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Anonymous 04/27/2025 (Sun) 06:30:06 No. 509734 [Reply] >>509997
Are you going back once it comes back up?
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>>509742 from what i heard someones shifting the fuckin threads around onto other boards. Im honestly not going back because i think they probably put something in it
>>509742 >porn Rarely porn of children. Wtf is going on? It's like all t h e geriatric fags got together and they can consent kids I mean.

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Need help with a retarded problem Anonymous 04/27/2025 (Sun) 09:54:23 No. 509855 [Reply] >>509973 >>509974
>be me >anon, lvl 19 >have very specific fetishes >take to ai text generating tools to write me up some dirty shit to jerk to, don't want to use ai image gen since it's too expensive >buy a subscription on some site, start writing >the moment I get to actual sexy scenes and start describing my fetishes, get a strong as fuck urge to jerk off >after a minute max start edging, then just cum >delete draft since it's unfinished anyways and in horrible state >repeat 100 times How do I not jerk it instantly? I feel weak. Is there any way to forcibly (but painlessly) break an erection? I am legitimately thinking about buying a fucking chastity cage just for this. It's unbearable.
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>>509855 Have you tried just using your own will and not doing it? Just have the erection and keep typing even go flaccid till your done
>>509855 First of all, stop fapping so much. Secondly, don't make the smut the main focus. Let it come naturally as the story develops, and as you get invested into other aspects of your story you won't be as tempted to fap. Once you're done writing your fap will be much more satisfying after.
>>509974 >>509973 Thanks for the advice, anons, I will try that out. I do realize that my willpower is pretty pathetic at the moment, but I'll try working on it.

Danz 04/26/2025 (Sat) 17:26:25 No. 508981 [Reply] >>509979
10am, just woke up on the couch covered in Doritos, time to game. Great life.
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>>509482 Same. And thinking about a heist than retirement.
>>508981 What beverage did you have to start the day?
Thirteen year old girls dripping ovulation on your face while watching red dwarf. Fuck Yeah

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4CHAN RAID THREAD!!! Anonymous 04/26/2025 (Sat) 04:34:28 No. 508329 [Reply] >>509925
ALRIGHT EVERYONE, LISTEN UP! 4chan is back & its jannies are turbofags 4chan mods wasted no time revealing the colossal amount of sand in their vaginas by going on a rampant banning spree going after everyone who mentions the hack or remotely criticizes the jannies (likely soyjack posting will set them off too), so they are being even worse faggots than before. What is the curious for this degeneracy? As our great friends at memri.tv would say: beatings. And the beatings will continue until morale improves. So while normally I would not condone posting on 4chan, for this glorious cause it is worth it. Let us shitpost 4chan with endless references to the hack and jannies doing it for free! This is obviously triggering those mentally ill schizos and we should not give these hot pocketers a moment of sleep. For this reason, in addition to obvious references, we should make subtler references as well, just to force these no-lifers to have to read fucking everything for a reference to the hacks. Who's in, lads? We've got a worthy cause on our hands (putting 4jannies on suicide watch).
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Raiding 4chan: It's like blasting diarrhea in the Ganges.
Now that we know it's mostly run by jeets, anti indian racism would be sure to upset them. If anyone's actually bothered with this. I know I'm not.
>>508329 >pissing in the ocean of piss

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Anonymous 04/20/2025 (Sun) 02:47:01 No. 487625 [Reply]
See ya
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goddamn OP this is a good ass thread unironically
theres so many pages. what the heeeeeeellllllllllll
Stay a while and listen

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8chan infilitrated by 4chan mods Anonymous 04/24/2025 (Thu) 02:26:29 No. 501683 [Reply] [Last] >>509904
Bad news 8chan is infiltrated by 4chan jannies. Nowhere else do I get the ban message of >pedo bullshit >pedoshit than when I get banned in 4chan. There is a 4chan jannie active in this board's moderation and they should be hanged, drawn and quartered. This board is now infiltrated. Will only get worse from now on.
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>>509361 Nobody should be trusting non-Japanese language sources on this topic, because there is a strong incentive to misrepresent it outside of Japan. It's true that lolicons in otaku spaces can also have a 2D complex, but that doesn't apply to all or most otaku, and it would be hard to find someone who would say otherwise. In the west, that seems to be different, seemingly as a self-defense response to a hostile environment.
>>508740 I don't have a problem with it, I don't know if the others do, I haven't banned any loli threads, the only time i banned someone for a reason like that was this thread where I lifted it and apologised. Hell I even browse /cun/ sometimes check the ban logs for proof if you don't believe me.
>>501683 shut up loli spammer. You guys have 5+ threads up right now when you have your own board. Fuck off. >>502928 8/b doesn't need loli and porn spam. there are boards for it.

Anonymous 04/27/2025 (Sun) 08:45:44 No. 509805 [Reply] >>509830
And then she stood up to the toxic male incel daring to slam the weights to intimidate women by dropping a quote from the SCUM Manifesto and sipped from a Male Tears mug full of hot chocolate which triggered his male fragility and he ran away crying for momma and then everybody in the gym clapped, and she was given the ceremonial Social Justice Warrior medal of honor forged of concentrated and solidified Professional Victimhood straight from former president brock hussein osama who manifested his own vibes from beyond time and space just to reward her for her due diligence against the big meanie wypipo and their dastardly villainous stack of Privilege Tokens earned from their ancestral wrongdoings which everyone else did too but only wypipo must be punished while also never being allowed to be proud of their ancestral rightdoings or even identify as themselves HOWEVER everyone else are strongly encouraged to have racial pride and solidarity and then are told all wypipo bad because shut up and stop asking questions, goy.
>>509805 why is there only one (.) in you're whole paragraph
>>509830 It's called "schizo style"
>>509832 I've always thought schizo posting is just a way for people to cover up there low iq. I will admit it covers up other things like writing style and that can be useful.

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Ancient memes going forward in time DUMP Anonymous 04/20/2025 (Sun) 10:04:01 No. 488665 [Reply] [Last]
I will dump. If stopped, then I will stop dumping. Thank you. Firstly, some boomer memes going back to 2008.
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>>503600 ho i remember these, they where extra cool thanks for the image dump is was fairly alright
From Post Office and SAoVQ
>>488789 Damn... We really do live in a society...

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Who runs this shithole? Anonymous 04/26/2025 (Sat) 07:37:00 No. 508505 [Reply] >>509792 >>509806
I haven't been on an ib since I was banned from 8/pol/ for saying trump sucked rabi cock. And what's up with a bunch of VPNs being blocked? I had to switch around a bunch because this ip belongs to a known spammer.
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>>508505 I suspect that BO of 8/pol/ is mentally unsound. >I had to switch around a bunch because this ip belongs to a known spammer Same, but so far none of my image/video dumps have been affected by post deletion, so i don't really care.
>>509792 >I suspect that BO of 8/pol/ is mentally unsound. Most of us would be too dealing with the dregs who haunt this place.
>>508505 > I had to switch around a bunch because this ip belongs to a known spammer. haven't had that issue yet >>509792 >I suspect that BO of 8/pol/ is mentally unsound. i think that is a job requirement lmao but yeah I don't like how he banned me for posting a jak especially because the thread was high quality.

Anonymous 04/27/2025 (Sun) 04:57:52 No. 509687 [Reply] >>509717
There's forty shillings on the drum For those who volunteer to come, To 'list and fight the foe today Over the Hills and far away O'er the hills and o'er the main Through Flanders, Portugal and Spain King George commands and we obey Over the hills and far away Wish I could sing this with bros.
Come on Sing with me! O'ER THE HILLS AND OER THE MAIN THROUGH FLANDERS PORTUGAL AND SPAIN KING GEORGE COMMANDS AND WE OBEY OVER THE HILLS AND FAR AWAY. OVER THE HILLS AND OVER THE MAIN THROUGH FLANDERS PORTUGAL AND SPAIN KING GEORGE COMMANDS AND WE OBEY OVER THE HILLS AND FAR AWAY. I would make this thread on halfchan but I can't because of the IP cookie bullshit.
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>>509701 Forgot pic O'ER THE HILLS AND O'ER THE MAIN THROUGH FLANDERS PORTUGAL AND SPAIN KING GEORGE COMMANDS AND WE OBEY OVER THE HILLS AND FAR AWAY.
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>>509687 > Who's that lady > Coming down the road > Who's that lady > Who's that woman > Walking through my door > What's the score > I'll be the sun > Shining on you > Hey Cinderella > Step in your shoe > I'll be your non-stop lover > Get it while you can > Your non-stop miracle > I'm your man < Get outta my dreams

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Anonymous 04/25/2025 (Fri) 21:36:53 No. 507673 [Reply] >>509537 >>509695
>literal sharty admins that slipped under 4cuck's radar already wreaking havoc on the site by moving threads all over the site >shitposting about Nazis is now an actively enforced exterminatenable offense because "thats what shartyniggers/qafags do" Holy shit, Hiro does not give a shit about 4cuck at all. This hack did a number on their psyche.
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>>507673 Top kek
>>507673 4chan mods are actively aiding a grooming operation ran by the sharty silencing talking about said grooming operation. /pol/ thread they deleted talking about it. https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/503358971/
/mlp/ has been under sharty control for a while. You get deleted for posting screencaps of the person they are promoting. https://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/text/tamers/deleted/deleted

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/fph/ - fat people hate Anonymous 04/22/2025 (Tue) 20:24:12 No. 497215 [Reply] [Last]
Post anything that makes fun of fat people If you're fat, use it as inspiration to not be
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>>508432 If you want to change, the first step is to stop drinking sugar. By all means, keep binge eating for now, just stop drinking anything with any sugar in it (or, ideally, any calories at all). Why? Beverages have ridiculous caloric density compared to solid food. One large soda is easily at least as bad for you as an entire box of a dozen doughnuts. I know this because I used to be extremely skinny and the primary thing they constantly tell people like me to do in order to gain weight is to DRINK CALORIES.
>>508432 once you've gotten thinner in your cycle, interrupt it by going on a hard antiparasitic treatment go on Ivermectin and Metronidazole fucking do it you gonna make it
>>508432 >macro nutrients >eat meat >eat animal fat >don't eat sugar >don't eat bread >>508678 This is possible. Some popular treatments: >NAC + black seed oil + oregano oil (my favorite) >fenbendazole >ivermectin >turpentine (the tree kind not petrol kind)

Moot Sensei 04/23/2025 (Wed) 01:20:57 No. 498119 [Reply] [Last]
Why did nobody bother to ask him how he feels about all this? I bet he's bummed. 😔
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It is funny that one of the biggest white supremacists nazi sites was created by a jew that copied a japanese site
>>509524 >biggest white supremacists nazi sites do you mean stormfront?
>>509524 your melanin is showing faggot

Anonymous 04/26/2025 (Sat) 23:19:43 No. 509448 [Reply]
>She was a whowa
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I just watched Many Saints of Newark earlier. What was with all that nigger shit? It had nothing to do with Sopranos. Of course there was a fucking blacked scene in it.
>>509504 no that anon, you're wrong, Norm was great
>>509517 movies can't get funding in the 21st century without a diversity quota being fulfilled. the writers made the pitch for the original movie and a studio exec said it wasn't diverse enough. go back, rewrite the script, and try again.

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Anonymous 04/25/2025 (Fri) 04:04:26 No. 505697 [Reply]
I'm so fucking sad man
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>the worst thing in life is to end up alone avoid people who say things like this like the plague they will cling to you, drain you emotionally and attempt to kill you if you try to leave
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>>505762 "I will eventually feel so alienated by my fans, my coworkers, my bosses, my employees, and my family that I will commit suicide as soon as a reasonable excuse arises." He then committed suicide as soon as a reasonable excuse arose.
>>509521 HuMAnS ArE SoCiAL AniMalS! says narcissistic parasite who feeds on social validation.

Anonymous 04/23/2025 (Wed) 03:03:43 No. 498430 [Reply] >>505366
I don't see the big deal about rape. I mean, I know it's bad. But people think it's just as bad as murder. I don't think so.
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>>505102 Well like Kids can spit on their fingers and stick them in each other’s ears and we call it tomfoolery but if they did it with their penises we’d kinda ..
>>498430 Some people think murder is bad but I don't think so. There's far worse things than a little Ack.
>>500624 quite the cope, you're a bit of a faggot yourself no?

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