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Anonymous 08/28/2025 (Thu) 11:29:39 No. 534322 [Reply]
Why facists nazies use Linux? Pewdiepie, Luke and every single one uses Linux. After 4chan hack we also realized that 100% of the anti-FOSS did come from moderators that are spamming it 24/7. Do Linux users have more freedom? More free of speech? Is it that we LGBT loving people can't censor and ban them if they use FOSS based locally hosted services? What you think?
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>>534322 >Why facists nazies use Linux? Didn't all of the BIGGEST Linux distros implement "Codes of Conduct" for the purposes of making the tranny programmers feel "safe". And have even recently gone so far as to remove all the code comments with explicates, and even change foundation programing terms like "master/slave" and "whitelist/blacklist"?
>>534504 >even change foundation programing terms like "master/slave" That was github, which is a Microsoft product, therefore it's cancer. The official Git book still uses the term "master/slave". I can't say about the "whitelist/blacklist", first time I read about this. >>534322 You can do whatever the fuck you want with Linux and express openly your politics or don't express it at all. If you don't like it, then fork it, it's meritocracy at its best. Honestly most Open Source projects I've been in are politically neutral. Also, is that image AI generated? that penguin's face is fucked up.
You're both brown and a zoomer, aka a broccoli nigger. However I will respond earnestly to your pathetic troll. People from that era had a particular internet ideology that doesn't fit into culture wars. It was strongly anti-authoritarian, individualist, tech-utopian, and cyber-libertarian. The totally organic politics of people who found themselves, though happenstance, in a completely new digital garden of Eden. A world seemly ripe with infinite possibilities, because it had not yet been fully colonized by corporations, and the laws they inevitably draw up to cement their own monopolization and access control. Culture wars are not organic. They are the pop culture manifestation of the underlying tug of war between competing sectors of the economy, and control over state power. By posting culture wars shit even ironically, you are sub-peasant tier.

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Too ugly for titcows Anonymous 08/28/2025 (Thu) 18:35:31 No. 534347 [Reply]
How can I deal with the fact that I'm too ugly to get a titcow girlfriend
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Why would you want one when you could get an actually pretty animal girl doll? I can list the advantages if you'd like.
>>534352 >ugly >expensive >shitty material People who want those silicon dolls are retarded, the future is robot aesthetics. Simple expression on a dot-display face, shiny metals and plastics, and they can run DOOM.
Thatโ€™s a man Iโ€™m pretty sure

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Anonymous 04/27/2025 (Sun) 19:04:20 No. 510262 [Reply] [Last]
Post you're favorite music
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Have you ever downloaded a random song, only to check back another day and it's been deleted? That shit happens on SoundCloud all the time so I make sure to download anything I like
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>>534642 Somebody made a fucking amazing music video of the Isle of Man TT (motorcycle race), they then privated it after people made fun of the song choice

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Anonymous 07/14/2025 (Mon) 02:36:45 No. 530701 [Reply]
What happened to the AI Degen thread?
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>>533617 The raped
>>530741 >no penny Her actual nudes got leaked, how young/stupid are you exactly?
>>530873 >they can easily bring this board up to 100pph with a nonstop barrage of vapid bullshit like announcing whenever they take a walk as if anyone gives a shit. Why do you think this is a good thing?

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Anonymous 08/30/2025 (Sat) 19:17:16 No. 534584 [Reply]
top secret chatting places: deek dot chat wokecat dot com
Both those chats are weak and lame

Uk girls Anonymous 08/29/2025 (Fri) 05:12:34 No. 534370 [Reply]
Uk buds and jerk thread Post ur girls u want 2 b recognised > i desperately want Rosie 2 b recognised > if u know Rosie add > disc: cum4rosie2 > Telegram: @cum4rosie t.me/rosiecumproject
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>>534506 Yeah what anon said. I can feel myself being drained by those empty whore eyes though the screen.
Clintonciding yeah English ok rape a kid in her butthole but save... nah you can get the same stimulation but she won't get preg
>>534370 lamo wtf even is this? who tf even uses telegram? anything that requires a phone is insecure af also shes cute tho she reminds me of a chubby girl that i had a crush on in high school

Anonymous 05/02/2025 (Fri) 12:07:34 No. 513879 [Reply] [Last]
/pol/ b& me for posting about this woman, the latest victim of nigger doxxing and cancellation who's being threatened because she defended her child against niggetry. Guess they don't really give a shit about white people and just wanna be fashionably edgy "da j00z da j00z" teen-brained nadsee larpers. Many such cases.
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While Shekhinah (God's immanent presence in Judaism) and the Logos (Christ as the divine Word in Christianity) originate from different traditions, they both describe a way to feel the divine on Earth. You can experience this presence not as a single, dramatic event, but as a deeper awareness cultivated through daily practices. The Greek term Logos, meaning "Word," was adopted by early Christians to describe Jesus Christ as the embodiment of divine reason and communication. The Logos represents God becoming human to dwell on Earth (John 1:14), making the divine accessible. https://youtu.be/Rie_1u6Ple8
>>534422 >>534423 You forgot the one best quotes, nigger lover

Anonymous 08/30/2025 (Sat) 03:03:38 No. 534486 [Reply]
Anonymous fellas -- how often do you poop your pants? When I ask people IRL, I get bullshit answers like "never in my adult life." But I severely doubt that. I shit my pants *roughly* once a year. Maybe once every 1.5 years. Usually if my stomach is upset, and I think it's a fart, but I get a hot rush of diarrhea instead. Just happened to me today!
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>>534602 I want a new pet cat. I look at their cuteness and melt. They are so loving and floofy and bring us so much happiness. I love little cat friends. I think I'm going to tell my mom I want to find a kitter bitters but I can't take care of it as well as I'd like due to sickness. I'd leave food out and water On second thought it's probably not a good idea because everything I love just dies
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I want a kitter bitters :( I imagine kitters coming up on my bed and sexily walking towards me and I pet kitters. Then she rubs against me :(
Such a sweet kitter bitters :'( Makes me die https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dTa8gchZfc

Hentai Roy 08/24/2025 (Sun) 06:40:51 No. 534115 [Reply]
Just chilling
>>534115 Did the corps ever get around to sending people to go find the people that get taken?
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

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South Park Anonymous 08/08/2025 (Fri) 19:29:31 No. 532961 [Reply] [Last]
Hey, wouldn't it be crazy if she farted and it lifted up her skirt? Also, what's your thoughts on the newest South Park episode?
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>>534263 I meant stan's mom my mom's grounding me from my computer I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WTH
>>534261 I was thinking more like a girl sitting on Butters' face, anon
I want Liane to fart again

Anonymous 07/18/2025 (Fri) 04:04:34 No. 531231 [Reply] [Last]
Fucking 4chan banned kik posting
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leber398 on kik discord: logo0563 White nationalist with a guilty pleasure for interracial but not personally into being cucked, wouldnโ€™t mind hearing from people whoโ€™ve done it. Also love bleaching jew girls
Any depraved femanons? If not im always done for a decent chat or even better trades ;) 0573e748a85e42554e5286a6d4c48ea260ed8f92a0a5cf47f862e0f0e10f7da73b
feed me lxli pls :3 050601b22a99cfeb50bff3e8b69fc54595ac8ced47d07f8e2ab56a4ff04413ee04

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Pedobear encounter Anonymous 08/20/2025 (Wed) 21:32:05 No. 533708 [Reply]
Roll thread: You encounter a pedo bear in the woods, what do you do? The outcome will depend on your roll. To roll do 1 d 100: 1d100 = 6 Roll scenarios: Rolling 1-30: Pedo bear ignores you and you get away. Rolling 31-50: Pedo bear spots you or cannot catch you yet; re-roll and repost ur reaction. Rolling 51-60: Pedo bear grabs you and drags you to the candy van. Rolling 61-70: Pedo bear eats you alive. Rolling 71-80: Pedo bear rapes you on the spot. Rolling 81-90: Pedo bear snaps your neck. Rolling 91-95: Pedo bear wounds you; re-roll. Rolling 96-98: Pedo bear burns you alive. Rolling 99-100: Pedo bear is caught by the police and you are safe.
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53 uh oh
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>>533720 trololol
Who would /b/ rather encounter in the woods, pedo bear or a w*man? 1d1000000 = 885752

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Help me to die 08/26/2025 (Tue) 08:27:54 No. 534229 [Reply]
I will be very straight forward with this I'm looking for some suicide methods, alternatives to classic methods of shooting yourself, hanging or shit like that >bruh just shoot yourself in the head This is not murica, guns don't come in the cereal boxes, get a gun it's really hard Please help me, I'm desperate for killing myself and I don't know how to do it but everyday life is more and more unbearable, please help me to end my suffering.
OP could have been born an African man whose HIV/AIDS is 8x the base rate. OP could have been born a homosexual man whose HIV/AIDS is 16x the base rate. OP could have been born a homosexual man whose rate of pedophilia is 7 in every 10 cases. Instead OP wants to kill himself. He will never be as good of a bug spreading pedophile as the rest of the world. Couldn't even take a banker or an insurance broker with him. He has to die RIGHT NOW. What a fag. Do better OP
>>534229 Make a bunch of explosives and go boom in the middle of the street. Try not to hurt any innocent bystanders. Bonus points for shouting an ebin maymay before you die. >but that would be illegal! Who fucking cares if you're dead nigger? I'm sure you could get the supplies and pull it off before whatever your country's version of the FBI gets off their asses to arrest you. Making your own guillotine would also be pretty neat.
The best way to kill yourself is to live each day as if it were your last because someday it will be.

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Eggman Evil Cookies Anonymous 08/22/2025 (Fri) 15:58:07 No. 533955 [Reply]
EGGMAN EVIL COOKIES RECIPE INGREDIENTS ยพ cup (115 g) macadamia nuts 2 ยฝ cups (372 g) all-purpose flour 3 cups (300 g) old-fashioned rolled oats 2 teaspoons (8 g) baking powder 1 teaspoon (4 g) kosher salt 1 cup (224 g) unsalted butter, room temperature ยฝ cup (90 g) light brown sugar 1 cup (230 g) sugar โ…“ cup (105 g) maple syrup 1 egg 2 tablespoons (30 ml) milk 1 teaspoon (5 ml) vanilla paste 1 cup (180 g) dark chocolate chips 1 cup (180 g) chocolate-covered raisins

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Fuck you that's Dr. Robotnik
WHERE'S THE MOUSTACHE HAIR YOU FAT FUCK?!

mini /ck/ Anonymous 07/15/2025 (Tue) 02:34:20 No. 530869 [Reply]
Talk about what you're eating or want to eat, drink, or cook. C'mon, share a pic.
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heckin evil cookies
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>>533954 >>533965 >forgetting the moustache hair Dave the Intern tier, NGMI

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Why didn't Hitler focus on the pajeets? Anonymous 08/30/2025 (Sat) 18:02:57 No. 534578 [Reply]
Ashkenazi Jews are our friends, they are blonde and blue-eyed like us. The problem should be the pajeets, they are a biological weapon spreading to the whole world. They are a 1 Billion population. Hitler should have focused on the pajeets and gypsies, not on the Jews and Slavs.

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