>>3856 You forgot "the staff isn't a bunch of psychotic trannies from reddit that hate everything related to imageboard culture and are actively trying to destroy it."

>>3887 I figured that was implicit.

>>2325 Fuck, I'm interested and I can actually do mondays, but you're too far away from me (6 hours away)

>>2717 Would you prefer a different time? What would meet you in the middle?

>>3883 I am playing a Mul called Crommach and I was surprised to find that "Extended activity" actually came in use. Not only can I dig graves but I can also help build a wall for some townspeople.

>>3040 I played an extremely shitposty game with some coworkers a few years ago. One of the DM's friends who I didn't know played a nasty Stink Goblin sorcerer called Cumsock. I thought it would be funny to get his name wrong. I think we called him >Cumbubble >Poopsock >Jizzjar >Cumdumpster >Poopsteak >Jockstrap >Poprocks And he would always correct us. Very stupid and pointless joke but we rolled with it. My character was a cleric of Selune, a nun named Anustasia Rearendia. She got to roll at advantage for any action I could work into a butt pun.

I joined a DnD group a couple months ago and everyone likes to make stupid jokes about their characters to the point they constantly ask "which DnD character" (or just w) to pics and videos they find. The most notable running joke of the group is one of our friends having insane roll luck, to the point we call him "Protag boy", one of his character is a natural MC to the main campaign and he kind of hates when it's pointed out. There's also a couple running jokes I made completely on accident regarding one of my characters where she has a shipper brainrot with two characters (both ran by the same player) and has an one-sided crush on another character both in the main campaign AND an alternate joke campaign a different GM set up (and she is somehow even worse on the crushing there, like Sakura Haruno levels of worse). The two gifrels became signature with that running joke of my character locking the fuck in whenever this other character is around. >Diana when Cu'Jay spotted.

>>3884 >Protag boy Man I wish that was me. My rolls are unnaturally cursed.

https://github.com/Cockatrice/Cockatrice/wiki/Custom-Cards-%26-Sets Alright it's going to take some doing to get all these on Cockatrice, even for two players, but it seems to be straightforward doing.

>>3866 Anyway, shall try at it or shall you? If no response I'll eventually do it myself.

>>3807 >burning of Remus I sure hope this set is played without any donate effects

>>3664 Ah, whoops. 2d4chan it is. I just noticed 1d4chan went down at some point and all I could find was 1d6chan and I assumed that was all that's left. Now that I'm looking at it more closely it looks like the 1d6chan staff has something against 8chan so fuck 'em. Seems like 1d6chan is run by a clique. New link: https://2d4chan.org/wiki/FATAL

>>3664 Don't mind me, I'm just reacting to pic related with pic related.

>>3664 2d4chan is also shit, unfortunately. it deleted the spice and wolf page (and others) for "not being tg related". so either you use 2d4chan and get loli shit at the cost of other stuff, or you use 1d6chan and get the full package with some whitewashed bullshit.

>>3404 why do you hate fun exactly?

>>3848 We really need something other than kingmaker/wotr for pathfinder without a group. I've seen a few db/excel files floating around, but I can't imagine the nightmare of actually cobbling it all together properly, even as a text only calculator type tool.

>>3858 Playing on an Excel document is an interesting idea but in practice I don't know if it's a good idea. Excel scripting has dogshit performance. maptool beats it with a tire iron, but honestly I don't feel particularly married to aps aesthetic and the like to play them straight. For example there are several boat campaigns I want to redesign on the fly to utilize living airship builds I made.

>>3871 It did 5 million USD which like it or not is an objective success. >>3873 If it'll keep it's momentum remains to be seen as the left wing part of tabletop gaming really wants this to replace 40k.

>>3875 > left wing part of tabletop gaming really wants this to replace 40k. I doubt that, they usually try to pull the le heckin media literacy card nowadays when discussing over the top settings as an excuse to change it. I know one lefty guy who just got into warhammer, he more or less respects the lore, but he does that pretty regularly.

>>3876 There are a lot of lefties who are really pushing TC.

>>1587 I was lost, out in the deepest reaches. What have I missed?

Hmm... No one seems to be around... I claim this general in the name of the Blessed Blake!

>playing battle tech >I got a hunchback >Things are going fantastically >About to win >Suddenly my opponent rolls lucky and gets a 10 damage straight to my cockpit >Instantly lose the hunchback. >My firestarter managed to win anyway >Realized I traded a medium mech for a few light mechs Pyrrhic victory.

I want a setting where there's a area of space known for destroying minds and causing insanity, a corrupting zone all other alien species avoid. One day a new species emerges with advances in space travel from that zone, it's humans. Due to that species evolving in that zone they're relatively resistant effects, and are able to survive where no other higher alien forms could. As a side effect, when humans interact with outside alien races, they're by comparison insane evil unpredictable creatures because the other races never evolved to survive within that influence. Entire sectors have meetings because oh fuck the humans keep peeking out like it's nothing and they're really nuts what do we do? All of the curiosity, the evil, the cruelty, the kindness, shit no other species is ready to handle in such extremes so fast with almost no signs it's time to switch from the intergalactic schizo race who has a multitude of fake real mortal immortal gods who they all believe and don't believe in. Sign me up, it's time to be a problem.

>>2114 Reminder the Eldar murderfucked an chaos god into being.

>>3605 I think I read a HFY story with that exact premise. Humanity is just the insane people of the universe and no one understands how we evolved in the chaos zone. its a funny concept.

>>3779 I'm painting a miniature of life's failures with my words.

>>3780 You are painting quite nicely with depressing colours.

Question: Does anyone know where I can get Chimpanzee bits? I thought about just taking little chimpanzee toys and glueing them to guardsman bodies to make the chimp guard. Sadly the toys were too large so that idea is out the window. Worst case scenario I might just ask a friend if he can print out some monkey bits on his 3d printer.

I'm sick of this "fuel for powers" paradigm, literally every single gameline does it. Vampire does it with Vitae, Mage does it with Mana, Werewolf does it with Essence, Changeling does it with Glamour, the list goes on and on. Even the fangames do it. Give me a more interesting resource management power subsystem. Give me something new.

>>3769 you could always play with hunger dice?

Where do you get your game ideas from?

>>3174 you deserve to suffer normie

>>3178 Then reproach me not, if that is what you think, but rather bid this humble servant of the Omnissiah visit 8chan now and then.

So this is where the hated ones ended, far from 4cheap/tg/?

>>3458 Yeah. This one is the only one I'm aware of that's worth a damn.

Anyone know what's the lore of his thing? I tried search BG legendary in kaldheim but don't know what got binded. Saruff? https://gatherer.wizards.com/search?setName=eq~Kaldheim~KHM&colors=eq~B_G&instanceSuperType=eq~Legendary What is this nerd doing here

>>3793 Apparently it's the The Seven Jaspera Trees from Skemfar. >Seven towering trees scattered across Skemfar's wide forests are said to be prisons where the Skoti imprisoned the surviving leaders of the Einir, setting them as a warning of what happens to those who challenge their divine authority. The entombed Einir are now one with the trees that bind them, and the elves revere the trees as if they were their ancient leaders. Each of the trees has unique magical properties based on the god imprisoned within; one produces fruit that can heal any illness and close any wound, another produces wood that can't be cut or broken (except when the god inside decides to give a branch to a worthy supplicant). Harald, king of the elves, claims to have received a vision of a united elf dynasty when he ate the fruit of a Jaspera tree and slept beneath its boughs.[

I can't get over how the dark magician looks like his hat is always about to fall off

>, Reiji has a countermove ready. He activates Endless Seal, which allows him to add a Seal card from his Graveyard to his hand during any turn he's Pendulum Summoned a D/D/D monster. >He adds Block Attack, which he then activates to force Starving Venemy Dragon into Defense Position. Fucking Stop Defense/Block Attack searcher

Saw 2 random people asking The Zombie Vampire to be banned. What's the deal? mill both for 4 has been a thing since Tear

>>2030 >>2225 Funny enough, I was thinking of throwing a Von-Neumann Universal Constructor Swarm at my PCs in the Traveler campaign I'm working on. I know that's probably not the correct name since a VNUC is more for digital cellular automata but I think it's appropriate since if you think about it, there is not much difference between it and a Von-Neumann probe. https://civilization.fandom.com/wiki/Industrial_Nanorobotics_(SMAC) https://civilization.fandom.com/wiki/The_Nano_Factory_(SMAC) Basically the idea behind it is that since they're all supposed to be asteroid miners, they should encounter some piece of high technology that fill the niche they do at their current tech level. Or rather a piece of technology that fills the entire supply chain that they are a part of. From ore extraction, to processing, refining, and then manufacturing into a final product.

>>2225 Here's a idea, the nanomachines are hard countered by high levels of pollution. Oil and trash clogged waterways are just death swamps for these things, greasy smog clouds mess up their sensors killing them, trash mountains are a trap that they keep going into and getting stuck inside due to small traces of biomaterial in the trash. Let the overused idea of "pollution bad" be turned on its head where now for once it's temporarily good. >>1214 I love this

>>799 >Prison campaign >Players play random criminals recently incarcerated long term in a federal prison facility. All housed on the same wing they interact and deal with common threats perhaps ending up calling the shots. Probably not your intention but the premise reminds me of The Suffering, just in co-op mode this time.