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Anonymous 04/27/2025 (Sun) 00:41:56 No. 509516 [Reply]
wtf does this mean, anon? It feels to me like some live laugh love bullshit, or am I stupid? I mean I understand the sentence, but why put it on a bag? Is it all that profound?
Pretty sure that's the seal on Naruto's stomach

DarkSydePhil Anonymous 04/26/2025 (Sat) 23:30:34 No. 509465 [Reply]
What's your favorite king kino? I personally like to watch his old DSP Tries It food reviews for when I want to relax and listen to a fat fuck ramble and chew food. It's oddly calming to binge watch on a rainy night. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksVyoc_P-70
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>>509474 >a shame SoK disappeared They were unironically bigger lolcows than Phil
>>509484 I guess we’ll have to agree to disagree on that.
>>509487 I mean by virtue of Phil being around longer of course he's more lolcow status but many of the SoK guys were acting like such spergs that the attention would've been drawn to them at some point, and exactly that happened. I still think some of them are rebranded detractor channels.

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Anonymous 04/26/2025 (Sat) 12:30:40 No. 508700 [Reply] >>509397 >>509470 >>509489
Wat nou?
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>>508700 Thought that was pigdin lol
>>508700 > literally the anal poop Heh.
>>508700 Poopst to death

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Anonymous 04/26/2025 (Sat) 23:23:43 No. 509454 [Reply]
halfchan is back but they've added 120 second timer to replies they just can't get anything right, can they?
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>>509479 Please go, thx
>>509481 sure. i will post back to you in 48 hours my reply so i don't overload the 8chan servers with excessive traffic.
>>509483 Bye anon

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ATTENTION ALL HACKERS AND SECURITY EXPERTS Anonymous 04/25/2025 (Fri) 19:21:06 No. 507355 [Reply]
4CHAN NEEDS YOU AND YOUR SKILLS TO GET BETTER, AND THERE'S A GREAT REWARD FOR YOUR SERVICES GET HYPE
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>>507375 Come on anon, don't be ridiculous. passes are $30 now
Oh look, yet another failchan thread that could have been a reply to one of the hundreds of failchan threads currently in the catalog.
If I hacked it I would rewrite the site to look like the reddit ui with a karma system and all.

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Anonymous 04/26/2025 (Sat) 23:21:16 No. 509451 [Reply]
the whole set.

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Anonymous 04/26/2025 (Sat) 18:28:09 No. 509110 [Reply] >>509838
how do you live life doing the least amount of work possible and paying the least amount of bills
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>buy cheap land >buy cheap RV >???? >no bills
deep down in the caves
>>509110 can you define some of your terms? it's a little unclear what you mean. for starters, when you say >you do you mean me or you? >live life this is pretty redundant... is it a typo? >least amount of work possible is it work to lift the food to "you"r own mouth to eat it? it's it work to chew the food? >paying the least amount of bills do you mean amount ON bills? I'm sorry OP but if you cannot clarify what it is you are asking I'm going to have to decline to speculate any further...

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mlpol.net is protecting a groomer Anonymous 04/26/2025 (Sat) 07:11:38 No. 508484 [Reply] >>509422
mlpol.net is a 'nazi' my little pony forum. I posted some research on the mlp creator tamers12345. Admin said make a thread, I did, they deleted it, and have deleted every complaint. >pic1 Tamers12345 and his shills pretend to be a wholesome mlp creator, but he is making pornographic content without age restriction. His shills lie about the content of his media. >pic2 Tamers12345's popularity is astorturfed, inorganic, fake. 70% free subs. >pic3 Tamers12345 is being pushed by the sharty, a known groomer organization who panders to minors with minor-friendly content. Discuss, since mlpol bans you for talking about this. This is simply more evidence of the sharty grooming minors online.
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>>508549 you should have screenshot this schizo hes been going on about it for days
>>508549 >>508555 Hey sharty trannies, go back.
>>508484 is the main juxt of this hat someone is making MLP porn? I think that boat kind of sailed in 2010, your images seem to have the "i'm a schizo so ignore this" tinge to them as well, also is this the same Tamers as the Sonic guy with a cardboard costuem, because again he's been doing sexual shit for fucking a decade really, who gives a shit

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Anonymous 04/20/2025 (Sun) 01:26:46 No. 487300 [Reply] [Last]
It has come to my attention that people coming over from 4chan visit the front page, see the sites listed under Top Boards and the boards listed up top (yes, those are also the top visited boards) and assume those are the only boards. If they can't see it, it doesn't exist. Please make an effort to search to see if a board exists for what you want to talk about, before 8chan /b/ turns completely into 4chan's /b/. Click the icon in the top left corner, that will bring you to the boards page. Attitudes are mixed regarding site content right now because many people came over here and simply posted as they would on 4chan, finding or creating the generals/threads they would usually post on /b/ (or /trash/). Well, you're not on 4chan anymore, and things work (or at least did work) differently on 8chan. That said, some boards were pretty slow on 4chan, and might be a bit too slow to have an entire board for them here on 8chan (especially with the implied population split and that people are still finding this place). So it might me wiser to find a board that's already up, and start a general to represent the old board on 4chan (for example, there is a /vp/ thread on /v/ to represent the 4chan /vp/ board, which was a slower board). If with time the general gets busy enough, perhaps then you can think about making a board for it.
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>>508364 It's dead outside of the QAnon board. It also lost all its images years ago effectively making it a text site. Some refugees took up shop there (kukukuku) since their old image board died (Taiwanese).
>>506715 Is there no approval process for new boards? There should be some dumbfuck looking at those that can say "nah it already exists go there"
>>509395 >Is there no approval process for new boards? No. >There should be some dumbfuck looking at those that can say "nah it already exists go there" You would think. An infinity expanding image board has both good sides and downsides.

Anonymous 04/25/2025 (Fri) 19:23:58 No. 507363 [Reply] [Last] >>509390
>posts including "8chan" automatically flagged as spam on 4chan next level damage control
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>>508619 Bots aren't being run by phones lol
>>507402 4chan has always banned talking about other chans, even back when moot was saying he wished it had less traffic.
>>507363 that's been the case for 10 years, newfag, its' in the word filter

Anonymous 04/26/2025 (Sat) 02:48:08 No. 508228 [Reply] >>509352 >>509356
A few days ago I went off keto and ate a small bag of sugar free chocolate candy and I've been having the runs ever since and feel like shit. I'm never doing that again
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>>508228 i wish i could do a keto diet. it would actually kill me though.
>>508228 >sugar free chocolate candy that was problem, the sweetner is used in supe rhigh amounts and it's a shit yourself drug
>>509352 It's not actually that hard if you know what you are doing. If you have a sweet tooth that is easily supplemented with 0 sugar electrolyte drinks. I usually just buy the packets and drink those all day long when I'm home from work.

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my thread Anonymous 04/23/2025 (Wed) 04:13:22 No. 498576 [Reply] >>503945
I just made this thread personally for me please do not post in it
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>>498576 sure thing anon, I won't be posting here.
Requesting furry porn
penis

It's good that 4chan is gone Anonymous 04/19/2025 (Sat) 14:17:44 No. 484783 [Reply] [Last] >>497449 >>509350
>All the safe-edgy normie retards went to their little fapjak.excretorioum website which doesn't even allow loli and hates the superior art form known as anime. They all watch their little gore videos in their discord servers and talk about le hitler. They'd rather see men get raped than seeing a cute girl (because all safe-edgy gorefags are actually just secretly homosexual). >All the decrepit 1337 haxxors went to kiwifarms. >All the /pol/ retards went to 8kun which is just another safe-edgy site. And all the actual 4chan users went here, because this site is actually the closest to 4chan culture. So yeah, things can only get better from hereon. 4chan should not come back. Trust the process guys.
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>>485636 Soy and that was a B&'d word before the whole /QA/-1 and Jak fiasco. Probably unironically on behalf of Nestle and Monsanto an the over all soybean oil industry at large. That's also why I think in part the soyjaks where a quasi pys-op (one I admittedly found kinda funny though). That's my retarded shizo theory on the matter anyway. >>484783 I look forward to the OG 4channel.edu /k/ommando's coming here and telling the obvious CIAniggers, FSBniggers, and MOSSADniggers to fuck off an stopping shilling their one sided propaganda on who's 'winning X war' at any given time. Now we can finally enjoy fun posting and objectiveness again, or rather if they find there way there anyway. It is slightly more lively there now. /a/ too is more lively as well.
>>489959 coomer shit is tha best, i want it to invade every thread just like i want men to invade all my holes
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>>484783 ok I will trust the process

Hot Woman Dancing Anonymous 04/26/2025 (Sat) 07:08:35 No. 508480 [Reply] >>509175 >>509181
Post only hot woman dancing to music.
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>>508480 I would. Just no blowjobs plz >>509159 imag make a me kek
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>>508480 Butterface >>508936 Just butt ugly
Attention seeking namefaggotry and a dopamine addled zoomer OP. Even worse than a glowie

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University of North Carolina Greensboro, Police, and Community Harassment Anonymous 04/24/2025 (Thu) 01:37:46 No. 501574 [Reply] >>509083 >>509301
Long story short, I have reason to believe that I'm the target of a police supported harassment campaign.This began in 2022 when someone spread deliberate false accusations and rumors about me around the University of North Carolina Greensboro to justify having students, staff, and police go out of their way to plausibly denialably provoke me, avoid me (to the point of sprinting away at full speed from me in a large crowd of people in the middle of the day in front of a main building when I had and showed no interest in interacting), and to overtly monitor me to create a sense of paranoia so I'd tell a counselor so they could use that to label me as delusional or schizophrenic, so that no one would believe me when I tell people about what happened. Schizophrenia requires at least 2 symptoms, Delusions, Hallucinations, Disorganized speech, Grossly disorganized or catatonic behavior, Negative symptoms (such as reduced emotional expression). Based on the reports I made to the school and what I told the UNCG counselor about the harassment and bullying, it would result in me being labeled delusional (because of the intentional plausible deniability) , but not schizophrenic as I don't have any other symptoms. I made an instagram account called staticventifact.documentation to record evidence of neighbors and other people loudly driving past where I live (look up Rick and Cindy Krlich, they experienced a more severe version of this harassment) at times referencing my social media post/followers/following and any number that appears in my username, references to numeric hate symbols, and numeric references to the pedo edp445 (more than likely as an attempt to falsely associate him with me when I had no idea who he was until he was exposed as a predator). In addition, beginning in November 2023, I started feeling a vibration in the floors of the house, my chair, and my bed (to the point where it can wake me up and prevent me from sleeping. I type this without having been to sleep last night because of this harassment). I used a spectrogram and a linear accelerometer in a separate room to prove that the vibrations were independent of me and the spectrogram showed clear signs of vibrations and since then I have been posting the videos to instagram. The peak frequencies of the vibrations also contain the same numeric references as the vehicle harassment, further supporting my claims. I felt these vibrations in the parking lot of a grocery store and the waiting room of a hospital, which rules out HVACS and construction work. My best guess is an Long Range Acoustic Device, a modded subwoofer, or a deterrent device. Jumping back to 2022 when I was a student at UNCG, I have reason to believe that someone falsely accused me of stalking them, but I have at least 4 pieces of evidence (3 of which are physical items) that prove that someone was trying to send a message that I had a secret admirer. Not only that, the one person who most likely accused me of something intentionally moved to the dorm beside mine and likely knew I had a special housing assignment that allowed me to stay in Bailey Hall. During Spirng 2022 (when I took art 120 with my former classmate), I frequently wore a hat and necklace with a Tron reference on it. Later at the end of the year gaming event, I sat at the arcade station and played Galaga and when I got up, my art 120 classmate was directly behind me. During an event at the quad, one of them was taking a photo of Hinshaw for a social media post and she moved to the other Hinshaw door across from Bailey like she was letting me know she was moving in. Later in the summer, she posted a photo of herself playing Galaga at an arcade beside a Tron Machine. That seemed like too much of a coincidence so started entertaining the idea of us playing video games together, over the summer. At the start of the Fall 2022 semester, I asked her out to an animation event at the Arts Building and I was left on sent so I assumed rejection and went to the event alone. Because of a time conflict and procrastination, I went to a dorm meeting for another hall and my art classmate sat right beside me at the meeting but I didn't say anything to her because I knew I was rejected and it was suspicious that she intentionally sat beside me. After that, every so often, I would leave my dorm and see her leave exactly when I did and at first I thought she was giving me an opportunity to talk to her but I knew something was off about so I stayed away and rode on my scooter to class. I saw her waiting in the first floor laundry room or trash room one time, and she got up the moment she saw me and we left our dorms at the same time. When I joined UNCG's ESports and Gaming club to make friends to play with (I grew up without a lot of irl social contact) and I got banned from the Splatoon club (which was the game closest to the types I play and I used to play Splatoon 2 with my former best friend at their house on their Wii U), UNCG Esports club, and the entire University of North Carolina System (without a warning or explanation but to be fair I think that was allowed based on the esports club rules) for replying "team grass cat" in reference to a Pokemon when someone posted about Pokemon Scarlet/Violet starters. I had social anxiety so I didn't talk much aside from one other message which was also non-problematic. My best guess is that my former art classmate was in the discord and made up lies about me to get me booted. I won't be falsely accused of being a pedo for trying to make friends around my age to play games with in a college gaming club. In addition, during the of Fall 2022, multiple people were using the anonymous app YikYak to bully me, post racist, sexist, and just generally offensive content and I used to post overly positive content to combat it. I also posted "11:11" at 11:11pm which was a habit I got from a special limited time Snapchat filter with no intent or meaning (I don't believe in numerology or astrology or take it seriously). Near the end of October, a club I was in was going to a Ghost Tour event on campus and my art 120 classmate came and while we were walking, she moved near me and started talking to a friend then moved to directly beside me then I tried to talk to her but she speed walked up to the front of the group and then I knew she was messing with me so I turned around and left the event on kick scooter and rode around campus to exercise and I ended up passing the group but I pushed myself too hard and started vomiting on College Ave further up from where they were. After that, I made the decision to focus on my school work and only use dating apps (I can't even use dating apps now without women liking, matching, and sending messages at times using the same numeric references as the other harassment forms).

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>>509069 Based
>>501574 >Disorganized speech There's your second symptom bud
>>501574 > I started feeling a vibration in the floors of the house, my chair, and my bed (to the point where it can wake me up and prevent me from sleeping. I type this without having been to sleep last night because of this harassment) Maybe those vibrations are produced by heavy duty machinery, or by "exploding head syndrome" (The brain making loud noises while trying to sleep, caused by stress). > I got banned from the Splatoon club, UNCG Esports club, and the entire University of North Carolina System (without a warning or explanation but to be fair I think that was allowed based on the esports club rules) for replying "team grass cat" in reference to a Pokemon Really? Did they directly told you that or did you assume it? You should talk to a administrative or some professor about that. >sending messages at times using the same numeric references as the other harassment forms What do you mean by that? Could you provide some examples? Nevertheless you shouldnt fixate on small details like numbers. >a suv drove in front of me and yelled "freak" at me and turned into the venue so I turned around and walked back. The only people I know of with access to the dorm keys are Housing and Residence Life and RAs. Those dont seem conected, the suv was probally a random guy cursing at the air. >Someone likely profiled me as a potential threat, maybe even a terrorist, because I'm black, officially autistic (possibly have ADHD too), an intersectional feminist, a leftist, I have high empathy and emotional intelligence, I basically had one friend at UNCG, I didn't speak in classes, I'm ace/demisexual, and I play Destiny 2, a mmofpsrpg game that has guns. I dont think is a good idea to post your info here OP. I recomend you to talk with a familiar or a close friend about this. If you really think your are being harassed, maybe try changing your ambient. Takes some vacations or something like that, a lot of your symptoms could be stress related. Take care of yourself anon. Cya!

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Rekt Anonymous 04/26/2025 (Sat) 15:45:02 No. 508854 [Reply] >>509249
Is there any board for rekt stuff? Halfchan had /gif/ but it was 99% disgusting porn instead of people having exciting accidents.
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https://8chan.moe/webms/ - webms and gifs and mp4s https://8chan.moe/webm/ - webms and gifs and mp4s https://8chan.moe/web/ - webms and gifs and mp4s https://8chan.moe/gifs/ - gifs https://8chan.moe/ag/ - adult gifs https://8chan.moe/wsg/ - work safe gifs
>>508854 >instead of people having exciting accidents.

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