) 17:00:42 No. 145085

>>145080 Not bad at all…

Big Guy 04/15/2019 (Mon) 06:34:55 No. 145092

>>145082 Umm… okay sweetie. The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists me, my women, Ms. Pavel here, but only one of you. First one to listen to me talk about inane bullshit gets to stay on my aircraft.

Programming Thread Big Guy 11/05/2018 (Mon) 01:10:24 No. 143514 [Reply]

ITT we become a ragtag group of big guys and use whatever questionable code/markup skills we have picked up/forgotten over the years to express planes, hotheads, and other men of great size in computer language form, and also help each other make the most perfect or ridiculous ones we can manage. Code funposting and/or showing off is encouraged.

var who_iWas:String = "Bane";
var maskOn:Boolean = false;
var noOne_cares:Boolean = true;
var dateNow:Date = new Date();
var currentYear:int = dateNow.getFullYear();

if currentYear >= 2012 {
maskOn = true;
}
else {
maskOn = false;
}

if maskOn = true {
noOne_cares = false'
}
else {
noOne_cares = true;
}

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Big Guy 04/12/2019 (Fri) 03:12:07 No. 145076

if (I.pull(that) == OFF) assert(you.die());

Big Guy 04/12/2019 (Fri) 15:49:42 No. 145078

Uhh, you don't get to be nerds

Big Guy 04/12/2019 (Fri) 18:44:33 No. 145079

Some absolute madman wrote this for the 1998 International Obfuscated C Code Contest. You can get the data files at https://www.ioccc.org/years.html#1998_banks and some information (along with compilation instructions) at http://blog.aerojockey.com/post/iocccsim .


#include				     <math.h>
#include				   <sys/time.h>
#include				   <X11/Xlib.h>
#include				  <X11/keysym.h>
					  double L ,o ,P
					 ,_=dt,T,Z,D=1,d,
					 s[999],E,h= 8,I,
					 J,K,w[999],M,m,O
					,n[999],j=33e-3,i=
					1E3,r,t, u,v ,W,S=
					74.5,l=221,X=7.26,
					a,B,A=32.2,c, F,H;
					int N,q, C, y,p,U;
				       Window z; char f[52]
				    ; GC k; main(){ Display*e=
 XOpenDisplay( 0); z=RootWindow(e,0); for (XSetForeground(e,k=XCreateGC (e,z,0,0),BlackPixel(e,0))
; scanf("%lf%lf%lf",y +n,w+y, y+s)+1; y ++); XSelectInput(e,z= XCreateSimpleWindow(e,z,0,0,400,400,
0,0,WhitePixel(e,0) ),KeyPressMask); for(XMapWindow(e,z); ; T=sin(O)){ struct timeval G={ 0,dt*1e6}
; K= cos(j); N=1e4; M+= H*_; Z=D*K; F+=_*P; r=E*K; W=cos( O); m=K*W; H=K*T; O+=D*_*F/ K+d/K*E*_; B=
sin(j); a=B*T*D-E*W; XClearWindow(e,z); t=T*E+ D*B*W; j+=d*_*D-_*F*E; P=W*E*B-T*D; for (o+=(I=D*W+E
*T*B,E*d/K *B+v+B/K*F*D)*_; p<y; ){ T=p[s]+i; E=c-p[w]; D=n[p]-L; K=D*m-B*T-H*E; if(p [n]+w[ p]+p[s
]== 0|K <fabs(W=T*r-I*E +D*P) |fabs(D=t *D+Z *T-a *E)> K)N=1e4; else{ q=W/K *4E2+2e2; C= 2E2+4e2/ K
 *D; N-1E4&& XDrawLine(e ,z,k,N ,U,q,C); N=q; U=C; } ++p; } L+=_* (X*t +P*M+m*l); T=X*X+ l*l+M *M;
  XDrawString(e,z,k ,20,380,f,17); D=v/l*15; i+=(B *l-M*r -X*Z)*_; for(; XPending(e); u *=CS!=N){
				   XEvent z; XNextEvent(e ,&z);
                                       ++*((N=XLookupKeysym
					 (&z.xkey,0))-IT?
					 N-LT? UP-N?& E:&
					 J:& u: &h); --*(
					 DN -N? N-DT ?N==
					 RT?&u: & W:&h:&J
					  ); } m=15*F/l;
					  c+=(I=M/ l,l*H
					  +I*M+a*X)*_; H
					  =A*r+v*X-F*l+(
					  E=.1+X*4.9/l,t
					  =T*m/32-I*T/24
					   )/S; K=F*M+(
					   h* 1e4/l-(T+
					   E*5*T*E)/3e2
					   )/S-X*d-B*A;
					   a=2.63 /l*d;
					   X+=( d*l-T/S
					    *(.19*E +a
					    *.64+J/1e3
					    )-M* v +A*
					    Z)*_; l +=
                                            K *_; W=d;
					    sprintf(f,
					    "%5d  %3d"
					    "%7d",p =l
					   /1.7,(C=9E3+
			      O*57.3)%0550,(int)i); d+=T*(.45-14/l*
			     X-a*130-J* .14)*_/125e2+F*_*v; P=(T*(47
			     *I-m* 52+E*94 *D-t*.38+u*.21*E) /1e2+W*
			     179*v)/2312; select(p=0,0,0,0,&G); v-=(
			      W*F-T*(.63*m-I*.086+m*E*19-D*25-.11*u
			       )/107e2)*_; D=cos(o); E=sin(o); } }

Hope the whitespacing isn't fucked up