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Anonymous 08/30/2025 (Sat) 19:17:16 No. 534584 [Reply]

top secret chatting places: deek dot chat wokecat dot com

Anonymous 08/31/2025 (Sun) 07:41:58 No. 534630

Both those chats are weak and lame

Uk girls Anonymous 08/29/2025 (Fri) 05:12:34 No. 534370 [Reply]

Uk buds and jerk thread Post ur girls u want 2 b recognised > i desperately want Rosie 2 b recognised > if u know Rosie add > disc: cum4rosie2 > Telegram: @cum4rosie t.me/rosiecumproject

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Anonymous 08/31/2025 (Sun) 02:21:35 No. 534618

>>534506 Yeah what anon said. I can feel myself being drained by those empty whore eyes though the screen.

Anonymous 08/31/2025 (Sun) 02:49:23 No. 534624

Clintonciding yeah English ok rape a kid in her butthole but save... nah you can get the same stimulation but she won't get preg

Anonymous 08/31/2025 (Sun) 06:55:11 No. 534628

>>534370 lamo wtf even is this? who tf even uses telegram? anything that requires a phone is insecure af also shes cute tho she reminds me of a chubby girl that i had a crush on in high school

Hentai Roy 08/24/2025 (Sun) 06:40:51 No. 534115 [Reply]

Just chilling

Anonymous 08/30/2025 (Sat) 21:31:45 No. 534597

>>534115 Did the corps ever get around to sending people to go find the people that get taken?

Anonymous 08/30/2025 (Sat) 21:46:42 No. 534598

(23.76 KB 64x46 Wario making out with a bomb apng.png)

>WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

Help me to die 08/26/2025 (Tue) 08:27:54 No. 534229 [Reply]

I will be very straight forward with this I'm looking for some suicide methods, alternatives to classic methods of shooting yourself, hanging or shit like that >bruh just shoot yourself in the head This is not murica, guns don't come in the cereal boxes, get a gun it's really hard Please help me, I'm desperate for killing myself and I don't know how to do it but everyday life is more and more unbearable, please help me to end my suffering.

Anonymous 08/26/2025 (Tue) 10:01:58 No. 534233

OP could have been born an African man whose HIV/AIDS is 8x the base rate. OP could have been born a homosexual man whose HIV/AIDS is 16x the base rate. OP could have been born a homosexual man whose rate of pedophilia is 7 in every 10 cases. Instead OP wants to kill himself. He will never be as good of a bug spreading pedophile as the rest of the world. Couldn't even take a banker or an insurance broker with him. He has to die RIGHT NOW. What a fag. Do better OP

Anonymous 08/26/2025 (Tue) 13:53:35 No. 534236

>>534229 Make a bunch of explosives and go boom in the middle of the street. Try not to hurt any innocent bystanders. Bonus points for shouting an ebin maymay before you die. >but that would be illegal! Who fucking cares if you're dead nigger? I'm sure you could get the supplies and pull it off before whatever your country's version of the FBI gets off their asses to arrest you. Making your own guillotine would also be pretty neat.

Anonymous 08/30/2025 (Sat) 19:08:51 No. 534582

The best way to kill yourself is to live each day as if it were your last because someday it will be.

Eggman Evil Cookies Anonymous 08/22/2025 (Fri) 15:58:07 No. 533955 [Reply]

EGGMAN EVIL COOKIES RECIPE INGREDIENTS ¾ cup (115 g) macadamia nuts 2 ½ cups (372 g) all-purpose flour 3 cups (300 g) old-fashioned rolled oats 2 teaspoons (8 g) baking powder 1 teaspoon (4 g) kosher salt 1 cup (224 g) unsalted butter, room temperature ½ cup (90 g) light brown sugar 1 cup (230 g) sugar ⅓ cup (105 g) maple syrup 1 egg 2 tablespoons (30 ml) milk 1 teaspoon (5 ml) vanilla paste 1 cup (180 g) dark chocolate chips 1 cup (180 g) chocolate-covered raisins

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Anonymous 08/22/2025 (Fri) 16:35:27 No. 533971

Fuck you that's Dr. Robotnik

Anonymous 08/30/2025 (Sat) 18:52:09 No. 534581

WHERE'S THE MOUSTACHE HAIR YOU FAT FUCK?!

Anonymous 10/15/2025 (Wed) 20:32:22 No. 537577

>>533964 >>533965

mini /ck/ Anonymous 07/15/2025 (Tue) 02:34:20 No. 530869 [Reply]

Talk about what you're eating or want to eat, drink, or cook. C'mon, share a pic.

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Anonymous 08/22/2025 (Fri) 16:16:42 No. 533965

Anonymous 08/30/2025 (Sat) 18:50:16 No. 534580

>>533954 >>533965 >forgetting the moustache hair Dave the Intern tier, NGMI

Anonymous 10/15/2025 (Wed) 20:32:43 No. 537579

>>533965 >>533964

Why didn't Hitler focus on the pajeets? Anonymous 08/30/2025 (Sat) 18:02:57 No. 534578 [Reply]

Ashkenazi Jews are our friends, they are blonde and blue-eyed like us. The problem should be the pajeets, they are a biological weapon spreading to the whole world. They are a 1 Billion population. Hitler should have focused on the pajeets and gypsies, not on the Jews and Slavs.

Anonymous 06/25/2025 (Wed) 05:52:33 No. 526775 [Reply]

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY

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Anonymous 08/30/2025 (Sat) 06:58:06 No. 534509

>>534445 you're gonna get raped so hard lmao

Anonymous 08/30/2025 (Sat) 08:19:06 No. 534510

I'VE GOT SOMETHINNA SAY!

Anonymous 08/30/2025 (Sat) 08:40:24 No. 534513

>>527111 I love you tho https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y83ZyFMM_68

I'm feeling sad Anonymous 08/29/2025 (Fri) 11:34:50 No. 534389 [Reply]

If Hitler won the war, today everybody would be white, blonde, blue-eyed, and happy. This is sad, I wish I were born with those traits. Fucking Allies, everybody would live happily if Hitler won.

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Anonymous 08/29/2025 (Fri) 19:35:46 No. 534416

Child love is really something.

Anonymous 08/30/2025 (Sat) 02:22:55 No. 534477

>>534389 That isn't how that would work

Anonymous 08/30/2025 (Sat) 03:14:25 No. 534492

>>534407 Suck start a shotgun MAPnigger.

Anonymous 08/29/2025 (Fri) 07:37:50 No. 534380 [Reply]

Alunya gets PONKED

Anonymous 08/29/2025 (Fri) 08:36:38 No. 534381

>strap-on

Anonymous 08/30/2025 (Sat) 00:25:23 No. 534460

Anonymous 08/29/2025 (Fri) 05:35:26 No. 534377 [Reply]

Anonymous 08/29/2025 (Fri) 16:12:29 No. 534408

Ur right. Naked little girls look very cute and if you tell them that they will more likely thank you.

i love the youth of america memephiblio 08/29/2025 (Fri) 05:54:38 No. 534378 [Reply]

i want to put boobies on all the rappers

Anonymous 05/23/2025 (Fri) 16:21:19 No. 521136 [Reply]

There's nothing wrong with being a whore

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Anonymous 07/23/2025 (Wed) 21:03:44 No. 531808

>>531796 then why isn't she invisible

Anonymous 07/24/2025 (Thu) 04:48:05 No. 531888

>>531808 because it takes four cups just to cover the nose

Makise Kurisu 08/29/2025 (Fri) 05:22:50 No. 534375

Look anon whores are a quick fuck and dump thats it. Unless you are a mad scientist like my self I prefer to focus on science and mathematics. I dont have time for cock or vagene.

Anonymous 05/27/2025 (Tue) 20:07:46 No. 522049 [Reply]

I do drugs so I can work more so I can do more drugs so I can work more so I can do more drugs so I can work more so I can do more drugs so I can work more so I can do more drugs so I can work more so I can do more drugs so I can work more so I can do more drugs so I can work more so I can do more drugs so I can work more so I can do more drugs so I can work more so I can do more drugs so I can work more so I can do more drugs so I can work more so I can do more drugs so I can work more so I can do more drugs so I can work more so I can do more drugs so I can work more so I can do more drugs so I can work more

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Anonymous 07/17/2025 (Thu) 22:58:03 No. 531219

I work so I can pay rent so I can work to pay rent, to work, to rent, work, rent

Anonymous 07/18/2025 (Fri) 01:30:10 No. 531227

>>531217 >some people who can have a mix of waging for a while and have the occasional break with NEETdom at their call, that would be ideal. This is me. I work freelance on feature films. So I get hired to work on a movie, paid extremely well for 3-6 months, and then I'm off for as long as I want. Then I just get another gig when I get the itch. I don't think this industry will be reliable for much longer, but for the past 20 years or so it's been a great situation for me.

Makise Kurisu 08/29/2025 (Fri) 05:15:55 No. 534372

>>522075 I agree anon, but as of right your mission is to spread 8chan on titktok and facebook so the board can be filled of brain dead retards, so this place doesn’t die.

Anonymous 05/05/2025 (Mon) 02:48:36 No. 515612 [Reply]

Should I create a tiktok account and promote 8chan?

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Anonymous 05/13/2025 (Tue) 14:38:59 No. 518885

>>515612

Anonymous 06/27/2025 (Fri) 09:29:51 No. 527213

>>515612 promote it on 4chan instead

Makise Kurisu 08/29/2025 (Fri) 05:13:46 No. 534371

Yes please do thats a fucking order we need more of these braindead idiots on here to spice things up a lot. So total nigger death ok!

I have a crush on a tiktok theyfab girl Anonymous 06/22/2025 (Sun) 13:09:43 No. 526481 [Reply]

Do I have a chance with her as a 6/10 ltn male?

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Anonymous 06/29/2025 (Sun) 11:55:56 No. 527655

The tomboy genocide was the worst genocide in history.

Anonymous 06/30/2025 (Mon) 00:47:23 No. 527806

>>526772 >Whiny, atention whore, narcissistic pieces of shit. Every single one of them. I won't argue that this isn't the case for some, especially the terminally online ones. In my experience, however, it's usually a combination of being molested and growing up with a culturally very narrow range of what is considered "acceptable" female behavior. They hit puberty and grow tits and freak out because they don't want to be a pretty princess/homecoming queen/sorority girl and instead take testosterone because "being a boy" is the only alternative in their sheltered worldviews. Trying to raise a daughter to become a tradwife is literally what causes this. If you don't want your daughter to turn out this way, the solution is unironically to let her do boy things and know that it doesn't make her any less of a girl. She'll grow out of it later.

Makise Kurisu 08/29/2025 (Fri) 04:56:19 No. 534366

Yes fuck and dump once you’re done with her