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I fucked a wasp, ask me anything Anonymous 11/10/2024 (Sun) 02:28:40 No. 464807 [Reply]

I am currently in a committed relationship with a wasp queen, yes the insect. Ask me anything in the replies and I will answer. Here is the story/context: >be me >have a bug problem >this fucking massive wasp keeps flying around the room and distracting me >try for a few days to slap it out of the air, use a flyswatter, i even tried to use chemicals >nothing works >eventually have a funny idea >assume it would never work but decide to give it a try >open some porn and start jacking off >just as im about to cum i aim my dick at the wasp >bullseye >the wasp crash landed on my table, it couldnt fly but it was clearly still alive >wasp covered in cum is kind of turning me on >decide to keep it going

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Anonymous 11/11/2024 (Mon) 13:09:45 No. 464845

cool story bro

Anonymous 11/12/2024 (Tue) 06:37:17 No. 464871

>>464807

Anonymous 11/14/2024 (Thu) 19:05:54 No. 464996

>>464871

Anonymous 11/13/2024 (Wed) 03:46:18 No. 464917 [Reply]

Retributive justice is evil and counterproductive.

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Anonymous 11/13/2024 (Wed) 20:41:11 No. 464941

>>464917 No, it isn't. All subhumans deserve to be locked, tortured and killed. >counterproductive Productivity is slavery. Be free and never produce anything for anyone.

Anonymous 11/13/2024 (Wed) 21:20:41 No. 464942

>>464941 A man invents A slave consumes

Anonymous 11/14/2024 (Thu) 16:53:26 No. 464994

The primary point of jail is to lock you away so you realize how good freedom is and how much you lose by doing a crime. Rehabilitation and self-reflection are good things to improve both individuals and society, the problem is some people, mostly niggers, don't learn and should just be executed after so many serious crimes.

Anonymous 07/05/2024 (Fri) 18:31:17 No. 460589 [Reply]

i will be forced to marry a whore with a blown out cunt when I reach thirty. what do?

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Anonymous 11/13/2024 (Wed) 16:02:12 No. 464934

>>460589 Who is forcing you? How are they forcing you?

Anonymous 11/14/2024 (Thu) 15:36:18 No. 464991

>>464934 His landlord. His single income isn't enough to pay for rent.

Anonymous 11/17/2024 (Sun) 15:17:10 No. 465086

>>460593 cut your dick off AND cut your nose off!

Confused looking anime girls with interrogative marks above their heads Anonymous 11/14/2024 (Thu) 00:38:44 No. 464951 [Reply]

Confused looking anime girls with interrogative marks above their heads

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Anonymous 11/14/2024 (Thu) 00:59:59 No. 464984

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LIVE FAST EAT ASS Anonymous 11/11/2024 (Mon) 09:41:44 No. 464839 [Reply]

LIVE FAST EAT ASS

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Anonymous 11/11/2024 (Mon) 17:15:40 No. 464847

>>464844

Anonymous 11/12/2024 (Tue) 00:03:07 No. 464852

>>464839 >Live fast No.

LIVE SLOW TIME TO GO Anonymous 11/13/2024 (Wed) 14:45:20 No. 464927

>>464852 LIVE SLOW TIME TO GO

Anonymous 11/13/2024 (Wed) 01:07:39 No. 464907 [Reply]

How do I get one of those do-nothing management jobs where I live in a sterile NYC skyloft, go to a bunch of fancy fundraiser parties and fuck secretaries?

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Anonymous 11/13/2024 (Wed) 03:00:12 No. 464911

>>464910 Also this most likely

Anonymous 11/13/2024 (Wed) 03:12:32 No. 464913

How to become friends with a hiring manager as a broke autist in a dead end job?

Anonymous 11/13/2024 (Wed) 03:19:46 No. 464915

>>464913 orchestrate him almost dying and save him

Anonymous 11/09/2024 (Sat) 01:03:57 No. 464754 [Reply]

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I just lost the game. And now you did too.

Anonymous 11/09/2024 (Sat) 14:54:55 No. 464776

>>464754 You make one more thread with that damned dog OP and I'm going to delete all but the original.

Anonymous 11/09/2024 (Sat) 14:58:03 No. 464777

>>464776 this one and the "what actually is oatmeal" one were me, i did not make the missing boards one but it is where i got the image from because i thought it looked funny

Anonymous 11/12/2024 (Tue) 06:38:06 No. 464872

>>464754

Anonymous 11/09/2024 (Sat) 08:24:55 No. 464773 [Reply]

You do not hate 4cuck enough.

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Anonymous 11/11/2024 (Mon) 11:53:05 No. 464843

>>464773 Sure I do.

Anonymous 11/11/2024 (Mon) 16:27:35 No. 464846

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>>464842 I believe that. That shit happened a lot back in the day. I only saved my data, because I had it all transferred to DVD-Rs.

Anonymous 11/12/2024 (Tue) 06:33:26 No. 464869

>>464773 >You do not hate 4cuck enough. I don't hate them at all. I'd have to actually care what those neoredditors are up to in order to feel anything towards them.

Anonymous 11/06/2024 (Wed) 04:22:16 No. 464665 [Reply]

I have decided to do the unthinkable. Per Donald Trump's victory, I have decided to ACTUALLY COMMISSION NEW COMMIECAT OC. I shall commission artwork of commiecat wearing a MAGA hat, as all commiecats are True American Patriots.

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Anonymous 11/09/2024 (Sat) 17:37:26 No. 464791

>>464706 I think coco's commissions are closed, but there is a commission sheet. I wouldn't say it's cheap, but you would get high quality big titty art.

Anonymous 11/09/2024 (Sat) 18:22:18 No. 464795

I've always craved the Old Guard's approval and recognition, but it was never to be. That is fine, because I learned to walk my own road. I don't need the Old Guard.

Anonymous 11/12/2024 (Tue) 06:30:57 No. 464868

>>464665 >MAGAcat ... You promise?

EAL NVQ L1 Diploma in Performing Manufacturing Operations Anonymous 10/29/2024 (Tue) 19:57:43 No. 464465 [Reply]

I've been looking into getting training in machining but it looks like that the courses available are for those already working in the field and like to know if you can only do those courses while employed or if there's any courses in machining where you don't need to be working in that field already?

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Anonymous 10/31/2024 (Thu) 00:03:31 No. 464488

>>464476 WTF did this have to do with the thread's subject matter?

Anonymous 10/31/2024 (Thu) 00:15:26 No. 464489

>>464488 machining my balls into your mouth

Anonymous 11/11/2024 (Mon) 21:47:03 No. 464851

Yo

Anonymous 11/09/2024 (Sat) 16:46:03 No. 464784 [Reply]

>drink a cup of coffee >mind feels screwy and wiry >can't handle caffeine

Anonymous 11/09/2024 (Sat) 16:59:49 No. 464785

I've also noticed eating green grapes gives me very lucid dreams.

Rishi Cyborg Pack lore Anonymous 11/09/2024 (Sat) 15:00:39 No. 464780 [Reply]

Rishi Cyborg Pack was a loyal soldier to great Yaqub. While an early member of the brown race and with a masters degree in politics, his austerity in life worked so well that before death, he travelled to modern day Turkey and implanted his body with soylent nitrate powered mechanical parts for life extention and soylent surveilance. With this new gained power though, he slowly became corrupted and eventually revolted against the Europoid creations but was sent into hiding by Yaqubs forces into the furthest reaches of the world. He is a master of Deception, Austerity and Soy