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Anonymous 09/20/2025 (Sat) 19:18:07 No. 536105 [Reply]

I had a stroke while I was browsing 8chan and instead of dialing 911 I used every last ounce of my willpower to close the tab lol It was the very last thing I did before I tripped out

Anonymous 09/24/2025 (Wed) 02:18:47 No. 536380

K? More info on what you saw?

Anonymous 07/30/2025 (Wed) 05:34:17 No. 532350 [Reply]

SO.. What's the best way to kill myself??

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Anonymous 09/01/2025 (Mon) 20:11:04 No. 534763

>>532350 Kinda reminds me of that crazy "Hitler birthday party" girl from back in the day that went insane and married a nigger or something. I think it was "evalion" or something like that.

Anonymous 09/21/2025 (Sun) 05:42:52 No. 536147

>>532350 Make sure that thing injects HIV into you. Then don't take any meds for when you get AIDS.

Anonymous 09/24/2025 (Wed) 02:17:39 No. 536379

>>534759 Honestly I already think OP already suicided. Especially since she hasn't posted for a while.

Anonymous 09/07/2025 (Sun) 07:27:37 No. 535206 [Reply]

Twilight Sparkle opens the door to your bedroom, what does she see?

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Anonymous 09/13/2025 (Sat) 00:50:25 No. 535638

>>535544 I raped you mom when I was little and now shes a pedo dumb faggot nigger kill yourself you eat shit when you are growing up and black like a dumb cunt stupid nigger racist bitch smeller you like toes and dead bodies you fucking weird furry.

Anonymous 09/13/2025 (Sat) 10:05:46 No. 535652

>>535638 You are so impressionable

Anonymous 09/24/2025 (Wed) 00:23:16 No. 536371

>>535501 Ummm my little pony is actually a very high quality moe waifu anime which is why it still makes you seethe after 15 years. Patch the first few episodes and pick your waifu.

Anonymous 09/22/2025 (Mon) 00:28:58 No. 536214 [Reply]

Are there not any good weed boards or altchans.

Anonymous 09/23/2025 (Tue) 15:51:53 No. 536344

/notb/ is lit

Alternative Search Engines Anonymous 09/15/2025 (Mon) 05:55:34 No. 535754 [Reply]

Big search engines like Google and Bing are known to track what you search and share that info with advertisers, which is why a lot of people don’t feel totally free to search whatever they want anymore. Here are a few I’ve come across. I’d love to hear what others are using too! DuckDuckGo: Great for simple, untracked searches Startpage: Delivers Google results without the profiling MyAllSearch: Clean interface with a focus on user privacy Brave Search: Strong privacy with its own independent index Qwant : GDPR-compliant, with servers based in Europe Yandex: Russian based search engine, has it's own crawler

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Anonymous 09/19/2025 (Fri) 21:04:20 No. 536066

>>535754 Duckduckgo works but is kinda shitty. Better than it was. I often still run into issues where I need to search on Google.

Anonymous 09/23/2025 (Tue) 14:07:40 No. 536340

>Yahoo I am forgotten...

Anonymous 09/23/2025 (Tue) 14:15:37 No. 536341

What is with this recent trend of bot threads? It's like a repeat of this thread: >>535386

Ella Katherine Anonymous 09/19/2025 (Fri) 16:26:31 No. 536055 [Reply]

eighteen year old Teeny ripe and ready for breeding with old men on mainstream porn shoots

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Anonymous 09/23/2025 (Tue) 00:07:32 No. 536288

>>536055 Too old. Sex is only good with children. >pedophiles will be banned LMAO! Pedophiles rule the world.

Anonymous 09/23/2025 (Tue) 09:01:04 No. 536323

>>536288 You're gonna get raped m8.

Anonymous 09/23/2025 (Tue) 10:05:24 No. 536325

>>536323 .....this

Dangerous but beautiful Aussie in power Anon 09/21/2025 (Sun) 08:51:19 No. 536163 [Reply]

Beautiful woman in power - commands and gives to us her beauty - what do ya think?

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Anonymous 09/22/2025 (Mon) 06:24:51 No. 536245

>>536239 Mean

I think it's this bitch - E-Karen, note the chain around her neck Anon 09/22/2025 (Mon) 09:45:30 No. 536252

Some woman in Ostralia trying to censor our boards - should spread this around!

You missed these Anonymous 09/23/2025 (Tue) 09:27:27 No. 536324

Ye this is E-Karen - high profile but we get to see her LOL - found these elsewhere.- exposed now.

Anonymous 09/22/2025 (Mon) 04:14:43 No. 536229 [Reply]

tengo muerta la vista y el cerebro,siento que todo me esta quemando

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Anonymous 09/23/2025 (Tue) 01:31:09 No. 536295

>>536229 I think OP is dead, based on what he wrote

Anonymous 09/23/2025 (Tue) 04:41:24 No. 536309

>>536295 Death is only the beggining.

Anonymous 09/23/2025 (Tue) 08:17:12 No. 536319

>>536309 I think I know the cause of death... or one of the symptoms that followed it: >dead vision >everything is burning must be photophobia >dead brain the sensory overload due to light sensitivity causes the brain to not function properly as long as there is light I think this is the type of condition that if left untreated could actually kill someone

Anonymous 09/22/2025 (Mon) 09:42:23 No. 536250 [Reply]

Is the War on Terror over? Who won?

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Anonymous 09/23/2025 (Tue) 02:11:09 No. 536298

>>536250 We, (US)(the terrorists) are still fighting it. The object is not to win, but to profit perpetually by continuing to fight it. 1984 (with shades of Brave New World and We)

Anonymous 09/23/2025 (Tue) 04:06:07 No. 536304

Technically no, but realistically yes. The terrorists won.

Anonymous 09/23/2025 (Tue) 04:25:21 No. 536307

>>536250 Given the amount of anxiety meds I'm on, I'm thinking the terror won.

Anonymous 09/22/2025 (Mon) 13:59:12 No. 536268 [Reply]

Guys, what do I do? I'm getting married soon, and my friends are throwing a bachelor party, but I think it's going to be really tame. All my life I've dreamed of having one that's a wild testament to sin, and I think this is going to be more "middle school birthday party" than "wake up between the stripper and the goat" two of the guys planning this had lame bachelor parties, didn't even have any women there. Much less nudity. I'm afraid I'm in for more of that. But I don't want to seem ungrateful. What do I do?

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Anonymous 09/22/2025 (Mon) 16:43:29 No. 536275

>>536273 Convert to Islam. Start making friends at your local mosque.

Anonymous 09/22/2025 (Mon) 20:35:04 No. 536282

>>536268 >What do I do? Ask your soon-to-be wife

Anonymous 09/23/2025 (Tue) 04:09:42 No. 536306

it's not a party until you've snorted coke out of a black stripper's asshole

what do Anonymous 09/22/2025 (Mon) 08:39:15 No. 536249 [Reply]

i'm too much of a normalfag and yet i'm too abnormal for the normalfags and i'm very out of touch with my generations

Anonymous 09/22/2025 (Mon) 09:43:26 No. 536251

Have sex with grass or something idk.

Anonymous 09/22/2025 (Mon) 20:40:16 No. 536284

>>536249 I was like you in my youth. You need to embrace being abnormal and get weirder. The normalfaggots will never accept you, but we will. Rid yourself of the last vestiges of normalfaggotry

Anonymous 09/22/2025 (Mon) 20:41:40 No. 536285

>>536284 do not listen to this bastard once you become weird, when the new weird comes in, and you can see it for the massive faggotry it is, you become a massive faggot too, for not being able to indulge in it, and also getting mad at. normiepill yourself

Anonymous 09/21/2025 (Sun) 14:22:18 No. 536170 [Reply]

I don't geddit? Why don't you just fuck ugly trannies? That way you can have sex.

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Anonymous 09/22/2025 (Mon) 05:57:41 No. 536241

>>536235 >The average age of marriage back then was 19. What absolute twaddle. This is pure fantasy, just a number you picked at random. My hobby is genealogy, and I have researched my ancestry for well over a decade now. The overwhelming number of married couples were in their twenties, from the 1800s all the way back to the 1600s. Unless you count ragheads in the middle east marrying their underage cousins, there is no evidence to support your claim that the average age of marriage was 19. Stop lying to yourself and others.

Anonymous 09/22/2025 (Mon) 06:21:35 No. 536243

>>536241 how in their 20s? Early twenties or late 20s? Because to be clear we are now talking about men reaching the age of 35 have never had a serious girlfriend. And this is not a small number of men, this is this is the majority of them. Go back 10 years IIRC the number were 45% single, 15% virgin, which rang alarm bells. The was a whole spate of books on the subject. Now the numbers are MUCH worse and you want to pretend there's nothing wrong with the entire fighting age male population of the english speaking being full time gooners.

Anonymous 09/22/2025 (Mon) 06:25:13 No. 536246

Funny thing is a young girl can be knotted by dogs of that size.

Anonymous 09/21/2025 (Sun) 19:22:50 No. 536191 [Reply]

https://mintboard.org/

Anonymous 09/21/2025 (Sun) 20:06:31 No. 536192

We enjoy young

Anonymous 09/21/2025 (Sun) 21:26:40 No. 536196

>>536192 >>536191 Cool so you guys go over there

Anonymous 09/22/2025 (Mon) 04:55:30 No. 536234

>>536196 that's the pedo that keeps complaining about the board every time.

The Sharty discussion Anonymous 04/16/2025 (Wed) 08:07:05 No. 473225 [Reply] [Last]

In this thread let's discuss "the sharty." They are unironic "right wing satanic trannies." They are heavily associated with O9A, The com, 764, Remelia NFTs, and by extension Peter Thiel (CIA). >satanic trannies? CIA? random groups? Random groups are cells. Look up Badley Cadenhead, he's the poster child for these groups. Find vulnerable teens online, dox them, threaten to share nudes/sextapes/etc with their family/friends/employer, and continue the cycle of blackmail/abuse. Get them shilling on 4chan for you or helping groom others. >What does the sharty normally do online? The above. Pushing psyops on 4chan, handling people on discord, following people around online to keep tabs on them. >What does the sharty have to do with 4chan's hack? The sharty claims responsibility. They have also been shilling on altchans after 4chan was hacked. >Why has 4chan gotten so shitty recently? The sharty. They are the footsoldiers infiltrating the moderation teams. They are the ones implementing things like the 15 minute cooldown timer, selective moderation, using the website to advertise. >Why would the sharty ruin their own control mechanism? The easiest answer is the sharty didn't hack 4chan. Their purpose is to manipulate sentiment, spam, and psyop 4chan on behalf of their bosses. They wouldn't destroy their main control mechanism on purpose, unless they were retarded or tricked.

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Anonymous 09/01/2025 (Mon) 07:05:25 No. 534695

>>473225 >They are... trannies." Was literally banned from sharty for being trans.

Anonymous 09/03/2025 (Wed) 22:27:16 No. 534945

>>534695 Go back sharty tranny

Anonymous 09/21/2025 (Sun) 22:43:02 No. 536199

https://archive.today/20250827051320/https://www.soyjak.st/rules.html >You WILL NOT use this website if you are under the age of 16. >You WILL NOT post NSFW content unless the board's description starts with "18+". >>'cado and the 'slot are exempt from this rule. The soyteens raid artists because they draw hentai (and will sometimes accuse them of harming children). But their admins let users post porn on boards that minors are allowed to see.

Anonymous 08/10/2025 (Sun) 21:34:09 No. 533086 [Reply]

What kind of man are milfs attracted to?

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Anonymous 08/20/2025 (Wed) 00:01:54 No. 533658

>>533086 Old fat rich guys, ideally tall and hairy. Guys aren't supposed to look good.

Anonymous 09/21/2025 (Sun) 05:45:49 No. 536148

>>533086 Young guys. I had a few give me their address and phone number when I was younger and called them and went and had many good times. They're just horny older women who want to get laid.

Anonymous 09/21/2025 (Sun) 21:15:07 No. 536195

>>533087 FPBP All women are attention whores who will use every excuse under the sun to avoid having children until they've hit the wall at 30, then they will come crawling back and pretend to be all sad and lonely while saying that they're ready to settle down. The women chose to be feminist whores, and they got what they wanted: a child-free life.