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Hot femboys should be spared in Hitler's regime Anonymous 08/31/2025 (Sun) 13:43:36 No. 534647 [Reply]
Fuck nigger femboys
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>>534649 History/real life
>>534652 >>534659 I have yet to see an attractive tranny. The "closest" are traps and cb's.
>>534659 Good boy.

Anonymous 08/29/2025 (Fri) 20:32:13 No. 534424 [Reply]
Misaka Mikoto is climbing a mountain. Why is she climbing a mountain? โ›ฐ๏ธ
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what shoes is Misaka Mikoto wearing to climb a mountain
To hug the mountain That mountain That mountain
She wants to make love to the mountain

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Anonymous 08/30/2025 (Sat) 19:17:16 No. 534584 [Reply]
top secret chatting places: deek dot chat wokecat dot com
Both those chats are weak and lame

Hentai Roy 08/24/2025 (Sun) 06:40:51 No. 534115 [Reply]
Just chilling
>>534115 Did the corps ever get around to sending people to go find the people that get taken?
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

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Help me to die 08/26/2025 (Tue) 08:27:54 No. 534229 [Reply]
I will be very straight forward with this I'm looking for some suicide methods, alternatives to classic methods of shooting yourself, hanging or shit like that >bruh just shoot yourself in the head This is not murica, guns don't come in the cereal boxes, get a gun it's really hard Please help me, I'm desperate for killing myself and I don't know how to do it but everyday life is more and more unbearable, please help me to end my suffering.
OP could have been born an African man whose HIV/AIDS is 8x the base rate. OP could have been born a homosexual man whose HIV/AIDS is 16x the base rate. OP could have been born a homosexual man whose rate of pedophilia is 7 in every 10 cases. Instead OP wants to kill himself. He will never be as good of a bug spreading pedophile as the rest of the world. Couldn't even take a banker or an insurance broker with him. He has to die RIGHT NOW. What a fag. Do better OP
>>534229 Make a bunch of explosives and go boom in the middle of the street. Try not to hurt any innocent bystanders. Bonus points for shouting an ebin maymay before you die. >but that would be illegal! Who fucking cares if you're dead nigger? I'm sure you could get the supplies and pull it off before whatever your country's version of the FBI gets off their asses to arrest you. Making your own guillotine would also be pretty neat.
The best way to kill yourself is to live each day as if it were your last because someday it will be.

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Eggman Evil Cookies Anonymous 08/22/2025 (Fri) 15:58:07 No. 533955 [Reply]
EGGMAN EVIL COOKIES RECIPE INGREDIENTS ยพ cup (115 g) macadamia nuts 2 ยฝ cups (372 g) all-purpose flour 3 cups (300 g) old-fashioned rolled oats 2 teaspoons (8 g) baking powder 1 teaspoon (4 g) kosher salt 1 cup (224 g) unsalted butter, room temperature ยฝ cup (90 g) light brown sugar 1 cup (230 g) sugar โ…“ cup (105 g) maple syrup 1 egg 2 tablespoons (30 ml) milk 1 teaspoon (5 ml) vanilla paste 1 cup (180 g) dark chocolate chips 1 cup (180 g) chocolate-covered raisins

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Fuck you that's Dr. Robotnik
WHERE'S THE MOUSTACHE HAIR YOU FAT FUCK?!

mini /ck/ Anonymous 07/15/2025 (Tue) 02:34:20 No. 530869 [Reply]
Talk about what you're eating or want to eat, drink, or cook. C'mon, share a pic.
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>>533954 >>533965 >forgetting the moustache hair Dave the Intern tier, NGMI

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Why didn't Hitler focus on the pajeets? Anonymous 08/30/2025 (Sat) 18:02:57 No. 534578 [Reply]
Ashkenazi Jews are our friends, they are blonde and blue-eyed like us. The problem should be the pajeets, they are a biological weapon spreading to the whole world. They are a 1 Billion population. Hitler should have focused on the pajeets and gypsies, not on the Jews and Slavs.

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Anonymous 06/25/2025 (Wed) 05:52:33 No. 526775 [Reply]
EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY
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>>534445 you're gonna get raped so hard lmao
I'VE GOT SOMETHINNA SAY!

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I'm feeling sad Anonymous 08/29/2025 (Fri) 11:34:50 No. 534389 [Reply]
If Hitler won the war, today everybody would be white, blonde, blue-eyed, and happy. This is sad, I wish I were born with those traits. Fucking Allies, everybody would live happily if Hitler won.
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Child love is really something.
>>534389 That isn't how that would work
>>534407 Suck start a shotgun MAPnigger.

Ur right. Naked little girls look very cute and if you tell them that they will more likely thank you.

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Anonymous 05/23/2025 (Fri) 16:21:19 No. 521136 [Reply]
There's nothing wrong with being a whore
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>>531796 then why isn't she invisible
>>531808 because it takes four cups just to cover the nose
Look anon whores are a quick fuck and dump thats it. Unless you are a mad scientist like my self I prefer to focus on science and mathematics. I dont have time for cock or vagene.

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Anonymous 05/27/2025 (Tue) 20:07:46 No. 522049 [Reply]
I do drugs so I can work more so I can do more drugs so I can work more so I can do more drugs so I can work more so I can do more drugs so I can work more so I can do more drugs so I can work more so I can do more drugs so I can work more so I can do more drugs so I can work more so I can do more drugs so I can work more so I can do more drugs so I can work more so I can do more drugs so I can work more so I can do more drugs so I can work more so I can do more drugs so I can work more so I can do more drugs so I can work more so I can do more drugs so I can work more so I can do more drugs so I can work more
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I work so I can pay rent so I can work to pay rent, to work, to rent, work, rent
>>531217 >some people who can have a mix of waging for a while and have the occasional break with NEETdom at their call, that would be ideal. This is me. I work freelance on feature films. So I get hired to work on a movie, paid extremely well for 3-6 months, and then I'm off for as long as I want. Then I just get another gig when I get the itch. I don't think this industry will be reliable for much longer, but for the past 20 years or so it's been a great situation for me.
>>522075 I agree anon, but as of right your mission is to spread 8chan on titktok and facebook so the board can be filled of brain dead retards, so this place doesnโ€™t die.

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Anonymous 05/05/2025 (Mon) 02:48:36 No. 515612 [Reply]
Should I create a tiktok account and promote 8chan?
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>>515612 promote it on 4chan instead
Yes please do thats a fucking order we need more of these braindead idiots on here to spice things up a lot. So total nigger death ok!

Anonymous 08/28/2025 (Thu) 19:14:44 No. 534350 [Reply]
pretty gay and retarded that we call it logging in. We should have taken from all those cool hacker movies in the 80s and 90s and called it jacking in And instead of logging off it's jacking off okay guys mom says it's time to start jacking off, good night

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