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>too brown to fit in with the germans in my family >too quiet and autistic to fit in with the italian side what do i do

>go to a huge Chinese buffet >spend about 45 minutes there >six plates and an ice cream cone >start driving back on the 1 hour 50 minute drive back home >Roy Rogers is there >stop to get a roast beef sandwich and onion rings God damnit.

That’s right GayHoole-!!!! Useless Virgin, go keep crying in a COUCH. Useless Pedo-Hoole…

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Wait... this isn't catchan. This isn't even 8chan. Wtf happened? Where is k0w? K0W!!! No wait 12chan? What the fuck is moe? IS THIS K-ON SHIT? AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

What should I get from the ice cream shop, /b/? I'm here now so let's hurry it up

@grok is this true?

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>be me, living with schizo/bipolar dude >clean a coffee stained steel bottle by leaving bleach + water in it for a few minutes >it is my bottle btw >pour the mostly water liquid down the drain and show the guy how shiny my bottle got (it's really old) >tfw he thought it was cool till I told him I used bleach >tfw I've now had this constantly high subhuman freak blocking my doorway and ranting at me about the same handful of things for the past 6 hours >half of it isn't even related to me and he just thinks I should be held accountable for things that may or may not have happened to him in the past along with this recent "poisoning attempt I'm so fucking tired. Did you know that schizophrenia and bipolar is an issue with brain chemicals, and "mania" is literally just the brain making its own meth? It releases dopamine and serotonin constantly and that causes them to just always be on a literal drug trip, meanwhile I'm stuck tired as hell, and I can't even sleep because the dude is still there. Not to mention the pure fucking egotism. EVERYTHING has to be related to them somehow, ANY word you say will be taken as holding some special meaning reserved for little special them. Every single breath they take in your vicinity is rigged with the assumption that you are just apart of their totally real world, and any attempt to distance yourself is taken as a hostile action.

>been fat since little kid >lost about 100 lbs over the last year (diet & exercise) >now in remarkable shape, even have muscles >DON'T FEEL ANY BETTER OR HEALTHIER OR MORE VALID AS A PERSON >CAN'T GO OUT AND GET CHICKS, MARRIED >JUST CAN'T EAT MUH BURGERS ANYMORE Anons, I...

>Me: "This time I'll stop using 4chan, twitter etc and I'll stop pointless internet scrooling >It only works for a few days >Then I fail and return back to this shit >Repeat EVERY FUCKING TIME

Fat nigger goes splat in Florida.

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i love china

chat are these real?