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Anonymous 04/24/2025 (Thu) 20:21:44 No. 504481 [Reply]
Dearest Helena, By now, the news of our defeat has reached the Earth. The creatures we were sent here to tame are untameable, and the colonies we were sent to reclaim have proven to be stronger than we anticipated. Whatever you may hear about what has happened out here, know this: Alexei did not die gloriously in battle. I killed him ― My pride killed him. And now my pride has consumed me as well. You will never see me again, Helena. Tell our children that I love them, and that their father died in defense of their future. Au Revoir.

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more revenge Danz 04/23/2025 (Wed) 17:59:40 No. 500178 [Reply] >>503180 >>504460 >>504469
I think I may get revenge on beef stew next. or my grandma. either would need me being creative. I need ideas for beef stew.
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>>500178 what's wrong with beef stew? It's amazing if you're not a shit cook and actually follow the recipe. If you want to ruin it, just add sugar to it.
>>500178 feed the stew to a cow.
>>500178 If it's got beans in it, add castor beans ezpz

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Anonymous 04/24/2025 (Thu) 19:35:31 No. 504315 [Reply]
This actually reminds me of pre-deplatform 8chan now. I remember 8/b/ having a similar level of activity back then as it currently does now.
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Only instead of oldfags it is mostly reddit-tier cuckolds who are only here while they wait for their glownigger honeypot to get back online…
It's the awareness rather than lack of awareness that's horrifying. >I want to go back <But it's a nightmare grade, shitdick flooded honeypot >I know, but I need it

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Anonymous 04/24/2025 (Thu) 14:04:36 No. 503405 [Reply]
Come and take the pill https://2dpill.me/
Cool board
Bamp

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Anonymous 04/24/2025 (Thu) 08:12:03 No. 502605 [Reply]
FEAR Is it normal to feel like a monster is a couple seconds from attacking you randomly some times? Like I was just walking up the stairs in my house alone and I just felt like some imaginary predator was about to attack me. Had to turn my head in that direction and watch for awhile. I didn't see or hear anything weird its just like it feels like theres one there yk. This is common right?
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>>502655 >no I won't do the one thing that would fix my problem, that's bad and wrong Retard.
>>504088 its not a problem it only effects me occasionally
>>504123 Listen, you can either seek conscious help at the time of your choosing or "wait" for your symptoms to get to a point which the "occasionally" becomes something else. Some say that the possible story told by a "fear", "mallady" or "curse" (here I am giving an arbitrary example of possible meanings that could derive from looking into a "symptom") also contains in someway it's hint to a "cure". It's interesting what you said about it being "like a monster/imaginary predator" alongside the walking up the stairs alone. From what you said, I'd advise you to "walk up the stairs" WITH someone who works with the imaginative, depending on where you live you might find it more or less easily; something along the lines of analytical psychology. It may help stop progressing the fear into a literal predator/attacker by looking into it in another way (not alone!), as I had that impression at some point. >>502635 This anon is not wrong, if something feels like "convincing" then perhaps seek someone else; though there are what some call "resistance to treatment", people aren't stupid enough not to distinguish for themselves, at least on a "feeling" dimension, if something makes or breaks sense to them. Each person has it's own "psychology". Even though people have their similarities, a good professional has it's background but works from the ground up alongside with what the patient brings forward.

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Anonymous 04/22/2025 (Tue) 08:21:52 No. 495471 [Reply] >>504160
For the past 2 days, my sister (Portuguese rape victim that loves George Carlin) and my mom have been yelling at each other, I could barely sleep and focus on my projects. I guess she finally broke up with her boyfriend (Who led to the 3000 euro abortion btw) but who knows. Waste of everyone's time, I wouldn't mind if she did commit suicide. I still blame my dad for raping her, though.
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>>499836 My sister ran away with her boyfriend but will probably come back She took one of the copies of the house keys She is from Moncarapacho and he is from Olhão Her boyfriend's job is catching fish, on Fuseta My brother is on Porto, Vila de Gaia I told my sister on WhatsApp where we keep the box my mom collects our coins Even the 2€ ones she keeps for my brother
>>500220 According to my mom, she believes my sister's boyfriend has made a copy of the house key and could share it with his friends.
>>495990 Carlin advocated for empathy you know nothing of his beliefs don't take his morose humor for an indictment on his moral character >>495471 Your sister sounds based on im sorry she got assaulted hopefully your father's nuts were torn off

RANDOM SHIT Anonymous 04/23/2025 (Wed) 20:07:15 No. 500501 [Reply] [Last] >>504132
POST RANDOM SHIT
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>>503841 Nigger neighborhood
>>503841 average american town
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Anonymous 04/24/2025 (Thu) 17:15:58 No. 503905 [Reply]
https://theorytest.org.uk/ How does /b/ do in todays woke fag world? <I've driven HGV for more than 20 years and only just made the pass.
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>>504050 if this light is turning red, you can take the side road to the left which turns green then carry on straight ahead lol your picture reminded me of it
>>504081 so you're coming down here at a casual 110 mph and see the light is red, take the left lane where its green and go straight ahead I did it all the time in HGV and some people saw what I did and gave me the thumb as they passed me
>>504066 its a crossing for zebra newfag, jees

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Is this our home now? Anonymous 04/24/2025 (Thu) 11:23:28 No. 503057 [Reply] >>503482 >>504052 >>504056
I miss our old home :(
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>>503057 you miss the noise, but you ignored most of it anyways because it was retarded. youll probably find that there are just as many threads and posts worth readying or replying to at the end of the day and youll have more time to do other things you want because you wont be sifting through as much bullshit. maybe youll pick up a new hobby and then you can post about it.
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>>503057 But you are home. You've always been here
>>503057 >I miss our old home I sure fucking don't jej

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bogged Anonymous 04/24/2025 (Thu) 17:46:29 No. 504017 [Reply]
>bogged

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Anonymous 04/21/2025 (Mon) 22:13:12 No. 494112 [Reply]
Meanwhile, on pirate /b/...
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I paid for a video game.
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Anonymous 04/22/2025 (Tue) 20:04:48 No. 497140 [Reply]
BOY AM I GLAD HE'S IN THERE AND WE'RE OUT HERE
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>>498853 WHAT I WANNA KNOW IS, WHERE'S THE CAVEMAN?
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SONIC CRAPPED IN THE FORCEFIELD

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Anonymous 04/24/2025 (Thu) 07:06:03 No. 502480 [Reply] >>503524
It's over, 4chan is back up, log the 8chan PPH because it's gonna crash soon
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>>502480 8ch can keep my +1 i'm not going back to 4nigger
>>502492 The server will speed up once the bots go back to 4chan

POPE FRANCIS, DEAD AT 88 Anonymous 04/21/2025 (Mon) 08:25:07 No. 492048 [Reply] [Last]
...Vatican reports
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>>496145 >said to or shown to be God Headcanon This is nowhere in the Bible
>>502865 Are you illiterate? Or are you reading Jeffersons bible?
>>492108 >Taking pleasure in someone's death is anti-Christian then why are all christians masturbating themselves over a crucifixion?

Did they upgrade the servers? Anonymous 04/24/2025 (Thu) 17:07:54 No. 503882 [Reply]
Posting and images are loading fast now.

READ THIS WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF Anonymous 04/24/2025 (Thu) 12:35:59 No. 503204 [Reply]
https://p.4chan.org/ READ THIS SHIT WTF >WTF <WTF WTF >WTF <WTF WTF >WTF <WTF WTF >WTF <WTF WTF >WTF <WTF

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>>503295 >mods mods mods! >anon’s saying he’s not jewish can you confirm cut status?
>>503270 Read the post above yours

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