How can I get a titcow gf?

Let's read and react to some pizzacake comics. https://pizzacakecomic.com/

A thread for traditional roguelikes & roguelites. DCSS (Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup) https://crawl.develz.org/download.htm Brogue https://github.com/tmewett/BrogueCE/releases TGGW (The Ground Gives Way) https://www.thegroundgivesway.com/download/ Infra Arcane (Infra Arcana) https://sites.google.com/site/infraarcana/home DoomRL https://drl.chaosforge.org/downloads

Argentina, 2015. 27 year old man was killed by his lover, a 38 year old married woman. They had an affair and the younger man eventually had threatened to reveal their illicit relationship to her husband, if she would refuse to “loan” him big sums of money. The 38 year old woman owned a high profit jewelry store. To safeguard her money and family life she instead decided to kill her lover during sex “game”. By suggesting they try something kinky new. A strangling game in the midst of intercourse. And then instead of stopping strangling him after he had passed out, on purpose continued to strangle her passed out lover with all the strength she had, using a leather belt. Doing it for a few minutes, to make sure he was really dead. Her husband was away from the house during this time on a business trip in another country. After strangling him she had first tried to stuck him in the large suitcase. So to take his corpse out of the house in a very discreet way. And taking it to large municipal garbage site so to dump it there amongst the piles of garbage bags. But his head would not go all the way inside the suitcase. So she then rolled the suitcase with his body inside it into her bathroom and decided to saw/cut his head off in there. Getting a folding saw, a large serrated bread knife, gas mask with goggles, thick commercial rubber gloves, black plastic sheeting and a few large bottles of commercial corrosive chemicals (all those belonging to her husband because of his line of work). To try and see if perhaps she could dissolve some parts of his body in the bathtub and thus reducing the weight of the suitcase, for when she would have to lift it up so to place it in her jeep’s trunk. And then went to the garage to get her car ready and to get a few other things she thought she could use for her intended plan. But before she could start her sister had showed up unannounced. She had keys to the house and after no one had answered the door (her sister being in the garage at that time), had entered the house. And after going through the house looking for her sister, had decided to check the bathroom (since she saw a light there, behind a closed door). And after knocking a few times and getting no reply, had opened the door. Discovering to her horror a naked below the waist strangled young man in the suitcase, with his stuck out head pressed hard against a toilet seat and all that body disposal paraphernalia next to him. And immediately calling the police.

It is an autumn afternoon and anon is having a walk in a forest far away from civilization (the West has fallen). There are trees everywhere and sprawling endlessly through anon's visage. As anon walks through the autumn clime, anon hears a sound in the far off distance. Choice: What does anon do innawoods? Will anon investigate the sound? : Write down an action and it will be randomly chosen by OP

Some anon said something about this guy before, He was in discord exactly like he said trying to meet boys in his park. The prime spot is very close to his house where he meets up, I have his wifi ssid, all you need to do is get close and tell me what it is.

Guys who are married: do you remain sexually attracted to your wife? I keep hearing dudes say shit like "my wife is the hottest woman I've ever met in my life. mother of my child." and all that but like... I'M married and I gotta say I think MOST women are hotter than my wife. Or at least put in more effort. So I dunno am I fucked up or what.

This just happened lol weird

You reading this, yes you can be my girlfriend! My interests are Hitler, anime girl streamers otherwise known as vtubers, and video games. It is mandatory that you clean the apartment and satisfy me sexually when I demand so. Also you cannot be overweight, at all. White or Asian preferred but latina is also acceptable. No niggers though. You will take down all social media, stop hanging out with any male friends or annoying female friends, and we need to have at least 3 children so you need to be within prime birthing years. Apply below!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I just got the shit scared out of me. I was playing Silent hill f, and a kashimashi monster jump scared me out of a doorway, at the exact moment the latest Steve1989 MRE video started playing in the background. The kashimashi lurches out in front of me and says "Saag Chole is back on the menu BOYS".

Hey what should I breed should I breed my dog Anya to? https://strawpoll.com/PbZqbj4NByN

Just an FYI: if you are careful to maintain absolute value during decryption, SHA-256 has TWO solutions ;)

Sexual stimulation? That thing which resembles pain and makes you want to pee when you actually don't have any pee, and you desperately want it to end, but the closer it is to the finish, the more intense this shit gets? So it's like I'm supposed to desire feeling burning and overwhelming sensations around where my urethra is, then do everything to make it even worse, only to get rid of it? Dis stupid.

How do we feel about Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds?

Hello /b/ Although it probably won't matter to anyone, I want to vent here because I feel like some of you might be able to give me some advice. Well, the thing is, I've been having some problems with some former internet friends (I know it sounds stupid), but I really want to fix things with them, not necessarily to be friends again, but just to be on good terms, since I had to distance myself from everyone because of them. I can send an email to one of them, so I guess I'll send it on Monday. Translated with DeepL.com (free version)