Guys, what do I do? I'm getting married soon, and my friends are throwing a bachelor party, but I think it's going to be really tame. All my life I've dreamed of having one that's a wild testament to sin, and I think this is going to be more "middle school birthday party" than "wake up between the stripper and the goat" two of the guys planning this had lame bachelor parties, didn't even have any women there. Much less nudity. I'm afraid I'm in for more of that. But I don't want to seem ungrateful. What do I do?