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IM PISS Anonymous 09/30/2025 (Tue) 06:19:06 No. 536791 [Reply]
>on 4chan >some retard/glowie/idfk requests cp access >i reply to them calling them stupid, because they are. >get permanently banned for "distributing, requesting, or posting cp" >well this was clearly false >ban appeal >ignored >hop onto another ip >post in same thread calling mods retarded for falsely banning me >get 30 day ban for ban evasion on alt ip (I deserved this one honestly) >well at least they recognised that was me, so they mustve noticed the false ban too surely >go check first ip, expecting ban to be replaced with a 30 day ban evasion. >still permanently banned for something I didnt do >mfw the jannies recognised I was falsely banned for FUCKING CP and did nothing but ban me a second time for it Why are image boards run by the biggest fucking clowns imaginable? Like I get it, the recent leak showed theyre all troons so theyre probably out of their mind most of the day, but give me a fucking break man.
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>>536821 The only saving grace is that the bans don't hold since you can change ip but that gets nullified because in every thread there is a janny so they can just ban you at any time, the leak showed that they ban for writing style, the more effort you put into a post the higher probability it gets deleted. That's the reason why there are no more effortposters, usually just a single politically correct sentence.
>>536791 >having any standards for 4chan well theres your mistake
I unironically think that the downfall was caused by that people avoided shittalking 4chan because they were scared they get hacked, I talk about the 2000s, 4chan got undeserved reputation which carried it through any bullshit the 4chan staff did

We must go back (nostalgia thread) Anonymous 09/26/2025 (Fri) 07:51:56 No. 536544 [Reply]
You can go back right now. Your perception is your reality. Do you love the 2000s as much as I do? Simply design your room after pics-related. You're not some tranny who needs a minimalist black desk with RGB lighting, are you? Maybe you're more of a 90s guy. Same rules apply. Wanna take it some steps further? Only consume media and video games from those time periods. Just completely stop watching and playing anything that came out post-2010. Don't even waste the time pirating it. >what's the point? If you grew up in the 90s or 2000s then you'd understand. Sure we can't completely recapture the feeling. We can go back but no one will be there. However I still think it's worth recreating than living in the now. Sometimes it's better to go backwards. Are you really going to keep buying new shit? Playing new video games that you know are going to be shit? Watching new shows and movies you know are going to be shit? Stop worrying about FOMO. There's no such thing as going too far with it. Drive an older car. Go out and look for older tech while you can because the price of them are going up. You can bend the rules a little, like instead of collecting physical media and games you could just make a media storage and emulate the games. I call this the "backwards initiative" until I can find a catchier name. It's all about going backwards rather than forwards. Don't be optimistic for the future, be optimistic for the past. There's nothing wrong with living your nostalgia. You're not hurting anyone but the greedy corporations that want you to consume new product.
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Anons What have (you) done today to /goback/?
>>536776 I sampled Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness on my YakBak and grew my bush out.
>>536572 this is gold

Anonymous 09/23/2025 (Tue) 17:33:49 No. 536347 [Reply]
Found a bottle of whisky in an abandoned building. What's it's story? How should I proceed?
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>>536520 Was it in a camper van? Did you play Final Fantasy 13?
If it was gutrot then it was most likely a hobo who brought it to drink. He might've been high on drugs and forgot about it when he left
>>536518 if you don't want it I'll take a swig for ya

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South Park Anonymous 08/08/2025 (Fri) 19:29:31 No. 532961 [Reply] [Last]
Hey, wouldn't it be crazy if she farted and it lifted up her skirt? Also, what's your thoughts on the newest South Park episode?
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So, any hopes for next episode>
Matt and Trey, make this canon you cowards
>>532961 ...I'm getting ideas from that pose

Anonymous 09/21/2025 (Sun) 23:05:59 No. 536204 [Reply] [Last]
Can you guys explain something I don't understand? Aren't trans people the ultimate offenders when it comes to reenforcing traditional gender roles? Yet it seems like the people pushing the trans issue are the same ones who would get all pissy if you suggest a woman is supposed to be a certain way. How does that work? I mean, like, in my head I feel like a dude. So I can see where someone else might feel like a woman in their head, but they have a dick or whatever. But they don't stop there, they go "what is every single stereotypically woman thing I can think of" and they go for that. Long hair, lipstick, dresses, boobs, nails. Yet if you asked a straight dude to describe a woman, and he said "long hair, lipstick, dresses, boobs, nails," he would be "problematic" because "why does every woman have to have long hair." I literally don't give a shit about either of these issues individually, but it seems to me like they are at odds with each other.
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>>536783 Learn what paraphrasing and hyperbole are ESL
>>536784 >paraphrasing and hyperbole >>536779 >literally You can't have it both ways, fella. Not that you'd understand that.
>>536784 >mad about grammar >misses a fundamental comma that leaves your post more broken than the one you're complaining about

Anonymous 09/28/2025 (Sun) 18:20:25 No. 536693 [Reply]
Posting here before jannies finish me for good. Spread to leddit. https://archived.moe/b/thread/940428064
Not OP also.
>>536693 Post it here or fuck off faggot

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Anonymous 09/25/2025 (Thu) 19:05:04 No. 536499 [Reply]
How can I get a titcow gf?
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>>536609 >the brain failed to masculinize/feminize properly Skill issue >>536714 Only Jewish owned capitalism, Whites won't intentionally fuck up the world once they're in power.
>>536721 well they did try to exterminate other whites by labeling them as subhuman instead of actually going after the real subhumans (browns). that's like shooting oneself in the foot with a cannonball every brown person would go extinct in one generation if we sterilized them all, it's that easy.
>>536714 >I'm still at stage 1 When you get to stage 3 and your brain fog clears you'll understand that society is broken. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ya2AgWFZvJY

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Pizzacake Anonymous 09/05/2025 (Fri) 11:45:35 No. 535049 [Reply]
Let's read and react to some pizzacake comics. https://pizzacakecomic.com/
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>>536713 Omg what a hero! Such brave! Much strong!
>>536713 *rubs hands* yes, give nazis more attention

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Rouge-like General Anonymous 09/26/2025 (Fri) 13:41:29 No. 536556 [Reply]
A thread for traditional roguelikes & roguelites. DCSS (Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup) https://crawl.develz.org/download.htm Brogue https://github.com/tmewett/BrogueCE/releases TGGW (The Ground Gives Way) https://www.thegroundgivesway.com/download/ Infra Arcane (Infra Arcana) https://sites.google.com/site/infraarcana/home DoomRL https://drl.chaosforge.org/downloads

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>>536556 Which one is the sexiest?
>>536562 Tangledeep?

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Anonymous 09/28/2025 (Sun) 22:32:17 No. 536711 [Reply]
>While Iโ€™m aligned against reaction, and with enlightenment values, I think its critical to both shout nigger, and to deny the holocaust.
niggers are the true enemies of the homo sapiens. our ancestors won the war by getting all nigs(homo erectus) to seclude themselves in africa while the winners stayed in asia and europe. but now colonizers and capitalists brought them back
>>536716 The word used to mean just "black" but since you started using it this way, it just means ignorant asshole. Which is what you are. You are the dumbest nigger in a hundred mile radius

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Rich Married Woman Strangles Her Young Play Toy After He Demanded Too Much Anonymous 09/25/2025 (Thu) 22:34:12 No. 536514 [Reply]
Argentina, 2015. 27 year old man was killed by his lover, a 38 year old married woman. They had an affair and the younger man eventually had threatened to reveal their illicit relationship to her husband, if she would refuse to โ€œloanโ€ him big sums of money. The 38 year old woman owned a high profit jewelry store. To safeguard her money and family life she instead decided to kill her lover during sex โ€œgameโ€. By suggesting they try something kinky new. A strangling game in the midst of intercourse. And then instead of stopping strangling him after he had passed out, on purpose continued to strangle her passed out lover with all the strength she had, using a leather belt. Doing it for a few minutes, to make sure he was really dead. Her husband was away from the house during this time on a business trip in another country. After strangling him she had first tried to stuck him in the large suitcase. So to take his corpse out of the house in a very discreet way. And taking it to large municipal garbage site so to dump it there amongst the piles of garbage bags. But his head would not go all the way inside the suitcase. So she then rolled the suitcase with his body inside it into her bathroom and decided to saw/cut his head off in there. Getting a folding saw, a large serrated bread knife, gas mask with goggles, thick commercial rubber gloves, black plastic sheeting and a few large bottles of commercial corrosive chemicals (all those belonging to her husband because of his line of work). To try and see if perhaps she could dissolve some parts of his body in the bathtub and thus reducing the weight of the suitcase, for when she would have to lift it up so to place it in her jeepโ€™s trunk. And then went to the garage to get her car ready and to get a few other things she thought she could use for her intended plan. But before she could start her sister had showed up unannounced. She had keys to the house and after no one had answered the door (her sister being in the garage at that time), had entered the house. And after going through the house looking for her sister, had decided to check the bathroom (since she saw a light there, behind a closed door). And after knocking a few times and getting no reply, had opened the door. Discovering to her horror a naked below the waist strangled young man in the suitcase, with his stuck out head pressed hard against a toilet seat and all that body disposal paraphernalia next to him. And immediately calling the police.
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Lucky guy. I would not mind if some sexy MILF had strangled me during hot rough sex, as she was fucking my dick on top. He def died happy.
Good death
>>536514 Kill more women.

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anon in 8moe /b/ Anonymous 09/28/2025 (Sun) 15:28:25 No. 536686 [Reply]
It is an autumn afternoon and anon is having a walk in a forest far away from civilization (the West has fallen). There are trees everywhere and sprawling endlessly through anon's visage. As anon walks through the autumn clime, anon hears a sound in the far off distance. Choice: What does anon do innawoods? Will anon investigate the sound? : Write down an action and it will be randomly chosen by OP

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Andrew Thomas Gatti Anonymous 09/27/2025 (Sat) 23:21:21 No. 536660 [Reply]
Some anon said something about this guy before, He was in discord exactly like he said trying to meet boys in his park. The prime spot is very close to his house where he meets up, I have his wifi ssid, all you need to do is get close and tell me what it is.
omg its catfucker

Anonymous 09/26/2025 (Fri) 22:30:16 No. 536574 [Reply]
Guys who are married: do you remain sexually attracted to your wife? I keep hearing dudes say shit like "my wife is the hottest woman I've ever met in my life. mother of my child." and all that but like... I'M married and I gotta say I think MOST women are hotter than my wife. Or at least put in more effort. So I dunno am I fucked up or what.
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>>536577 Probably her fucking Animal Crossing outfits, why?
I use a fake id for women bc ill pay the child support, but i am not paying 10 dollar administrative fees.
Also 23 grand for a sex is pretty steep, i'll stick with hookers.

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Anonymous 09/26/2025 (Fri) 20:08:42 No. 536571 [Reply]
This just happened lol weird

Girlfriend application Anonymous 09/08/2025 (Mon) 10:44:02 No. 535372 [Reply]
You reading this, yes you can be my girlfriend! My interests are Hitler, anime girl streamers otherwise known as vtubers, and video games. It is mandatory that you clean the apartment and satisfy me sexually when I demand so. Also you cannot be overweight, at all. White or Asian preferred but latina is also acceptable. No niggers though. You will take down all social media, stop hanging out with any male friends or annoying female friends, and we need to have at least 3 children so you need to be within prime birthing years. Apply below!
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I think you may need to lower your standards, maybe pick 5 out of 7 requirements? From what I'm seeing, you're looking for a unicorn that doesn't exist, or you're hoping Fubuki is single and unable to find another bf AND also likes Hitler.
>>535372 What you're asking for is a guy in a female body Unironically get a femboy and you'll get all of those things, with the exception of kids, but maybe if you try hard enough you can mpreg them
>>536629 No. There's no reason to be in a relationship unless you are making children. Casual sex is meaningless with women and degenerate/disgusting with men. And yes "femboys" are men.

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