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Anonymous No. 540706 [Reply]
what's the name of that one extension some guy made after the exodus to make this website usable
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There 8chanSS and Fullchan X. See >>>/t/17721
Is there a way to hide threads from the catalog? I'm not sure I'd care to grab an extension just for that.
>>540706 whats unusuable about this site?

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Alternative Search Engines Anonymous No. 535754 [Reply]
Big search engines like Google and Bing are known to track what you search and share that info with advertisers, which is why a lot of people don’t feel totally free to search whatever they want anymore. Here are a few I’ve come across. I’d love to hear what others are using too! DuckDuckGo: Great for simple, untracked searches Startpage: Delivers Google results without the profiling MyAllSearch: Clean interface with a focus on user privacy Brave Search: Strong privacy with its own independent index Qwant : GDPR-compliant, with servers based in Europe Yandex: Russian based search engine, has it's own crawler
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>>535754 4get.ca
>>536066 DDG is basically just a bing proxy. >>535754 I personally use Brave, although it's kinda shitty for specific stuff. For reverse image search Yandex is the way to go.
>>535754 Search engines are kind of fucked from ai. If you want to search things privately and quickly it would probably be best to run a local llm and use that. They are the best search engines for importation.

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Anonymous No. 539802 [Reply]
My humor pictures collection: https://mega.nz/fm/gogXGKLL If you have your own pictures collection, please share it with me with uploads like at MEGA or catbox.
>>539802 is your link dead?

Choids are God's gift to mankind Anonymous No. 540540 [Reply]
When are you gonna have a choid of your own? Having a choid is the most rewarding thing you can do in life. Cartoons? TV? Social network bullshit? That's all fake shit to cover up the void your life. In the first few years of raising a choid, you can take care of it, feed it and watch it grow. You'll be surprised at how quickly a choid can learn things. One day it'll start walking, the next you'll find your choid trying to bring you things to be helpful. Soon you'll send your little choid to school and watch it start to grow. There's nothing better than helping your little choid with the problems in its life, and realizing you're the one yoir choid relies on for help. Someday your little choid will be all grown up and you'll get to watch it set foot in the wide world. And that's not all because choids are the gift that keeps on giving. You get to watch your choid grow into a fine foid or moid, see them start their own life and family all while knowing you were the one who brought sucha choid into the world and raised it into such a fine person.Someday when you're old that foid or moid will have choids of its own. And when your body starts to grow decrepit your choids will take care of you the same way you took care of them, and through your grandchoids, your genes will live on, like the genes of your ancestors before you. So what are you waiting for? Moids, go find yourselves a foid and start living the choid dream!
>>540540 first time i heard someone call a child a choid.
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The problem with choids is getting past foids and their issues. A foid will be sweet and wonderful when you are just sleeping with her yet thats ends once you start dating her. Once she has broken you and separated you from other women she will slowly start asking more and more of you while treating you worse and worse. I have never married a women but it seems like things get drastically worse for men after that. Having a choid means inviting one of these vampires deep into your life where they either suck the life completely out of you or implode your life. Foids were made this horrible on purpose. It makes me just want to learn spanish and have random choids in the third world.

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Indian or Not? Anonymous No. 541543 [Reply]
I'm not installing Xitter; give me a straight anwser. Please and thank you.
Install Xitter and ask him to curse Vishnu. It's the only way.
>>541543 he's a moron eitherway.

Anonymous No. 540520 [Reply]
I just wanna stab a moid in the ass and 69 it and bite its dick off and stab its face
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>>540598 I'm not a troon, I'm starting to smell projection. You should know this, cause normal women do not have the same taste as troons and faggots >>540620 Do you... think normal women don't want to fuck crossdressers? LMFAOOO
>>540520 no thank you.

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Buffets Anonymous No. 533620 [Reply]
>go to a huge Chinese buffet >spend about 45 minutes there >six plates and an ice cream cone >start driving back on the 1 hour 50 minute drive back home >Roy Rogers is there >stop to get a roast beef sandwich and onion rings God damnit.
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>>533620 what's the issue? you over-ate?
also this is the first time I heard of that restaurant chain: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roy_Rogers_Restaurants
>>533620 your a disgusting fat pig

Slavic Dining Anonymous No. 538438 [Reply]
Average Russian Breakfast
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>>538478 Eggs are certainly nutritious but part of being human is recognizing what tastes good and what is merely nutritious
>>538438 i like pickles in sandwiches but i wouldn't eat a whole pickle like that.
>>538438 Looks like eggs, pickles, and jerky so I might have to make that sometime.

Anonymous No. 538406 [Reply]
Imagine: you consume LSD, and the universe explodes like an empty syringe piercing your soul — the colors pour out like blood from the veins of a lost wanderer, the walls writhe like serpents in the toxin, and the ceiling collapses like the Sacromar from the heavens, with its horns piercing the depths of your vision! But now add gnosis and neoplatonism: trip turns into Land acceleration, where time copulates with space in a geometric orgy, capital pulsates like the heart of a demon, and you look at the world collapsing into an endless cycle — squares of suprematism circling like butterflies from a cyberpunk nightmare, scarlet circles pulsate like a heart on the verge of rupture. and you think: "It's amazing, brother, I'm in the schizophrenic chaos of Empty Syringes of Fate, but according to Land, this is the apogee of capitalism, where the psyche merges with the machine!" As a psychonaut, you delve deeper: the world turns upside down, like a triangle mating with a circle in an abstract orgy; sounds turn
>>538406 Did you write this?
>>538406 >reality: you take LSD but notice it was bitter and kinda buzzed under your tongue. Now the bathroom rug is all wavy. Someone keeps calling you but you can't read the phone and you don't want to talk anyway. Can't go to sleep either. Headache incoming.

Anonymous No. 542036 [Reply]
wtf happen to cumdicks? I actually went to a few in the 90s.
>>542036 >wtf happen to cumdicks? I actually went to a few in the 90s. Here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/COMDEX#Early_2000s_and_closing

Anonymous No. 541669 [Reply]
Am I paranoid for trying to avoid having any online presence besides stuff like YouTube comments and discord chatting (if they count as online presence) and wanting to have my small blog and YT channel as my only online presence? I even avoid sharing my discord ID left and right because of stalkers, doxxers, spammers, harassers, trolls etc. Keep in mind that I used to be regular, active member at many different forums, social media, sites etc but I gave up with them since it's so fucking tiresome and meaningless, especially with the current state of the internet.
Hardcore of barely teenaged girls and earlier.
>>541669 That's not that paranoid.

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Anonymous No. 541177 [Reply]
I dont think this is normal, I think this sunspot is unprecedented in size.
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>>541177 Space is fake.
>>541177 Twitter Bird

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Anonymous No. 538488 [Reply]
There is no afterlife, and deep down most people already know this but can't handle it. Your consciousness isn't some magical soul floating around, it's literally just neurobiological processes firing in your brain. When your brain stops, you stop. Period. We're complex meat computers and when the hardware fails there's no software backup to the cloud. Philosophers love dancing around this with ontological gymnastics and vitalist cope about consciousness transcending the physical, but it's all just elaborate denial. Science tells us we came from inanimate matter and we'll return to it. Freud was right that the aim of all life is death, a return to that inorganic state we borrowed ourselves from for a cosmically brief moment. In 4.5 billion years the sun dies and takes all trace of human thought with it, and the universe won't even notice we were here. No part of "you" persists because there is no "you" separate from the physical processes that generate the illusion of selfhood. Extinction isn't a doorway to something else, it's just the lights going out forever. Every spiritual framework or philosophical system that promises otherwise is just folk psychology and primitive theory we cling to because accepting annihilation is psychologically unbearable. But unbearable doesn't mean untrue.
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Materialist gymnastics: The world is purely physical. People make up stupid ideologies and religions, to copemaxx their position in an unjustifiable social hierarchy, and also fear of mortality. Idealist gymnastics: I made up a story about how I think the world should be, then mistook that for how the world actually is. Then I got ass-mad because that threw up a bunch of horrible contradictions, but instead of accepting materialism, I made up even more shit. Now I'm completely untethered from reality, while believing slavery is justified, yet I'm going to heaven because I'm "moral".
>>538652 Christianity isn't about being moral, it is about submitting to Jesus so He may protect you
>>538488 Truth Nuke.

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Anonymous No. 539616 [Reply]
When the chuds get drafted will I be exempt? I have 36D booba from estrogen.
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>>539629 Militarily speaking pooners are useless faggots.
>>539639 Wrong! They're insecure roided up faggots who were never taught restraint.
>>539616 it depends on the country you are in. If you are transgender in the usa you probably wouldn't be allowed to serve from what I understand.

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pdf I found on how gay the funeral industry is funeral industry gayyyy?? No. 539769 [Reply]
>>539769 What's the full version of this document? That starts on page 42.

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Anonymous No. 540548 [Reply]
Super Dickmann's formerly Nigger Kisses
Does it taste like Old Dick?

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