>>1041419 >>1041423 >>1041462 >>1041463 >>1041471 Welcome TO THE FUTURE

>>1041419 "Here's your controller, bro. We're gonna play some GoldenEye."

>>1041479 Can I fit the original file here yet? oh guess not https://files.catbox.moe/880s2b.mp4

balatro winning would be really funny

>>1041466 Who cares? This shit is a glorified ad

>>1041472 it is run by IGN who basically chooses who wins and who gives them the best deals for game promotion, but it would be really funny seeing all the people be confused

>>1041110 >pic >it's actually that just to fuck with people here's an idea for some ironic (read:player-hating) game, I guess?

>>1039970 WARNING for the loud shotgun sound. I didn't adjust its volume. I;ve added numbers popping up and some encouraging text on combos. Our single teammate also joins us in battle, with his trusty shotgun because other weapons are OP in his hands. It looks really good now. As in it looks fun just by looking at the video. Some bugs reported earlier still aren't fixed, reload sound still overlaps if there's 2 or more reloads. I'll have to individually assign each weapon its play/pause routine and at what part of audio clip should it resume. Movement is still unchanged. Scoring system is simple multiples of kills, I'll look into hotline miami for more. 'Close calls' and 'massacres' need some conditions. Sprite Rotation is a placeholder animation, I'd have some 8 way sprite sheet animation but thats way down on the priority list.

>>1041192 Not a bad idea. No idea how to do jiggle physics, but I guess there is always a good reason to learn

>>1009444 Nice digits, lad. As for the hidden gem thing. I've seen plenty of people defend the game and say it's actually good when you look past the performance and money-grabbing DLC, including people in this very thread. I notice that most of the people that think this way either didn't play DD:DA or played it years ago. If you go straight from one to the other or have DD:DA fresh in your memory you'll notice the downgrade and shit-ness much more easily since you have a direct comparison. People might start calling it a hidden gem in several years, or more likely a rough diamond, especially with the pool of releases having more low-quality games in them and normalfaggots eating up lower-quality games over actual quality releases, but the original will always be there to shadow over it. It's not even a case of Dark Souls 2 where it's changes a lot but there's improvements in there to like such as spell variety and moveset variety (to a point that some consider it better than the original, like myself), it's just a fucking downgrade for most of the classes. And the new classes are generally shit except Wayfarer (which you use to get actually acceptable fashion and deal with terrible stats as a consequence). I don't think DD2 will ever achieve the same level of cult classic/hidden gem that DD:DA has. >>1041335 I don't think the game is getting an expansion. Itsuno fucked off and Capcom is in full monster hunter mode at the moment, so I think DD2 is just abandoned.

>>1041371 Kento Kinoshita did Dark Arisen, not Itsuno. He's not necessary for an expansion.

>>1041373 I forgot Itsuno didn't work on the expasion. Still, I think this game was just used as a training ground for Monster Hunter Devs and as an open-world tech demo for the RE Engine. From which Capcom learned basically nothing going on how ass MH:Wilds ran, but still. I wouldn't expect any word of an expansion until after MH:Wilds releases, at earliest. If any word of an expansion at all. I know there was the credible leaks but I think that might've had the requirement of the game selling well enough first and not being hated by a good chunk of those who played it. Hype can sell a game, but you need a good game to sell an expansion, go look at Tales of Arise for that in practice, where the game sold the most on the Tales name alone, but the game was so shit that the God of Soy ripoff DLC sold incredibly poorly because the Tales fans weren't there anymore to buy it and the normalfaggots had long fucked off. Lots of people aren't even aware that game had a DLC, even.

>>1040732 What do you wanna fuck the dragons or somethin'?

>>1041036 If they're going to make everything poly-gay transbinary, the least they can do is toss dracosexuals a bone.

>>1041089 The games did have a gilf that turned into a dragon.

>>1038577 >combat data for Fidelio and Rela Oh ffs Atlus. They're so much better than idoltrash and many of the other characters. >still no Brig Now that's just interesting. She's way too good to just be just a social link. Same with Blue Michael Jackson con artist.

>>1040300 too much ass.

>>1040535 Elden Ring.

>>1040824 Hiero was my first Insane clear back in the total assault days. Still never got platinum but maybe my luck will change here. I managed to one-team Hiero insane with an ASS Band-its team, and then I just barely beat blue insane with a borrowed steroid Wakamo, who kept fucking dying even with the curse. Yellow insane was super easy with Kazusa, actually. At least for me it was Thanks to that, I am sitting comfortably at rank 3400. Will I maintain this or am I gonna be swept away from platinum once again by the whales? time will tell.

>>1040832 >Thanks to that, I am sitting comfortably at rank 3400 The cutoff is 5000, right? I highly doubt more than a thousand people will do the battle in the last few hours of the event, to such an extent that it kicks you off Platinum. Anyway, good job anon, you could also try posting some future clears, it's therapeutic, at least for me.

>>1040824 >>1040832 I ended up about 600 out of plat this time. 3x Insane, but only Red was 1-team. With Mika and Wakamo both having the worst armour, and Maki the same, it's pretty much impossible to 1-team Insane in those colours unless your students are close to maxed. It took a lot of resetting to make sure the curse hit the right student every time; unless they all landed on Wakamo to let me heal her, she was guaranteed to die before reaching P2.

>>1040477 >whores afe7a3 is gay anon

>>1040478 That's not in conflict with anything I said

>>1040477 anons be gay yo

>The Cradle An underground mission set entirely in a single cavern. It's a fusion of 2 unused missions. https://youtu.be/89hMndF-glM >Future Past A mission that swaps between maps, it can be seen at 5m30s. It's never been done, most likely because it implies a second loading time. https://youtu.be/qgJ2oziAVrg

>>1034834 That looks fucking insane, Jesus

>The Night Raid A mission against bots at night, if it wasn't that the air strikes hitting at random are far more dangerous. It was shorter than the rest, so I extended it with one more wave and a fight against a hostile hijacked barga. https://youtu.be/zRZjKOzNdHI Here's the barga: https://youtu.be/z0cqtTaGlXg >Stalwart Defenders This one is a fusion of 2 missions in the same area. It's pretty weird, the original concept was that of a stealth mission where you can skip directly to the last pylon for a quicker but bigger battle. Else, go through the motions with each one and take much longer. https://youtu.be/YnxjrCxpmZ0 >Tomorrow's War One of the masterpieces among the unused missions. Imagine Plain of Conflict, but made of small waves that are chasing after runaway soldiers and vehicles attempting to escape. You are supposed to run the distance all over the place, saving allies and gearing up an army for the next and bigger encounter. I made up that you're traveling in time, to give some sort of progression through it all. It's probably still too difficult and too long, but the original unedited file was even harder, and it would have been a pity to nerf such a marvelous beast. https://youtu.be/peiHFZv51Sw

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>>1040518 >20MB PNGs

>>1040518 >>1040526 Just 1 4K PNG's 20MB, the others are 1.29MB, 1.99MB, 3.31MB, and 4.52MB. 20MB's not bad, lossless you can't get that PNG much under 14.78 MB.

>>1038750 >Thal mor >Mor thal Is there more examples were they just go full creative like that?

>>1038750 Bruma briefly explores the idea of using Martin as a substitute for Tiber, keeping the letter but not spirit of the treaty, but it doesn't actually do anything with it besides a Thalmor rep being angry he can't shut it down.

>>1040574 How would that even work, though? Tiber had a very specific apotheosis, essentially mantling Lorkhan and the convention as a whole. Martin, on the other hand, was just basically used as an onahole by Akatosh when he broke the Red Diamond - turning him into an avatar of the god and then burning out, leaving behind a new dragon statue. They're not even remotely similar. It'd be like a Dork Elf cult trying to pretend that Jiub is really Vivec just to stop getting bullied by the Imperial Cult novices. Ultimately, I don't think the Thalmor would even care. Yeah, humans trying to claim one of their own could ascend to divinity is an affront to them - but it's meaningless. Tiber Septim actually DID achieve godhood though - and they know it - and it was Lorkhan who's seat Talos currently sits in - and THAT is why it is a blasphemy of the highest order. He actually IS Lorkhan reborn (in a sense) into the godhead and is a direct obstacle to the unmaking of Mundus and their return to the Et'ada. He's bascially Satan resurrected to the Elves. That's also the same kind of heresy that caused them to drive the Chimer and their prophet Veloth clear to the other side of the continent. Because the Chimer thought that life was a crucible to refine the spirit into a divinity - rather than a prison keeping you from returning to defacto to divinity. Kind of ironic, that, considering that the one group of Elves that is most like humanity in their metaphysical outlook, founded their kingdom in the same place that Lorkhan's heart rested. Even if the common man in Tamriel doesn't have a clue about any of this esoteric bullshit and is simply "luv me Talos, simple as" - the most learned scholars of the metaphysical know and THAT is what inspires the faith that is filtered down and simplified for the common stable hand. So I don't remember the lore on Arkay once being mortal, or how his apotheosis occurred - so maybe I'm missing something here, but yeah, Talos was a bit of a special case when it comes to the Elves. Martin simply could not fill that role - either in reality or in the deluded minds of men who are butthurt over Talos worship being banned.

>>1033072 Synchronicity: was listening to TFM talk about his "i told you so" dance as I clicked this video, which has the music from TFM's "i told you so" dance

>>1033819 Or calling them "hole punchers" for if "paper" ever breaks in

>>1040635 >"hole punchers" This is already what I call based chads that put women in their place.

Alternate public Jackbox stream can be found here this week: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiZSNuuUoAM 5Max's should still be on for this Saturday

>>1040713 Can I say "NIGGER"?

>>1040728 nope

Super Mario Sunhine (Whoohoo!) The fludd is quite the addition to Mario's arsenal. However, I feel most of the levels don't utilize it to its fullest potential, several of the stars/shines can be gotten without using the fludd at all, that's at least how it feels. Besides shine sprite count doesn't really matter in the end, to access the last stage you have to beat episode 6 of each stage. I slso would have liked it more if it was possible to get some shine sprites out of order. Been looking at "super mario sunshine eclipse" seems quite cool, might try it out.

>>1033892 Presuming that the sequel lives up to that standard I can at least respect them for trying and not letting it go to waste by not releasing anything at all. Good to know it's only 3 hours though.

Just finished Slay The Princess: Pristine Cut, and Spooky's Jumpscare Mansion. The former was great. The latter was alright. I was hoping for more interaction with the cute ghost girl, but I also only played the free version of the game. The paid newer versions and DLC add some more to her story, but not enough for me to do more than watch their endings and secrets.

More chink shit: https://videocardz.com/newz/evangelion-themed-ryzen-hx-370-gaming-handheld-and-radeon-rx-7800m-xt-egpu-announced Are any of these handhelds good? My gut feeling is to wait for the next gen Steamdeck.

>>1038078 From my sbc experience you'll probably want the name brand thing over the clones, unless you like tinkering more than using the thing. Someone in the predictions thread said steam deck will be a ways off because valve doesn't want to burn deck purchasers.

Ha-fLife and Steam Deck developer Greg Coomer retires affer 27 years.

>>1040405 Most SEA people don’t have squinty eyes either. Seems like the Yayoi were actually an outlier.

>>1040446 Ainu are just the last pure Jomon that know they are the last pure Jomon and weren't absorbed into a unified Japanese nation until after Edo. Mainlanders can be Jomon to verying degrees. Even with it watered down after hundreds of years of gooks moving in during their bronze age, they can still be really swarthy and have coarse facial hair. But yeah it does look like Ryu does have more deeply set eyes than a normal Jap

>>1040446 Japs don't have to be Ainu to look like that, they all have Jomon ancestry. I found a schizo jap youtuber who clearly has Jomon features. https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=9sWqW8I5zWY