>>29504 Tolkien elves were a Mary Sue race that harnessed the potential for diversity offered by their longevity and broken abilities, which produced >great smiths (Mahtan, Feanor, Enerdhil, Celebrimbor) >great poets (Daeron, Maglor) >great hunters >great warriors (Glorfindel, Fingolfin) >great kings >great "women"/females (Luthien, Arwen) >elves that got old and bitter (Elrond, Galadriel) >great adventurers (Finwe, Amrod) >great craftsmen (Miriel, Nerdanel) They used to have epic and tragic lives, dying sometimes like heroes against the worst abominations imaginable or of suicide due to grief. Their qualities included strength, wisdom, bravery, beauty (only a fraction of females were defined by how pretty and feminine they were btw), wit and righteounsness. Modern media only surfs on the coombait aspect sprinkled with superficial references to the other things that used to make elves elves. Elves became a tell tale sign of lazy writing, I can't think of many exceptions.

>>29591 TES elves an example of deepest lore but without the actual attractive features as a bonus. If you're going for "unique" looking elves then Dragons Age 2 did it best. Thin willowy bodies & faces just full enough but not quite human. Rather than these massive browed slanted pinheads you get from Skyrim. Online does it a little better. Just giving them bigger more rounded heads would help. And better hair. Hair goes a long way.

Link clears

>>29711 Imagine the totally not gay bromance with this soft boy, just hanging out with the cute homie, watching some cool action flick at the Kinoplex, trying to pick up chicks at the beach (and failing because they get jealous of the pretty brotha somehow), and finishing the day with some co-op videogames with this feminine dude, and perhas some sweaty dick-breaking sex but it's not gay, it's just to vent off the frustration because real niggas help each other anytime.

Bao went through a retarded design phase once upon a time. I'm glad he's recovered.

>>29753 Official.

>>29696 Why is his taint and balls so pink?

>>29716 Wow, I did not notice that until now. Maybe the ladies kissed to much.

I need a cute BF like Bridget.

Where thw FUCK are the videogames?

>>29639 Here's some videogames for you

>>29736 Wrong genre friend

>>29621 >Now Nigger I figured that out 15 years ago, fags just want to play the latest FOTM trash of F2P cancer anyway. I was lucky enough to have a Military RP group with some cool dudes in it. Mostly played military simcades, Half Life 1 and 2 mods plus Quake and Unreal. Most either moved on or became/turned out to be severely autistic redditor furries. 2 trooned out One of them ODEd I left because IRL shit and everyone started playing ASSFAGGOTS and TF2. The biggest issue is having to set up a time to play, and then needing to leave as some will ask you not to and make you feel like shit for doing so, at that point it turns into a fucking chore, this is my hobby, I want to play it whenever I fucking want to lay off stress and/or get a nice challenge. If I want to socialize, I either leave the house or come here. So I either play singleplayer games (the best) or play with randos which is a dice roll, but I can shoot the shit for 10-30 minutes, have some casual fun shooting some cunts and calling them a nigger and then move on with my life. Dealing with online friends is having another fucking commitment and while it's fun as a teen it's usually just a fucking leeway into drama and cancer as an adult. Even playing with IRL friends became a fucking chore, it was either sports, COD or ASSFAGGOTS.

>>29621 Honestly i think i might just abandon most of my platforms, i'm convinced nobody will really be there for you in your darkest moments but yourself, and the few who will allow you to say something will give you some fortune cookie response like "that's tough" or "hope it gets better for you" not that i can blame them for saying that, some people just dont have the capacity to think up a large response with what they're given.

I suggest a few things if you do that. >Delete an account instead of letting it hibernate. Are you going to go back? >Give closure to the good ones. I enjoy the time away from established connections, but that lack of closure's a real bitch.

>>29582 lol

>>29601 I was there when anon posted these for the first time in the squilliam thread. That was a good day. And I sure am glad anon made that second version too.

a way to do super secret stealthy sex is fine btw

>>29720 Put an onahole on console? Meet some BPD girl on VRchat?

>>29722 >Put an onahole on console? onahole is fake vagina only real vaginas work! >Meet some BPD girl on VRchat? that could work

Is it over?

>>28060 >black souls over fumika fantasy >black souls as hidden gem when its fandom is almost undertale tier fandom >omori at least Mad Father got mentioned

>>28060 adding morityu + misao + corpse party + amayado bus stop + mogeko castle + purgatory 1&2 + ghost school to this list

>>28060 Dude Suits is awesome (I have played 10 minutes) but the framerate starts getting really slow, does anyone know how to fix that?

just remembered i made another thread like this and forgot about it sowwy

>Not having rich parents Sucks to be you!

I'm just annoyed that around here you can either get a job working 50 hours a week or nothing at all. Why the fuck can't I find a job where I can just do 3-4 days a week so I can have a chill life

>>29035 Made her pussy a bit more alien.

kill yourself

>>29049 https://eyeballtank.newgrounds.com/news/post/1556041 The game barely started so I made a blogpost about it.

>>29549 >How do I get recommendations without getting recommendations I built up my list just noting down games that /v/tards talk about, how the fuck else can you do it. Maybe go on GameFAQs and manually research every fucking game in the list by platform idk. You didn't even tell us what you are into

>>26933 I think that is a big part of this. It doesn't take much to be fapable, and if something is on initial reaction fapable, people give it the upvotes and what not that boosts it on websites. As artists learn they don't need it they stop drawing or never learn how to draw detailed backgrounds. They stop drawing characters with proper anatomy and proportions accurate to their source material. They stop drawing them acting in character. They've stripped away everything immersive, since all you need to perform well is to just draw the bodies. Recognize [brand] + [fetish], instant upvotes. I'm not sure what a solution would be, sites would have to think of some way to filter for merit worthy art better, then care enough to implement it. Not going to deny that the overdose side is also playing a big part.

>>29549 What are you looking for anon?

>>29566 From one incel to another, please commit suicide.

>>29567 imma bring popcorn 2 ur divorce court hearing k? XD

>>29538 >Because a life sentence is not necesarily for the duration of the criminal's remaining life Yeah my point is that if you are a nigger and have 10 babies to 10 different women, well there's only so much money you can pay. I don't know how it works in burgerland exactly but here there's a certain percent of money which can be taken from you and it's doled out to all the women based on various factors. Once you have like 3 or so divorces, you've probably hit the cap and you won't be losing any more money if you get a 4th divorce. Just like how some criminals have so many fines to pay that they don't lose anything from committing more crime Anyways I happen to be experiencing the pleasure of my parents divorcing after about 30 years of marriage. I wasn't planning to get married before, and now I'm even more convinced it's a bad idea. I'll live a peaceful life doing whatever I feel like and die peacefully alone one day with a clear conscience that I didn't drag more people into this shitshow. My dad used to be a judgemental cunt but these days he seems to have come around to my perspective. That didn't stop him from finding another woman a few months after the divorce, because he doesn't know what else to do with his life. Who should be pitying who >>29565 >stable relationship Good luck bro

>>27909 >>27911 It was a really good game, even more surprising since it came out in 2014 right when Ubisoft was on the downturn. The company obviously had a lot of talent on their hands considering what they accomplished. Though it seems like they've had a bad track record with their employees (wikipedia mentions at least two suits where artist employees won in separate cases against the company wrongfully firing them) and besides the Rayman series have produced only a handful of big name titles, a lot of it mobile shit. Also completely hearsay here but apparently there have been recent rumors the studio's been dissolved despite not finding a direct source for that. This is another tangent but Jesus, I had no idea Rayman was barely a decade old series when Raving Rabbids cannibalized it into the slop we have today -- Rayman came out in 1995, 2, M, and 3 in '99, '01, and '03 respectively, and then Raving Rabbids in '06 which basically defined the series' public appearance up to the current day with cross-promotional Mario games and Smash Bros. cameos. There are entire franchises that have been revived with an older lifespan than that. Battletoads got a 2020 game after having a previous release 26 years previous. Not trying to make a certain point here, just more of an observation.