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Why did God make women so dumb? What was the reasoning? The amount of dumb shit I hear from women on a daily basis is astounding. Even funnier is all these guys trying to get pussy pretending that the shit they say isn't retarded. My sister yesterday told me cavities are only spread through saliva like STDs. What the fuck? They watch one Tiktok and think they know everything. I understand necrophiles
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>>522646 (OP) >I understand necrophiles Speaking of which, is it technically necrophilia and bestiality if you warm up two steaks, tie them together, and then fuck it with a little butter for lube? I always imagined that's what it'd be like to fuck a hot musclegirl.
>>522646 (OP) Women don't need intelligence to get pregnant and raise kids
>>522646 (OP) >wojak Loser spotted.

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Anonymous 05/04/2025 (Sun) 04:36:17 No. 514784 [Reply]
Hey wheres all the money i mean viewers at? I deserve it bc I'm jewish and advertised with my jewish money using your tax dollars....Are you anti semiotic? Only getting .5 comments since we can't bot anymore so we have jet on a few 15000 dollar iphones u bought for us.
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>>515538 This is all lies and you are probably being (((paid))) to troll.
>>515724 OK here's one with archive links.
lol exposed

Anonymous 05/31/2025 (Sat) 20:14:07 No. 522680 [Reply] >>522685>>522705
Why the fuck do I have to go through this page every time I want to use this site? It's annoying.
Humiliation ritual
>>522680 (OP) Damn, don't be so lazy.
>>522680 (OP) So I dont have to go to court everytime someones edgy. Instead of my losing several weeks or months of my life to meaningless bullshit. You lose 2 seconds of your time. Honestly thats a pretty good deal for everyone involved.

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Anonymous 05/30/2025 (Fri) 21:00:01 No. 522521 [Reply]
>Five people were killed in a horror knife rampage in which a "drunk" 17-year-old attacker allegedly turned on fellow teen party goers after demanding sex with an under-age girl. >Police have said they are investigating a massacre at the birthday party of a 15-year-old girl in Baikalsk, Russia's Irkutsk region believed to have taken place after the teen demanded sex from a 14-year-old girl. >Mikhail is accused of being "heavily intoxicated" according to witnesses and was said to have become enraged when a 14-year-old girl refused to have sex with him. >According to local reports, Mikhail, a young wrestler who was the oldest at the party, killed 16-year-old Polina Markova, Nikolai Malyshev, 13, Vadim Pavlushkin, 14, and Oybek Bondursky, 14, and injured four others. >She then fled outside and went to a neighbour who raised the alarm with police as other teenagers also put in calls to emergency services. Anastasia Sinota, 15, whose birthday was being celebrated, escaped the massacre, and another girl, 14-year-old Viktoria, managed to escape seconds before the gas explosion. >Veronika, 15, was able to survive by playing dead after she was stabbed, prompting her attacker to move on. >She claimed to have seen Mikhail "opening a gas canister" and setting the house ablaze, and fled before the teenage boy was killed in the ensuing flames. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/teen-knifeman-killed-four-burned-35298864.amp
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Let the orc fuck at least one teen before he's sent to the front line.
>>522545 >>522547 He's dead you retards. >Tried to nail soccer mom Are you a bot or something?
>>522645 Nobody would be dead if he got the pussy. It's a classic trolly problem.

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Anonymous 05/15/2025 (Thu) 06:10:49 No. 519305 [Reply] [Last]
What does /b/ think of my style?
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>>522505 Oh yeah, good cracka. Tbh, i was repulses ny the satin boxers but now i see how we can make it work. Post more belly shots please
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>>522513 My brotha.
>>522534 Is that a boner? Show it to us please!

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Anonymous 04/16/2025 (Wed) 16:20:26 No. 474358 [Reply] [Last]
In less than 72 hours, this place is filling up with shitty cancer posts that made 4chan miserable. >Celeb AI / AI Degen Art Porn (AI slop) >Femboys (falls under mindless coomer porn dumping) >pepe posting (as bad as soyjack shit) >rate thread >fat posting (remember on average there was 2-5 fat threads on /trash/ all the time) >/pol/ now in the top 10 active boards >both vtomor boards in the top 5 active boards I can't believe people into politics and vtuber shit can't go a day without spewing their garbage posts. Go outside. Make an AI board here and dump all your shit there, its the one thing that 4chan lacked and was sorely needed, moreover after Bing AI excelled everything. Ten fucking boards had AI generals, there was something like four on /trash/. Make the board allow furry and loli posting, it can be all inclusive. Go make a fat lovers board. Pretty sure there is a fatchan somewhere too, I forget the name of it. Generic porn? Literally go anywhere else. And while you're at it, go make a Korean Culture board so all that k-pop spam on /mu/ and /trash/ has a home. E-celeb board for Tiktok/Youtuber/Twitch celebs, people bitched for years at 4chan to make one, go do that do. Everyone has a once in a life time opportunity to make the boards they always wanted and grab the traffic they so sorely needed to succeed.

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>>493478 Your mom's pussy from a nigger, so that more of you wouldn't get born.
Running on fumes

Anonymous 05/27/2025 (Tue) 17:41:56 No. 522036 [Reply] >>522041
>tehehe don't be shy anon shove it in with other cocks~~
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You guys remember when men used to joke about how balls should never touch? Isn't it funny how much more common double anal sex penetration in porn is getting?
>>522372 I wouldn't know. I don't watch porn.

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Anonymous 05/30/2025 (Fri) 15:24:11 No. 522489 [Reply]
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Anonymous 05/06/2025 (Tue) 19:06:47 No. 516383 [Reply]
I plan to kill myself tomorrow by taking a train to this location and jumping off the pier. I would go tonight but it's about a 2h+ trip and it's already 8pm. No idea why I'm posting this tbh >The drop is probably 100ft and although that won't kill you the hit would render you unconscious, then the extremely cold sea water would consume you and it's all over in less than 1 minute
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>>516415 >And then to top it off he dehumanizes her by... calling her an it at the end. She's a woman. That's perfectly appropriate.
is op dead?
>>522356 Nah, he is back to posting low-effort anime slop. For a short while there I thought OP was the troon who jumped off the bridge in Portland. Guessing OP is somewhere in England.

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I want to be raped so badly. My first ever wet dream was being raped by another man. Sexually, it's all I can think of. Having another man grab by pathetic wrists, hold me down, and shove himself into me dry. Even better is imagining him killing me, driving a knife into me and telling me how I was only ever a good fuck I'm not even attracted to men. I've never cared about men's faces or bodies. All I can think of is the dick. Having one forced into me. Sometimes I wish I had the guys to be a criminal so I could hopefully get raped in prison. Maybe it's because I was bullied so much. In all honesty, I enjoyed when my bullies held me down and physically abused me physically. I also enjoyed being beaten by my parents.
>>520085 (OP) Talk to a doctor
>>520085 (OP) >the gay community

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Anonymous 05/04/2025 (Sun) 21:49:12 No. 515490 [Reply] >>522416>>522439
How do I stop being gay?
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The first step is to stop watching anime cold turkey. Then the urge to put on dresses and suck dick will go away by itself. Simple as.
>>515490 (OP) Just un-molest your 8-year old self
>>515490 (OP) Take deworming medicine

Anonymous 05/29/2025 (Thu) 13:47:44 No. 522337 [Reply]
I have the worst hangover ever
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>>522339 Who the fuck doesn't have jars of pickle juice sitting around? I have three of them in my living room right now. No... wait... two of them. The third is full of piss.
pickle jews
>>522432 Fags that get hangovers

If you're ugly 05/29/2025 (Thu) 04:47:49 No. 522269 [Reply] >>522426
A big problem is ugly people not knowing they're ugly. They'll often go out of their way to be as flamboyant as possible in exposing their looks. Some troons are a good example of this. I have always known I'm ugly which is why I avoid exposing much of my face in public and find ways to conceal myself. No matter how hard you try to tell yourself "looks are subjective" you'll always be hideous and looked down upon by others. I remember after I was first rejected by a girl I just gave up. I already knew I was ugly because of the insults I received. My friend asked me why he couldn't get girls despite having expensive clothes and being fit. I told him he was ugly and to go masturbate whenever he felt lonely. He blocked me afterwards. Couldn't take the truth I suppose. Life isn't fair. Rape sadly isn't legal.
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>>522303 He was never rich. He worked a job that was marginally above average. Women don't care about a fit ugly guy because they can order a fit hot guy like pizza off a dating app. They also have far more attractive men giving them attention irl. I told him this. I told him if they're rejecting men who look better than you than why do you think you have a chance? >>522352 Lol
>>522269 (OP) >hide from the public <wtf why are girls ignoring me >after I was first rejected by a girl I just gave up This guy's entire personality was shattered by some high school crush
>>522426 >This guy's entire personality was shattered by some high school crush Can relate. Never gave up entirely, but as time has gone by, it's become more and more clear that the work I put in is less and less worth it. Maybe I should have just given up back then.

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Need help moving Anonymous 05/29/2025 (Thu) 20:45:02 No. 522411 [Reply] >>522412>>522425
Hey /b/ can you help me move. I don't need a personal army, I just need like 3 or 4 guys. Please guys, the movers are going to be here in a couple days and I can't get it done before then on my own. I asked my cousin but he can't do it on account of only recently turning 9 years old.
>>522411 (OP) Fuck the movers. You need a buddy with a pickup or an SUV, and your buddies muscles. You will be paying him in beer. Now A.) I'm not your buddy, guy And B.) I am almost certainly currently reside in another state.

Anonymous 05/04/2025 (Sun) 02:04:42 No. 514711 [Reply] >>522399
>squeeze out the juice of a lemon into a pot >cut the peel into slices and add to the pot >add water >boil for 10 minutes >add sugar you now have lemonade
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>>521749 Those "particles" are called juice vesicles or citrus kernels, and they're the best bit of squeezing your own juice. There's a reason why pure orange juice with bits is the premium product in the supermarket, and the smooth shit with added sugar is the low end trash.
>>521893 Have another can of chilled, carbonated corn syrup fatty.
>>514711 (OP) Show yourself making some AItard.

Anonymous 05/29/2025 (Thu) 18:57:05 No. 522384 [Reply]
Thanks mods, don't know why my phone's IP got flagged as a spammer, but I'm sure you job is so fucking hard that clicked my IP in whatever list you were making Fucking retarded assholes
Okay they fixed it, sorry about your dead offspring

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