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Anonymous 10/08/2024 (Tue) 23:45:59 No. 463776 [Reply]
the Internet is so boring now everybody is the same
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>>463776 Welcome to.the modern globalized world, courtesy of all the ZOGs. https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=qU57-eac9po
>>463776 Be the change you want to see in the world.

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Anonymous 08/30/2024 (Fri) 20:38:18 No. 462660 [Reply] [Last]
So... What do you think about 4chan? (informally known as cuckchan)
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>>464209 >It took him until 2024 to leave that shithole How's the battered wife syndrome feeling? I bet you'll be back there in a month.
>>464227 >implying I just come back a bit at /sp/ and the dump boards from time to time, the only worthy boards there at all. Also, Hotwheels is a traitor
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>>462894 What is the origin of the left image? Did he die? >>463368 >steakandcheese.com Man, what a throwback to a different era. Loved that place. Do websites like it (adult humor) even exist anymore? >>463496 Moot grew up and moved on. Sucks that he left and sold the site to people who don't give a shit about it, but I can understand not being burdened with running such a busy site after all the years of hassle it caused him. I'm sure he has fond memories, but that's all in the past now. I wonder if that fuck even watches anime anymore or lurks other chans. >>463558 Its crazy to me how flooded it is with porn addicted zoomers on their phones scrolling and spamming porn on /b/. Every other /b/ board I have visited on any other image board, English or not, has more interesting content going for it than the constant flow of porn and dumbass memes like Andy Sixx and that guy from pawn stars dying every day like on 4chans /b/. Sure other /b/s have porn, but it's no where near the main topic/focus. >>463559 In this age, who doesn't? zzz also uses it to (not pictured). >>464102

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What is your opinion on 8kun? Anonymous 09/06/2024 (Fri) 11:41:37 No. 462842 [Reply] [Last]
Sorry if this is off-topic. I'm just curious how 8chan and 8kun compare in terms of altchans and if there are any others you prefer.
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>>464091 Lol go ahead Actually don’t It would be a waste of time arguing with a larper and his little AI buddy
>>464099 LOL, pussy. Remember, it's not pedo if she's an eighty year-old elf or a thousand year-old dragon.
>>462844 >Then it died again when all the old files were purged, leaving dead boards full of dead images. When and why did that happen? I remember thinking at the time, even though the site was a ghost town, at least some boards still retained their archive of images, which was great because it's an image board. After those were lost, I feel like there is no point in keeping that place alive anymore. I see some places I used to roam, dead of people and images, and I want to weep for an era I didn't truly appreciate until it was long over and gone. >>463991 Thank you for your well written post, anon. I too was also on 8chan's original /co/ board alot and I loved the freedom it brought as the oppressive staff at the 4chan /co/ board really sucked the fun out of everything (and still do, nothings changed, likely got even worse, but people still use that place like battered housewives). I wish 8moe /co/ would be busier but it pretty dead, sadly.

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I didn't do shit. Anonymous 07/01/2024 (Mon) 18:41:38 No. 460474 [Reply]
Didn't post, request, or advertise anything. Would never even when blackout drunk break Global Rule 1. That's fucking retarded. Yet they keep denying my appeals, despite my insistence that I never did anything. Fuck that place anyway. It's nothing but catalogs full of ragebait bots, and nobody in charge is doing shit about it.
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4chan's /co/ board has some of the worst power tripping staff ever. And it's been that way for a bit over ten years at this point. No fun allowed. I believe when janitor applications open its mostly a sham, because it feels like it's the exact same people moderating, no one ever gets replaced. /v/ also has shitty staff at times. I truly miss the original 8chan /co/ board when it was active. It makes my blood boil that some stupid zoomer likely half my age is going to push me around and ban me for bullshit that isn't ban worthy. The site's moderation is a fucking joke at this point and has been for a long time. The rules system is old and archaic, and they do whatever they want because Hiro is basically gone at this point and I get the impression that rape-ape, for many boards, doesn't care what his minions do or don't do. It's a mess. And yet, all the English speaking traffic for image boards still gets funneled to 4chan, leaving altchans with scraps of people. I just got served a three day ban for talking about 8chan. I suspected I would get a ban for the post being a bit off topic to the board it was posted on, but no, I was 3-dayed for "Intentionally evading spam/post filters" because of changing the name of 8chan slighty so I could actually post my message. Ten fucking years later and you still can't say "8chan" on halfchan. Get over yourselves and move the fuck on, jesus chirst.
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>>464304 >4chan's /co/ board
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>>463959 >Roberto Benigni won an Oscar for making a comedy about the Holocaust while I get BANNED for making a funny joke about one guy doing a window dive. >subreddit Do you seriously think plebbit's trannyjannies would have let Benigni have the Oscar, either?

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Kek Anonymous 08/05/2023 (Sat) 17:37:31 No. 447953 [Reply]
>be russian >say you're going to save western civilization >You invade Ukraine, the last white country in Europe
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>>464272 At least they are actual Europeans.
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>>447953 It was good though. The jew invaders in Ukrayne were all either driven off or killed. Always kill jews.

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Advice (serious) YouTube.com/@thatoneguy8450 10/17/2024 (Thu) 08:33:21 No. 463973 [Reply]
Will it be weird to ask my grandmother to tutor me in how to talk to girls and kiss and stuff? I think she will be weirded out but we haven't even known each other till recently. Besides mothers and grandmother's kiss on the lips all the time I've seen it and had it done to me and it's not weird, and it's not sexual this time either I just want to get that xp before I move onto 3d women. Even just asking what girls like? Please help me make it not weird !! Will paying money make it more likely to go down?
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>>464220 >>464223 Also oldie has nothing to do with it, I don't know how to kiss, talk, or fuck. And I am more closer to my other female relatives. Maybe I should look for a prostitute? Idk. Or set up a booth and sign saying $20 for a kiss.
This is such a stupid idea. Look up a tutorial or ask an AI or something.
>>464225 > I don't know how to kiss, talk, or fuck. You think the rest of us busted our first conjoined nut with a perfect 10 across the board (except for the Russian judges, who grudgingly gave us an 8)? My first time in every single category was absolute shit. Girls understand, and if they don't, then they are worthless creatures undeserving of your time. If they're experienced, they'll help you out to get better, and if they're also virgins, you'll get better together. You don't need to shame yourself and your entire family with such a stunarse plan.

Anonymous 10/25/2024 (Fri) 16:31:14 No. 464284 [Reply]
What exactly is this, like, squinty, puffy nosed, thin lipped, angle-y look women get when they turn into morbidly obese hogs? It's like they all end up looking like the same person. Is it just all that fat packed in there, or does it hint at some generic predisposition that also includes a particular look to the face?
Very likely genetic defects. Which is great because it makes it easier to create gene viruses to kill them all.
>>464284 I think it's more like how most babies look the same until they consume their babyfat. When there's that much adipose pushing out their skin, they become identical balloon creatures.

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Anonymous 10/25/2024 (Fri) 15:58:45 No. 464282 [Reply]
"You live like this and call it bravery? Should I skin myself to be beat you in your 'bravery?'. "Prepare not my friends if we do not prepare people shall think us as brave!" Null think such, you will be known a dead corpse without a hard hat." -Vondle the Dwarf
>ever caring about fiction Retard.

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Anonymous 10/23/2024 (Wed) 18:01:15 No. 464199 [Reply]
>1920: alcohol is banned in the US >1929: economic depression of historic proportions hits the US >1933: alcohol ban is lifted >economic recovery begins Really makes you think, huh?
>>464199 it was past the 1800s no good ideas could be had after that point in time
The important thing is to kill jews.
>>464199 Economy boomed in the 1920s. And the great depression was prolonged by FDR's policies, lasting until the US entered WW2.

Detectiving Anonymous 10/23/2024 (Wed) 07:46:50 No. 464190 [Reply]
At midnight all the agents and superhuman crew, go out and round up everyone who knows more than they do.
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dahmer blood center 10/23/2024 (Wed) 03:15:53 No. 464183 [Reply]
this is where he worked. still open. wanna give some plasma?
>>464183 He worked at a chocolate factory dingus.

Anonymous 10/22/2024 (Tue) 02:00:33 No. 464157 [Reply]
>sir, we're preparing for landing. Could you plea... SIR, please put up your table and return... SIR? SIR. Please return your seat to the upright position in preparation for landing thank you. Every. God. Damned. Flight.
Incite niggers to kill jews.

Important shit 10/22/2024 (Tue) 06:43:50 No. 464163 [Reply]
hey niggers, so i was looking for a song that listen in a keygen, shazam give me a result, normal, but when i tried to play the song, it was literally erased from every streaming service, anyone of you have a copy? the name of the song is rockin rocket from solidifake
It was at this moment that anon realized that streaming services suck. Take the SLSKpill anon
Argh that sucks, I hate to lose music. Fwiw I checked on my music torrent site which usually has even obscure stuff (Orpheus) but no luck. I would really recommend finding contact info (even a twitter or something) for Solidifake and ask him directly. Usually artists like that are happy that anyone cares, and he'll just send you the song directly. What's the keygen? If you can record it from that would it be good enough? I could do that for you ..

Ugly ass bitch 05/23/2024 (Thu) 20:42:32 No. 459566 [Reply]
Does anyone want this ugly as fuck bitch. Looks like a fucking troll
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gross
>>463900 Get raped twice and kill yourself, you retarded fucking tranny faggot sack of nigger shit with down syndrome.
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Anonymous 10/21/2024 (Mon) 04:29:57 No. 464135 [Reply]
GUYS ITS HIBIKI THE OPPS ARE COMING IM NOT SUICIDAL I WAS GOING TO MAKE A POST ON TWITTER ASKING SOMEONE TO KILL ELON FOR BEING A JEW HELP IM NOT SUICIDAL I WILL COME BACK
>>464135 Ok I Will paint a grafitti with that feelings. Shhhhhh Sepia
>>464135 I would rather give money to Elon Musk so he can control even more of the world and use said control to kill leftards.

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pregunta Hiii 10/20/2024 (Sun) 16:58:50 No. 464110 [Reply]
Alguien me puede enseñar como ganar dinero desde Venezuela sea cualquier forma así poco ética, necesito ayuda ☠️
>>464110 >Ser pobre TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO
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