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Anonymous 05/06/2025 (Tue) 19:06:47 No. 516383 [Reply]
I plan to kill myself tomorrow by taking a train to this location and jumping off the pier. I would go tonight but it's about a 2h+ trip and it's already 8pm. No idea why I'm posting this tbh >The drop is probably 100ft and although that won't kill you the hit would render you unconscious, then the extremely cold sea water would consume you and it's all over in less than 1 minute
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>>516415 >And then to top it off he dehumanizes her by... calling her an it at the end. She's a woman. That's perfectly appropriate.
is op dead?
>>522356 Nah, he is back to posting low-effort anime slop. For a short while there I thought OP was the troon who jumped off the bridge in Portland. Guessing OP is somewhere in England.

I hate women 05/18/2025 (Sun) 20:44:57 No. 520305 [Reply]
I hate women. They're horrible creatures. Parasitic sociopaths. The only good ones are the dead ones. There's not enough of those. I hate society is gynocentric. I wanna scream but I can't. These hooligans will punish me. What is there? What is the solution? What is the escape? Just seeing these clowns decked out in their disgusting makeup. Just smelling their horrible bittersweet fishy scent. Oh how it feels me with rage. I hate them. I hate them. I hate them
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>>522443 it'll be better if the OP kills himself, if he's not a faggot, and he's straight, then either he becomes an incel or he kills himself because he can't get any hoe.
>>522386 No need to wait. As a sexpat groomer, I've watched women in Asia go from cute and traditional***, to phone addicted, lip pouting, useless xiaohongshu (asian instagram) whores. ***I was going to add naive here, but its more like they were perfectly adapted to their society, while appearing naive from a western point of view, where you have to know shit to be "street smart". But they way I see it now, is their way is better. Just get safer streets with no whitetrash/nigger scum making it dangerous for me to take my asian girlfriend in a cinnamoroll hoodie to the noodle house at night.
Sorry for the appalling grammar of my previous post. As for women, I'm too far gone, but I just don't believe the problem is me. I know FROM experience that I can go to almost any city in the whole of east Asia and get a date and a bunch of friends IRL just by BEEing myself. And that's the way it should be. After all I'm a nice guy, I work out, not to proud to carry her Kuromi bag and bubble tea. If you get a bit autistic and drop some KNOWLEDGE on a girl's ass ... they actually like it! For all its problems of over-work, Asian education isn't infected by anti-intellectualism and nigger worship culture. In the west I'm incel-adjacent. I grew to resent and be sickened by women FROM experience. Hated the health wrecking millennial drinking culture. It was expensive, dangerous, and niggerish. One mentally ill (literally should be in a mental hospital) borderline histrionics bitch might spawn a platoon of roided simps, and cause a dangerous situation. I hate the zoomer doordash-a-new-STD-infected-simp e'rry day, culture. Hate the rabbit hutch domesticated, phone controlled social life of useless daddy's girls, draining society with endless app-driven tourism culture. They're either doomscrolling for their next holiday/boyfriend, or they're ubering/airbnb/justeating their way though the world, funded by a bottomless ocean of simps.

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I want to be raped so badly. My first ever wet dream was being raped by another man. Sexually, it's all I can think of. Having another man grab by pathetic wrists, hold me down, and shove himself into me dry. Even better is imagining him killing me, driving a knife into me and telling me how I was only ever a good fuck I'm not even attracted to men. I've never cared about men's faces or bodies. All I can think of is the dick. Having one forced into me. Sometimes I wish I had the guys to be a criminal so I could hopefully get raped in prison. Maybe it's because I was bullied so much. In all honesty, I enjoyed when my bullies held me down and physically abused me physically. I also enjoyed being beaten by my parents.
>>520085 (OP) Talk to a doctor
>>520085 (OP) >the gay community

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Anonymous 05/04/2025 (Sun) 21:49:12 No. 515490 [Reply] >>522416>>522439
How do I stop being gay?
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The first step is to stop watching anime cold turkey. Then the urge to put on dresses and suck dick will go away by itself. Simple as.
>>515490 (OP) Just un-molest your 8-year old self
>>515490 (OP) Take deworming medicine

Anonymous 05/29/2025 (Thu) 13:47:44 No. 522337 [Reply]
I have the worst hangover ever
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>>522339 Who the fuck doesn't have jars of pickle juice sitting around? I have three of them in my living room right now. No... wait... two of them. The third is full of piss.
pickle jews
>>522432 Fags that get hangovers

If you're ugly 05/29/2025 (Thu) 04:47:49 No. 522269 [Reply] >>522426
A big problem is ugly people not knowing they're ugly. They'll often go out of their way to be as flamboyant as possible in exposing their looks. Some troons are a good example of this. I have always known I'm ugly which is why I avoid exposing much of my face in public and find ways to conceal myself. No matter how hard you try to tell yourself "looks are subjective" you'll always be hideous and looked down upon by others. I remember after I was first rejected by a girl I just gave up. I already knew I was ugly because of the insults I received. My friend asked me why he couldn't get girls despite having expensive clothes and being fit. I told him he was ugly and to go masturbate whenever he felt lonely. He blocked me afterwards. Couldn't take the truth I suppose. Life isn't fair. Rape sadly isn't legal.
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>>522303 He was never rich. He worked a job that was marginally above average. Women don't care about a fit ugly guy because they can order a fit hot guy like pizza off a dating app. They also have far more attractive men giving them attention irl. I told him this. I told him if they're rejecting men who look better than you than why do you think you have a chance? >>522352 Lol
>>522269 (OP) >hide from the public <wtf why are girls ignoring me >after I was first rejected by a girl I just gave up This guy's entire personality was shattered by some high school crush
>>522426 >This guy's entire personality was shattered by some high school crush Can relate. Never gave up entirely, but as time has gone by, it's become more and more clear that the work I put in is less and less worth it. Maybe I should have just given up back then.

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Need help moving Anonymous 05/29/2025 (Thu) 20:45:02 No. 522411 [Reply] >>522412>>522425
Hey /b/ can you help me move. I don't need a personal army, I just need like 3 or 4 guys. Please guys, the movers are going to be here in a couple days and I can't get it done before then on my own. I asked my cousin but he can't do it on account of only recently turning 9 years old.
>>522411 (OP) Fuck the movers. You need a buddy with a pickup or an SUV, and your buddies muscles. You will be paying him in beer. Now A.) I'm not your buddy, guy And B.) I am almost certainly currently reside in another state.

[greeting] [website] Anonymous 05/29/2025 (Thu) 20:04:01 No. 522401 [Reply]
[greeting] [website] [animal] [plural] [location] [leader] [group] [preposition] [number] [leader] [decision] [question] [preposition] [belief] [singular] [website] [animal]
>[website] [animal] [derogatory remark]

Anonymous 05/04/2025 (Sun) 02:04:42 No. 514711 [Reply] >>522399
>squeeze out the juice of a lemon into a pot >cut the peel into slices and add to the pot >add water >boil for 10 minutes >add sugar you now have lemonade
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>>521749 Those "particles" are called juice vesicles or citrus kernels, and they're the best bit of squeezing your own juice. There's a reason why pure orange juice with bits is the premium product in the supermarket, and the smooth shit with added sugar is the low end trash.
>>521893 Have another can of chilled, carbonated corn syrup fatty.
>>514711 (OP) Show yourself making some AItard.

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4chan now banning you for BS Anonymous 05/02/2025 (Fri) 01:13:06 No. 513711 [Reply] [Last]
>be me >just post in perfect on topic threads on /b/ >didn't even create the thread >has hundreds of posts >I get banned for pic related What in the fuck? It doesn't even link me to what was ban worth. It just gives me the thread number, which wasn't created by me. Had to use the barchive to even find it.
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>>522084 That would just be making another cuckchan /b/. The whole point is anons over there walk egghsells around the powertripping mods, and the /b/ name means nothing anymore.
>>522084 >i don't understand why showing how bad it is on other sites helps us sub-90 IQ mongoloid spotted
>>522084 I'd rather porn spam gets banned.

Anonymous 05/29/2025 (Thu) 18:57:05 No. 522384 [Reply]
Thanks mods, don't know why my phone's IP got flagged as a spammer, but I'm sure you job is so fucking hard that clicked my IP in whatever list you were making Fucking retarded assholes
Okay they fixed it, sorry about your dead offspring

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Anonymous 05/04/2025 (Sun) 04:02:06 No. 514760 [Reply]
What will the internet look like in 10 years?
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Completely dead and buried, and the masses will have collectively forgotten it ever existed. With no history to compare it to, the locked down shitty AI slop apps will appear not even good but "normal", just like TV used to be central to society a few decades ago.
>>522364 that's depressing
If the new Texas law spreads nationwide then no more loli pedo shit, no matter how much Republichomos hate it

8chan has it all Coffee drinking machine 05/22/2025 (Thu) 23:23:34 No. 521022 [Reply] >>522361>>522363
This website has all the tools to succeed as a great site - everything, except ONE thing, and that is name recognition. I'm serious. The features on here are vastly superior to 4chan, the administration is better, the moderators on individual boards were better, but 4chan has the name recognition, so that is why it gets most of the imageboard users. It's not fair, it's also not fair that refugees settled in here and were welcomed, only to run back when 4chan came back. I'm just making this thread to acknowledge the true superiority of 8chan.
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>>521351 The problem with this way of thinking is that imageboards were designed to have fast, constant flow of content. The software that 8chan uses has even bigger catalog size than 4chan. I'm not saying it's wrong to think this way, but in my opinion the quality over quantity approach is better suited to web designs that don't shrink everything and then spread them out so far you need to scroll and scroll to see everything.
>>521022 (OP) you guys haven't done anything cool 4chan did raids, irl pranks and all kinds of crazy stuff
>>521022 (OP) how new are you?

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Anonymous 05/03/2025 (Sat) 01:51:07 No. 514121 [Reply] >>522358
fuck you nigger
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>>515400 I'm 1000% gay for whiteboy pussy
>>514238 It's a video of a retarded goat spazzing out that's had the goat replaced with a nigger via deepfaking.

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Anonymous 05/24/2025 (Sat) 16:06:53 No. 521377 [Reply] >>522260>>522354
4chan is so fucking retarded So I’ve been banned from both /pol/ and /b/ because I was exposing this retarded onlyfans whore that fucked 583 men in one day and the mods are karens and didnt like how much hate women were getting so they banned me How fucking cucked can you be
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I seem to recall seeing you post it in more than one thread. Have you considered that you're annoying? Why should I care that a whore is doing whore things? Meanwhile, you're shitting up what little remains good about 4chan.
>>521377 (OP) Just get out while you are reflecting on this. The /b/ name means nothing anymore and you get banned for the dumbest shit. The modern 4chan experience is walking on eggshells around the mods. And even then, you'll eat a ban out of nowhere. It sucks there.
>>521377 (OP) What in the hell is wrong with these pathetic simps that are such normie but loser faggots that they would be willing to share a totally mid blonde bitch with over 500 other failed normies? Maybe being normie wasn't ever all what it was cracked out to be. I was always happier indulging in video games anyways and I have at least had sex. It isn't worth doing shit like this just for 30 seconds of pleasure at most with a slut that isn't even all that hot. No girl is that hot to share like this its impossible. These men truly are pathetic. Worse than even the incels unbelievably enough.

Anonymous 05/28/2025 (Wed) 19:35:09 No. 522248 [Reply]
LOL
Even in death he will never be a woman

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