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In a shit situation Imdying 05/18/2025 (Sun) 21:02:16 No. 520309 [Reply] >>520845>>520854
There's been a whole shitty situation that has occurred that has led to my brain being put in a state where it can be easily controlled and now my ex and her sister are kind of trying to make me kill myself, the sister is the one who is now getting off on it and has decided that after losing her mind that she wants me to kill myself
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as long as you have a job, a weapon and a smartphone no one can fuck with you
>>520309 (OP) stop posting this attention whore shit. if you are so weak that you let a hoe control your actions, then you probably should kill yourself. fucking grow up and man up, punk ass. stop letting other people influence you because its YOUR FAULT.
>>520309 (OP) just get a weapon bro what separates hunter gatherers from beasts is the ability to wield sticks, stones and create fire fucking nigger maybe get some friends too you're clearly fucked in the head a therapist/psychologist/psychiatrist can be your first friend fucking nigger

South Park Brap Thread Anonymous 05/21/2025 (Wed) 18:34:59 No. 520849 [Reply]
Post SP characters brapping.

Anonymous 05/14/2025 (Wed) 10:10:41 No. 519104 [Reply] >>520841
I am optimistic about the future.
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>>519113 If you want genuine happiness, you have to cultivate it. Kind of like how to have a blazing fire in the frigid cold you have to carefully nurse it from tender and tremulous beginnings. Start by trying to appreciate little things. Take up the mindset of nobly striving against the hardship in the world. It will feel very forced at first, it will feel like a LARP, because it is. You don't know how to do it yet, so you're pretending. But "fake it till you make" isn't a joke. It is true blue genuine wisdom. And know this also: negative feelings do not burn out if you indulge them. They only intensify. Don't live in denial of them, but acknowledge them and let them fade on their own while you focus on what brings positive feelings.
>>519104 (OP) me too, man
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Rest in Peace Yahya Sinwar

Anonymous 05/21/2025 (Wed) 16:27:07 No. 520846 [Reply]
>GET THIS MONKEY OFF MY BACK!

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Anonymous 05/20/2025 (Tue) 13:37:59 No. 520656 [Reply] >>520754
when will these zogbots stop posting porn on imageboards? i miss 2012 when it was all peace
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You mean posting normgroid porn instead of fucked up porn like it was in 2012 /b/
>>520656 (OP) When will npc nigaz stop posting ugly frogs la~?
>>520754 that's a good frog variant

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Anonymous 05/05/2025 (Mon) 14:50:16 No. 515913 [Reply]
>report eceleb shit on 4chinz /v/ >get warned for "submitting false reports" lmao, janny seething that I'm making him do his job (for free)
Go blog post and farm (you)'s somewhere else.
>>515930 what does farming (you)'s mean? i dont get it
>Doesn't know what farming means Literal nigger

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Anonymous 05/20/2025 (Tue) 23:45:51 No. 520756 [Reply] >>520773
>family asks why I'm single >I tell them it's because I'm ugly >They tell me I'm not ugly >I tell them that others have called me ugly and girls have blocked me for being ugly >They tell me it's all in my head and Im mentally ill >I literally show them a picture of ten + women mocking my appearance in a group chat >"OMG anon you're so mentally ill" >Tell them I might go overseas to sleep with women >"Don't be a sex predator!" This is why you don't try to reason with normies. They hate you because you're an uglo and they'll disagree with whatever you say out of spite.
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>>520758 Comedians do it and it tricks men into being betamales
>>520758 No, they look down on me because I don't have any girlfriend or friends and they want to shun me because they subconsciously hate me.
>>520756 (OP) Ask them if they are going to pay the child support, that shut mine up

Anonymous 05/20/2025 (Tue) 06:08:53 No. 520572 [Reply] >>520715
How bad was the impact of social media on the masses and can it be reversed?
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>>520697 >They process information They don't process they see and move onto the next form of stimulation
>>520572 (OP) Social Media didn't have an impact on the masses. It was the masses that had an impact on social media. The masses, the collective consciousness of a region or ethnic group, and of humanity as a whole, has always been a paranoid schizotypal tyrant with a moral stick up it's ass. It's just that people were so atomized by geographic distance and lag time in the communication flow before that you never got a feedback loop of this size before. At best, you could see it manifest in larger cities. One of the roles of the old media institutions was to provide a sort of false collective consciousness from which to try to mold the behavior of atomized individuals and stamp out inconvenient emergent behavior of smaller pockets of collective consciousness. Yet that guardrail has fallen by the wayside in the digital age. The big tech companies who run these social media sites have attempted to step up to fill that role, but they don't know what they're doing and don't have an absolute monopoly on narratives the way the old media infrastructure could. It is a bubbling pot of madness that they can no longer keep the lid on. Hence, they will attempt to use another consciousness - an automaton consciousness, to counteract and attempt to control the human collective consciousness as it can edit and rewrite perceived reality faster than the brain can, returning a level of atomization to the system via "inoculating" individuals by surrounding individuals with layers of controlled bot activity. Once the collective consciousness of humanity has once again been shackled and yoked, we likely will see a period of stability lasting until direct brain interfaces become as popular as smart phones, allowing for the atomized individual (and their integration with personalized AI acting as anti-inoculation agents) to operate at the cognitive speed of the automatonical consciousness. At which point the system will again start to lose cohesion.

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This bitch is killing me literally Imdying 05/20/2025 (Tue) 19:44:26 No. 520702 [Reply] >>520753
It's my exs sister and she's controlling me and fucking my friend with her sister who was here to marry me and now to the thought of my suicide I want her gone so bad, I dont know what to do this is her https://www.shrewsburydentalassociatespa.com/orofacial-myofunctional-therapy
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That's what I'm asking for! anyone, they got my mind being controlled I can't do anything
I'm literally trying to get them to move on with the friend they're fucking so they can leave and I can't get it to happen
>>520702 (OP) Wow so your friend got shimaidon, lucky him. Sucks to be cucked though. My bro married a bitch and she moved in and has made my life hard for 3 years, sucks not to have your own home tbh la~

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Anonymous 05/20/2025 (Tue) 11:22:57 No. 520626 [Reply] >>520714
i have an interview for a job tomorrow morning, but it's also ideal timing for me to attempt suicide. the interview is only in ~6 hours and i haven't slept yet,so i'll probably flunk it anyways. but it's not like having a full night's sleep will make much of a difference, since i'm already a maladjusted reject. i hope hanging works.
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>>520646 Don't kill yourself atleast, Many here see a rejection of neetdom and act like raging niggers at the thought of anyone leaving the pact You should've done a serious, inexpensive hobby during your neetdom like writing, drawing, or something to make it worth it and to train yourself to be able to work an actual job. But all you can do now is hope for the best and achieve something that is a win for you despite your current capabilities.
>>520647 stealing is for niggers >>520626 (OP) Do the job intereview first, then kys if it doesn't go well. If it goes okay, then it's a bonus.
>>520714 >stealing is for niggers Possibly. People buy way too many skincare and haircare products though. They live off of junk food and vending machine snacks then wonder why their skin and hair look unhealthy so they buy a bunch of trash.

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Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 15:12:13 No. 520473 [Reply]
How do you fellows feel about vore? Personally, I'd love being digested alive by a cute anime waifu
Faggot never went to school, lmal. You'd be crushed by the throat muscles before you even entered the stomach
>>520479 I like it. Problem is, the community is filled to the brim with trannies, furries, faggots and other sorts of "progressives". Anybody with an art skill that goes beyond MSPaint just uses them as a means of shilling their Patreons while drip feeding their shit-tier artwork in order to sucker in subscribers. AI is probably the best thing to happen to niche fetish communities. The sooner these communities are destroyed and we can just generate whatever we want to see in a few seconds, the better. >>520479 That's bullshit, though. People swallow goldfish and small animals, then regurgitate them all the time as part of magic tricks. The problem is that it only really works well with fish because the most reliable way to regurgitate them is to fill your stomach with water and use that maintain pressure on the esophageal sphincters that causes them to open easily if trained properly (as well as provide a direct force to push the prey back up the esophagus). Other small animals tend to drown with this method. Though it's still useful since, from what I hear from fetish porn actresses, digesting live animals give a strange and nasty aftertaste when you burp.

Anonymous 05/17/2025 (Sat) 14:42:12 No. 519896 [Reply]
Hi /b/ Today I turn 13!!
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>>520483 Truly it is, shame it isn't as fast but by far the comfiest altchan desu I can't stand the interracial bbcs shoved down our throats and trannies invading the space back there but it's like the fast food of imageboards and everyone being used to it brings no surprise
>>520483 Yes...
break your devices and get a furby, toddler

Anonymous 05/18/2025 (Sun) 18:37:00 No. 520259 [Reply]
lol she goes :3
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>>520654 how does she smell
Unfortunately due to the gay porn I have to assume ya'll are some kinda queers instead of cute anime girl enjoyers.

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Anonymous 05/20/2025 (Tue) 11:16:23 No. 520623 [Reply]
I wanted to try modern social medias like tiktok and it is a horrible Orwellian nightmare, it's so controlling, sometimes I comment normal stuff without any swears it gets removed because i said I'm autistic or sm shit I've also noticed there is artificial 150 character limit for some people but then some people can write like 700, I used to be able to only write 150 but now it seems to be 700 with no indicator as to why Also comments get deleted shadow banned moved for no reason which makes no sense only to have more retention cause it'll show the most enganging/ragebaiting ones for the user on the top, sometimes comments as simple as and shit like that get hidden because it may be offensive to some people Also it seems that recently they've given the ability to put images in the comments but I don't seem to have that so.. it's probably because i say a lot of heinous shit like "the twinkiest of twinks is saying this btw" "I'm autistic so that wouldn't work on me" o geez we better not give the ability to post images to this guy, he's off the deep end It's closed source mysterious retarded shit like this that I hate with a burning passion I mean what can u expect from the ccp rly

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webm thread Anonymous 05/20/2025 (Tue) 08:57:36 No. 520595 [Reply]
post 'em

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Anonymous 05/19/2025 (Mon) 19:52:59 No. 520518 [Reply]
I only watch milf porn because they have huge tits
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