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LIVE FAST EAT ASS Anonymous 11/11/2024 (Mon) 09:41:44 No. 464839 [Reply] >>464852
LIVE FAST EAT ASS
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>>464839 >Live fast No.
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>>464852 LIVE SLOW TIME TO GO

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Anonymous 11/13/2024 (Wed) 01:07:39 No. 464907 [Reply]
How do I get one of those do-nothing management jobs where I live in a sterile NYC skyloft, go to a bunch of fancy fundraiser parties and fuck secretaries?
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>>464910 Also this most likely
How to become friends with a hiring manager as a broke autist in a dead end job?
>>464913 orchestrate him almost dying and save him

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Anonymous 11/09/2024 (Sat) 01:03:57 No. 464754 [Reply] >>464776 >>464872
Roses are red. Violets are blue. I just lost the game. And now you did too.
>>464754 You make one more thread with that damned dog OP and I'm going to delete all but the original.
>>464776 this one and the "what actually is oatmeal" one were me, i did not make the missing boards one but it is where i got the image from because i thought it looked funny
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Anonymous 11/09/2024 (Sat) 08:24:55 No. 464773 [Reply] >>464843 >>464869
You do not hate 4cuck enough.
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>>464773 Sure I do.
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>>464842 I believe that. That shit happened a lot back in the day. I only saved my data, because I had it all transferred to DVD-Rs.
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>>464773 >You do not hate 4cuck enough. I don't hate them at all. I'd have to actually care what those neoredditors are up to in order to feel anything towards them.

Anonymous 11/06/2024 (Wed) 04:22:16 No. 464665 [Reply] >>464868
I have decided to do the unthinkable. Per Donald Trump's victory, I have decided to ACTUALLY COMMISSION NEW COMMIECAT OC. I shall commission artwork of commiecat wearing a MAGA hat, as all commiecats are True American Patriots.
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>>464706 I think coco's commissions are closed, but there is a commission sheet. I wouldn't say it's cheap, but you would get high quality big titty art.
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I've always craved the Old Guard's approval and recognition, but it was never to be. That is fine, because I learned to walk my own road. I don't need the Old Guard.
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>>464665 >MAGAcat ... You promise?

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EAL NVQ L1 Diploma in Performing Manufacturing Operations Anonymous 10/29/2024 (Tue) 19:57:43 No. 464465 [Reply]
I've been looking into getting training in machining but it looks like that the courses available are for those already working in the field and like to know if you can only do those courses while employed or if there's any courses in machining where you don't need to be working in that field already?
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>>464476 WTF did this have to do with the thread's subject matter?
>>464488 machining my balls into your mouth
Yo

Anonymous 11/09/2024 (Sat) 16:46:03 No. 464784 [Reply]
>drink a cup of coffee >mind feels screwy and wiry >can't handle caffeine
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I've also noticed eating green grapes gives me very lucid dreams.

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Rishi Cyborg Pack lore Anonymous 11/09/2024 (Sat) 15:00:39 No. 464780 [Reply]
Rishi Cyborg Pack was a loyal soldier to great Yaqub. While an early member of the brown race and with a masters degree in politics, his austerity in life worked so well that before death, he travelled to modern day Turkey and implanted his body with soylent nitrate powered mechanical parts for life extention and soylent surveilance. With this new gained power though, he slowly became corrupted and eventually revolted against the Europoid creations but was sent into hiding by Yaqubs forces into the furthest reaches of the world. He is a master of Deception, Austerity and Soy

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Anonymous 11/08/2024 (Fri) 02:28:32 No. 464722 [Reply] >>464723
Rishi Cyborg Pack
>>464722 The internet something guy?
It's 9 11 in educated countries

Anonymous 09/27/2024 (Fri) 17:22:49 No. 463420 [Reply]
#StandWithEricAdams He a good boy. He dindu nuffin wrong.
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This is almost nostalgic.

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no really what the fuck is it.
>>464749 oatmeal is moateal eal is ale oatmeal is moat ale

Pancakes w/ Grace Anonymous 11/08/2024 (Fri) 08:30:25 No. 464728 [Reply]
How do you like your pancakes, anon? They're the best in ball form, tbh.
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Tower form

Anonymous 06/21/2024 (Fri) 15:20:24 No. 460299 [Reply] >>464731
Why do we get so many of these normalfag threads about random IRL girls? There's >>457042 >>459805 >>459566 >>459333 >>458097 >>457662 >>453363 >>457298 and probably others, I didn't scroll down all the way. This shit is strange, this entire board is strange. It doesn't feel like 8chan at all, it's got massive boomer energy and people making posting faux pas you don't usually see like namefagging, and writing in the subject line outside an OP. Where do these guys even come?
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>>464701 Watch the tude dude, homo
>>464727 You watch them toes, or they might get sucked, faggot.
>>460299 Because people aren't killing enough simps and parasites/women.

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boards missing since the site remake Anonymous 11/07/2024 (Thu) 21:07:51 No. 464709 [Reply] >>464721
theres quite a few boards missing from here, most notably for me is the /in/ board (incest) what are the chances of some of those boards (hopefully /in/) coming back
>>464709 Nigger, where the fuck do you think you are? This isn't a site remake. This is a whole new site. The site remake where they refused to bring back bad goy boards was 8kunt. This is the largest, sturdiest, remaining splinter site from the fallout of that disaster. If you want a board that doesn't exist, make an account and make it. The meta board here is >>>/site/ for more info. And if you're some weak willed faggot that fled to cuckchan, when 8chan was killed, I suggest you not brag about your supreme act of retardation.

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Anonymous 10/27/2024 (Sun) 17:36:06 No. 464404 [Reply] [Last]
Where exactly are we, as a species, headed? Bums me out when I think about it.
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>>464619 or at disposition for miscegenation propaganda, thus getting those genes out of the white phenotype
>>464577 heyyy hey hey sshhh bb lemme sniff
>>464617 >By this logic, they never should have come to exist in the numbers they now have first place. Natural selection means those fit for the current environment get to reproduce. Outgroup preference was beneficial at one point in time, when a "foreigner" was a Frenchman in England. Not anymore. Now it's Haitians mass migrating (aka riding buses paid for by jews) into Maine and Vermont. The environment changed. There used to be giant insects when the environment had more oxygen millions of years ago. But you would look at todays environment and say "therefore no giant insects could have ever existed!"

Anonymous 08/18/2024 (Sun) 18:30:43 No. 462228 [Reply]
>finally get done doing my necessities in the bathroom >decide to go back to the dining room since I got visits >my sister and her husband are watching anniemoo on the main tv, next to my 60yo dad >feel ashamed, decide to go back to "my bathroom" normalfags don't get the idea of being ashamed of anything now do they?
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>>464371 >Are you seeing them as just an inheritance at this point? No. A constant source of worry and aggravation. I don't expect to see much money by the time they pass, and I'm okay with that, but my ulcers have ulcers from trying to make them happy while keeping them from doing stupid things. Their judgement is shot to hell. >Are your parents on the spectrum? Mom for sure, possibly dad, but what they mostly suffer from is being boomers who think they know everything and that my brother and I are incompetent except as their personal serfs. >They could crack 100, or die at 85. Many factors at play here. They might make 100, but I won't (not that I want to). My brother and I have both discussed how taking care of them is prematurely aging us. It's like they're surviving on our lifeforce. >Take care anon, try and be a bit more positive. God bless you, anon. I'll try. There's a tiktok out there of some asian Gen Z faggot saying "Why are we letting Gen X off the hook?", which is usually followed by vids of Gen Xers telling him to get fucked and leave us alone. If anyone is wondering, the reason Gen X is off the hook is because we were the first to be fucked over by the Boomers, who refused to let us have even a taste of power. Instead of standing aside and letting us have our shot, the Boomer fucks have maintained a death grip on everything until now, finally, they're starting to die off... just to leave everything for the millennials and zoomers to try and fix. They left us to raise ourselves, never really taught us how to do things, and now they suck us dry in their dotage while our kids and grandkids are trying to figure out how to not live in a pod and eat ze bugs. We may all know individual Boomers and love them, but Boomers as a whole are a cancer on humanity.
>>464342 Not to belittle your situation, because it's frankly very relatable, but at least you got further than a lot of us. Most of the people on this board probably feel similarly, only they don't have kids, or a wife, or even a place to live that isn't their parents' house. I understand your point that these things feel like hollow victories, but well... it could easily be worse. You were at the cutting edge of society falling apart. At least you weren't born even later into the decline.
>>462235 there’s plenty ‘dad anime’, but usually it’s not seasonal shit. I’m sure older gen xers know nothing about JJBA, but would be into the OVA.

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