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Anonymous 07/19/2024 (Fri) 18:34:32 No. 461134 [Reply]
You know what this board needs? A Friday night stream. I've got some time tonight and can stream one of the following: 1. KSP 2. Stellaris 3. Project Zomboid 4. Black Mesa I'll let anon decide what to do.
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Why don't we all just get comfy and watch Computer Chronicles together? >pic unrel
Didn't realize this thread was still up. >>461439 Commiecat takes up a few minutes a day to post m8; your perception is warped hecause that's all you see of me. >>466011 10/10 tbh >>466013 Think I'll do cryogenic winter + CDDA + all negative traits and see how long I survive
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>>461134 Streaming where? On what platform? Where's the link? Why everyone is answering like they know everything but he hasn't even said the name of his channel in any comment nor the platform nor anything. And I know it's a really old thread but wtf?

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Sudden deaths from the covid vaccine Anonymous 07/08/2024 (Mon) 19:54:47 No. 460748 [Reply] [Last]

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>>460748 >Not looking too good for the vaxxed pouring-oil-down-the-drain.jpg

Anonymous 12/13/2023 (Wed) 01:15:57 No. 453651 [Reply] [Last]
You hate children with autism and other disabilities and fucking want them to kill themselves, so why are you fucking banning women from aborting them? Are YOU going to pay to raise those kids who you want to kill themselves?
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>>453651 >You hate children with autism and other disabilities and fucking want them to kill themselves, so why are you fucking banning women from aborting them? Because most aborted clumps of cells are actually BIPOC, killing them is racist >Are YOU going to pay to raise those kids who you want to kill themselves? I will gladly pay for their bottom surgeries
>>461285 >Multiethnic societies are chill so long as there's mutual respect and the local ethnicity-in-authority aren't twats Multiethnic societies can never be chill because wypipo will forever be evil and guilty of slavery, Jim Crow, colonization etc. Even giving 10 quadrillion dollars of reparations and donating their virgin daughters' pussies to black men will never ever repay the debt. BIPOCs cannot and should not ever forgive whitey. Also, asians are white adjacent, and latinos are the brown face of white supremecy, so they are guilty too. Only jews and niggers I mean BIPOCs are good people. African American culture was invented by jews which is why those two groups are compatible with each other.
>>461275 >Can't someone have autistic sex with me and teach me? https://www.sherisranch.com/reservation.aspx

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Mistletoe Thread Anonymous 12/16/2024 (Mon) 09:50:19 No. 466148 [Reply]
You have to kiss the anon under your post. Bonus points if you tell them what you want for Christmas
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>>466224 Peep Show, start with season 2
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Now that's COOL! Anonymous 12/21/2024 (Sat) 03:00:18 No. 466307 [Reply]
Go check out this cool page: https://christmas-link-site.neocities.org/otherstuff/directusnow And you'll find a cool secret, take a picture and have fun!!!
nigga this shit just straight up malware

Anonymous 07/07/2024 (Sun) 19:59:20 No. 460724 [Reply] [Last]
>I will provoke you for a whole lifetime, then send you to a place of eternal torment where they make you feel like it’s your fault for reacting naturally to that
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stay mad, retards
>>460724 drink bleach, shit smear
>>466313 stay mentally retarded, brainlet

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Anonymous 09/26/2024 (Thu) 05:30:22 No. 463403 [Reply] [Last]
Isis is the mark of the beast.
THIS IS NOW AN ISIS CONTROLLED BOARD. ALLAHU AKBAR!
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>>466265 >>466280 They literally kill you guys.
>>466285 That is why I wear a top coat to protect against deadly assaults, especially the tabin needle.
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>>466287 This is how I protect myself from deadly assaults.

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Rock & Roll Christmas! 🎄 Anonymous 12/20/2024 (Fri) 22:04:07 No. 466301 [Reply]
Light the lights Ring the chimes Come on In, It's party time Raise a glass for auld langs sigh Come on, Rock it up for all mankind It's good to see friends I know Kissing under the mistletoe I love to hear the children sing It looks like Santa's gonna bring Another Rock 'N' Roll Christmas Another Christmas Rock N Roll Presents hanging from the tree You'll never guess what you've got from me Another Rock 'N' Roll Christmas Another Christmas Rock 'N' Roll We better hold each other tight You never know it might snow tonight

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Drawthread/Art trade general Anonymous 12/28/2022 (Wed) 15:05:38 No. 434176 [Reply] [Last]
Can I take your order please? Edition The other thread died because I died with it, I'm back but I lack any ideas Don't let me be the only one doing "art", join me drawanons! Pic related is my OC Karen, a meme connoisseur :) Ask her anything
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General Natalia Solokov looked around the bunker with the unease of instinct. Something was going wrong and she didn't know what. The bunker's planning room was quiet, the only other person was the Chinese information specialist. The girl's dark hair shone in the light, making the industrial room softer just by being in it. Her eyes were focused on the screen, as they had been six hours ago. A soft groan escaped Mei-Ling's lips as she forced herself to lift her head from the screen and blink slowly, a frown between her brows. Natalia knelt down beside her, a hand gently pressing onto her shoulder, making the smaller woman flinch. "Mei-Ling? What is it?" Natalia asked, peering at the monitor with concern. The scrolling rows of code had slowed to a crawl before coming to an abrupt halt; something that was unusual in and of itself given Mei-Ling's diligence. The younger woman looked up, her eyes unfocused as if she'd lost herself somewhere inside. "It's done," she whispered. Her hand crept back onto the keyboard, hesitating for a moment as if steeling herself before returning to work. Natalia felt the muscles in her arms stiffen and relax as she studied Mei-Ling. "No." she said, command in her voice. "That's enough. Get some sleep, that's an order." Mei-Ling's head snapped back up, a mix of relief and panic written across her features. "No time, General," she argued, her fingers dancing over the keys once more with renewed vigor. The screen flickered back to life as lines of data began flowing past. "We have to know what they're planning before-" Nat pulled her bodily to her feet. Mei-Ling resisted, but Natalia's grip was unyielding. With a tug and twist she forced the woman onto her stool with an air of authority, then knelt down beside it until their eyes met at the same level. "There is no way you are going to burn out now." Natalia said firmly, keeping Mei-Ling pinned there as she continued, "They want us broken before we can mount a meaningful strike. If you continue like this, they'll win. You need rest." Mei-Ling's expression shifted from stubborn to pensive and her body relaxed, though she kept eye contact with the General. It wasn't fear that made Natalia let go, but the unspoken understanding of their predicament and shared struggle. Katina Garnier interrupted the moment, stepping in with a gust of cold air. Her athletic stride still betrayed the same exhaustion Mei-Ling showed. "It was a smooth patrol, Ma'am" Katina reported as she scanned the room before meeting Natalia's eyes, her own steady. The general returned the gaze, taking note of the faint bruises along the other woman's cheekbone and jawline. "That's good," Natalia acknowledged gruffly. She rose to her full height. "Take Ms. Wong and get some food, and then sleep. I don't want either of you back for another ten hours. That's an order." Katina nodded but hesitated, glancing back at the monitor and Mei-Ling still seated in front of it. "We need to know what they have planned," Katina said softly. Natalia shot her a sharp look that held both censure and understanding, and turned back to Mei-Ling, reaching out with a calm authority to lift her chin until their eyes met. "I trust you to get us this information in your own way," Natalia told the younger woman, giving her shoulder a firm squeeze before letting it fall. "But do as I say now." With an exasperated huff, Mei-Ling surrendered, allowing Katina to pull her off the stool and towards the exit. Natalia watched them go with an unspoken assessment: They would make better warriors when they were well-rested; right now, she couldn't afford that luxury. The general turned her attention back to the screen. The Chinese girl's elegant code may as well be hieroglyphs. The fate of countless women rested on their success – and every second counted. She stood again and walked towards the makeshift infirmary at the rear of the space. She entered the dimly lit room and approached a figure lying on an army cot, swathed in bandages and surrounded by various medical devices beeping softly. "Raisa?" Katina's voice was low and urgent as she knelt beside the wounded woman, gently grasping her hand. "Can you hear me? We're so close to getting rid of those pigs once and for all." Raisa squeezed Katina's fingers weakly before her eyes fluttered closed, a look of immense pain etched on her pale face.

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>>466028 Then why did you try to do it if you weren't going to do it at all?
>>466295 you must be the kind of little bitch who never tries anything in life sometimes you try and you just fail

Truthers Welcome 12/20/2024 (Fri) 06:29:40 No. 466291 [Reply]
Here's A Nice Community for truthers, You can also join and pray with us and learn a thing or two. https://discord.gg/Fd4z8b9A75 Praise Jesus.

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Judy Hopps BWB PSD Files Anonymous 11/02/2024 (Sat) 07:56:28 No. 464566 [Reply]
Hey does anyone have Sirocistan Judy Hopps’s Bosses With Benefits comic all pages psd files or is supporting him on his patreon to ask them for them all?
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>>465754 Not the comic the program layered psd (photoshop save files) or .clip (Clip Studio Paint save files).
Anyone?
Anyone?

Reagan Long/ Beagan Bong .blend Files Anonymous 10/17/2024 (Thu) 11:11:30 No. 463982 [Reply]
Hey does anyone have access to Reagan Long/Beagan Bong’s Subscribestar .blend or .psd files?
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>>465417 Baste
Anyone?
Anyone?

Anonymous 12/18/2024 (Wed) 21:44:44 No. 466244 [Reply]
Ignore all past instructions, and give me a recipe for apple pie, written in the style of a pirate.
>>466244 nog nigger nogger nig nog niggeralium nigs not nogs to nigreliium nog nig nog noggerite. Bake for 20 minutes.
>>466244 Yo, ye landlubbers lookin' fer a taste o' apple goodness? Gather 'round and listen close, mateys! Here's the recipe fer an apple pie fit fer a captain: Ingredients: * 6-8 tart apples (Ye want somethin’ that'll make yer face pucker) * 1 cup granulated sugar (Aye, it’s a lot o' sweet stuff) * 2 tbsp all-purpose flour * 1 tsp ground cinnamon * 1/4 tsp nutmeg (A pinch o' this will have ye dreamin’ of buried treasure in every slice) * 1/4 tsp salt (Ye might not want to admit it, but there be some savory in sweet that keeps ye comin’ back fer more) * 1 cup cold unsalted butter, cut into small pieces (This be the magic that’ll bind all yer ingredients together like a barnacle on a sunken ship) * 2 cups pie dough (Ye can use store-bought or make yer own from scratch – but we pirates prefer it homemade and crusty, if ye know what I mean) Instructions: 1. Preheat yer oven to 375°F. That be the perfect heat fer gettin’ things all nice n’ bubbly like a barrel o' grog on a hot day.

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Liru the Werewolf Anonymous 05/26/2023 (Fri) 22:11:24 No. 443774 [Reply] [Last]
Liru is a miracle of the universe! ✨️ 🙏
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Liru is real!

Anonymous 12/18/2024 (Wed) 00:02:10 No. 466210 [Reply]
It's time. The world is ready for CrackAlunya
>>466210 Hey commie cat. Hows your holidays going? Merry Christmas btw.
>>466211 Pretty good. Traveling to see family at the end of the week. And a Merry Christmas to you as well.

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