>>61446
I had an idea for a comic recently that I thought would be pretty funny, but I can't draw for shit, so I decided to write it out and see if anyone else likes it.
Panel 1: News station interior, table with two news anchors sitting at it, graphics label them as (name 1) and (name 2).
Name 1: Good evening, and welcome to tonight’s special broadcast where we tackle a controversial topic that’s taking the nation by storm: ‘Are women food?’ Joining us tonight are two special guests.
Panel 2: Two podiums with two more people, another graphic labels them as (name 3) and (name 4)
Name 1: (Name 3), since you represent those in favor, you will be starting the debate. Your opening statement, please.
Panel 3: Close up on Name 3’s podium
Name 3: Thank you. I and many others believe that in these difficult times, it is important to use our resources to their maximum potential. That includes blah blah blah (A/N I didn’t feel like writing more than that)
Panel 4: Back to the news anchors
Name 1: Strong words indeed from (name 3). (Name 4), your rebuttal?
Panel 5: Close up on (name 4)’s podium, but it’s empty
Name 1: Um, (name 4)?
Panel 6: Wider shot of both podiums, (name 3) is suddenly sporting a large stomach, within which a wiggling form can be seen
Name 1: Oh, I see. (Name 4), do you have anything to add?
Name 4: (muffled screaming)
Name 1: Yes, I think that’s all we’re going to be getting from (name 4) tonight.
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