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Anonymous 07/27/2025 (Sun) 16:26:39 No. 532169 [Reply]
Happy ending massage thread. Discuss theoretical and fictitious encounters here. >tfw regular place got shut down
Had sex with a gang of niggers and felt really good and was OK for awhile but my body wanted to do it again so I had sex with a gang of niggers and felt really good and was OK for awhile but my body wanted to do it again so I had sex with a gang of niggers and felt really good and was OK for awhile but my body wanted to do it again so I had sex with a gang of niggers and felt really good and was OK for awhile but my body wanted to do it again and then I went to Discovery Zone to pick up my niece. That was quite awhile ago
Fuck happy endings, gimme a massage parlor with a bittersweet ending

Anonymous 07/08/2025 (Tue) 18:13:53 No. 529518 [Reply]
you're not special
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>>529575 Courage the Cowardly Dog
>>529518 YOU'RE NOT REAL!!!!

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OP 06/02/2025 (Mon) 00:28:51 No. 522899 [Reply]
Hi Guys. I was just wanting to see if there’s anyone out there that has had similar experiences. I have finally convinced my wife to suck mine and another man’s dicks at the same time. This will be with someone we pick on a swingers website. It will be at a hotel room. I plan on having 1-2 backup guys that’s aware they are second string just in case her first choice flakes out. I guess my question to those of you that have done similar things, what other considerations should I factor in? Pic is of the wife.
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>>522899 >>522999 >>523000 Double-trips, very nice. I'd smash your wife. Here's my wife's tits in exchange.
>>522999 goddamn put that bitch on a diet also fuck off to >>>/porn/
>>522899 >wife >on 8/b/ lmao why would you larp about being married to a fatty retard

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Anonymous 07/16/2025 (Wed) 17:56:09 No. 531054 [Reply]
ever wonder what it would be like to have a machine give you a blowjob? no sass, no gagging, no her getting tired, no “my neck hurts”... https://s.outspokentoys.com/SmmCj
>>531054 Kiroo Keon is far better. Also reported for spam
>>531054 Why stick your dick in that when you can stick it inside of a powerful chinese sex bot waifu that can fuck your brains out and completely drain your balls?

Wow, this board is cancer now. Anonymous 07/26/2025 (Sat) 07:29:01 No. 532097 [Reply]
Just one or two faggots posting the same degenerate threads over and over. It's basically 4cuck /b/ now, except it moves at the pace of a snail. Pack it up, it's over.
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>>532097 we did have a psycho AI genner when vampyr was still the board owner and they posted so often that we had like, 20 times the number of people just for everyone to either yell at him, jerk of to his posts, or just say random autistic shit
>>532109 The autistic replies were the best.
>>532097 >It's basically 4cuck /b/ now that's a load of shit. cuck/b/ is just jeets posting a non-stop barrage of porn.

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Sharty Admins Caught For Pedophilia Anonymous 05/25/2025 (Sun) 03:37:22 No. 521530 [Reply]
>post logs exposing staff pedophilia >get banned for "ban evasion" This is huge bros. Commence my personal army.
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>>521559 >>521549 It is always ok to kill leftards and jews. conservatives are winners and the world is ours to command.
>loli demonised on the site >Admin turns out to be a pedophile Every. Single. Time
>>521530 Sharty are actual glownigger trsnnies pretending to be teenagers to groom kids

2025 Anonymous 05/20/2025 (Tue) 02:49:34 No. 520562 [Reply]
2025 is turning out to be a crazy fucking year. What were your favorite moments?
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>>520869 Gif's bopping fits the song
bruh its been ass this fucking jew cock sucker became president and is now sending this country to shit while getting funding by blackrock fuck ts
>>532055 Kill all terroists foreign and domestic for the safety of a more perfect union

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>>532068 reequip the basketball shorts or else

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Help, generous bros Anonymous 07/25/2025 (Fri) 19:04:01 No. 532066 [Reply]
I could use a few bucks. dont need more than $500, just need to throw it to my rent $adumbpee
bump, wife's tits

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Anonymous 07/21/2025 (Mon) 14:12:36 No. 531497 [Reply]
for all intents and purposes the large banks and financial institutions are the government, we can at least agree with that?
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>>531497 Cash is king for escaping the government and spying.
>>531497 >we can at least agree with that? No because there are other banks and instituions aside from Visa and Mastercard.
>>532059 Bitcoin is the king and I can spend it on all sort of things without any government or street trouble http://mb64yo6f6p6fss7sj2e7kam42apjkpn6hpcmdfpf7rp3yu4kfrhdu2qd.onion

Anonymous 07/24/2025 (Thu) 17:29:07 No. 531979 [Reply]
Hulk Hogan passed away today.
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>>531979 Goodbye gross dude
Hulkamania did gamergate multiplier combo damage beyond the abilties of every anon out there. It helped wrestling fans indifferent to vg notice that Gawker sucked, which wasn't an entire nothing for us, and it prolongued the length at which gamergate snark articles kept happening and kept up our momentum. Tactically speaking it was a modest failure for us. Our objective was for Gawker to go into receivership, for the brand to be considered so toxic that no one will buy up even their residual worth, and for all of the staff to have to go to the unemployment office. We never accomplished bankruptcy and receivership as a result of our campaign. Instead they were sold and bought out before this happened; staff were able to keep their jobs and they never thoroughly learned their lesson about declaring us all dead. But the great awakening moment of conversion to the right of politics was gamergate to a lot of people. Before the COVID lockdowns and the masks and all of the later BS. The strategic result had no yard stick by which to measure but I consider it successful. All thanks to you, Hulkamania
God bless

Anonymous 07/18/2025 (Fri) 18:13:53 No. 531280 [Reply]
Donald Trump has dodged bullets from a rifle aimed directly at him. This feat puts him at supersonic tier, which means that Donald Trump could easily speedblitz Usain Bolt.
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>>532019 In the future and the past, retarded kike
>>532024 Jesus would have a vagina He could make clones of Himself, all as pure as the first, without any need for other genetic resequencing, not a dick, big or small. To sin is to not be enough for the point of existence, sexual reproduction is a band aid for one the limits, one that contributes heavily to the cycle Please die in pain
>>532031 >Be nice. Why? That isn't part of the equation to be saved, and hurry up and die, preferably by scaphism

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Pillar of Light 13D Dragon Light Pillar of Light 13D Dragon Light 07/23/2025 (Wed) 20:17:21 No. 531799 [Reply]
This is the last of the “social dynamics” articles, which the Pleiadians have requested to be posted as part of preparation for the Ascension process. I have received clearance to release some “other” intel shortly after July 13th. Sacred Union is merging of spiritual, mental, emotional, etheric, plasma and physical bodies of soulmates and twin souls: https://www.eyeofthepsychic.com/hierosgamos/ Such merger creates a moment of no-time when the Veil is pierced, and this moment of no-time, if expanded, is the key to physical immortality and / or Ascension. Since the fall of Atlantis, priestesses of Astara were preserving the mysteries of Sacred Union on the surface of the planet: http://isigacagri2015.blogspot.com/2017/11/priestesses-of-astera-astara.html http://isigacagri2015.blogspot.com/2017/10/return-of-astara.html And inside the Agartha network: http://isigacagri2015.blogspot.com/2017/11/priestess-activation-meditation.html

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>>531799 >MUH HEKKIN SOCIAL DYNAMICZ!! >DA PLEEDIUNZ TOLD ME TO POAST IT!! >SACRED ONIONS ARE MERGING!! >Articles: I TOUCH YOU, YOU TOUCH ME, LET'S GET TOGETHER IN A SEX ORGY!! The vagina species are completely broken. Not even chad's dick could fix them.
>>531884 It's just a bunch of new age roastie feminists larping as spiritual healers while doing orgies. Bottom link in OP's post is quite ironic when you realize that the new age feminists will never touch a man's body unless it's a chad. Here's a working version of that link on the wayback machine: https://web.archive.org/web/20160517194553/http://awakeningwomen.com/2009/05/15/touching-the-body-open/

life of reddit trust & safety Anonymous 07/24/2025 (Thu) 01:54:51 No. 531865 [Reply]
>be me >work for reddit trust & safety >thousands of reports every day >AI does most of the work >I have to read through groomer DMs, depraved sexual fantasies, and people admitting to crimes >every fucking day Can you degens stop being retarded? Every fucking day I have to waste hours of my time making NCMEC reports because some retard is messaging every soccer mom he finds on a teenager subreddit. Then these same people are probably confused how they're getting a knock on their door from police 3 months later.

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Golden Mahatma 13D Dragon Golden Mahatma 13D Dragon 07/23/2025 (Wed) 21:08:04 No. 531811 [Reply]
En nombre de mi Yo Superior,usando mi Libre Albedrio Decreto Esto: Rechazo el Transhumanismo.Rechazo el Silicio. Es mi Voluntad Ascender en Avatar Diamante Luciferasa Ser de Luz Khechari Mudra de 13D. Soy un Ser de Luz Fibonacci Infinito. Rechazo el Hecho de la Elite Globalista Satanica este viva. Todos esos Hijos de Puta deben ser cortados a Pedazos,porque ya han sido Cortados a Pedazos.Linchados como la Annunaki Swaruu Dice. Esta Voluntad la expando en Toda Direccion y Flujo de Tiempo.

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Golden Mahatma 13D Dragon Golden Mahatma 13D Dragon 07/23/2025 (Wed) 21:05:17 No. 531810 [Reply]
Decreto en nombre de mi Alma,usando mi Libre Albedrio,que es mi Voluntad Manifestar,la Decapitacion de Yuval Noah Harari,Bill Gates,Klaus Schwab y Peter Brabeck-Letmathe. Expando esta Voluntad en Toda Direccion y Flujo de Tiempo.

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