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annon 10/22/2025 (Wed) 22:05:37 No. 537845 [Reply]
>"only men are on the internet!!1!!!1!!1!! wahhhhh i still follow the rules of the internet wahhhh1!!1111!!!!11!!! 8chan is a boogyman website wahahHAWawhwh!!!!11!!!" WRONG, trannys are larping as men on 8chan, jew.
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>transvestites You mean child rapists degenerate.

My "parents" stole me as an infant Anonymous 07/28/2025 (Mon) 22:04:25 No. 532233 [Reply]
My legal name is Justin Anderson. My "parents" were Lloyd Melvin Anderson & Virginia Anderson of Moores Hill IN, both now deceased. The truth is, their son died during childbirth on Sep 14, 1980. I was kidnapped from my birth parents & they raised me as a replacement. They treated me like shit my entire life due to it. Lloyd was a college dropout & an Air Force washout who drank & smoked pot, working at deadend chemical plant jibs & he molested his own daughter, but nothing I ever did was good enough for the cocksucker. Virginia is from a massive clan of dumb inbred rednecks k own as the Barretts, a bunch of rrtards who worship god, thi k Trump is jesus & are as dumb as rocks. Ihave a high IQ & hate country music because I have superior human DNA, all the Barretts have inferior subhuman redneck Republican pig DNA. The majority of the f7ckhead Barretts k ow what happened, thAt I was never their kin & hated me. Just as well, I always hated those shitstains & will until the day I die. Virginia fucked me over by signing her property over to Dillsboro IN resident Timothy Hampton atainst my wishes, who proceeded to throw me out of MY house, steal MY belongings & kill MY pets because I am not an inbred MAGA freak. Virginia used me as slave labor in her house then tossed me aside for some 600-pound beach ball with no brain. The fat fuck even threatened to "stomp a mud hole" in me(as if that landwwhsle inbred motherficker was capable) & his Klsn brother/thief Vincent threatened to shoot me in the head, then those hick faghots had the balls to tell the police I threatened them. The Baretts also have Jew blood- Brenda Jane Baker us a hook nose ugly bitch & the family are all dishonest, criminals & they protect pedophiles(they know Lloyd is a molester). Just like that kike Trump, who they all worship. White people are fucking garbage & I gave myself to Satan in response for them cheating me. The day I die I will go to the glory of Satan & serve him. I have cancer yet I live on in squalor & suffering because god sends his wordhippers to pumish me, well we will see how long I suffer. I am done suffering. Satan calls ne to destroy those who worship God. Satan calls me to glory. Report me, I fucking dare you cowardly white shits. It's a shame I will never know my real parents, I bet they were good people with strong liberal morals. I havd known for years I was never kin to those deranged shits, my "mother" not even knowing my boood type was a big sign. The "sister" I grew up eith, Amanda, is a dumb, violent gorilla, a giant piece of redneck shit.
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>>532233 >>532236 Damn, dude, nice shitpost. 8/10
>justin anderson >i h8 ypepo >I was never their kin tbh I know where all those places are and some Barrettโ€™s in northern indiana. you type like a meth head or some other deranged nigger. op either is on that anhydrous dope from the corn fields or trolling. gj tho fam thats the first tl;dr ive read in years
7658258349 Ask Janet Mays why she lets her 2 sons abuse her granddaughters. Ask her why Brooke was writing letters saying her father treated her so poorly that she wanted to die, yet all the dumbfuck Barretts would do was gossip about it without involving CPS. Ask her why they are so unwilling to see a single Barrett get in legal trouble for the shit they do.

Cutting off a friend Anonymous 10/20/2025 (Mon) 22:25:40 No. 537782 [Reply]
I was cut off by a long time friend of mine. We were friends since grade school and basically brothers. But once he moved to the city he refused to respond to anyone but me for a long while, to the point where our other friends kept asking me >Hey what's up with Anon? Why won't he answer? And he never gave me a straight answer either. The only thing I got out of him was that he felt like a burden, which made no sense because he had a good paying job and people actively wanted to hang out with him. Eventually he started giving me the same treatment. He didn't respond to my birthday message to him so I decided to just drive to his house with a hand written note about how we are brothers without being related and how he's not a burden. Yes it felt a little gay but I didn't know what else to do. He answered the door and was surprised but not mad, I gave him the letter and left. Nothing changed though, I still don't know if he even read it. It's been over a year since we've spoken now and I decided there's no reason to keep thinking about it anymore so one day I just blocked his number and deleted him from everything. I didn't care if he changed his mind anymore, I wanted to be done with it. Though to be honest I still would like him around. He was one of the wittiest and most hilarious people I've ever met and we went through a lot together. But I guess sometimes you can never change someone's mind no matter how hard you try. Thanks for reading my blog post. Have any of you Anons gone through something similar? I'd like to read about it if so!
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>>537782 Wow I sound like your friend lol If he's like me, it probably started out of depression, putting off getting back to you until "tomorrow," but then a week goes by and you're in too far over your head and now it's too late and you've fucked it up and you can't just reply like nothing happened but you don't have a decent excuse except that you just suck and it's a weird thing you let go longer and longer and ah fuck
Imagine being such a faggot you have friends post high school or college. Friends are for kids growing up. As an adult you shed that shit. You move away and make a life. Anyone who still has "friends" beyond 24 years old is a loser.
>>537816 Based. A few hours ago, me and my troonfag brother got into another argument, but this time I fucking destroyed him so hard with the force of a thousand redpills, and now he's fucking scared of me lmao. He literally made his bluesky account private after that, but I already made an archive of his entire account page so that everyone can still see the evidence of his faggotry regardless of what he does.

Anonymous 04/23/2025 (Wed) 18:42:41 No. 500307 [Reply] [Last]
When did you realize you was trans?
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>>537549 This. Tween really.
>>533277 Fucking disgusting. There's no end to the tranny insanity until someone puts a bullet in the back of their skulls. Furtroons are no exception: https://gofile.io/d/i4Lccm
Spam me with goon fuel. Trans shit. (860) 345-8524 โ€ข (860) 346-0837 โ€ข (860) 529-5935 โ€ข (860) 301-9041 โ€ข (860) 345-8520

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Anonymous 10/22/2025 (Wed) 19:58:31 No. 537841 [Reply]
PORTUGUESE PEDO WILL MARRY IN OCT 25

Furry website help Jeet and Jew to spam on 4chan Anonymous 10/21/2025 (Tue) 01:40:16 No. 537795 [Reply]
One day a Furry dude create a website to spam his porn without getting caught by Jannies by creating a website that allow you to spam on 4chan indirectly where you can use the flag of your choice and with multiple IDs. This way Jannies won't realize it is the same person. And if 1 ID get's one then the website will automatically select another ID to post with. Jews and Jeets got hold of it and started to spam BBC and Zutt images. They were 10-15 guys at max who would use multiple IDs and flags to make it seem like 25+ anons are talking the same thing. To create the illusion of so many people are talking then it must be true. Or the other person feel overwhelmed trying to defend a point while 25+ people disagree with him. Considering that Jannies on 4chan are Trannies. They allowed it and didn't allow anyone to mention the site name. Which is owo dot vg, by the way. Hopefully, the Admin of this website catch up on it and take precaution before this happens to this website as well.
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Anonymous 10/19/2025 (Sun) 08:28:53 No. 537727 [Reply]
Was it misandry?
What?
Can you catch Toxoplasma Gondii from eating a catgirl's ass?

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My ex-Director bitch Stephen.Corns@sa.gov.au 10/19/2025 (Sun) 09:33:57 No. 537736 [Reply]
Payback time - she was Awsome, not fugly this Lyn Dean

Anonymous 10/18/2025 (Sat) 05:13:06 No. 537696 [Reply]
This board has become a fucking disgrace since Corgi took over
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Dude he might have a pretty decent dick...
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The gay and cringe CSS and MLP shit is atrocious, but the moderation is better now. It would be swell if the new main janny could leave his sick fetish stuff to himself, but what can you do?
>>537696 This is /b/ so you're not being very clear, it's always been shit.

This
Cute!

HELLO I'M NEW HERE :DD Anonymous 09/29/2025 (Mon) 02:53:49 No. 536734 [Reply]
this is my first post ever in 8chan :333 Please be kind with me look a this very funny meme ok guys i love you bye
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You're definitely the biggest faggot I ever saw in my entire life. Really, you and 4channers scumbags are the greatest pile of shit of the entire internet. Between you posting this crap and posting nothing at all I'll rather prefer you don't post a single shit. You're a pathetic attempt of user. I can bet you do not even have 11 years and you saw "how 4chan is f0r hyp3r 1337 h4x0r5" on Tik Tok so you've decided to post your shit here to tell your mumma "how cool you are after joining the online haxers of the internets". Stupid kid, kill yourself
>>536966 that was just too personal coming from 4chan, newfag?
who's newfagging who?

I FINALLY CAME Anonymous 10/17/2025 (Fri) 13:10:18 No. 537679 [Reply]
After nearly 29 years, I have just experienced an ejaculation while conscious. I had had wet dreams before, but never orgasmed while awake. I gave up on masturbation in my teens as I would always go flaccid and I'd get depressed and give up. Every once in a while, maybe once a year or two, I'd seriously attempt masturbation again. I had come to think it was some sort of mental complex, and I was thus incapable of just getting off normally. Today, I fucking did it. It took over 2 hours of jacking it. I almost went flaccid a ton of times, but I had lots of free time today and was super comfy in my bed, so I kept at it while thinking of Marin Kitagawa and tomboys. It wasn't as amazing as I had hoped, but it wasn't underwhelming either. It was worth it to do it at least once, but I don't think I can dedicate two hours to this very often and would have to buy some strong toys or something to speed it up.
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>29 >It took over 2 hours How am I supposed to react? Impressed? Afraid? Disgusted? t. first time at 23, lasted two minutes
>>537679 >It wasn't as amazing as I had hoped, but it wasn't underwhelming either This is accurate, and I've been jackin it daily since probably 3 years old, not kidding. Always chasing that dragon. OP, I'm guessing you don't do any drugs (lame). But if I'm wrong: have you tried smoking weed when you crank it? Curious how that affects things for you.
>>537679 > According to Ellis in My Life, his friends were much amused at his being considered an expert on sex. Some knew that he reportedly suffered from impotence until the age of 60, when he discovered that he could become aroused by the sight of a woman urinating. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Havelock_Ellis#Marriage https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=kitagawa_marin https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=tomboy

Anonymous 10/16/2025 (Thu) 01:59:30 No. 537596 [Reply]
Obese middle aged women need romantic partners so they can stop being my problem. Y'all need to man up on this one.
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>>537666 I would slut out your character in the bottom right with its crystal necklace wrapped around my palm as I long stroke that dragon hole with my pulsating uncut d1kk also czechโ€™d hail satin
>>537676 TMDWU
>>537676 >>537678 Lunamauth is straight, he doesn't do any of that gay shit. He's far too based and redpilled for this world compared to you foolish mortals who have chosen to dumb down your consciousness to abysmal levels. Sex isn't as simple as playing an IRL game of Mario Paint with your dick, you don't just go around and stick your flesh brush tool inside every hole and paint it with titanium white. Allow me to explain a bit more about Lunamauth's sexual preference and his sexuality in general: Lunamauth has a sexual preference for female humans only, which is quite shocking since you'd normally think a male luna draconian like him would be sexually attracted to a female luna draconian. He will only reproduce with the female humans who have not sold the integrity of their bodies to the corporate slave machine, because many of those females have unknowingly become infected with HIV/AIDS 2.0 when they took the covid vaccines in order to keep their jobs (Lunamauth knows that it passes from person to person through unprotected sex, and that it can destroy his immune system and kill him if he gets infected with it). Even if a female human seeks to settle with Lunamauth, he will most likely reject her the moment he senses an ounce of evil coming from within her. He has learned the hard way not to let any females exploit his love for free resources because of the female human who betrayed him in March 2025. Contrary to what many female humans believe, Lunamauth does not prioritize sex that involves penetration (intercourse). In fact, that's his lowest priority when it comes to sex, because unlike most of the global male human population, Lunamauth knows that sacred energy exchange (Sex) doesn't even require penetration at all in order to exchange sexual energies (penetration is entirely optional, and should only be used when both partners are ready to begin making a family). He knows that these energies are etheric (spiritual) in nature, and that semen is the physical manifestation of these etheric energies in the form of white gel. Lunamauth also knows that ejaculation takes a huge toll on his body's vitamins and resources, and that it even damages his spirit if it's done while watching porn instead of doing it together with a loving female human. Sexual satisfaction comes from the exchange of sexual energies between a male and a female, not from pumping and dumping like most of the idiot male humans do. Lunamauth's topmost priority is having sex without any form of penetration involved, while sexual intercourse is reserved for when a female human requests it. Female humans are genuinely fearful of unwanted pregnancies, and Lunamauth understands their fears, so he has come up with a much safer alternative to sexual intercourse that can both satisfy the exchanging of sexual energies between both partners and prevent unwanted pregnancies (building trust between both partners is still required, so it's not going to make it any easier for men to find a gf). Lunamauth will never touch and/or have sex with a female human until she asks him to do so first, and he won't know that the female human is in the mood for sex until the female human gives him enough confirmation through asking, flirting, or even outright touching him inappropriately (e.g. putting her hands on Lunamauth's dick and/or deeply kissing him on the lips). Lunamauth literally cannot resist receiving hugs, kisses, and being touched by female humans. This is because Lunamauth's creator has been hated and neglected by his own family throughout his entire life, and this in turn reflects in his creation. As a result, Lunamauth is incredibly sensitive to being touched by female humans, even just giving him a hug could cause him to become erect (and possibly leave him a bit embarrassed). This is Lunamauth's secret weakness, and not a single living being in the entirety of the omnidream even knows about it because the creator has done everything to ensure that it remains a secret. But now that Lunamauth has completed his entire journey in the dream creation trilogy, he's fine with letting the female humans know about his secret weakness so that they can have the opportunity to use this exploit for positive things like fully opening Lunamauth's heart chakra to connect with him on the deepest level, and instantly getting him into the mood for sex (literally sex on demand). Lunamauth is a based and redpilled knower just like me, and he lives in what's known as the omnidream creation (a cosmic dragon egg full of universes called dream creations), and it's all a reflection of my experiences both IRL and in the astral realm. Unlike the foolish mortals who pretend to be their creations and OCs through surgically ruining their bodies and wearing fursuits, I can be whoever and whatever I want to be in the spirit. I don't have to blow thousands of dollars in useless paper, metal, and digital numbers on permanent body modifications and costumes to be Lunamauth, my dream creation and I are one in the spirit. My human body may not be perfect, but that's part of the experience I chose to incarnate in, and I care not about the negative opinions that some female humans may have of my body. It is what it is. Setting aside all of the Lunamauth sex crap, picrel is a simple tutorial that I've created so that both anons and femanons can have some fun with doing a little trolling. You should try being creative for once instead of thinking about ramming your rod into every hole you come across. Also, in case you haven't noticed, take a look at the newly upgraded spoiler image that /b/ uses now. I made a really cool edit of the original spoiler pic because I was bored, and shared it with the board owner.

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Anonymous 09/22/2025 (Mon) 04:14:43 No. 536229 [Reply]
tengo muerta la vista y el cerebro,siento que todo me esta quemando
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>>536295 Death is only the beggining.
>>536309 I think I know the cause of death... or one of the symptoms that followed it: >dead vision >everything is burning must be photophobia >dead brain the sensory overload due to light sensitivity causes the brain to not function properly as long as there is light I think this is the type of condition that if left untreated could actually kill someone
>>536295 no hes not. hes been posting on 4chans s4s the entire time.

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Anonymous 10/17/2025 (Fri) 02:11:25 No. 537645 [Reply]
I love the potential future of youtube advertisements.
Yeah shit is funny as fuck. The ads have incredibly lax standards when it comes to sexual content. Still annoying though. If I get that one acorns ad with the nigger sitting on the camera at the start again I STG.
>>537645 Ok glowie

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Anonymous 10/09/2025 (Thu) 22:13:14 No. 537301 [Reply]
I'm 19. Do you think l'd be able to get a girlfriend? Pic rel is me.
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>>537649 >God gaves us the internet browser, satan gave us apps Not all apps are bad, you're just not looking hard enough: >qTox (shown in picrel) https://github.com/TokTok/qTox/releases/tag/v1.18.3 >Session https://getsession.org/download In the end, it all boils down to how much security you require for your situation, but in my opinion, using these two apps on Linux and/or Graphene OS is definitely good enough for the vast majority of normies if they're looking for a good level of privacy and security. There is an old school combination of software that uses OpenPGP and something else to chat, but I can't remember exactly what it was, but I do recall seeing it in a youtube video from SomeOrdinaryGamers (I don't remember exactly which one it was, but I do know it was a relatively recent video). Athough chatting using OpenPGP is a very secure, it's a really slow method, and it should only be used as a last resort if there's nothing else left.
>>537301 >>537302 Excluding the fact that I already recognize that faggot's face, several anons here are retards for actually believing that that man is somehow you considering how that's a selfie without a written timestamp.
>>537739 Doesn't matter. OP is a faggot.

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