How do I stop being gay?

I have the worst hangover ever

A big problem is ugly people not knowing they're ugly. They'll often go out of their way to be as flamboyant as possible in exposing their looks. Some troons are a good example of this. I have always known I'm ugly which is why I avoid exposing much of my face in public and find ways to conceal myself. No matter how hard you try to tell yourself "looks are subjective" you'll always be hideous and looked down upon by others. I remember after I was first rejected by a girl I just gave up. I already knew I was ugly because of the insults I received. My friend asked me why he couldn't get girls despite having expensive clothes and being fit. I told him he was ugly and to go masturbate whenever he felt lonely. He blocked me afterwards. Couldn't take the truth I suppose. Life isn't fair. Rape sadly isn't legal.

Hey /b/ can you help me move. I don't need a personal army, I just need like 3 or 4 guys. Please guys, the movers are going to be here in a couple days and I can't get it done before then on my own. I asked my cousin but he can't do it on account of only recently turning 9 years old.

>squeeze out the juice of a lemon into a pot >cut the peel into slices and add to the pot >add water >boil for 10 minutes >add sugar you now have lemonade

Thanks mods, don't know why my phone's IP got flagged as a spammer, but I'm sure you job is so fucking hard that clicked my IP in whatever list you were making Fucking retarded assholes

What will the internet look like in 10 years?

This website has all the tools to succeed as a great site - everything, except ONE thing, and that is name recognition. I'm serious. The features on here are vastly superior to 4chan, the administration is better, the moderators on individual boards were better, but 4chan has the name recognition, so that is why it gets most of the imageboard users. It's not fair, it's also not fair that refugees settled in here and were welcomed, only to run back when 4chan came back. I'm just making this thread to acknowledge the true superiority of 8chan.

fuck you nigger

I drew kirlia Thoughts?

This place's pretty cool, innit?

Okay so universal basic income is fucking retarded because it's giving people cash and hoping they become more productive. Here's what we need instead. Universal basic housing. Everyone is guaranteed a place to live. Simple as.

This thread is a message to the anti-Linux spammer. How is it possible for a moderator to post anti-Linux content every day without being banned? I’m going to speak plainly, as a clinician who’s watched you devote day after day to the same fruitless, angry tirades against Linux. You’ve become so familiar with the comfort and predictability of Windows or macOS that anything else feels like an adversary. That instinctive resistance, coupled with outdated stories about missing software or driver headaches, has transformed into a compulsion to spam forums and message boards—hundreds of times, by one person alone. The rest of the world is moving on; your efforts register only as noise, not conviction. This isn’t about some deep-seated trauma or a hidden grudge; it’s about convenience, loyalty to the familiar, and the human tendency to defend what we know. You repeat the same critiques—real or imagined—because switching costs feel high, and you’ve convinced yourself that your complaints matter. They don’t. When you log off each night, nobody’s thanking you for your vigilance. You’ve become a one-person echo chamber, and the echoes aren’t changing a single mind. What I’d like you to consider is redirecting this energy. There are so many other ways to spend your hours that could yield genuine progress—whether that means learning a new skill, helping a community in need, or simply stepping back to assess why this fixates you so strongly. Your life doesn’t have to revolve around refuting an operating system you barely use. You deserve more than this, and so does everyone who stumbles across your relentless negativity. This message isn’t a judgment but an invitation: recognize that the pattern you’re trapped in isn’t serving you. Take a breath, set a new goal, and let this chapter close. You have the capacity to invest in something far more rewarding than anonymous spamming—and your mind and well-being will thank you for it.

Why is cuckoldry in the mainstream? How did we let things get this bad?

>post logs exposing staff pedophilia >get banned for "ban evasion" This is huge bros. Commence my personal army.