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Eggman Evil Cookies Anonymous 08/22/2025 (Fri) 15:58:07 No. 533955 [Reply]
EGGMAN EVIL COOKIES RECIPE INGREDIENTS ยพ cup (115 g) macadamia nuts 2 ยฝ cups (372 g) all-purpose flour 3 cups (300 g) old-fashioned rolled oats 2 teaspoons (8 g) baking powder 1 teaspoon (4 g) kosher salt 1 cup (224 g) unsalted butter, room temperature ยฝ cup (90 g) light brown sugar 1 cup (230 g) sugar โ…“ cup (105 g) maple syrup 1 egg 2 tablespoons (30 ml) milk 1 teaspoon (5 ml) vanilla paste 1 cup (180 g) dark chocolate chips 1 cup (180 g) chocolate-covered raisins

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Fuck you that's Dr. Robotnik
WHERE'S THE MOUSTACHE HAIR YOU FAT FUCK?!

mini /ck/ Anonymous 07/15/2025 (Tue) 02:34:20 No. 530869 [Reply]
Talk about what you're eating or want to eat, drink, or cook. C'mon, share a pic.
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heckin evil cookies
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>>533954 >>533965 >forgetting the moustache hair Dave the Intern tier, NGMI

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Why didn't Hitler focus on the pajeets? Anonymous 08/30/2025 (Sat) 18:02:57 No. 534578 [Reply]
Ashkenazi Jews are our friends, they are blonde and blue-eyed like us. The problem should be the pajeets, they are a biological weapon spreading to the whole world. They are a 1 Billion population. Hitler should have focused on the pajeets and gypsies, not on the Jews and Slavs.

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Anonymous 06/25/2025 (Wed) 05:52:33 No. 526775 [Reply]
EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY
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>>534445 you're gonna get raped so hard lmao
I'VE GOT SOMETHINNA SAY!

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I'm feeling sad Anonymous 08/29/2025 (Fri) 11:34:50 No. 534389 [Reply]
If Hitler won the war, today everybody would be white, blonde, blue-eyed, and happy. This is sad, I wish I were born with those traits. Fucking Allies, everybody would live happily if Hitler won.
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Child love is really something.
>>534389 That isn't how that would work
>>534407 Suck start a shotgun MAPnigger.

Ur right. Naked little girls look very cute and if you tell them that they will more likely thank you.

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i love the youth of america memephiblio 08/29/2025 (Fri) 05:54:38 No. 534378 [Reply]
i want to put boobies on all the rappers

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Anonymous 05/23/2025 (Fri) 16:21:19 No. 521136 [Reply]
There's nothing wrong with being a whore
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>>531796 then why isn't she invisible
>>531808 because it takes four cups just to cover the nose
Look anon whores are a quick fuck and dump thats it. Unless you are a mad scientist like my self I prefer to focus on science and mathematics. I dont have time for cock or vagene.

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Anonymous 05/27/2025 (Tue) 20:07:46 No. 522049 [Reply]
I do drugs so I can work more so I can do more drugs so I can work more so I can do more drugs so I can work more so I can do more drugs so I can work more so I can do more drugs so I can work more so I can do more drugs so I can work more so I can do more drugs so I can work more so I can do more drugs so I can work more so I can do more drugs so I can work more so I can do more drugs so I can work more so I can do more drugs so I can work more so I can do more drugs so I can work more so I can do more drugs so I can work more so I can do more drugs so I can work more so I can do more drugs so I can work more
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I work so I can pay rent so I can work to pay rent, to work, to rent, work, rent
>>531217 >some people who can have a mix of waging for a while and have the occasional break with NEETdom at their call, that would be ideal. This is me. I work freelance on feature films. So I get hired to work on a movie, paid extremely well for 3-6 months, and then I'm off for as long as I want. Then I just get another gig when I get the itch. I don't think this industry will be reliable for much longer, but for the past 20 years or so it's been a great situation for me.
>>522075 I agree anon, but as of right your mission is to spread 8chan on titktok and facebook so the board can be filled of brain dead retards, so this place doesnโ€™t die.

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Anonymous 05/05/2025 (Mon) 02:48:36 No. 515612 [Reply]
Should I create a tiktok account and promote 8chan?
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>>515612 promote it on 4chan instead
Yes please do thats a fucking order we need more of these braindead idiots on here to spice things up a lot. So total nigger death ok!

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I have a crush on a tiktok theyfab girl Anonymous 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:09:43 No. 526481 [Reply]
Do I have a chance with her as a 6/10 ltn male?
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The tomboy genocide was the worst genocide in history.
>>526772 >Whiny, atention whore, narcissistic pieces of shit. Every single one of them. I won't argue that this isn't the case for some, especially the terminally online ones. In my experience, however, it's usually a combination of being molested and growing up with a culturally very narrow range of what is considered "acceptable" female behavior. They hit puberty and grow tits and freak out because they don't want to be a pretty princess/homecoming queen/sorority girl and instead take testosterone because "being a boy" is the only alternative in their sheltered worldviews. Trying to raise a daughter to become a tradwife is literally what causes this. If you don't want your daughter to turn out this way, the solution is unironically to let her do boy things and know that it doesn't make her any less of a girl. She'll grow out of it later.
Yes fuck and dump once youโ€™re done with her

Anonymous 08/28/2025 (Thu) 19:14:44 No. 534350 [Reply]
pretty gay and retarded that we call it logging in. We should have taken from all those cool hacker movies in the 80s and 90s and called it jacking in And instead of logging off it's jacking off okay guys mom says it's time to start jacking off, good night

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Anonymous 08/23/2025 (Sat) 17:58:15 No. 534064 [Reply]
4chan has still not completely recovered from the hack. Why is that site so far removed from it's glory days? Is someone to blame here or is it just father time? Also for some reason this was posted in another thread instead of starting it's own lmao.
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>>534176 >lainposting You'll be wanting an Asian man then
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I just wanna post nudes again
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Ugh!!! I'M A SHITHOLIAN! I DESERVE DEATH!! Anonymous 08/27/2025 (Wed) 16:06:59 No. 534278 [Reply]
I LIVE IN THE SHITHOLE OF BRAZIL! I'LL KILL MYSELF!! I WANNA DIE!! I'M NOT WHITE EUROPEAN EVEN! I'LL KILL MYSELF!! I WILL DIE!
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>>534278 >huezillian Nobody cares. The USA is in the process o invading and colonizing your shithole country so we can take your resources and put them for better use: towards our convenience.
>>534317 >I like Brazil. Looks like the Balkan Are you insane?
>>534321 >Are you insane? Yes. What was your point? You don't think this favella mag dumping that favella shooting this favella is very similar to ugly slav gulag bombing that ugly slav gulag? It's more violent cuz more nigger. I wonder if there are redeemable shitstains in there though. More black = bad.

What? Anonymous 08/26/2025 (Tue) 14:18:21 No. 534240 [Reply]
Well this is new. Something recently changed with the moderation of /ck/. I went like a couple days without a ban which was really astounding somehow then I come back to this. I have no idea. I have only been on the cooking board...
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>>534244 I think the last thing I posted was a catgirl fully dressed in a kitchen whipping up something in a bowl and we were talking about Strong Zero (The Japanese Chuhai drink) I also commented before that at some point that people with tattoos are mentally ill are inherently unsanitary and that disqualifies them from being a chef/cook or working anywhere in the food service industry. It probably was that. It was a harmless opinion though. Who knows. My statement stands.
>make a thread on /pol/ >they move it to /bant/ >don't really think much of it >try to post on /pol/ several hours later >turns out they banned me even though they also moved my thread to another board anyways This for me was a first. Have they ever done things like this? Actually move your thread (not delete) but then still ban you anyways? Its only on /pol/ but still this is definitely the first time its ever happened to me.
>>534240 Moderation in general got absolutely fucked after the website went down. Mods and jannies started cracking down on threads that technically went against the rules while still being overall good discussion for the board, yet most blue boards still allow blatant coomer threads even if they have little to do with the subject. It's a little disappointing that this site has been my best alternative in 2025, so many of my favorite hubs are long gone... >>534306 I've definitely seen it happen to people on /vr/. On rare occasions, if they think the thread is good but doesn't fit in the retro range, they'll send it to /v/ and ban the poster.

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