>>7671 DID I DO THAT, CRACKAS?

>>3770 >Frieren icon Would've permabanned his ass over his utter shit taste in animes approved by Kosher-roll.

>>7454 Noob mad he's bad

>>7669 I got no time adjusting myself at TF2Classic's retarded custom weapons and randomizer servers, while Open Fortress 2 is literally one gamemode that can also be played in Gmod and Pre-Fortress 2 is just a ghost town: not even one miserable server with bots to play with.

>>4081 >AIDS >Not gay

>>3929 Node for intense sex nights Shisha cause she got drugs and is very smart (or dodo cause she is dumb and funny) Chicken so i can give her kisses and hugs (sorry for killing you..) Lorina so she can leglocked me in the queen chamber

Mabel is best. Yog.

>>5479 >shit taste in JRPGs, so I see any list of JRPG recommendations as worthless. Any taste for JRPGs is shit taste, so any list of JRPG recommendations is worthless. And the reasons why are other topics relevant to this thread. >turn-based gameplay is inherently inferior to real-time gameplay, largely because it (usually) relies more on RNG This isn't to say it's inherently bad, but it often removes power from the player and instead relegates it to RNG. The JRPG genre does this a whole lot. Instead of leaving it up to your skill to decide if you aim and time your action well enough to hit or dodge, it rolls dice. It's one step closer to just gambling. But asians love their gambling. This is the country that has long running series of pachinko video games. >but most WRPGs also suck Because they, and then later many JRPGs, don't actually have proper action. The action is an afterthought. A lot of them even have real time combat, but then still use RNG to decide if your attack hits. I saw my sword go through the guy. It fucking hit. Even later when this became less common, the movement and combat was still clunky as hell. Kingdom Hearts should be fun to control, but it feels like garbage. A game based on classic cartoons, known for their fluidity, shouldn't be so damn stiff. Games should be fun to control. If you take Mario or whatever and remove the goals and even level design, it's still just fun to control. Most RPGs don't do this. They're dreadful to control because the gameplay is rarely the point of the game. Which means most shouldn't even be games in the first place. >Most RPGs, though admittedly it goes even more for JRPGs, shouldn't even be games Nobody plays Final Fantasy or whatever for the gameplay. They're playing it for the story. As the old saying goes, it's like ordering soup for the spoon. Might as well make it an anime or book or whatever. But if they did, they'd be judged by the harsher standards of those media, and get laughed out of the room. This also happens outside of RPGs of course. Text/Point and Click Adventure games are notorious for it, and it's become a problem is almost every genre over time. This leads to my next point >Hideo Kojima is a hack He only gets any praise because his fans are absolutely uncultured plebians who never heard of movies before. If they had, they'd see that it's not worth sitting through his lame excuse for gameplay just to see the stories that were already told better in other media. I like a game with good story, but "good story" for a game shouldn't mean a story that would get laughed out of the room in another medium, it means a story that couldn't be told effectively or in the same way in another medium. Or at least one that successfully melds with and promotes the gameplay. >"PC gaming" sucked until very recently, and even now isn't as good as people here want to pretend.

>>5389 Never found the appeal of Hideo Kojimbo: So many hipsters who think they're hotshit because they pressed X button during a cutscene to the point of feeling weird controlling Solid Snake doing any action in Super Smash. Let alone Kojimbo updated his leftwing trends for good goy points, despite worshiping "Prosperous White Europa" Che Guevara. Let alone the spaghetti lore does not equal Metal Gear having a rich and fruitful story, it's fucking retarded. But hey it's a mature game for big boys despite not naming the jew, only the ebil deep state ruled by hwite folks.

>>5389 I don't think Red Dead Redemption 2 would've been mourned if it got shitcanned during its development hell, considering Cuckstar was about to face bankruptcy when they shit out GTA 5 and if you choose the third ending in Story Mode they pretty much emphasize: This will be last thing they'll ever produce. GTAOnline was a fat fucking mistake and GTA6 will be an interactive movie.

I miss my wife, Tails.

>>7613 It's lonely out in space

i miss targets, bad aim

>>7597 >Xeno X in top 10 >Halo 3 above 1 and 2 >Wow >Disco Elysium >Cyberpunk 2077 >GTA4 >typoing 13 Sentinels Man, cuckchanners keep getting younger and younger huh

I think this would be a lot more interesting if it was series you have completed a game in.

100 suck it

I can't believe Bethesda finally released some gameplay footage from the new TES, this is awesome.

I have a new Reddit opinion: I like it when posts get deleted, free speech is not worth the hassle

>>695 Traps are gay and if you like it you are gay Futas are gay and if you like it you are gay Crossdressing is gay and if you like it you are gay Art does influence reality and society consciously or subconsciously and it doesnt exist in a vaccum Same goes for forum posts and any other form of communication really Porn is bad for you I have no idea why people like lolis and even then why not just petite flat chested women

>>7582 I WANT A NEUTRAL SPACE Lefties will snap and commit soycide anyway because nobody is falling in line.

I wouldn't be able to remember the first game I ever played, because I must have been younger than three years old. But early ones that I remember loving were Super Mario Bros. 1/2/3/World/All-Stars, Donkey Kong Classics, Sonic 1/2/Spinball, and Castle of Illusion. I sucked ass at all of them, of course. I didn't even notice the difference between All-Stars and the NES versions, despite the massive graphical update. I just knew sometimes I played them on the Super Nintendo and sometimes I played them on the "Regular Nintendo." I couldn't get past Labyrinth Zone in Sonic 1, and I don't think I ever got past Aquatic Ruin Zone, or maybe Mystic Cave Zone, in Sonic 2. Couldn't beat level 2 in Spinball, but that game only has like four levels, so I don't feel that bad about it. I could beat Castle of Illusion, but only on Easy Mode. For those who don't know, if you play on Easy, you only play a few levels, then you encounter the final boss, but just give her all the magical gems, and the game is over. I remember my dad getting mad at me for handing over the gems, as he didn't realize it was a cutscene. It was pretty funny. I also remember playing a lot of Cool Spot, Shadow Dancer, and Beavis and Butt-Head, but of course could never beat them. Got pretty far in Cool Spot, though. Once I got far enough that I noticed the levels started going in reverse order. I didn't realize until many years later that that meant I was halfway through the game. I didn't realize as a kid that Beavis and Butt-Head was a thinking man's game. Took me decades to figure that one out. The first game I actually remember getting, rather than having owned (or rather family owned) before I can remember is Sonic & Knuckles. I couldn't get past Lava Reef Zone Act 2 as Sonic, though, or Sandopolis Act 2 as Knuckles. I remember at one point I got up to Lava Reef Zone 2 and forced my dad to beat the rest of the game for me, so I could feel like I did it. Good memory. He still brings that one up. I must have only been four or maybe five years old. I remember getting Dynamite Headdy around that time, but that game is fucking hard and I still can't beat it. And once my dad brought home a Super Game Boy, but the only game I had for it for a while was Mickey Mouse. An okay game, but it was no Castle of Illusion. I also remember renting games like ToeJam & Earl, Earthworm Jim, and other Genesis classics, but I sucked balls at video games and couldn't get anywhere in them. Actually I still can't beat ToeJam & Earl or Earthworm Jim. Shortly after that I got a PlayStation, and though I wanted it purely for Crash Bandicoot, my dad thought Pandamonium looked cool. I like that game, but of course it's no Crash Bandicoot. Second game I got was Jumping Flash! 2, which ended up being the first game I was actually able to beat, though it took me a couple of years to actually get good enough at games in general to do it. Now I can beat it in about a half hour without even trying. Finally got Crash as my third PlayStation game, but that game is hard as hell. Took me way longer to beat that. Once I got Crash I was at the point where I could actually make my own game decisions, and started collecting way more games, so I suppose I shouldn't blogpost my experiences with all of them.

It was either Warcraft 2, Starcraft 1, or Diablo 1. I can't remember which one, probably Warcraft 2. It was great, but too damn hard. There was always a hard stop in my progress that was impossible to overcome without cheats. (Iirc it was the 5th mission of WC2 that I couldn't get past) I loved the 2D visuals, music, and sounds, voice acting and everything, it was just so damn cool, building armies and fleets of cool units and taking over the lands and seas. Also started my love for strategy games. The fog of war and stuff like unexpected enemy raids was quite a difficult thing to deal with as a child. Stuff like the demo gameplay that would play on the start screen if you waited a bit were also cool to watch. The other 2 games were similar experiences, though in Diablo 1's case, the game fucking terrified me ever since I encountered the Butcher, it took me years to build up courage between attempts, it was so damn scary and well-put together. The music and visuals were fucking intense. Starcraft 1 introduced me to some of my favorite fictional characters ever, was such a great fucking time.

fortnite

>>7502 I've played on a map like that. It's extremely hilarious.

>>7501 You posted the cuntboy alt

buck bumble x vi

>>7368 look at f95zone look at japan

>>7368 That's the only way to make a profit with art.

>>7230 I forgot to mention that I also jacked off to SuperDeepThroat a fair bit too. Actually I even installed some cheat engine to modify the bodies to lolis

>>7375 Men have no problem with identifying colors, they just give them useful names and lables instead of using corporate department store names for every color. See also

>>7435 lel

Do not cream the rabbit.

>>7408 Cream the rabbit. Do it now!

>>7349 Guys please watch the phucker in the ashes playthrough i wanna talk about the funny playthough on /vb/

>>7376 whats phucker in the ashes

>>7397 pls watch the first webm pls pls >>7349

>>7351 >he >twinkie roll heh

>>7353 I meant FuPoo >twinkie roll How about a reverse trap instead?

rolls cute

I decided to go check out a few old filthy frank vids. No one makes stuff like this anymore, man. Everyone, including the right's become softer because of the status quo influence.

>>7386 Look at the 6 second mark. If this came out today he would get called a pedophile and get cancelled to death.

>>7387 He did send DMCA's to any who reuploaded his shit, how the hell sucking off to the whorehouse that is Kpop would've done good for his mental health?