It was a day like any other, except that a swiftie didn't discriminate against me because of my skin color. But I didn't listen to him, so I went to visit my uncle. My uncle stayed at the Ciudad Juarez annex because he was consuming protein from the gym; the thing is that my uncle was on a dirty volume and ended up with type 2 diabetes, but well, that's not the point.
When I arrived at the annex to pick up my uncle, I noticed that he looked out of the ordinary. The first thing I noticed was that he repeated something in a sinister and erotic way, it was something like:
skibidi dop dop dop yes yes.
When he finished saying that I got quite nervous, because I thought it was some kind of femboy spell; then, with a seductive look and hyperrealistic eyes, my uncle asked me, have you ever seen me inside your toilet?....
Then my legs started to shake and I lost control of my buttocks. Those words were enough, suddenly my uncle says “this is what happens to those who hang out with the orator titan” AHHH.
At that, my uncle starts to rise towards the sky and begins to transform into a guy with a camera on his head…. And in a sinister and sensual way he tells me “I am a cameraman… I am God”
At that I got so scared that I had to run to the Aurrera store closest to my house, and buy a birote bread and a mango tang to lower my blood pressure. At that my uncle tells me “if you want to get out of this alive you have to put yourself in war mode”. At that my uncle, in a very strange way, shows me videos of a guy called “Temach” and now, thanks to him, I have Brazilian transvestite girlfriends… but I didn’t pay attention.